Are you high or low maintenance? - Page 2

Artanis · 08-15-2002, 06:02 AM

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she wont mind shes the one that farts in bed

She won't mind you telling everyone? I think I would. I'd like to reveal my hidden, lesser sides to other people myself.

Sween · 08-15-2002, 06:07 AM

no she tells all her mates all my asnoying habbits and i get a lot of funny looks so other stuff as well i pesume.

Artanis · 08-15-2002, 06:22 AM

Fine.

osszie · 09-22-2002, 04:12 PM

hahahahahahaha (sorry folks but the last few posts of this thread really tickled me. The wants and needs of a good relationship boil down to who farts in bed. Brilliant!!)

I used to be high maintenance but as I've grown older I've found more middle-to-low.

Sween · 09-22-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by osszie
hahahahahahaha (sorry folks but the last few posts of this thread really tickled me. The wants and needs of a good relationship boil down to who farts in bed. Brilliant!!)

I used to be high maintenance but as I've grown older I've found more middle-to-low.

glad i could make you smile. when your feels free to fart in your presence means that shes at ease with you

Luthien Tinuviel · 09-23-2002, 11:35 AM

Oh dear, you found me out... I believe I'm high maintenance... I DO have low maintenance moments tho...

Rána Eressëa · 09-23-2002, 07:41 PM

I'm low maintenance. Just do what I say and all is well.

Masderanoe · 09-23-2002, 11:30 PM

Duddun · 09-24-2002, 09:23 AM

I'm low maintenance

samwiselvr2008 · 09-24-2002, 07:51 PM

Ummm, I guess that my mommy would consider me high, because I forse her to drive me everywhere whene I wont to go there (soda, actually, allmost never, depends on whene she actually is willing to drive me).

I never have had a boy friend (even though someone did ask me out), so can't tell from that, only from my mommy, who would probally tell you that I am VERY high matince.

Hasty Ent · 09-24-2002, 08:03 PM

so low it's nearly negative...to my mother's and sisters' everlasting dismay

johnnyrod · 09-25-2002, 04:51 PM

Low, for sure. If I remember rightly, aren't the most dangerous women the ones who are high-maintenance but think they're low?

Luthien Tinuviel · 09-25-2002, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by johnnyrod
Low, for sure. If I remember rightly, aren't the most dangerous women the ones who are high-maintenance but think they're low?

Harry: Ooo, Ingrid Bergman, now she's low maintenance.

Sally: Low maintenance?

Harry: There are two kinds of women. High maintenance and low maintenance.

Sally: And Ingrid Bergman is low maintenance?

Harry: In LM, definitely.

Sally: Which one am I?

Harry: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're
low maintenance.

Sally: I don't see that.

Harry: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't
want the regular dressing. I'll have the Balsamic vinegar and oil, but on
the side. And then the Salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard
sauce, on the side. On the side is a very big thing for you.

Sally: Well I just want it the way I want it.

Harry: I know. High maintenance.

Treebeard's apprentice · 09-26-2002, 01:22 PM

Very Low.

I'm content to just sit in my room and hang out for a while. Watch TV, listen to the CD I just bought, talk about nothing, etc.

Lizra · 09-26-2002, 03:27 PM

What's with all you lowbrows!

Raise your standards! My goodness, what a bunch of glumbunnies!

Oh well, to each his/her own I guess.

08-15-2002, 06:07 AM	#22
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	no she tells all her mates all my asnoying habbits and i get a lot of funny looks so other stuff as well i pesume. __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-15-2002, 06:22 AM	#23
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Fine. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

09-23-2002, 11:35 AM	#26
Luthien Tinuviel Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 38	Oh dear, you found me out... I believe I'm high maintenance... I DO have low maintenance moments tho... __________________ The leaves were long, the grass was green, The hamlock-umbels tall and fair, And in the glade a light was seen, Of stars in shadow shimmering. Tinúviel was dancing there To music of a pipe unseen, And light of starts was in her hair, And in her raiment glimmering There Beren came from mountains cold, And lost he wandered under leaves, And where the Elven-river rolled. He walked alone and sorrowing. He peered between the hemlock-leaves And saw in wonder flowers of gold Upon her mantle and her sleeves, And her hair like shadow following. He sought her ever, wandering far Where leaves or years were thickly strewn, By light of moon and ray of star In frosty heavens shivering. Her mantle glinted in the moon. And on a hill-top high and far She danced, and at her feet was strewn A mist of silver quivering.

09-23-2002, 11:30 PM	#28
Masderanoe Enting Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 70	low __________________ Big spiders are better than little spiders. Smiley people are happy when they make smileys.

09-24-2002, 09:23 AM	#29
Duddun I Antha Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: You expect ME to know? Posts: 784	I'm low maintenance __________________ If you say my name I go "What?" If you say my name twice I go and look it up in the dictionary. **************************** I'm Not Evil! ************************** If the critics say it's good, is it really That good? ************************** It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a balloon! **************************** Duddun, Son of Bubbun

09-22-2002, 04:12 PM	#24
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	hahahahahahaha (sorry folks but the last few posts of this thread really tickled me. The wants and needs of a good relationship boil down to who farts in bed. Brilliant!!) I used to be high maintenance but as I've grown older I've found more middle-to-low.

09-23-2002, 07:41 PM	#27
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	I'm low maintenance. Just do what I say and all is well.

09-24-2002, 07:51 PM	#30
samwiselvr2008 Elf Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Hobbiton Posts: 739	Ummm, I guess that my mommy would consider me high, because I forse her to drive me everywhere whene I wont to go there (soda, actually, allmost never, depends on whene she actually is willing to drive me). I never have had a boy friend (even though someone did ask me out), so can't tell from that, only from my mommy, who would probally tell you that I am VERY high matince. __________________ Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES!

09-24-2002, 08:03 PM	#31
Hasty Ent Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 516	so low it's nearly negative...to my mother's and sisters' everlasting dismay __________________ Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

09-25-2002, 04:51 PM	#32
johnnyrod Elven Warrior Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Scunthorpe, UK Posts: 166	Low, for sure. If I remember rightly, aren't the most dangerous women the ones who are high-maintenance but think they're low? __________________ Frodo Lives!

09-26-2002, 01:22 PM	#34
Treebeard's apprentice Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Wherever I may roam Posts: 207	Very Low. I'm content to just sit in my room and hang out for a while. Watch TV, listen to the CD I just bought, talk about nothing, etc.

09-26-2002, 03:27 PM	#35
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	What's with all you lowbrows! Raise your standards! My goodness, what a bunch of glumbunnies! Oh well, to each his/her own I guess. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

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