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Arathorn · 02-19-2002, 10:55 AM

barrelrider110

Quote:

Entwives are From Mirkwood?LD

Not so sure because no one's found them yet. But the barkbook's title said so in the dream I had and I'm not about to argue with the owner of that book.

(cheap humor on Women are from Venus,...) and thanks barrelrider110

Laurelyn
I think ROFL means Rolling On the Floor Laughing

Now For the books:
Man on the Ithil - A biography on Midde-Earth comedian Tom Bombadill

Final Pipedream - The Wights Within

Wight in the Shell

Anduril (An adaptation on the life of King Elessar) Reviewer's note: Very good book, very Arthurian(hint)

Crouching Goblin, Hidden Balrog

Arathorn · 02-19-2002, 11:20 AM

afro-elf
As a speaking language, I usually use tagalog. While in class or anytime something formal is needed I speak in English.
I generally write in English which is taught as a major subject in schools. It is also more concise than tagalog.

Hmm..Just thought of some new ones:
Episode I - The Melkor Menace
Episode II - Attack of the Dark Mairar
Episode IV - Ring Wars
Episode V - Mordor Strikes Back
Episode VI - Return of the Ring

Legolas · 02-19-2002, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel
"LEGOLAS THE HOTTIE! (Oh...and some other stuff about a ring or sumthin'...)" by A girl from by school who drives me crazy
-tano

You're lucky. The girl that drives ME crazy at my school hasn't even read LotR.

Tanoliel · 02-19-2002, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas

You're lucky. The girl that drives ME crazy at my school hasn't even read LotR.

You know...I doubt that this girl has either....it's really Orlando Bloom they're going nuts over. I don't really think they care about his character, just his looks, which stinks, because he's really awesome in the books ("Farewell! I go to find the sun!" etc)...but oh well. Don't get me started.

Somemore:
(for anyone who's read Mercedes Lackey)
Arrows of the Orcs
Ring's Flight
Ring's Fall
Rings of Change
Rings of Fate
The Black Ring
Take a Ring (that's her new one, Take a Theif...it just seemed to fit)
Ringbearer's Anonymous Handbook (anyone else belong to RBA except me and Eruviel?

)
-tano

Laurelyn · 02-19-2002, 04:39 PM

An idiot's guide to destroying dangerous rings.

Tanoliel · 02-19-2002, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
afro-elf
As a speaking language, I usually use tagalog. While in class or anytime something formal is needed I speak in English.
I generally write in English which is taught as a major subject in schools. It is also more concise than tagalog.

what's tagalog?
here's some more: (jane austen!)
Ring and Prejudice
Ring and Ring-ability
Ringsfield Park

We could have a ring series instead of Spot, teaching little hobbits and others how to read..."corrupt, Ring, corrupt. See Ring corrupt..."
-tano

Nibs · 02-19-2002, 06:09 PM

It's Filipino, Tanoliel. My cousin speaks tagalog... he's talked to me about it, and is researching how it relates to Spanish. You use "gusto" in tagalog, right?

Anyway, here's a few more:

The Adventures of the Nine
Orcs, Uruk-hai, and Balrogs, oh My!
I'll Be the One by Frodo
Best of the Westfarthing
Secret of Nine

Hmm... decent... I should make a list of the good ones.

KGamgee · 02-19-2002, 09:37 PM

"How to make money without really trying" By C Tolkien
Thats a good one.

I'm not creative enough for this kinda stuff.
You guys are so funny!

MasterMothra · 02-19-2002, 10:27 PM

mel and sauries bogus journey.

BurningHammer · 02-19-2002, 10:37 PM

MasterMothra are you a fan of the godzilla movies?

FrodoFriend · 02-19-2002, 10:43 PM

Busting Dark Lords for Dummies, by Gandalf

This Is Not A Trilogy, by J.D. Fan

20,000 Leagues Under the Eye, by Frodo

Pippin No-Stockings

Lord of the Rings by Dr. Seuss:
There's a Wobbit on my Hobbit!
Hop on Legolas
Shagrat in the Hat

Arathorn · 02-19-2002, 11:16 PM

ROFL on the 3rd and 4th FrodoFriend

Green Eggs and Sam - A cookbook by Sauron's Cat

Arwen and Eowyn

The Ainur Must Be Crazy (Parts I to III)

My Gaffer the Hero

Frodo's Travels

Western Creatures - An inspired sequel by Peter Jackson

MasterMothra · 02-20-2002, 12:01 AM

yes i am burnhamma.

mothra was the man, errr the moth.

Arathorn · 02-20-2002, 01:30 AM

Nibs. yup, we borrowed a lot of words from spanish since we were colonized for around 200 yrs and english since the 1900s. Tagalog is a native language in the area in and around Manila and is where most of the official filipino language words were based. Gusto means "to like" in filipino while it means "pleasure" in spanish; slightly different.

There are other languages like Cebuano, Ilocano, etc.

Now back to our regular featured prgoram, er, topic, er thing:
Around Middle-Earth in A Year

Sneakerses - An Autobiography by Ussss and the Hobbitsesss

Ninnyhammer and Ninnyhammerer - A comedy about Sam and Frodo

The Legend of Loch Moria

barrelrider110 · 02-20-2002, 09:26 AM

cult classic:
"I was a teenage Nazgul"

Agburanar · 02-20-2002, 12:15 PM

The good the bad and the Smeagol
The art of Tai Chi by Sauron.

Arathorn · 02-20-2002, 01:22 PM

Forget Lothlorien

Brag Shnaga's Smeagula

Along came an Ungol

7 Habbits of People in Songs

Mushroom Soup for the Soul

Palantir Secrets (How to change background color, tweak the no. of leagues, etc)

The "I See You" Lidless Eye and How to Avoid It leaflet

Setting Up Your Palantir Firewall(against Lidless Eyes, Corruption and such)

Gollum Care and Grooming (What to do If You're Ring isn't the One)

Legolas · 02-20-2002, 01:26 PM

Some more:
Frodo Baggins and the One Ring;
Frodo Baggins and the Chamber of Morgul;
Frodo Baggins and the prisoner of Barad-dur;
Frodo Baggins and the Mountain of Fire.

(you got the allusion?)

Arathorn · 02-20-2002, 01:39 PM

Hmmm...interesting...Frodo with straight Beatles-like hair and glasses...

Agburanar · 02-20-2002, 03:12 PM

101 ways to cook a ring.
Smeagol's promise.
No orcs please, we're british!

02-19-2002, 11:20 AM	#42
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	afro-elf As a speaking language, I usually use tagalog. While in class or anytime something formal is needed I speak in English. I generally write in English which is taught as a major subject in schools. It is also more concise than tagalog. Hmm..Just thought of some new ones: Episode I - The Melkor Menace Episode II - Attack of the Dark Mairar Episode IV - Ring Wars Episode V - Mordor Strikes Back Episode VI - Return of the Ring __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-19-2002 at 11:39 AM.

02-19-2002, 04:39 PM	#45
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	An idiot's guide to destroying dangerous rings. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-19-2002, 06:09 PM	#47
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	It's Filipino, Tanoliel. My cousin speaks tagalog... he's talked to me about it, and is researching how it relates to Spanish. You use "gusto" in tagalog, right? Anyway, here's a few more: The Adventures of the Nine Orcs, Uruk-hai, and Balrogs, oh My! I'll Be the One by Frodo Best of the Westfarthing Secret of Nine Hmm... decent... I should make a list of the good ones. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-19-2002, 10:27 PM	#49
MasterMothra Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: utumno and angband Posts: 241	mel and sauries bogus journey. __________________ "........and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they."- sauron talking to ar pharazon.

02-19-2002, 10:37 PM	#50
BurningHammer Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 22	MasterMothra are you a fan of the godzilla movies? __________________ http://www.creeperslair.com/hayabusa.html

02-19-2002, 09:37 PM	#48
KGamgee Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 103	"How to make money without really trying" By C Tolkien Thats a good one. I'm not creative enough for this kinda stuff. You guys are so funny!

02-19-2002, 10:43 PM	#51
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Busting Dark Lords for Dummies, by Gandalf This Is Not A Trilogy, by J.D. Fan 20,000 Leagues Under the Eye, by Frodo Pippin No-Stockings Lord of the Rings by Dr. Seuss: There's a Wobbit on my Hobbit! Hop on Legolas Shagrat in the Hat __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

02-19-2002, 11:16 PM	#52
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	ROFL on the 3rd and 4th FrodoFriend Green Eggs and Sam - A cookbook by Sauron's Cat Arwen and Eowyn The Ainur Must Be Crazy (Parts I to III) My Gaffer the Hero Frodo's Travels Western Creatures - An inspired sequel by Peter Jackson __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-20-2002 at 09:36 AM.

02-20-2002, 12:01 AM	#53
MasterMothra Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: utumno and angband Posts: 241	yes i am burnhamma. mothra was the man, errr the moth. __________________ "........and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they."- sauron talking to ar pharazon.

02-20-2002, 01:30 AM	#54
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Nibs. yup, we borrowed a lot of words from spanish since we were colonized for around 200 yrs and english since the 1900s. Tagalog is a native language in the area in and around Manila and is where most of the official filipino language words were based. Gusto means "to like" in filipino while it means "pleasure" in spanish; slightly different. There are other languages like Cebuano, Ilocano, etc. Now back to our regular featured prgoram, er, topic, er thing: Around Middle-Earth in A Year Sneakerses - An Autobiography by Ussss and the Hobbitsesss Ninnyhammer and Ninnyhammerer - A comedy about Sam and Frodo The Legend of Loch Moria __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-20-2002 at 09:34 AM.

02-20-2002, 09:26 AM	#55
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	cult classic: "I was a teenage Nazgul" __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

02-20-2002, 12:15 PM	#56
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	The good the bad and the Smeagol The art of Tai Chi by Sauron.

02-20-2002, 01:22 PM	#57
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Forget Lothlorien Brag Shnaga's Smeagula Along came an Ungol 7 Habbits of People in Songs Mushroom Soup for the Soul Palantir Secrets (How to change background color, tweak the no. of leagues, etc) The "I See You" Lidless Eye and How to Avoid It leaflet Setting Up Your Palantir Firewall(against Lidless Eyes, Corruption and such) Gollum Care and Grooming (What to do If You're Ring isn't the One) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-20-2002, 01:26 PM	#58
Legolas Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Vilnius, Lithuania Posts: 171	Some more: Frodo Baggins and the One Ring; Frodo Baggins and the Chamber of Morgul; Frodo Baggins and the prisoner of Barad-dur; Frodo Baggins and the Mountain of Fire. (you got the allusion?) __________________ Legolas - a stupid stubborn elf

02-20-2002, 01:39 PM	#59
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Hmmm...interesting...Frodo with straight Beatles-like hair and glasses... __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

02-20-2002, 03:12 PM	#60
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	101 ways to cook a ring. Smeagol's promise. No orcs please, we're british!

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