Quest for wine - Page 2

Garina · 05-24-2002, 04:15 AM

Yey! Down with the 90 second rule!!!!!!!!

*Waits 90 seconds to be able to post*

mumble mumble stupid rule!

Where did Tano put the catapult?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 04:17 AM

Tano? *shouts* Tano! We need you! And the catapult!

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 04:21 AM

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Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away.

Don't be silly.

Giant squid don't have toes. What possibly made you think I could suck some giant squid toes?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 04:22 AM

Well, how about giant squid tentacles? No? Didn't think so. . .

***Earniel*** · 05-24-2002, 04:31 AM

Glad to be aboard Captain. *starts singing* To the sea! To the sea! The white gulls are calling! Oh wait...we ARE at sea! Oh well.... *takes another sip of Dwaaaaarvish ale* So typical, loosing a catapult... You should pay more attention to you stuff. Now think, where did you last put it?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 04:33 AM

It's Tano's catapult, not mine!

*sings sea shanties*
*drinks more wine*
Oh, here the catapult is! Now, someone else gets to operate it. . .

Garina · 05-24-2002, 04:39 AM

Ooh, ooh! Can I use the catapult? Please please please please?

Garina · 05-24-2002, 08:01 AM

I will apolgise later if I'm not allowed!

*looks around*
Ok, what am I going to fire at the squid? Can someone give me an inventory of what we have onboard ship please?

Garina · 05-24-2002, 09:58 AM

After raiding the ships stores, I have found cram. Hopefully the dry texture of this substance will kill the squid!
*loads catapult and fires it*
*squid eats cram. Starts to grow even bigger!!!*

Garina: Oooops!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wulažg · 05-24-2002, 12:54 PM

Launching me at things with Tano;s catapult seemed to work quite well last time...

Yarr!!

Avast the mainstay!

WheeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!(pause for breath) WheeeeEEE*thunk*

*in dizzy voice* I think I got it!!!

Owww!(voiced simultaneously by me and the squid)

Garina · 05-24-2002, 02:29 PM

*the squid bursts*

Garina: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!

*throws life line for Wulazg*

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 04:06 PM

Anduril, in the background, grunts with a grunt of satisfaction, and returns below deck. Hahahaaaa, he thought to himself. He almost thought Nyahahaaa, but he didn't, 'cos that's messed up, okay. Putting the "Ny" in front. It's just wrong.

"How blind they are to the turth," he muttered to himself, in the room (the room is locked).

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 04:10 PM

Good job! Dangerous squid destroyed.

You alright, Wulazg? *helps Garina pull him back on*

So, Anduril in the room (the room is locked), what is the truth, and would you kindly tell us so that we are no longer blind to it?

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 04:18 PM

All in due course, young one. The time is not yet right.

Besides yo, some of you are just waaaay too unstable, geez!

Elfmaster XK · 05-24-2002, 04:19 PM

*wakes up, emerges from below decks*

E XK- id i miss anything?

*all sigh and look at stupid drunk elf - with new, eviler avatar!!!yay!!!*

E Xk - what? i was sleeping off the whiskey i found in the hold.

Eruviel - THAT WAS MINE!

E XK - Uh oh...

Anduri - *laughs* i knew that would happen...

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 04:39 PM

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Anduri - *laughs* i knew that would happen...

I wouldn't have posted this if I were you......you see, I consumed the same amount (if not more) of liquor as you. And as you can see, I have no "morning breath". Unlike you. You seem to have the uncanny ability to suddenly fall over and slumber. Shame. I thought you might have been worthy.

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 05:12 PM

Nyahhaaaahhaaaa...

The whiskey is mine. Single Malt. Now dammit, where did I leave my oracle...?

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 05:29 PM

*Garina thinking to herself: Hmmmmm.....Anduril looks alarmingly like the pope. With the white robe, and funny pointy soft helmet, and a gigantic crucifix, and a - I don't believe it - a bible in the one hand, and a piece of charcoal in the other......wait, what is he doing I wonder.......hmmmmm.......he seems to be.......*

*E XK interjects: ......Oh mine Got! He has scribbled crosses all over the entire room (the room is locked)! There is hardly any sign of the luminous white wallpaper that previously adorned the room (the room is locked). What do you make of this, BoP?*

Elfmaster XK · 05-24-2002, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Anduril
I wouldn't have posted this if I were you......you see, I consumed the same amount (if not more) of liquor as you. And as you can see, I have no "morning breath". Unlike you. You seem to have the uncanny ability to suddenly fall over and slumber. Shame. I thought you might have been worthy.

I am worthy, if you want a fight then so be it...jedi. Where shall we stage such a contest? Anyway, i am the alcoholic elf, it wouldn't make sense for me to lose.

(how do i know what is in the room? (the room is locked) and how does BoP? (the room is still lokced.)

EXK - before BoP answers, the scribble is BLACK! BBBBLLLLAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SHUDDERS* Mmmm black symmetry...okay im done.

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 05:38 PM

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how do i know what is in the room? (the room is locked) and how does BoP? (the room is still lokced.)

Your insolence does not surprise me. Twice, in fact.

1) You know what is in the room because you can see through the hole.

2) Never, I repeat never, insert (the room is locked) after word that equals not "room" ("the room is locked").

05-24-2002, 04:15 AM	#21
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Yey! Down with the 90 second rule!!!!!!!! Waits 90 seconds to be able to post mumble mumble stupid rule! Where did Tano put the catapult? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 04:17 AM	#22
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Tano? shouts Tano! We need you! And the catapult! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 04:22 AM	#24
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, how about giant squid tentacles? No? Didn't think so. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 04:31 AM	#25
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Glad to be aboard Captain. starts singing To the sea! To the sea! The white gulls are calling! Oh wait...we ARE at sea! Oh well.... takes another sip of Dwaaaaarvish ale So typical, loosing a catapult... You should pay more attention to you stuff. Now think, where did you last put it? __________________ We are not things.

05-24-2002, 04:33 AM	#26
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	It's Tano's catapult, not mine! sings sea shanties drinks more wine Oh, here the catapult is! Now, someone else gets to operate it. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 04:39 AM	#27
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Ooh, ooh! Can I use the catapult? Please please please please? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 08:01 AM	#28
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I will apolgise later if I'm not allowed! looks around Ok, what am I going to fire at the squid? Can someone give me an inventory of what we have onboard ship please? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 09:58 AM	#29
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	After raiding the ships stores, I have found cram. Hopefully the dry texture of this substance will kill the squid! loads catapult and fires it squid eats cram. Starts to grow even bigger!!! Garina: Oooops!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 12:54 PM	#30
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Launching me at things with Tano;s catapult seemed to work quite well last time... Yarr!! Avast the mainstay! WheeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!(pause for breath) WheeeeEEEthunk in dizzy voice I think I got it!!! Owww!(voiced simultaneously by me and the squid) __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-24-2002, 02:29 PM	#31
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	the squid bursts Garina: EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWw! throws life line for Wulazg __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 04:06 PM	#32
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Anduril, in the background, grunts with a grunt of satisfaction, and returns below deck. Hahahaaaa, he thought to himself. He almost thought Nyahahaaa, but he didn't, 'cos that's messed up, okay. Putting the "Ny" in front. It's just wrong. "How blind they are to the turth," he muttered to himself, in the room (the room is locked).

05-24-2002, 04:10 PM	#33
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Good job! Dangerous squid destroyed. You alright, Wulazg? helps Garina pull him back on So, Anduril in the room (the room is locked), what is the truth, and would you kindly tell us so that we are no longer blind to it? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 04:18 PM	#34
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	All in due course, young one. The time is not yet right. Besides yo, some of you are just waaaay too unstable, geez! Last edited by Andúril : 05-24-2002 at 04:24 PM.

05-24-2002, 04:19 PM	#35
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	wakes up, emerges from below decks E XK- id i miss anything? all sigh and look at stupid drunk elf - with new, eviler avatar!!!yay!!! E Xk - what? i was sleeping off the whiskey i found in the hold. Eruviel - THAT WAS MINE! E XK - Uh oh... Anduri - laughs i knew that would happen... __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-24-2002, 05:12 PM	#37
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Nyahhaaaahhaaaa... The whiskey is mine. Single Malt. Now dammit, where did I leave my oracle...? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-24-2002, 05:29 PM	#38
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Garina thinking to herself: Hmmmmm.....Anduril looks alarmingly* like the pope. With the white robe, and funny pointy soft helmet, and a gigantic crucifix, and a - I don't believe it - a bible in the one hand, and a piece of charcoal in the other......wait, what is he doing I wonder.......hmmmmm.......he seems to be.......* E XK interjects: ......Oh mine Got! He has scribbled crosses all over the entire room (the room is locked)! There is hardly any sign of the luminous white wallpaper that previously adorned the room (the room is locked). What do you make of this, BoP?

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