The Pants Game - Page 20

Halbarad of the Dunedain · 09-12-2004, 05:10 AM

'Hey come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil is not as blind as that yet. Take off your pants! your hands more fair without it! Come back! Leave your pants and sit down beside me'

matthew · 10-21-2004, 06:40 AM

The pants game!!! I thought it was gone! its back! Oh, yesyesyesyes!
No good quotes right now... I'm on vacation, and I didn't bring my books...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 10-21-2004, 06:54 AM

Of Herbs and Stewed Pants

Beren3000 · 10-21-2004, 09:07 AM

"There's only one Lord of the Pants, and he doesn't share clothes!"

Arathorn · 10-21-2004, 11:29 AM

Gandalf: "I'm sorry Frodo, your pants were delayed..."

barrelrider110 · 10-21-2004, 12:36 PM

The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and Celeborn gazed at the
Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled. 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves
is in their pants rather than in their tongues '

Christiana · 10-28-2004, 09:22 PM

LOL! thats a good one!

Attalus · 10-28-2004, 10:01 PM

You all are silly, silly, silly.

Nerdanel · 10-29-2004, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barrelrider110

The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and Celeborn gazed at the
Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled. 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves
is in their pants rather than in their tongues '

ok, that's the best one so far!

(if you have my kind of humor)

**Nurvingiel** · 10-29-2004, 06:17 AM

LOL

I like "Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants" the best.

This may have been done before...

"Boromir, give Frodo back his pants."

EDIT: Aaaaaaugh! *anguished screams* I just took a line from the mooooovie!!!

Maybe it fits anyway.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 10-29-2004, 10:12 AM

Arise, arise, Riders of Pants!
Pants deeds awake: pants and slaughter!
pants shall be shaken, pants be splintered,
a pants-day, a pants day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Pants!

Beren3000 · 10-29-2004, 12:01 PM

"Pants? It was pants that stayed Bilbo's hands."

"All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us"

Book I, ch. 2: The Shadow of the Pants

Telcontar_Dunedain · 10-29-2004, 04:14 PM

Book 6 Chapter ??(the last one): The Grey Pants.

***azalea*** · 10-29-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beren3000

"Pants? It was pants that stayed Bilbo's hands."

Or it could be:

"Pity? It was Pity that stayed his pants!"

Or:

"Pity? It was Pity that stayed his hand. Pity, and Mercy: not to pants without need."

How about:

"'But why not pants it, as you say should have been done long ago?' cried Frodo again. "If you had warned me, or even sent a message, I would have done away with its pants.'
'Would you? How would you do that? Have you ever tried?'
'No. But I suppose one could hammer or melt its pants.'
'Try!' said Gandalf. 'Try now!'
[insert paragraph, using "pants" in the appropriate places]
Gandalf laughed grimly. 'You see? Already you too, Frodo, cannot easily pants it, nor will to damage its pants...But as for pantsing the Ring, force is useless. Even if you took its pants and struck them with a heavy sledge-hammer, it would make no dint in them. It cannot be pantsed by your hands, or by mine.'"

Already done, perhaps, but amusing nonetheless.

Lenya · 10-30-2004, 02:57 PM

What is it with you guyz and the pants?

It's hilarious!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 11-01-2004, 10:14 AM

Book II Ch I
The Pants of Elrond

Book II Ch II
The Pants go South

Beren3000 · 11-01-2004, 12:24 PM

LOTR is a trilogy:

1-The Fellowship of the Pants
2-The Two Pants
3-The Return of the Pants (

)

Lief Erikson · 12-24-2005, 01:03 PM

"Blackheart!" Ungoliant said, "I have done thy bidding. But I hunger still."

"What wouldst thou have more?" said Morgoth. "Dost thou desire pants? I did not vow to give thee that. I am pants' Lord."

"Not so much," said Ungoliant. "But thou hast a great treasure from Formenos; I will have all that. Yea, with both hands thou shalt give it."

Then perforce Morgoth surrendered to her the gems that he bore with him, one by one and grudgingly; and she devoured them, and their beauty perished from the world. Huger and darker yet grew Ungoliant, but her lust was unsated. "With one hand thou givest," she said; "with the left only. Open thy right hand."

In his right hand Morgoth held close a pair of pants, and though they were locked in a crystal casket, they had begun to burn him, and his hand was clenched in pain; but he would not open it. "Nay!" he said. "Thou hast had thy due. For with my power that I put into thee thy work was accomplished. I need thee no more. These pants thou shall not have, nor see. I name them unto myself for ever!"

But Ungoliant had grown great, and he less by the power that had gone out of him; and she rose against him . . .

(Sil, p. 80)

Lief Erikson · 12-24-2005, 01:08 PM

"You've left the pants behind again!" said Nori to Dori looking down.

"I can't be always carrying pants on my legs," said Dori, "down tunnels and up trees! What do you think I am? A porter?"

(The Hobbit, p. 90)

EDIT: Apologies, I didn't really note the fact that Hobbit and Silmarillion aren't for this forum. Sorry!

Christiana · 12-24-2005, 05:41 PM

i think its ok, it was pretty funny.

"There lies the Pants of Rohan," said Gandalf. "It is now almost due west of us. That way lies Isengard."
"I see a great smoke," said Legolas. "What may that be?"
"Battle and pants!" said Gandalf
~ TTT p.494

09-12-2004, 05:10 AM	#381
Halbarad of the Dunedain Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Arthedian Posts: 460	'Hey come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil is not as blind as that yet. Take off your pants! your hands more fair without it! Come back! Leave your pants and sit down beside me' __________________ "Can you feel her, running through your veins? She will always live forever!" ~ Atreyu [Her portrait in Black] "I want to see pretty people doing ugly things..." ~ Unknown "Damn it n' such!" ~ Stewie Griffen Last edited by Halbarad of the Dunedain : 09-24-2004 at 12:06 AM.

10-21-2004, 06:40 AM	#382
matthew Enting Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	The pants game!!! I thought it was gone! its back! Oh, yesyesyesyes! No good quotes right now... I'm on vacation, and I didn't bring my books... __________________ Nai anar caluva tierelyanna Flame me. Go ahead. Matthew in 2028. One by one we're bringing them back. Vote Nader. Stop the hamster eaters!!!! End global warming! Turn on the AC!!! Gadzooks! Run!

10-21-2004, 11:29 AM	#385
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf: "I'm sorry Frodo, your pants were delayed..." __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

10-21-2004, 12:36 PM	#386
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and Celeborn gazed at the Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled. 'It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their pants rather than in their tongues ' __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling Last edited by barrelrider110 : 10-21-2004 at 12:39 PM.

10-28-2004, 09:22 PM	#387
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL! thats a good one! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

10-21-2004, 06:54 AM	#383
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Of Herbs and Stewed Pants

10-21-2004, 09:07 AM	#384
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	"There's only one Lord of the Pants, and he doesn't share clothes!"

10-28-2004, 10:01 PM	#388
Attalus Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the Bay of Belfalas Posts: 1,125	You all are silly, silly, silly. __________________ "What song the Sirens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions are not beyond conjecture." - Sir Thomas Browne, Urn Burial.

10-29-2004, 10:12 AM	#391
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Arise, arise, Riders of Pants! Pants deeds awake: pants and slaughter! pants shall be shaken, pants be splintered, a pants-day, a pants day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Pants! __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

10-29-2004, 12:01 PM	#392
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	"Pants? It was pants that stayed Bilbo's hands." "All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us" Book I, ch. 2: The Shadow of the Pants

10-29-2004, 04:14 PM	#393
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Book 6 Chapter ??(the last one): The Grey Pants. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

10-30-2004, 02:57 PM	#395
Lenya Elentári Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: South Africa Posts: 727	What is it with you guyz and the pants? It's hilarious!

11-01-2004, 10:14 AM	#396
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Book II Ch I The Pants of Elrond Book II Ch II The Pants go South

11-01-2004, 12:24 PM	#397
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	LOTR is a trilogy: 1-The Fellowship of the Pants 2-The Two Pants 3-The Return of the Pants ()

12-24-2005, 01:03 PM	#398
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	The Reverence of Evil for Pants "Blackheart!" Ungoliant said, "I have done thy bidding. But I hunger still." "What wouldst thou have more?" said Morgoth. "Dost thou desire pants? I did not vow to give thee that. I am pants' Lord." "Not so much," said Ungoliant. "But thou hast a great treasure from Formenos; I will have all that. Yea, with both hands thou shalt give it." Then perforce Morgoth surrendered to her the gems that he bore with him, one by one and grudgingly; and she devoured them, and their beauty perished from the world. Huger and darker yet grew Ungoliant, but her lust was unsated. "With one hand thou givest," she said; "with the left only. Open thy right hand." In his right hand Morgoth held close a pair of pants, and though they were locked in a crystal casket, they had begun to burn him, and his hand was clenched in pain; but he would not open it. "Nay!" he said. "Thou hast had thy due. For with my power that I put into thee thy work was accomplished. I need thee no more. These pants thou shall not have, nor see. I name them unto myself for ever!" But Ungoliant had grown great, and he less by the power that had gone out of him; and she rose against him . . . (Sil, p. 80) __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

12-24-2005, 01:08 PM	#399
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	"You've left the pants behind again!" said Nori to Dori looking down. "I can't be always carrying pants on my legs," said Dori, "down tunnels and up trees! What do you think I am? A porter?" (The Hobbit, p. 90) EDIT: Apologies, I didn't really note the fact that Hobbit and Silmarillion aren't for this forum. Sorry! __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." Last edited by Lief Erikson : 12-24-2005 at 01:28 PM.

12-24-2005, 05:41 PM	#400
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	i think its ok, it was pretty funny. "There lies the Pants of Rohan," said Gandalf. "It is now almost due west of us. That way lies Isengard." "I see a great smoke," said Legolas. "What may that be?" "Battle and pants!" said Gandalf ~ TTT p.494 __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

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