Quest for wine - Page 3

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 05:41 PM

A Pope you say? I've always wanted to seduce a pope. In fact, my world domination plans demand it.

Evil Plan (tm).

Quote:

...To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Oh, Anduril....?

Elfmaster XK · 05-24-2002, 05:43 PM

Have you not yet realise, oh divine oracle, that my secondary objective here is to irritate you? Or be insolent to you, for i am first mate on this ship and you cannot do anything about it.

However, i shall bown to thine knowledge if you tell us where the wine is.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Wulažg · 05-24-2002, 08:42 PM

*still sputtering water and squid juice*

EEWWWW!! I can't believe I volunteered for this!! WOOHOOO!!! And to think that people would pay for that kind of tratment...suckers!

I'd have an evil plan but it involves being nice so it doesn't count...which is why I'm weird(oops sorry wrong thread...as if it matters...)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 10:57 PM

My evil plans include causing the Apocolypse, but anyway. . .

Good job, Wulazg, I might have to give you a medal for being in close proximity to an exploding squid. Onward, then, Pirates! We go to find the wine!

Garina · 05-25-2002, 06:22 AM

Captain Eruviel!!!
We have a serious problem! Our supplies are running low. We have eaten all the lembas, and we have nothing left to drink.

*panics*

We're doomed, doomed!

*calms down*

What shall we do?

BeardofPants · 05-25-2002, 06:50 AM

Eat Garina! Come here, my precioussss...

This won't hurt a bit... }: )=

Garina · 05-25-2002, 07:26 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Please don't eat me, I don't taste very nice!!!

I was actually hinting that we should forage for food.

Or maybe we should just eat the mad sheep that is terrorizing the crew...

***Earniel*** · 05-25-2002, 12:28 PM

As long as we have chocolate there's hope.....

Hey BoP I thought you were a veggie-sheep.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 12:30 PM

She's a vegetarian cannibal

Well, thank you for pointing that out, Garina. We should look for food. Oh, will you look at that, a grocery store, just on shore! We anchor here and row ashore and get some supplies! *gasp* we're even running out of chocolate! The horror!

***Earniel*** · 05-25-2002, 12:41 PM

Out of chocolate?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps into rowboat* permission to row ashore and get new chocolate supplies, Captain! And possibly other supplies as well...

Wulažg · 05-25-2002, 02:03 PM

I don't think you EVER need permission from the captain to bring on more chocolate. As if I care... I still have the cheesecake I swiped...

Garina · 05-25-2002, 04:28 PM

Give me that back, you thief!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Eärniel, let's go and appropriate some supplies!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-25-2002, 10:43 PM

Wait for me!!! I'm coming too, so I know we're getting the right stuff. Now, E XK, you're in charge while I'm gone. . .We'll be back soon, and with chocolate!!! Wulazg, kindly put back the cheesecake, will you?

***Earniel*** · 05-26-2002, 04:41 AM

Hoi, hoi, hoi! Chocolate here I come! You can't hide and you can't run and you'll make a delicous snack! *continues to daydream of chocolate while rowing to shore*

Wulažg · 05-26-2002, 01:03 PM

What cheesecake? I don't know what you are talking about...

You can't prove anything! That was in the other therad! HA!!

I will beseech the spirits to rain chocolate from the skies. I hope it works...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-26-2002, 02:22 PM

I rather doubt the spirits will do that, Wulazg

So, we row ashore, and go in to the grocery store. . .eek! What is this? It's not a grocery store, it's a trap! Get back, before we are captured! I know, this was set up by the anti-Tolkienites! Back to the boats, quick!

***Earniel*** · 05-26-2002, 04:30 PM

No! Must...stay...need...chocolate!!! Oh the hard choice is killing me! Should I stay and have chocolate or should I run to save my butt and be chocolateless? Can't decide!!! NOOOOO!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-26-2002, 04:32 PM

There isn't any chocolate!!! Go! Run! Quick, in to the boats!

*grabs Earniel's wrist and drags her back to the boat*
Hurry!

***Earniel*** · 05-26-2002, 04:34 PM

But...chocolate!!! *goes in heavy withdrawal and has to be carried the whole way back to the boat*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-26-2002, 04:39 PM

*carries Earniel back to the boat and gives her the last bar of chocolate from Eruviel's private stores to revive her*

05-24-2002, 05:43 PM	#42
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Have you not yet realise, oh divine oracle, that my secondary objective here is to irritate you? Or be insolent to you, for i am first mate on this ship and you cannot do anything about it. However, i shall bown to thine knowledge if you tell us where the wine is. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-24-2002, 08:42 PM	#43
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	still sputtering water and squid juice EEWWWW!! I can't believe I volunteered for this!! WOOHOOO!!! And to think that people would pay for that kind of tratment...suckers! I'd have an evil plan but it involves being nice so it doesn't count...which is why I'm weird(oops sorry wrong thread...as if it matters...) __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-24-2002, 10:57 PM	#44
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	My evil plans include causing the Apocolypse, but anyway. . . Good job, Wulazg, I might have to give you a medal for being in close proximity to an exploding squid. Onward, then, Pirates! We go to find the wine! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-25-2002, 06:22 AM	#45
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Captain Eruviel!!! We have a serious problem! Our supplies are running low. We have eaten all the lembas, and we have nothing left to drink. panics We're doomed, doomed! calms down What shall we do? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-25-2002, 06:50 AM	#46
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Eat Garina! Come here, my precioussss... This won't hurt a bit... }: )= __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-25-2002, 07:26 AM	#47
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Please don't eat me, I don't taste very nice!!! I was actually hinting that we should forage for food. Or maybe we should just eat the mad sheep that is terrorizing the crew... __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-25-2002, 12:28 PM	#48
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	As long as we have chocolate there's hope..... Hey BoP I thought you were a veggie-sheep. __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2002, 12:30 PM	#49
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	She's a vegetarian cannibal Well, thank you for pointing that out, Garina. We should look for food. Oh, will you look at that, a grocery store, just on shore! We anchor here and row ashore and get some supplies! gasp we're even running out of chocolate! The horror! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-25-2002, 12:41 PM	#50
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Out of chocolate?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! jumps into rowboat permission to row ashore and get new chocolate supplies, Captain! And possibly other supplies as well... __________________ We are not things.

05-25-2002, 02:03 PM	#51
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	I don't think you EVER need permission from the captain to bring on more chocolate. As if I care... I still have the cheesecake I swiped... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-25-2002, 04:28 PM	#52
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Give me that back, you thief!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Eärniel, let's go and appropriate some supplies! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-25-2002, 10:43 PM	#53
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Wait for me!!! I'm coming too, so I know we're getting the right stuff. Now, E XK, you're in charge while I'm gone. . .We'll be back soon, and with chocolate!!! Wulazg, kindly put back the cheesecake, will you? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-26-2002, 04:41 AM	#54
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Hoi, hoi, hoi! Chocolate here I come! You can't hide and you can't run and you'll make a delicous snack! continues to daydream of chocolate while rowing to shore __________________ We are not things.

05-26-2002, 01:03 PM	#55
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	What cheesecake? I don't know what you are talking about... You can't prove anything! That was in the other therad! HA!! I will beseech the spirits to rain chocolate from the skies. I hope it works... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-26-2002, 02:22 PM	#56
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	I rather doubt the spirits will do that, Wulazg So, we row ashore, and go in to the grocery store. . .eek! What is this? It's not a grocery store, it's a trap! Get back, before we are captured! I know, this was set up by the anti-Tolkienites! Back to the boats, quick! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-26-2002, 04:30 PM	#57
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	No! Must...stay...need...chocolate!!! Oh the hard choice is killing me! Should I stay and have chocolate or should I run to save my butt and be chocolateless? Can't decide!!! NOOOOO!!! __________________ We are not things.

05-26-2002, 04:32 PM	#58
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	There isn't any chocolate!!! Go! Run! Quick, in to the boats! grabs Earniel's wrist and drags her back to the boat Hurry! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-26-2002, 04:34 PM	#59
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	But...chocolate!!! goes in heavy withdrawal and has to be carried the whole way back to the boat __________________ We are not things.

05-26-2002, 04:39 PM	#60
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	carries Earniel back to the boat and gives her the last bar of chocolate from Eruviel's private stores to revive her __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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