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01-11-2004, 12:04 PM
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The Evil One
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Gandalf: I never told you to pick that up, Jack!!! Do you know why?
Jack: Because it's gray and you're afraid it might make your gray hair look grayer? Gandalf: NOO YOU FOOL OF A JACK!!! Because it TALKS!!! Rock: Who, me? I don't talk. Eowyn: Aw, sheesh. IT's kinda stupid too. Rock: ME? STUPID!!!??? Eowyn: I thought you didn't talk. Rock: o. yeah.
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01-11-2004, 01:22 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: wherever my dreams take me
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Gandalf: Eowyn...
Eowyn: What? Gandalf: I thought you were kidnapped by the orcs. We were working on the plan how to save you and all. Eowyn: Well, after I sent all the orcs to Gondor to bring me some chocolate ice-cream, I got bored alone, so I thought that I come out and see what you're doing. Gandalf: But how can we save you if you're not kidnapped? Eowyn: That's your problem. Tshik: Let's go! Let's go! *hopping up and down* Adrian: Go where? Tshik: Anywhere! Yippiii! Everywhere! Woohoo! Devak: Oh, shut up, you crazy one. Gandalf: But he's right. We can't spend pages just sitting and relaxing and talking to rocks. Jack: I never talked to them. I just picked one up. You never know when a talking rock might be useful. Rock: Hey! But humans can't hear rock speech! Gandalf: Who do you call a human here?! Rock: That... that... that girl over there. I think... Devak: So what are we going to do then?
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01-11-2004, 06:53 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: mentally or physically?
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mysterious voice (rock on ground): lets throw the rock as far as we can!
jack: OK! rock in pocket: NOOOoooooo rock on ground: hee hee! Jack: look, another rock rock on ground: NOOOoooooo Roc (large elephant eating bird in Sinbad): dont even try.
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01-11-2004, 10:43 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleep
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*Jack is bored. Jack pops over to visit Sauron the recetly bleached*
STRB: Hello...Gah! your a guy! Jack: Yeah....i did some remodeling. You like? STRB: Um, yeah. But I am not inclined in that direction.... Jack; Oh nonsense. Do you mean to tell me that Beren and company trapped in your lair were merely there to be devoured by a bunch of wolves? STRB: That was then this is now. *quiver* Jack: well, I dunno about you but I have the same mind and emmotions just in a different body.... *END OF SCENE*
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01-12-2004, 06:02 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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OOC: Um, Hallo? "Jack"? Did you forget who was Sauron in that other thread? Do you think Sauron would REALLY have qualms about this? This is Katt btw. Human is dead. Me 'n' "Jack" killed her.
*POOF!* Set: Hi! Sorry I'm late, I got lost in thought. It's unfamiliar territory for me. Adrian: Hey Set, I have a question. Are you as big a poof as that sound effect would lead us to belive? Rest of Company: *giggles slightly* Set: *Raises eyebrow* Well, that depends on who you are. Adrian: OK! Too much information! So, where do we go now?
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01-13-2004, 01:27 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleep
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Oh...heh...yeaah....well....umm...*runs away*
Jack: *clothes are being put on* well, i sure am not a poof so i better be getting along. it was fun....and educational...I didnt know you were so limber.....Bye! STRB: Eh? *rearranges rumpled bedsheets and snores away* Jack: I did like him despite his faults.... *joins the group with a BANG!* Adrian: And i suppose you do as much BANGING as that sound effect impiles? Jack: You better beleive it sister! And off they go to do some more pointless wandering- i mean- Brave questing
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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01-13-2004, 10:03 PM
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Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR
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Adrian: I WANT TO SEE FRODO!!!! *breaks down and crys*
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AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero *pause* I hate people like you." ~Hiei |
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01-14-2004, 06:15 PM
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The Evil One
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: here, on the moot
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Eowyn: Hey were's the rock?
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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01-14-2004, 08:37 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleep
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Jack: Whimps. *flounces off into mordor* The rock is in me pocket.
Set:alright, time for more pointless things...
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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01-15-2004, 06:17 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling...
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Gandalf: "Right, now here's the thing, we need long sharp pointy spikey things and, apparently, we need rocks (preferably, talking rocks) and we've got to use these to attack Mordor and rescue any, you know, small, cute defenceless things that Sauron has kidnapped or held hostage (Eowyn doesn't count because (1) she's not small (2) she's not cute (3) she's definitely not defenceless and (4) she was only kidnapped for about five Posts!)"
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01-16-2004, 11:31 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleep
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Jack; yeh, this blows..apperantly Eowyn was unkidknapped about three posts ago and this is really cramping my style. ANd i like to barbeque with good ole hickory and coal so you can have as much gas as you like but i am outta here! Bye.
*BANG!* Gandalf: well, there goes the first of our fellowship.
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"She's like a terrorist in a cool jacket." -hanna when seeing me kick an annoying freshy in the rear (in my new jacket) "Think of Zombies. They're like Energizer Bunnies from hell! They don’t give up, they just keep going!" -Casey on one of his favorite topics. |
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01-19-2004, 07:10 PM
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The Evil One
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Quote:
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eowyn: Well, i'd prefer to be cute but not sma... Jack: Just shut up. Gandalf: i thought you left us Jack: Well go cook with gas. old guy!!!
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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01-20-2004, 04:55 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Tolkien's England where the tale grew in the telling...
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Gandalf: "Right, so where's everyone gone to? I don't know, the younger generation of heroes doesn't know it's born! Everyone, to horse, and let's ride to Mordor to rescue small cute things (thinks of someone called Sophie - you'll all have to ask E,LoR to post the pics). Here Shadowfax, to me!"
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02-01-2004, 01:16 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2003
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*After Gandalf had found Shadowfax and everyone else finally agreed to stand up and start going, they set out to rescue small cute things*
Tshik: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adrian: Tell me once more, Gandalf, why do we go there where we are going? Was my suggestion of having a second breakfast really worse than this? Gandalf: We are going to save small cute things, as I told you before. And some of us can't have a second breakfast because we haven't had the first yet. Adrian: Would be this the best time to have both of those then? Gandalf: I promise you, after we have done something interesting and dangerous and rescued some of those cute things, you can have two second breakfasts. Devak: I still think we should go save Eowyn. Eowyn: But I'm not kidnapped any more! Devak: Oh yeah. Rats. Eowyn: Rats? Where? Where? Heeeelp!!! *Devak looks slyly at Set and thinks whether she should dream of some rats for Eowyn*
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02-08-2004, 06:04 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleeping in a tree
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(Hi peoples)
Devak: Let's have some fun... *looks at Set* Shall we? Set: *tries to look all inocent* Rats? Okay I don't see why not... Devak: Let me try first... *smoke issues from hands and covers the ground beside her* I sommon rats from the crypt, rats from the drain, I sommon rats in Luna's name... *the ground around Devak opens and a big rat pops out and starts to chase Eowyn* Eowyn: *Runs off screaming* Devak: "rats rats I hate rats, He he he They drive me crazy...." Set: Nice.... Devak: It's not what I wanted... But it will do. Eowyn:*runs into tree* *screams, Shakes head and starts running oposite direction* Devak: Ha! This is fun, *lean agenst tree, and holds out popcorn to Set* Popcorn with your movie? Set: Don't mind if I do...*opens mouth wide and pours all of popcorn into mouth* Yum... Devak: Save some for me next time would yah? Set: Sorry *opens mouth to show half chewed popcorn* you wanted some? Devak: Yuck! *inches away form Set* Close your mouth would you none wants to see that *Smacks Sets mouth shut* *sighs* That's better Now I need to find myself a horse... *walks off*
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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02-15-2004, 03:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Set: "Rats! Hundreds, thousands, millions of rats. Lives with years of life in them. With eyes gleaming red, exactly like his. And he tells me, 'All these I will give to you if you will worship me.'"
Devak: What? Set: Just quoting. It's a hobby of mine. Don't get me started.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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02-21-2004, 05:20 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: wherever my dreams take me
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*Eowyn is running away from thousands of rats whose only purpose of existence is chasing her*
Eowyn: Heeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!! Devak: That's nice. Tshik: Yay! I like rats! I love rats! I can be a rat, too! *runs after Eowyn* Gandalf: What's happening here? Hey, stop being silly! We have to go! Now!!! Adrian: We could save Eowyn now. From the rats. Gandalf: That is silly. Rats are not our enemies. *Oh, really?* Gandalf: Yes, really. *What if they started chasing you instead of Eowyn?* Gandalf: Don't you even think about it. *Fine. I'll save it for later* Gandalf: Devak, stop your silly games at once. We have to go. Adrian: Yes, Devak, you must do what Gandalf says. He is much wiser than any of us, and besides, I can't have my second breakfast before we have done this thing he wants us to do. Devak: All right then. But after we've done it... *All rats disappear. Eowyn, who is desperately trying to climb a tree, doesn't notice it. Tshik, who is pretending to be a rat and making rat sounds just behind Eowyn, doesn't notice it either* Devak: Why can't we just leave those two here? Gandalf: We can... Devak: Really? That would be great!!! Gandalf: ... but we won't. Devak: Why not? *Eowyn falls to the ground from the tree and sees Tshik making rat sounds but no rats* Eowyn: Uhh, the rats are gone. Devak: What rats? Tshik: I am a rat! I am a rat! I am a rat! I chased you! I chased you! I chased you! *Devak laughs quietly* Gandalf: Come on now, everybody, hurry up! *And off they go* Tshik: I am a rat! I am a rat! I am a rat! *Shut up*
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02-22-2004, 11:46 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Devak: Naquera *takes out tiny reed flute, blows into it* Naquera! *looks at gandalf and smiles, A large silver dragon drops for the sky and lands in a near by field*
Gandalf: What the heck is that? Devak: *smiles* My horse *snicker* *runs acrossed field* Hey girl *pats Naquera on her head* Where have you been? Naquera: (this is all thought speak you all can hear it though ) The orcs are on the move, Thousands of them. Devak: *looks at gandalf* What do you say, Old man?
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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02-23-2004, 06:13 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Tshik: *sings* One little, two little, three little orcses, four little, five little, six little orcses, seven little, eight little, nine little orcses, ten little orcses on a road trip!!!
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02-24-2004, 12:16 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sleeping in a tree
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Devak: What do you think girl?
Naquera: I don't know, That many... We are gonna need an army. Devak: No, We don't need an army... We only need you, If I can get above them with gandalf Then we can cast a spell that will wipe them all out! Hey maybe we don't need gandalf I probly take them on my own... *snicker* Naquera: Are you sure that's wise? you could be killed and if you die I die, you know that. Last thing tolick needs is to lose the only silver in the entire land Devak: Hush now don't talk of such things...
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Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! *devak laughs crazily* Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. *Devak grabs blue by the throat* Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P |
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