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Oh, man! I have "Don't Need a Badge" by the Randy Disher Project stuck in my head. *bangs head on wall* I actually sorta (SORTA!) like it. It gets annoying after a while, though.
  Don't need your mustache! 
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03-13-2006, 11:26 PM
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03-13-2006, 11:28 PM
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Oh, trolls' bane, give a girl a break! Three-quarters of the time, either we have no idea what YOu're talking about with your advanced astrophysics and suchlike, or you have no idea what WE are talking about with our knowledge and interest in popular culture! It's true; think about it.
 Apples and oranges, dear friend!
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03-13-2006, 11:31 PM
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I beleive you to be incorrect, miss. That would be "oranges and lemons" as in "Oranges and lemons say the bells of St. Clements," part of a rhyme that is frequently used in the book Nineteen Eighty-four but has earlier orginins. [/Data] Popular culture? *wonders what THAT is* Some sort of TV show, I'm guessing? 
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03-13-2006, 11:37 PM
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You're killin' me, Sir Data!!
*wine and trolls' bane-inspired giggles well up in Lotsy uncontrollably* You're right, Data; I suppose it WOULD be oranges and lemons. *tries to think. Fails. Giggles again!*
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03-14-2006, 12:54 AM
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Anyway, TB, "Don't need a Badge" was sung by Randy Disher. You know, the guy with... unique theories. It's in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist. Oh, and it's on usanetwork.com/monk. The uncut version!
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03-14-2006, 01:07 AM
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03-16-2006, 04:58 PM
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03-16-2006, 08:06 PM
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Which I will probably never get around to...
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03-16-2006, 10:27 PM
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The official Monk website is: monk.usanetwork.com. Here's information on Stottlemeyer: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...ted/index.html Disher: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...son/index.html Monk: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...ony/index.html Natalie: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...lor/index.html Julie: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...mmy/index.html Dr. Kroger: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...ley/index.html Sharona: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/mon...tty/index.html
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03-16-2006, 10:36 PM
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Oh! He's a charachter IN monk?
Oh, I know them both now. Like the fashion show one where he was trying to look like James Bond or something. Thanks! I have seen Monk...*thinks*...three times, maybe two. One was where some guy got his hand broken in the door of his car by someone who could read lips even though he was deaf, and the fashion show one...Maybe there was one more? Dunno.
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03-16-2006, 10:48 PM
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Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. *French accent* Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer *British accent* It's a bobble head Bobbie! *head bob* -Special Agen Seely Booth |
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03-16-2006, 10:56 PM
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03-16-2006, 11:09 PM
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Here's some quotes:
Mr. Monk meets Dale the Whale Monk: I know who did it. Sharona: We haven't started yet! Come on! Monk: It was Professor Plum in the dining room with a rope. [Benjy pulls out the answer card and looks up in surprise.] Benjy: He's right! Monk: We played this game last year. I remember what cards everybody was holding, and how they were put away, and just now, I was watching how Benjy shuffled… --- [Sharona answers a phone call from Captain Stottlemeyer.] Sharona: Oh, well, actually, ah, we were just finishing up a pretty big case. It was this nasty homicide, um… this woman was found murdered in her dining room with a rope… -------------------------- Mr. Monk Goes Back To School Stottlemeyer: Well, I guess this is your worst nightmare, a crime scene on a rooftop. Monk: No, it's not my worst nightmare. It's my fourth worst. No, wait, fifth. No, fourth. Fourth or fifth, I didn't bring the list with me.
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[Monk examines a mummified Neanderthal at the science museum.]
Monk: This man didn't freeze to death! He was murdered! There's a puncture wound in the side of his skull. Natalie: It was over 30,000 years ago! Monk: Well, there's no statute of limitations on murder.
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Mr. Monk and the Astronaut
Monk: There was an escape pod? Disher: Not officially, but I think he smuggled one on. Monk: How? Disher: He's resourceful. He made it. Stottlemeyer: Yeah from a kit. In his basement. DIsher: It's just a theory. Stottlemeyer: No it's not. Or something like that. Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa [Monk hands Stottlemeyer a wrapped box] Monk: It's an air purifier. Stottelmeyer: Are you saying my house smells? Monk: Not you're house, but houses like yours... have a certain odor... a kind of sour stench. It's very unpleasent. Not your house... Stottlemeyer: Thanks, Monk. Have you ever heard of Ebay? Monk: Ebay? No.
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I wouldn't trust an escape pod that I built. I would surely burn up and die in the atmosphere.
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03-17-2006, 12:02 PM
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List your fears for me in order of importance. "glaciers, no rodeos, no glaciers". MONK>
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Dr. Kroger: So, Adrian, which phobia do you want to talk about today? Monk: Glaciers. Dr. Kroger: Glaciers. Okay. Monk: No, rodeos. No, no glaciers. Dr. Kroger: Why don't we start with a basic one, like heights. Let's go up on the roof. Monk: *groans* Sit down. Dr.: Okay, I'm sitting. Monk: How about we start by naming really tall things. Like the Sears Tower. No, no, that's too tall. How about... a regular Sears. Monk's on right now! Mr. Monk and the Canidate! The 2 hour pilot!
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03-17-2006, 05:27 PM
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yep and tonight is Monk goes to court. ....we love it!
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