The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine - Page 21

Elfmaster XK · 08-04-2003, 04:30 PM

EG glanced up and before she knew it he was pointing his pistol a her head. She froze, and the crew behind her made to move.

Obsidian - If even one o' ye thinks o' tryin' anything' ye'll be seein' yer Cap'n spread across the deck.

They all freeze too.

EG - What is it you want, Obsidian? You've taken what we have.
Obsidian - I've taken me supplies, yes. But...*he looks up, fixing cold, dark eyes on the Mate* ...I'll be takin' what else is mine too.
XK - Me? You want me, to come with you?
Obsidian - That's pretty much it, yes. Ne'er was good with the sublty, were ye?
EG - No...you...
Obsidian - You's in no position to bargain...Captain Greenleaf.
XK - It's alright, Cap'n.

XK steps forwards and over to where Obsidian stands, and he grabs her and jumps ship, his crewmembers following him. Once aboard the Emerald they quickly turn sail and start heading away. Obsidian appears at the rail.

Obsidian - *shouts* And don't be doin' anythin' rash Cap'n! We've got our guns pointin' at ye! Ahahahahahaaaa!!!

He sails out of sight and EG continues to stare out to sea. The crew, momentarily frozen to the spot start to make a move.

Ear - Captain....Captain....what do you, er, what shall we do?

EG turns to face the crew.
EG - We get my sister back.
Ear - But Captain...
EG - Get to work! NOW! Up the anchor, we move now. Earniel, with me. Tano, you too....

Meanwhile, aboard the Emerald Star Xenoia watched as the Nal drifted out of sight. She continued to stare out to sea until someone grabbed her roughly by the arm and yanked her round.
XK - Ow! *faces Obsidian* What do you want with me, Obsidian? Our paths parted many years ago.
Obsidian - Aye, they did. Get the irons, Sticks. And I'd be interested to know why? Curious how it were after a...certain unpleasant incident.
XK - *looks furtive* Er. Well...it was nothing to do with me, mate. *The Mate claps her in irons, holding her by the arm, ready to take her away.*
Obsidian - We'll be seein' that. *pauses*
XK - So why am I here? Not a friendly reuinion?
Obsidian - Oh no...there'll be no sense in tellin' ya yet. *leans closer* Spoil the surprise an' all. Take 'er to the brig!

A pirate crewmember takes Xen down into the depths of the ship and locks her in a cell. She shakes the bars and tries to force them but the won't budge. Throwing herself down on the floor and leaning against the bars she hears a 'mmph' sound from behind. Seeing she had leant against the person in the next cell, who was also leaning against the bars. He looked up and she let out a shocked gasp.

XK - Oh my...what the hell are you doing here, Ale-nail?

__________

Bwahaha! So...who is this new person? Why has she been kidnapped? What will the crew do now? *evil author laugh*

***Earniel*** · 08-04-2003, 05:01 PM

*Rather upset by everything, Eärniel and Tano follow the captain to her cabin*

Eär: Captain, who was that guy? And why did he take Xen?

*The captain however doesn't answer but just looks darkly. The second mate who never reacted well to threats( especially not by pirates who not only kidnap one of your fellow officers but also have a bad breath) starts to squeak slightly.*

Eär: But captain, we've got no ammunition! And the bad thing is that he does! What are we going to do?

Tano: *who knows how dangerous the captain can be in this stage* Earniel... I don't think you're helping much....

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-04-2003, 08:37 PM

*Luthien came back into the galley*

Luthien: Well, the pirate ship just shoved off and took the First Mate with um.

Katt: *sighs* And they didn't even stay for dinner. Ah well. Round up all of the crew you can and tell them it's time for dinner. No use hunting pirates on an empty stomach.

Luthien: *scrambles up on deck and rings a bell* Alright you lot! Chow time! Grab a plate as you walk in and take what you want. You can eat at your posts!

*Very quickly a line built up outside the galley. Katt left Luthien to make sure they wern't pushing too much.*

Katt: Excuse me captian, but I reserved the choice foods for you. Here is some King Salmon, filletted with lemon butter and garlic, a ceaser salad with extra pepper, and a glass of white wine for you.

OOC: Does anyone want to make use of my magic? Oh, I do hope you like salmon EG.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-04-2003, 10:38 PM

EG: *very distracted and dead serious, emotionless expression* thanks Katt...All right. Tano. Earniel. My cabin. Now. You too, Flannery. *throws back white wine without really tasting it*

Back in the cabin. . .

Tano: Um, Cap'n, so do you have a plan in mind?
EG: Yes. I do. We'll track them, but stay out of sight. I know where they're going, so that'll be--
Earniel: How do you know?
EG: *takes a piece of paper out of her coat pocket* I stole this from his pocket, when he had his gun to me head. Dunno why he had it in his pocket, but this plots the course that I already figured they'd be taking. It could be wrong, but I'm planning on getting help from anywhere we can. . .Flannery, how well do you twark?
IBF: *Looks around slightly uncomfortably* Fairly well, Cap'n. If you want me to follow them, then yes, I can do that.
EG: Okay, good, you leave now, then. Catch up, take some mental notes, come back and report to me. Earniel, you plot the course we'll take...I don't want them to see us, but I want to track them until we get to the right place...*points to stolen chart* Here, at Tortuga. They'll put in for supplies, we'll anchor on the other side of the cove and take a boat out. I don't want it to take this long, but I see no other way. THere's no telling what they'll do to her...

And so, Flannery leaves in the form of a bat to go stalk the boat; Earniel goes off to plot the course, and Tano stays, biting her lip and wondering what task the captain will assign her. . .

Tanoliel · 08-05-2003, 08:08 PM

ooc: And continues biting her lip and wondering...PM me if you have any special thing, or go ahead and write it yourself.

Tano: Cap'n? We've got silverware. But somehow I don't think that'll stand up to Obsidian's cannons.
EG: No...no, it probably won't...
Tano: Unless....if we get to Tortuga, Cap'n...well, I have some contacts. As long as we can get there without getting in a battle, our munitions will be better than fine.

Indril Anarion · 08-05-2003, 09:48 PM

As the last of the crew took their plates of food, Luthien slumped on a barrel and picked up her own plate of food. She ate hungrily.

Luthien: *to Katt* So, what do ya think they want with the Mate?

She took a gulp of rum.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-06-2003, 12:49 AM

Katt: Bugger if I know. An' I dunno if they'll ever bring her back, you were wondering. They can suit themselves. Just as long as the Cap'n tells me that they are comming for dinner in advance.

Luthien: Aren't you eating anything Miss?

Katt: Never you mind. Eat that or it's going to the gulls.

OOC: I'm trying to develop the plump old cook charactor that knows everything about everything and let's the hero in through the back door of the castle. That is, until someone throws me overboard, which is bound to happen sometime. It always does.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-06-2003, 01:14 AM

EG: Well, I do have something. In. Um. Promise not to tell the rest of the crew about this?
Tano: Yes. What is it?
EG: I've got some stuff stored away. Not cannon balls or naught, but even better...well, not better necessarily but certainly flashier. We might have to use flashiness tactics on them. But I'm hoping it doesn't come to that. A battle, that is. If everything works according to plan we won't need to have one.
Tano: I hope so. . .
EG: You're dismissed for now, but I'll likely be calling you back soon for more discussion.
Tano: Yes, Cap'n.

Meanwhile, on the Emerald. .

Oh, someone else can have something happen for once. Honestly. So. Guys. What's happening to our dear first mate?

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-06-2003, 01:19 AM

OOC: What is happening to the first mate. If I wrote something there would be a cue to slap me; starting with XK and ending with Roya. Not because she would be the last one in line, but after her I'd be passed out. Then there'd be a cue to kick me.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-06-2003, 01:24 AM

ooc: Fair enough. . .anyone else then? I'm busy writing about Hamlet, else I would. Also have to update the pretty ship log again tonight.

Elfmaster XK · 08-06-2003, 05:20 PM

OOC:

Quote:

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
OOC: What is happening to the first mate. If I wrote something there would be a cue to slap me; starting with XK and ending with Roya. Not because she would be the last one in line, but after her I'd be passed out. Then there'd be a cue to kick me.

Katt, if I slapped you you'd be concussed (sp?) for I would not slap but punch you in the face as am inclined to do

Plus, whatever thought you had for XK on board the Emerald is welcome. As long as you don't kill my character then I really wouldn't mind you writing something for her.

IC:

XK stared at the bars, running a stick along them making a clank clank clank kind of sound. Apparently it was very irritating, as a member of Obsidian's crew came down and took it from her, making sure to try and smack her with it first. She moved quickly out of the way and grinned. He glared and walked away.

XK - *to Alex (Ale-nail) in next cell* So, how did you get here then? Been long time since I saw ya.
Ale - Obsidian found me when I was at Port. Bin 'ere since then, mate. And I believe last time we were met, you stabbed me.
XK - Ah. I see. And yes, that'd be last time. Sorry about that by the way.
Ale - *deadpan* Not at all. Happens all the time.
XK - Well you deserved it, mate.
Ale - I didn't think so.
XK - *changes subject quickly* Not tried to escape then?
Ale - Nah. What's point? Is just gonna kill me anyway?
XK - What? Why?
Ale - I killed his monkey.
XK - *raises eyebrow* For any particular reason?
Ale - Was an accident actually.
XK - Oh. Okay then. Well. Maybe we can make a plan. I'm not stayin' 'ere waitin' to die by his hand.

(go ahead Katt?

)

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-06-2003, 08:28 PM

OOC: No thanks. I don't really want to be concussed, and I don't think you want to get out of this the Raiders of the Lost Arc way. And I don't think I could properly change the setting to a ship.

The last sane person · 08-06-2003, 09:22 PM

OOC: Neh? Katt, i wouldn't hit you, i'd kill you. So what happened to me?

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-06-2003, 09:25 PM

OOC: ok. XK would give me a cuncussion and you would kill me. Fair enough

The last sane person · 08-06-2003, 11:31 PM

Roya: Pitty there aint no corpral punishment on this ship...

Luthien: You mean you like that stuff?

Roya: Neh...flogging isnt that bad... I have had worse at the hands of worse people than her.

Luthien: *looks at Roya strangley* Riiight....

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-06-2003, 11:55 PM

*Katt comes up behind Roya.*

Katt: Will you try this for me? *Holds up a platter of neon colored sweets*

Roya: What for?

Katt: I want you to tell me which one tastes best. Go on.

*Roya eyed the tray suspiciously, avoiding the seawater blue and the pumpkin orange. Finally she settled on a nice minty looking one.*

*And promptly spit it back out again*

Roya: Yuerch! What the hell was that?

Katt: Garlic. *sighs* I had high hopes for that one. Luthien, make a note. Garlic sweets not appreaciated. *walks of grumbling* I know people have tried it before and still hated it, but I thought if I got the pure essence and toned it down a bit, it would be like eating a clove of garlic without the indigestion. Maybe roasted garlic....

OOC: I didn't get your last post Roya

The last sane person · 08-07-2003, 12:03 AM

OOOC: ah, the cap'n said there warnt any corpral punishment aboard her ship. I was only saying that as a sadist and masicist, i dont mind it if there was.

Roya: bleh, gross garlic. what she think i am? a bat? *goes to find alcohal to wash out the garlic taste*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-07-2003, 01:25 AM

OOC: Oh. *whines* But corpral punishment is so fun! 'Specially the part with whips and knives!

The last sane person · 08-07-2003, 01:28 AM

OOC: Well go whine to EG about it.

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-07-2003, 01:44 AM

OOC: Look, you're the captian on the Middle Earth Party House ship so make corpral punishment the law there. With all shiney sharp objects and things.

08-04-2003, 04:30 PM	#401
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	EG glanced up and before she knew it he was pointing his pistol a her head. She froze, and the crew behind her made to move. Obsidian - If even one o' ye thinks o' tryin' anything' ye'll be seein' yer Cap'n spread across the deck. They all freeze too. EG - What is it you want, Obsidian? You've taken what we have. Obsidian - I've taken me supplies, yes. But...he looks up, fixing cold, dark eyes on the Mate ...I'll be takin' what else is mine too. XK - Me? You want me, to come with you? Obsidian - That's pretty much it, yes. Ne'er was good with the sublty, were ye? EG - No...you... Obsidian - You's in no position to bargain...Captain Greenleaf. XK - It's alright, Cap'n. XK steps forwards and over to where Obsidian stands, and he grabs her and jumps ship, his crewmembers following him. Once aboard the Emerald they quickly turn sail and start heading away. Obsidian appears at the rail. Obsidian - shouts And don't be doin' anythin' rash Cap'n! We've got our guns pointin' at ye! Ahahahahahaaaa!!! He sails out of sight and EG continues to stare out to sea. The crew, momentarily frozen to the spot start to make a move. Ear - Captain....Captain....what do you, er, what shall we do? EG turns to face the crew. EG - We get my sister back. Ear - But Captain... EG - Get to work! NOW! Up the anchor, we move now. Earniel, with me. Tano, you too.... Meanwhile, aboard the Emerald Star Xenoia watched as the Nal drifted out of sight. She continued to stare out to sea until someone grabbed her roughly by the arm and yanked her round. XK - Ow! faces Obsidian What do you want with me, Obsidian? Our paths parted many years ago. Obsidian - Aye, they did. Get the irons, Sticks. And I'd be interested to know why? Curious how it were after a...certain unpleasant incident. XK - looks furtive Er. Well...it was nothing to do with me, mate. The Mate claps her in irons, holding her by the arm, ready to take her away. Obsidian - We'll be seein' that. pauses XK - So why am I here? Not a friendly reuinion? Obsidian - Oh no...there'll be no sense in tellin' ya yet. leans closer Spoil the surprise an' all. Take 'er to the brig! A pirate crewmember takes Xen down into the depths of the ship and locks her in a cell. She shakes the bars and tries to force them but the won't budge. Throwing herself down on the floor and leaning against the bars she hears a 'mmph' sound from behind. Seeing she had leant against the person in the next cell, who was also leaning against the bars. He looked up and she let out a shocked gasp. XK - Oh my...what the hell are you doing here, Ale-nail? __________ Bwahaha! So...who is this new person? Why has she been kidnapped? What will the crew do now? evil author laugh __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK Last edited by Elfmaster XK : 08-08-2003 at 05:25 PM.

08-04-2003, 05:01 PM	#402
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Rather upset by everything, Eärniel and Tano follow the captain to her cabin Eär: Captain, who was that guy? And why did he take Xen? The captain however doesn't answer but just looks darkly. The second mate who never reacted well to threats( especially not by pirates who not only kidnap one of your fellow officers but also have a bad breath) starts to squeak slightly. Eär: But captain, we've got no ammunition! And the bad thing is that he does! What are we going to do? Tano: who knows how dangerous the captain can be in this stage Earniel... I don't think you're helping much.... __________________ We are not things.

08-04-2003, 08:37 PM	#403
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Luthien came back into the galley Luthien: Well, the pirate ship just shoved off and took the First Mate with um. Katt: sighs And they didn't even stay for dinner. Ah well. Round up all of the crew you can and tell them it's time for dinner. No use hunting pirates on an empty stomach. Luthien: scrambles up on deck and rings a bell Alright you lot! Chow time! Grab a plate as you walk in and take what you want. You can eat at your posts! Very quickly a line built up outside the galley. Katt left Luthien to make sure they wern't pushing too much. Katt: Excuse me captian, but I reserved the choice foods for you. Here is some King Salmon, filletted with lemon butter and garlic, a ceaser salad with extra pepper, and a glass of white wine for you. OOC: Does anyone want to make use of my magic? Oh, I do hope you like salmon EG. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-04-2003, 10:38 PM	#404
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	EG: very distracted and dead serious, emotionless expression thanks Katt...All right. Tano. Earniel. My cabin. Now. You too, Flannery. throws back white wine without really tasting it Back in the cabin. . . Tano: Um, Cap'n, so do you have a plan in mind? EG: Yes. I do. We'll track them, but stay out of sight. I know where they're going, so that'll be-- Earniel: How do you know? EG: takes a piece of paper out of her coat pocket I stole this from his pocket, when he had his gun to me head. Dunno why he had it in his pocket, but this plots the course that I already figured they'd be taking. It could be wrong, but I'm planning on getting help from anywhere we can. . .Flannery, how well do you twark? IBF: Looks around slightly uncomfortably Fairly well, Cap'n. If you want me to follow them, then yes, I can do that. EG: Okay, good, you leave now, then. Catch up, take some mental notes, come back and report to me. Earniel, you plot the course we'll take...I don't want them to see us, but I want to track them until we get to the right place...points to stolen chart Here, at Tortuga. They'll put in for supplies, we'll anchor on the other side of the cove and take a boat out. I don't want it to take this long, but I see no other way. THere's no telling what they'll do to her... And so, Flannery leaves in the form of a bat to go stalk the boat; Earniel goes off to plot the course, and Tano stays, biting her lip and wondering what task the captain will assign her. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-05-2003, 08:08 PM	#405
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	ooc: And continues biting her lip and wondering...PM me if you have any special thing, or go ahead and write it yourself. Tano: Cap'n? We've got silverware. But somehow I don't think that'll stand up to Obsidian's cannons. EG: No...no, it probably won't... Tano: Unless....if we get to Tortuga, Cap'n...well, I have some contacts. As long as we can get there without getting in a battle, our munitions will be better than fine. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

08-05-2003, 09:48 PM	#406
Indril Anarion Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: My heart is forever in Mirkwood Posts: 429	As the last of the crew took their plates of food, Luthien slumped on a barrel and picked up her own plate of food. She ate hungrily. Luthien: to Katt So, what do ya think they want with the Mate? She took a gulp of rum. __________________ I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting

08-06-2003, 12:49 AM	#407
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katt: Bugger if I know. An' I dunno if they'll ever bring her back, you were wondering. They can suit themselves. Just as long as the Cap'n tells me that they are comming for dinner in advance. Luthien: Aren't you eating anything Miss? Katt: Never you mind. Eat that or it's going to the gulls. OOC: I'm trying to develop the plump old cook charactor that knows everything about everything and let's the hero in through the back door of the castle. That is, until someone throws me overboard, which is bound to happen sometime. It always does. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-06-2003, 01:14 AM	#408
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	EG: Well, I do have something. In. Um. Promise not to tell the rest of the crew about this? Tano: Yes. What is it? EG: I've got some stuff stored away. Not cannon balls or naught, but even better...well, not better necessarily but certainly flashier. We might have to use flashiness tactics on them. But I'm hoping it doesn't come to that. A battle, that is. If everything works according to plan we won't need to have one. Tano: I hope so. . . EG: You're dismissed for now, but I'll likely be calling you back soon for more discussion. Tano: Yes, Cap'n. Meanwhile, on the Emerald. . Oh, someone else can have something happen for once. Honestly. So. Guys. What's happening to our dear first mate? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-06-2003, 01:19 AM	#409
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: What is happening to the first mate. If I wrote something there would be a cue to slap me; starting with XK and ending with Roya. Not because she would be the last one in line, but after her I'd be passed out. Then there'd be a cue to kick me. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-06-2003, 01:24 AM	#410
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	ooc: Fair enough. . .anyone else then? I'm busy writing about Hamlet, else I would. Also have to update the pretty ship log again tonight. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-06-2003, 08:28 PM	#412
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: No thanks. I don't really want to be concussed, and I don't think you want to get out of this the Raiders of the Lost Arc way. And I don't think I could properly change the setting to a ship. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-06-2003, 09:22 PM	#413
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Neh? Katt, i wouldn't hit you, i'd kill you. So what happened to me? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-06-2003, 09:25 PM	#414
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: ok. XK would give me a cuncussion and you would kill me. Fair enough __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-06-2003, 11:31 PM	#415
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Roya: Pitty there aint no corpral punishment on this ship... Luthien: You mean you like that stuff? Roya: Neh...flogging isnt that bad... I have had worse at the hands of worse people than her. Luthien: looks at Roya strangley Riiight.... __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-06-2003, 11:55 PM	#416
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Katt comes up behind Roya. Katt: Will you try this for me? Holds up a platter of neon colored sweets Roya: What for? Katt: I want you to tell me which one tastes best. Go on. Roya eyed the tray suspiciously, avoiding the seawater blue and the pumpkin orange. Finally she settled on a nice minty looking one. And promptly spit it back out again Roya: Yuerch! What the hell was that? Katt: Garlic. sighs I had high hopes for that one. Luthien, make a note. Garlic sweets not appreaciated. walks of grumbling I know people have tried it before and still hated it, but I thought if I got the pure essence and toned it down a bit, it would be like eating a clove of garlic without the indigestion. Maybe roasted garlic.... OOC: I didn't get your last post Roya __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-07-2003, 12:03 AM	#417
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOOC: ah, the cap'n said there warnt any corpral punishment aboard her ship. I was only saying that as a sadist and masicist, i dont mind it if there was. Roya: bleh, gross garlic. what she think i am? a bat? goes to find alcohal to wash out the garlic taste __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. Last edited by The last sane person : 08-07-2003 at 12:04 AM.

08-07-2003, 01:25 AM	#418
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Oh. whines But corpral punishment is so fun! 'Specially the part with whips and knives! __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-07-2003, 01:28 AM	#419
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Well go whine to EG about it. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-07-2003, 01:44 AM	#420
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: Look, you're the captian on the Middle Earth Party House ship so make corpral punishment the law there. With all shiney sharp objects and things. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."