They'd never say that! - Page 3

cassiopeia · 06-05-2002, 09:21 PM

Ooops!

My mistake!

Gandalf to Saruman: I liked white better because it was flattering to your figure.

Arathorn · 06-06-2002, 04:39 AM

Gollum: For the honor of all the bearers and victims of this accursed trinket, I pledge my webbed appendages to you stout-hearted hobbit. Let us sally forth to Samath Naur!

Frodo: Oh Smeagol, what will I do without you?

Sam: You will do no such thing to my...my...MY PRECIOUSSSSS.....<evil drooly grin>. I will trade you my Rosie for the preciouuusssss.....I'd even throw in my Gaffer<snicker><snicker><snicker>Ssssshissssshisss ...

frodosgirlfriend · 06-06-2002, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Sam: You will do no such thing to my...my...MY PRECIOUSSSSS.....<evil drooly grin>. I will trade you my Rosie for the preciouuusssss.....I'd even throw in my Gaffer<snicker><snicker><snicker>Ssssshissssshisss ...

LOL!

that was a good one Arathorn!!!

Sam: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, ang gosh darnet, people like me!
(insted of the "sam you ninnyhammer!!")

Comic Book Guy · 06-06-2002, 09:00 AM

Elrond - "Lets use the Eagles to fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring in"

barrelrider110 · 06-06-2002, 10:25 AM

Pippin: "No thanks, I'm on the wagon."

Frodo: "I won't do it! I won't I won't I won't!"

Sam: "Gandalf sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."

Gollum: "We hates seafood."

Galadriel to Celeborn: "Whatever you say, dear."

Legolas: "How about a game of Dwarf-tossing?"

Eowyn: "Go to war? I'd rather go shopping."

Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, you ought to get out more, and don't forget the sunscreen."

Gandalf to Balrog: "After you."

Treebeard: "Anybody got a match?"

Boromir: "Do you think I should get my back waxed?"

barrelrider110 · 06-06-2002, 10:48 AM

Aragorn in the houses of healing: "Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."

JRR Tolkien: "We're going to Disney World!"

Tar-Elendil · 06-06-2002, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Comic Book Guy
Elrond - "Lets use the Eagles to fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring in"

ive thought about that before:P

Sicirus · 06-07-2002, 06:42 AM

arwen with Glorfindel: I love you Glorfindel.
Glorfindel: what a minute dont you like Aragorn?
Arwen: Aragorn? who is Aragorn?

Aragorn: I am now becoming gay. So Eomer wonna go out.

galadriel; go ahead touch the viel water its your hand.

Treebeard; Be hasty you stupit hobbit.

frodosgirlfriend · 06-07-2002, 09:20 AM

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Treebeard; Be hasty you stupit hobbit.

LOL!!

dang-it i just had a bunch and now i forgot

Sicirus · 06-07-2002, 06:22 PM

Sam;So when are we going to eat that corps Aragorn just killed?
You know that dude with the mest up sword.
gimli; No ofcourse I am not an elf friend especialy not with that gay tree huger Legolas.

Melkore; oh crape I broke a nail, that was the third one this week. I seem to brake these things like elven hearts.

Elf Girl · 06-07-2002, 07:46 PM

Heheheh...

Gimli: Hair? HAIR?! You want to give me HAIR?!!!

Arathorn · 06-07-2002, 11:11 PM

Gimli: HELP!! The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming! *Hides behind hobbits*

***azalea*** · 06-07-2002, 11:28 PM

LOL, I'm laughing harder than I did at the Pants thread!

Arwen: So, Aragorn, is that Anduril in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Gandalf: Hey Frodo, how about lending me Bilbo's ring for a while?

Gollum: I'm going to look for some tofu.

Galadriel: I know something you don't know! Nyeah-nyaeh!

Denethor: Faramir I'm glad you weren't the one that was killed. Now let's get out there and defeat Sauron -- you can do it, son!

Sauron: I really just need a little love and understanding.

Tom B. : Hey, why don't I just take the ring, since it obviously has no effect on me, and the whole quest thing would really mess you up and take so long that many lives would be lost.

Feanor: I swear my undying loyalty to the Valar!

Rose: Not tonight, honey.

Eowyn to Faramir in Houses of Healing: _ _ _ _ you, Cave man, I'm gettin' outta here with or without your help!

Tar-Elendil · 06-07-2002, 11:32 PM

any being from valinor-"Hehehe..Túna..hehehe.."

Arathorn · 06-08-2002, 02:14 AM

Bilbo to Frodo in Rivendell: Frodo, I'M YOUR FATHER.
Frodo: Dada!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 06-08-2002, 02:18 AM

Gollum: You expect me to eat this RAW? What are you thinking? Cook it, please!

cassiopeia · 06-08-2002, 09:21 PM

Feonor: Here have the Silmarils, Morgoth

Bilbo: *singing* Its my party and I'll cry if I want to...

Sam to Frodo: I hate you

Sam to Gollum: I love you

Eowyn: I think I'll stay home and knit

Aragorn to Elrond: **** off. I'm not doing all that stuff just for Arwen.

Arathorn · 06-08-2002, 09:27 PM

Gandalf to Saruman: Very well, then. You may take Gondor but the countries which used to be Arnor in the north, including the Shire, are mine. I've this thing for plantations.

Christiana · 06-08-2002, 09:44 PM

Elf Girl · 06-09-2002, 08:52 AM

Sam to Lobelia: Will you marry me?

06-05-2002, 09:21 PM	#41
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Ooops! My mistake! Gandalf to Saruman: I liked white better because it was flattering to your figure. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

06-06-2002, 04:39 AM	#42
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gollum: For the honor of all the bearers and victims of this accursed trinket, I pledge my webbed appendages to you stout-hearted hobbit. Let us sally forth to Samath Naur! Frodo: Oh Smeagol, what will I do without you? Sam: You will do no such thing to my...my...MY PRECIOUSSSSS.....<evil drooly grin>. I will trade you my Rosie for the preciouuusssss.....I'd even throw in my Gaffer<snicker><snicker><snicker>Ssssshissssshisss ... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 06-06-2002 at 04:44 AM.

06-06-2002, 10:25 AM	#45
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Pippin: "No thanks, I'm on the wagon." Frodo: "I won't do it! I won't I won't I won't!" Sam: "Gandalf sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Gollum: "We hates seafood." Galadriel to Celeborn: "Whatever you say, dear." Legolas: "How about a game of Dwarf-tossing?" Eowyn: "Go to war? I'd rather go shopping." Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, you ought to get out more, and don't forget the sunscreen." Gandalf to Balrog: "After you." Treebeard: "Anybody got a match?" Boromir: "Do you think I should get my back waxed?" __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling Last edited by barrelrider110 : 06-06-2002 at 10:44 AM.

06-06-2002, 10:48 AM	#46
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Aragorn in the houses of healing: "Take two aspirin and call me in the morning." JRR Tolkien: "We're going to Disney World!" __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

06-07-2002, 06:42 AM	#48
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	arwen with Glorfindel: I love you Glorfindel. Glorfindel: what a minute dont you like Aragorn? Arwen: Aragorn? who is Aragorn? Aragorn: I am now becoming gay. So Eomer wonna go out. galadriel; go ahead touch the viel water its your hand. Treebeard; Be hasty you stupit hobbit. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-06-2002, 09:00 AM	#44
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	Elrond - "Lets use the Eagles to fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring in"

06-07-2002, 06:22 PM	#50
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Sam;So when are we going to eat that corps Aragorn just killed? You know that dude with the mest up sword. gimli; No ofcourse I am not an elf friend especialy not with that gay tree huger Legolas. Melkore; oh crape I broke a nail, that was the third one this week. I seem to brake these things like elven hearts. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

06-07-2002, 07:46 PM	#51
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Heheheh... Gimli: Hair? HAIR?! You want to give me HAIR?!!! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-07-2002, 11:11 PM	#52
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gimli: HELP!! The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming! Hides behind hobbits __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-07-2002, 11:28 PM	#53
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	LOL, I'm laughing harder than I did at the Pants thread! Arwen: So, Aragorn, is that Anduril in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Gandalf: Hey Frodo, how about lending me Bilbo's ring for a while? Gollum: I'm going to look for some tofu. Galadriel: I know something you don't know! Nyeah-nyaeh! Denethor: Faramir I'm glad you weren't the one that was killed. Now let's get out there and defeat Sauron -- you can do it, son! Sauron: I really just need a little love and understanding. Tom B. : Hey, why don't I just take the ring, since it obviously has no effect on me, and the whole quest thing would really mess you up and take so long that many lives would be lost. Feanor: I swear my undying loyalty to the Valar! Rose: Not tonight, honey. Eowyn to Faramir in Houses of Healing: _ _ _ _ you, Cave man, I'm gettin' outta here with or without your help!

06-07-2002, 11:32 PM	#54
Tar-Elendil Númenorean Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,050	any being from valinor-"Hehehe..Túna..hehehe.." __________________ Why can we not be sober..

06-08-2002, 02:14 AM	#55
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Bilbo to Frodo in Rivendell: Frodo, I'M YOUR FATHER. Frodo: Dada!!! __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

06-08-2002, 02:18 AM	#56
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Gollum: You expect me to eat this RAW? What are you thinking? Cook it, please! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

06-08-2002, 09:21 PM	#57
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Feonor: Here have the Silmarils, Morgoth Bilbo: singing Its my party and I'll cry if I want to... Sam to Frodo: I hate you Sam to Gollum: I love you Eowyn: I think I'll stay home and knit Aragorn to Elrond: **** off. I'm not doing all that stuff just for Arwen. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

06-08-2002, 09:27 PM	#58
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf to Saruman: Very well, then. You may take Gondor but the countries which used to be Arnor in the north, including the Shire, are mine. I've this thing for plantations. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 06-08-2002 at 09:28 PM.

06-08-2002, 09:44 PM	#59
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

06-09-2002, 08:52 AM	#60
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Sam to Lobelia: Will you marry me? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...