Orc-killing contest RPG - Page 3

Legoles · 05-08-2003, 12:04 PM

ooc:dont complain bout the concert Kalile. I was there almost all day, and had to sit through it TWICE!!
ha BLOODY HA Sane I've now 5,300

[ if you read my post in who wants to join my thread you would know [EOWYN]
Imhuriel was also asked[later] to help shoot flaming arrows. she accepted saying" Of course I will, Kalile taught me almost everything I know about bow work, with a little help from my fiancee Legolas

"
ooc: I've got him now Lalaith

Arat-Falathion · 05-08-2003, 08:02 PM

OOC: Lucky you

Kalile · 05-08-2003, 09:19 PM

Ooc: complain about the concert? When did I do that!?

Ic: Kalile was very busy making her fire and setting it round about with stones on the grassy hill. Next she prepared the arrows, soaking their iron heads in oil and fat. When a full quiver was ready, she took to shooting the orcs below on the dirt plain rather than those in tents. (Which were out of range anyway)
The flaming orcs ran and stumbled, setting more afire.

Legoles · 05-09-2003, 07:24 PM

I'm still here! I couldn't post 'cause of school and my sister's choir concert.

sigh.

OOC:Now I proved it because of

sigh.
Imhuriel looked at the scene unfolding before them and laughed. After she finished laughing she finished off the orcs that were not on fire and said" now I have 5,305 ohp[orc head points]."

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-10-2003, 10:49 AM

Eowyn: 2000!!
Larien: 99999
Eowyn: Ha! Ya right!!
Kalile: liar!
Eowyn: 7777!

OOC: My horse looks like this:

Amaranthea · 05-10-2003, 11:39 AM

Orcs had begun running, destroying the little foliage and plants that speckled the plain in their retreat. "We can not let them escape!" Larien shouted, "But we need to find that wizard! Suggestions?"

Gulio, Strength of Many · 05-10-2003, 09:36 PM

Gulio: We could just run after them? *Looking hopeful*

Amaranthea · 05-10-2003, 10:08 PM

Growling in frustration, Larien, who was near Gulio, smacked him hard upside the head.

"Of course we can just run after the orcs! That wasn't the question! What I meant was, the orcs are getting away, and yes, we could chase them, but there is still that wizard to be found, and it would be foolhardy to divide our forces to search for him. So we have either the option of finding the wizard or killing the orcs, unless someone has a better suggestion."

Gulio, Strength of Many · 05-10-2003, 10:57 PM

Gulio rubbed his head and said, "Well, that's no question at all! Let's go hunt some orc!"

Kalile · 05-11-2003, 01:00 AM

Kalile was already running in their midst, having tired of the conversation long ago. Before they realized that she was there, the Wilder Elf had outdistanced them, keeping them back with occasional dagger thrusts. Mostly she simply ran in front of them, keeping them angry. Finally, she stepped lightly out and stopped. The frontmost orcs ran straight over the ravine with a slender rope stretched across it. The others stayed away from the elf who was laughing at those who, unlike her, had missed the rope.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-11-2003, 10:22 AM

Eowyn: Kalile! How many orcs have fallen from your blade?
Kalile: 158!! You?
Eowyn: 233! Ha!

Legoles · 05-11-2003, 03:33 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan
[B]Eowyn: 2000!!
Larien: 99999
Eowyn: Ha! Ya right!!
Kalile: liar!you lie really bad Eowyn, you can't kill off 5,777 orc's in 5 seconds!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: 7777!
I now have 6,000 ohp

Kalile · 05-11-2003, 05:35 PM

Ooc: I've lost count.

The last sane person · 05-11-2003, 09:43 PM

OOC: you're not the only one!!

Seth had followed the wizard hunting band at a respectful distance, killing about another hundered that tried to ambush them from the trees (If it wasnt from the bush that they sprang from, but the trees, would it be am-tree??)

Seth:*sigh* this is getting boring!!

He follows the band and shoots the orcs with his Eastern long bow, finally he goes up to the small group and asks what the heck are they waiting for.

Seth: OY! where's Kalile?

Telnaufag( Is that your name or your horse' name??): she's over there! *points to the speck on a rope across the ravine*

Seth: Oh.

He runs over and anhialates the orcs that were waiting on the edge.

Seth:*cheerily* hiya Midge! long time no Slice!!

Kalile:*cheerily* Indeed! Long time no bash! how's the killin' going for ya??

Seth: Oh, lost count after 'round 10k!

Kalile: yeah, me too. some wheres round 9k too!

Seth: then what are we waiting for? lets go kill some more!!

Kalile: yeah!!

They procceed and do so.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-12-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: you're not the only one!!

Seth had followed the wizard hunting band at a respectful distance, killing about another hundered that tried to ambush them from the trees (If it wasnt from the bush that they sprang from, but the trees, would it be am-tree??)

Seth:*sigh* this is getting boring!!

He follows the band and shoots the orcs with his Eastern long bow, finally he goes up to the small group and asks what the heck are they waiting for.

Seth: OY! where's Kalile?

Telnaufag( Is that your name or your horse' name??): she's over there! *points to the speck on a rope across the ravine*

Seth: Oh.

He runs over and anhialates the orcs that were waiting on the edge.

Seth:*cheerily* hiya Midge! long time no Slice!!

Kalile:*cheerily* Indeed! Long time no bash! how's the killin' going for ya??

Seth: Oh, lost count after 'round 10k!

Kalile: yeah, me too. some wheres round 9k too!

Seth: then what are we waiting for? lets go kill some more!!

Kalile: yeah!!

They procceed and do so.

Eowyn: Ok, I have hundreds less.
Kalile: *cough*
Eowyn: OK! THOUSANDS LEFT! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Kalile · 05-12-2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
Seth had followed the wizard hunting band at a respectful distance, killing about another hundered that tried to ambush them from the trees (If it wasnt from the bush that they sprang from, but the trees, would it be am-tree??) [/B]

I will hold you responsible for keeping the poor english teacher's daughter awake tonight, and making her head hurt!

The last sane person · 05-13-2003, 12:04 AM

OOC: Ern?? Why were you up all night?

IC:

Seth had finally caught up with his old comrades and was showing them a new camp of orcs on which they could further practice their unique killing styles

Seth: There! on my last count there was about a thousand give or take a platoon!

Kalile: should be a peice of cake! Hey, remember the Deep! what a stab-fest that was!

Seth: yeah! I lost three daggers in the skulls of a few Trolls!

Telnaufag: Uh, sorry. I dont quite get that as I was not here for it.

Seth: Oh you poor thing! Now, Kalile, would you care to do the honors with me?

Kalile: certainly! *draws breath*

Seth&Kalile: EEEUUULLLLAAALLIIIAAAAA!!!!!!

*With that they decende on the foul camp, which was now in a panic at the cry. Seth had turned into that whirling mass of blades that he was famous for and T&K were heartily slogging their way through the orcish mess*

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 05-13-2003, 06:32 PM

*Next morning*
Eowyn: *Pant* What's...Up?
Seth: sooo tired
Telnaufag: What happened to me??? I'm sore all over!!
*Eowyn turns to lie on her belly and stops*
Eowyn: WE WERE SLEEPING ON ROCKS!!
Kalile: You were?
Eowyn: Shut up midge

Kalile · 05-13-2003, 06:37 PM

Ooc: Am-tree.

Ic: The camp was soon in flames, with everyone running about and trampling eachother. Everyone managed to get out, and not trampled by orcs, except Seth and Kalile. When they finally did emerge, Kalile was riding piggy back, and looking extremely annoyed.
Everyone: There you are! (And other exclamations, not all of them complimentary, I'm sure)

The last sane person · 05-14-2003, 04:25 PM

OOC: Piggy back.......? on my back I take it.....

05-08-2003, 12:04 PM	#41
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	ooc:dont complain bout the concert Kalile. I was there almost all day, and had to sit through it TWICE!! ha BLOODY HA Sane I've now 5,300[ if you read my post in who wants to join my thread you would know [EOWYN] Imhuriel was also asked[later] to help shoot flaming arrows. she accepted saying" Of course I will, Kalile taught me almost everything I know about bow work, with a little help from my fiancee Legolas" ooc: I've got him now Lalaith __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

05-08-2003, 08:02 PM	#42
Arat-Falathion A'mael Dalharen Eldarele Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 707	OOC: Lucky you __________________ Atharon, where heroes are born. A constantly evolving forum rpg created by Lief Erikson, Falathion and its players.

05-09-2003, 07:24 PM	#44
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	I'm still here! I couldn't post 'cause of school and my sister's choir concert. sigh. OOC:Now I proved it because of sigh. Imhuriel looked at the scene unfolding before them and laughed. After she finished laughing she finished off the orcs that were not on fire and said" now I have 5,305 ohp[orc head points]." __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES! Last edited by Legoles : 05-09-2003 at 07:28 PM.

05-10-2003, 09:36 PM	#47
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Gulio: We could just run after them? Looking hopeful __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

05-10-2003, 10:57 PM	#49
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Gulio rubbed his head and said, "Well, that's no question at all! Let's go hunt some orc!" __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

05-08-2003, 09:19 PM	#43
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: complain about the concert? When did I do that!? Ic: Kalile was very busy making her fire and setting it round about with stones on the grassy hill. Next she prepared the arrows, soaking their iron heads in oil and fat. When a full quiver was ready, she took to shooting the orcs below on the dirt plain rather than those in tents. (Which were out of range anyway) The flaming orcs ran and stumbled, setting more afire.

05-10-2003, 11:39 AM	#46
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	Orcs had begun running, destroying the little foliage and plants that speckled the plain in their retreat. "We can not let them escape!" Larien shouted, "But we need to find that wizard! Suggestions?"

05-10-2003, 10:08 PM	#48
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	Growling in frustration, Larien, who was near Gulio, smacked him hard upside the head. "Of course we can just run after the orcs! That wasn't the question! What I meant was, the orcs are getting away, and yes, we could chase them, but there is still that wizard to be found, and it would be foolhardy to divide our forces to search for him. So we have either the option of finding the wizard or killing the orcs, unless someone has a better suggestion."

05-11-2003, 01:00 AM	#50
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Kalile was already running in their midst, having tired of the conversation long ago. Before they realized that she was there, the Wilder Elf had outdistanced them, keeping them back with occasional dagger thrusts. Mostly she simply ran in front of them, keeping them angry. Finally, she stepped lightly out and stopped. The frontmost orcs ran straight over the ravine with a slender rope stretched across it. The others stayed away from the elf who was laughing at those who, unlike her, had missed the rope. __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

05-11-2003, 10:22 AM	#51
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Eowyn: Kalile! How many orcs have fallen from your blade? Kalile: 158!! You? Eowyn: 233! Ha! __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

05-11-2003, 03:33 PM	#52
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan [B]Eowyn: 2000!! Larien: 99999 Eowyn: Ha! Ya right!! Kalile: liar!you lie really bad Eowyn, you can't kill off 5,777 orc's in 5 seconds!!!!!!!!! Eowyn: 7777! I now have 6,000 ohp __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

05-11-2003, 05:35 PM	#53
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: I've lost count.

05-11-2003, 09:43 PM	#54
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: you're not the only one!! Seth had followed the wizard hunting band at a respectful distance, killing about another hundered that tried to ambush them from the trees (If it wasnt from the bush that they sprang from, but the trees, would it be am-tree??) Seth:sigh this is getting boring!! He follows the band and shoots the orcs with his Eastern long bow, finally he goes up to the small group and asks what the heck are they waiting for. Seth: OY! where's Kalile? Telnaufag( Is that your name or your horse' name??): she's over there! points to the speck on a rope across the ravine Seth: Oh. He runs over and anhialates the orcs that were waiting on the edge. Seth:cheerily hiya Midge! long time no Slice!! Kalile:cheerily Indeed! Long time no bash! how's the killin' going for ya?? Seth: Oh, lost count after 'round 10k! Kalile: yeah, me too. some wheres round 9k too! Seth: then what are we waiting for? lets go kill some more!! Kalile: yeah!! They procceed and do so. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

05-13-2003, 12:04 AM	#57
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Ern?? Why were you up all night? IC: Seth had finally caught up with his old comrades and was showing them a new camp of orcs on which they could further practice their unique killing styles Seth: There! on my last count there was about a thousand give or take a platoon! Kalile: should be a peice of cake! Hey, remember the Deep! what a stab-fest that was! Seth: yeah! I lost three daggers in the skulls of a few Trolls! Telnaufag: Uh, sorry. I dont quite get that as I was not here for it. Seth: Oh you poor thing! Now, Kalile, would you care to do the honors with me? Kalile: certainly! draws breath Seth&Kalile: EEEUUULLLLAAALLIIIAAAAA!!!!!! With that they decende on the foul camp, which was now in a panic at the cry. Seth had turned into that whirling mass of blades that he was famous for and T&K were heartily slogging their way through the orcish mess __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

05-13-2003, 06:32 PM	#58
Eowyn, Lady of Rohan The Evil One Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: here, on the moot Posts: 804	Next morning Eowyn: Pant What's...Up? Seth: sooo tired Telnaufag: What happened to me??? I'm sore all over!! Eowyn turns to lie on her belly and stops Eowyn: WE WERE SLEEPING ON ROCKS!! Kalile: You were? Eowyn: Shut up midge __________________ GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!

05-13-2003, 06:37 PM	#59
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: Am-tree. Ic: The camp was soon in flames, with everyone running about and trampling eachother. Everyone managed to get out, and not trampled by orcs, except Seth and Kalile. When they finally did emerge, Kalile was riding piggy back, and looking extremely annoyed. Everyone: There you are! (And other exclamations, not all of them complimentary, I'm sure) __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

05-14-2003, 04:25 PM	#60
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Piggy back.......? on my back I take it..... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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