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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Elessar had the best name...
"The tale of Frodo Nine-Fingers and the Ring of Doom!"
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Morauko Umrien, Queen of the Nazgûl and Lady of Mordor Mistress of the Night The Nazgûl Queen she was, the Ringwraith, the enemy's most terrible servant; darkness went with her and she cried with the voices of death. Can be found loitering at Fantasy Essentials or her livejournal... |
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02-18-2002, 02:15 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vilnius, Lithuania
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The TRUE colour of Magic;
The Ring fantastic; Equal Rings; etc etc... just try to change Terry Pratchett's book names 
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02-18-2002, 05:48 PM
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Peer of the realm of Sanguine
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ
Posts: 798
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Precioussss Moments
Guess who's Going to Mordor? Wizard Wars
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“"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling |
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02-18-2002, 05:57 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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"Ringless in the Shire"
"The Power of One" or "The Power of Nine" "LEGOLAS THE HOTTIE! (Oh...and some other stuff about a ring or sumthin'...)" by A girl from by school who drives me crazy -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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02-18-2002, 08:37 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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 Tanoliel, that last one would be by a lot of girls at my school too... How about.. Archery Rocks!!!!!!! (and something about a Ring, the Dark Lord, and the end of the Elves on Middle Earth (ah...the sadness)) And to continue the Terry Pratchett titles: ~Small Hobbits Uh, can't think of any more right now.
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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02-18-2002, 09:10 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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ROFL
These are all hysterically funny!!!!
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02-18-2002, 09:40 PM
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Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages
Join Date: Nov 2001
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The World that is Much Cooler than England, which sucks entirely |
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02-18-2002, 09:49 PM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Texas
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I still like Fatal Distraction (Get it? Gates of Mordor, RotK?) or West Ring...
Here's a few more: "From Stranger at Bree to Nobility" - an autobiography by L.S.R. "We Hates It" by Smee Gol "Why I Dropped Eaves at the Shire" by Samwise Gamgee
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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02-18-2002, 10:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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Reasons why eavesdropping is not recommended, by S. Gamgee
LotR, by a typing- impaired person
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
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02-18-2002, 11:54 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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"Hey, Sharku! Leave Those Trees Alone" by Rouser in the Woods
"What Me Worry?" - An Autobiography by Tom B. "Mordor is Not Enough" - by Broke Finger "How to Delegate?" - A Book on Quest Management by El Rond "Get Back (To Where You Once Belonged)" - Frodo B.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-20-2002 at 09:48 AM. |
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02-19-2002, 12:25 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Hey, Eruviel--we should start on a quest to suppress all rabid fangirls who would do harm to the REAL story!
To continue Terry Pratchett... (I just had a thought (~no, really? Good work, Tanoliel! *Shut up!), what would happen if--and I know, I know, this is dumb--if Terry and J.R.R wrote a book together? I mean...really...things could get crazy... Anyhow...here goes: FRODO (instead of "Mort") Sauroncery Ring! Ring! Elves and Men (Lords and Ladies) Carpe Ring (Hah! Seize the ring...just what so many wish for! )Ring Music (did someone already say that? Argh...oh well) Ring of Clay The Fifth Oliphaunt (there's one for dear Samwise!) okay..okay...that's enough for now...i'll go hole up in my hobbit hole and think up original ones (~Good girl, Tano! *I thought I told you to shut up! We don't want the moot people to know about you yet--um...oops....) -tano ps. sorry about that...the person in my head is hard to control...
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson Last edited by Tanoliel : 02-19-2002 at 12:27 AM. |
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02-19-2002, 12:49 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Tanoliel, those Terry Pratchett ones are great. I was trying to think of what I could do with Feet of Clay..."Feet of Frodo," but that doesn't work. I couldn't remember any other titles. And yes, we do need to start that quest....!
Here's some more: ~Small People, Big People, and The One Ring (that was my brother) ~Anyone heard of Phillup Pullman's His Dark Materials? How about... The Golden Ring, The Subtle Sword, and The Amber Palantir. The last one is Tanoliel's.
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! Last edited by Eruviel Greenleaf : 02-19-2002 at 01:47 AM. |
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02-19-2002, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Eryn Vorn
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Fried Ash-covered Tomatoes, by Peregrin Took
Journey to the Center of Mordor, by Samwise Gamgee Men Are Weak, and the Consequences, by Elrond
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Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears |
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02-19-2002, 04:43 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Nightmare on Shelob's Pass, by Samwise Gamgee Hardy Wraiths Mystery Series: The Case of the Missing Ring How To Succeed in Meduseld Without Really Trying, by G. Wormtongue A Landlubber Anthology, by Cirdan Shipwright Elvish Is Not Dead!, A Songbook by Sir Legolas A Funny Thing Happenned on the Way to the Withywindle, by Tom B.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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02-19-2002, 05:48 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Dorset
Posts: 608
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Mordor on the Orient Express
Men, er, riders, in black I know why they caged third rings (dodgy...) My journeys with a ring It shouldn't happen to a small hobbit, even if he has a bit of tookish blood and a magical ring, that's no excuse... really... oh, well maybe I could go... yeah allright.... stupid wizards. |
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02-19-2002, 06:23 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Look Ma! No Corns! - A Traveller's Kit by Frodo and Friends
To Smeagol's And Back - An Autobiography by T.O. Ring Left Behinds Anonymous - A Member's Handbook by Eowyn, Merry, Bill, et al Entwives are from Mirkwood, Ents are from Fangorn - an old barkbook found in the Dead Marshes
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-19-2002 at 06:32 AM. |
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02-19-2002, 06:47 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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These are hilarious!!!!
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~ An autobiography of what happened to me after some dude cut my master's finger off, by "Ash Nazg"
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
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02-19-2002, 09:22 AM
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Peer of the realm of Sanguine
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ
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Entwives are From Mirkwood?
You're a real trip, Arathorn. Instead of FOTR... "Mr. Baggins goes to Rivendell or Mr. Bombadil's Neighborhood" Instead of TT... "Merry and Pippins Not-So-Excellent Adventure or the Orc that Flogged Me" Instead of ROTK... "A Tree Grows in Gondor" And for the whole book... "He is Sam, (I am Frodo)"
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02-19-2002, 09:25 AM
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Enting
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: The Twilight Meres
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My preciousssss money-spinning cassssh cow ----by Peter Jackson
The tale of how one stupid little eency weency tiny thing cost us our time, effort, weapons, homes, lives, lunch, elevenses blah blah blah blah----- everyone in the book
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Farewell sweet earth and nortern sky, for ever blest,since here did lie and here with lissom limbs did run beneath the Moon, beneath the Sun, Lùthien Tinùviel more fair than mortal tongue can tell. Though all to ruin fell the world and were dissolved and backward hurled unmade into old abyss, yet were its making good, for this-- the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea-- that Lùthien for a time should be. "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam."-Frodo FRODO LIVES!!! (erm...Sam does too, right?)
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02-19-2002, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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ROFL i believe that it means rolling on the floor laughing
arathorn is english your first language or is it talalog (SP?)
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 02-19-2002 at 06:59 PM. |
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