Teacup Cafe XXIII - Page 2

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 06:36 PM

This is who Mari wants to marry

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 06:49 PM

Kinda scary, really...

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

Kinda scary, really...

Scary kid for a scary Mari

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-14-2008, 06:56 PM

Some days this is just like 2nd grade.

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Some days this is just like 2nd grade.

Hey, this is a good scenario...

Sis is like the kid who goes around telling everyone about her trip to the zoo.

Nautipus is like the kid who should be in the zoo.

Mari is like the kid who gives everyone cookies....

Is this working?

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Nautipus is like the kid who should be in the zoo.

Maybe I am.

Another fabulous e-mail from my dad:

The Tea Set
> One day my Mother was out and my Dad was in charge of me and my
> brother, who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half

> years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had
> been broken, among other injuries.
>
> Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift, and it
> was
> one
> of my favorite toys.
>
> Daddy was in the living room, engrossed in the evening news, and my
> brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a
> little cup of 'tea,' which was just water.
>
> After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my
> Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me
> bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
>
> My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup
> of tea for Daddy. After she watched him drink it up, she then said,
> "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to
> get water is the toilet?"
>

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-14-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Hey, this is a good scenario...

Sis is like the kid who goes around telling everyone about her trip to the zoo.

Nautipus is like the kid who should be in the zoo.

Mari is like the kid who gives everyone cookies....

Is this working?

Naw. I was the kid who assigned other kids extra homework. It's sad.

If I went to the Space station, I would only have told you if you thought to ask.

Life has improved me.

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:31 PM

Yet ANOTHER great one!

CHURCH CATS

Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with

their three kittens. He had the kittens sitting in a row, and he was preaching
to them.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the kittens in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! Those kittens are afraid of water!"

Johnny looked at her and said...They should have thought about that before they joined my church

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

Johnny looked at her and said...They should have thought about that before they joined my church

Oh gosh....

oh goodness, that made me laugh so hard

*wipes tears of joy*

Of course it's funny to me becuase, it's happened in our household (the cats + water aspect)

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Oh gosh....

oh goodness, that made me laugh so hard

*wipes tears of joy*

Of course it's funny to me becuase, it's happened in our household (the cats + water aspect)

Same thing happened here.

CAT + WATER= FUNNY AND/OR LOTS OF STICHES

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:40 PM

*cough*ahem*cough*

oh and this...

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:43 PM

http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=_778Fl784P8

I've actually seen both of those other pictures, the first one on a birthday card!

I really like the second one, never fails to make me smile.

***Tessar*** · 02-14-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Naw. I was the kid who assigned other kids extra homework. It's sad.

If I went to the Space station, I would only have told you if you thought to ask.

Life has improved me.

In Soviet Russia, Life does not improve Siscuz. Sizcuz improves LIFE!

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:45 PM

Alien Vs. Predator? Phooey!

BUNICULA VS. KITTENSTEIN

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Alien Vs. Predator? Phooey!

BUNICULA VS. KITTENSTEIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Click your link dude! I bet it doesnt do what you thought! HAHAHA!

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Click your link dude! I bet it doesnt do what you thought! HAHAHA!

Umm...yes it does. It brings me to a pic of Alien and Predator.
What does it bring you to?

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:53 PM

It brings up this:

hectorberlioz · 02-14-2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

It brings up this:

Yeah, I've gotten those before....

I don't see what the big deal is...all I'm doing is showing you the pic

Nautipus · 02-14-2008, 07:56 PM

Mmm. Seriously, it's just a pic.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 02-14-2008, 07:57 PM

Naughty, that one (the tea story) made me laugh.

02-14-2008, 06:36 PM	#21
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	This is who Mari wants to marry __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-14-2008, 06:49 PM	#22
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Kinda scary, really... __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-14-2008, 06:56 PM	#24
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Some days this is just like 2nd grade. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May

02-14-2008, 07:31 PM	#28
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Yet ANOTHER great one! CHURCH CATS Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their three kittens. He had the kittens sitting in a row, and he was preaching to them. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the kittens in a tub of water. She called out, "Johnny, stop that! Those kittens are afraid of water!" Johnny looked at her and said...They should have thought about that before they joined my church __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-14-2008, 07:40 PM	#31
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	coughahemcough oh and this... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 02-14-2008 at 07:41 PM.

02-14-2008, 07:43 PM	#32
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=_778Fl784P8 I've actually seen both of those other pictures, the first one on a birthday card! I really like the second one, never fails to make me smile. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-14-2008, 07:45 PM	#34
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Alien Vs. Predator? Phooey! BUNICULA VS. KITTENSTEIN __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-14-2008, 07:53 PM	#37
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	It brings up this: __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-14-2008, 07:56 PM	#39
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Mmm. Seriously, it's just a pic. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-14-2008, 07:57 PM	#40
sisterandcousinandaunt Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,535	Naughty, that one (the tea story) made me laugh. __________________ That would be the swirling vortex to another world. Cool. I want one. TMNT No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote) This is the best news story EVER! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/ “Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain "I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May Last edited by sisterandcousinandaunt : 02-14-2008 at 07:58 PM.

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