Entmoot Christmas Party, 2005!!!! - Page 2

rohirrim TR · 12-12-2005, 03:34 PM

*with the hum of an ion rotary SRT TIE modified, the EMPIRE's VIP shuttle lands in a clearing near the festivities two R4s pull a luggage cart with packages over by the aluminum pole. as the big scary emperor of death *scary music* and several Grand admirals and other imperial dignitaries stride into the square.*

Spock: *looks worried*

Rohirrous: fear not, good vulcan, i bring joyful tidings of a peaceful delegation, hey did someone say chocolate?

The last sane person · 12-12-2005, 03:36 PM

*Shah rides up on VOlricom, armored and with her bow. It looks like she brought the turkeys!*

Shah: Hey all! What's christmas with out the turkey an goose!

*she dismounts and unties the saddle bags and birds from the saddle, and starts setting up the cooking area*

Shah: If there is one thing i'm good for and nothin else, its hunting and cooking some damn fine birds! Presents for every one! But we need an Ent to put them under!

*Leads pack horse and unloads the bundles of presents*

Shah: If i must, me and the horses will go after lief. Dumb Jedi, couldnt find his way out of a wet paper bag.

brownjenkins · 12-12-2005, 03:36 PM

enough with the chocolate, where's the mistletoe?

Spock · 12-12-2005, 03:38 PM

...hmmm, the Pole looks much better with all those presents.....now if TLSP will just start the rottisere we can look forward to food.......

it sure would be nice to have some duck too but I hate going back to the ship for it...I'm so comfortable

Elanor · 12-12-2005, 03:39 PM

Elanor consults her cookbook, and asks Spock, "How do you want this duck cooked? With stuffing or orange sauce?"

The last sane person · 12-12-2005, 03:40 PM

*Shah, aka TLSP aka Sane starts preparing the birds and other dishes*

Shah: Hey, anyone here know how to cook? There is gonna be a bunch of us, I cant do it all on me lonesome! Hey Volricom! Go after that doofy Jedi Lief!

*The stallion tosses his head and goes off into the woods, and shortly after finds Lief, who is grateful and clambers aboard*

Spock · 12-12-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elanor

Elanor consults her cookbook, and asks Spock, "How do you want this duck cooked? With stuffing or orange sauce?"

Oh thank you Elanor, with orange sauce would be most pleasing.

Acalewia · 12-12-2005, 03:56 PM

ooc: well sor-ry for the typo, Val

ic:

Acally pulls nuts, shreaded coconut and chocolate barks from her sattle bags and begins to make the desserts
"Any requests before I start?" She asks.

***Rían*** · 12-12-2005, 05:02 PM

"Look, here's an oven all pre-heated to 400 degrees! I'll just whip up some of my white chocolate chip scones for everyone!"

*makes scones, puts in oven*

"And here's another oven all set for turkey cookin', too! How handy! What a wonderful place you picked for our party, Lief!"

"And here's some garlic mashed potatoes that my hubby made and sent with me, too! And one of those yummy bread bowl things with dip where you act savage and tear off bread from the bowl and eat it."

*eats some bread and dip, then disappears to get presents*

Spock · 12-12-2005, 05:05 PM

Lief, heck, I gave him the coordinates.

No one has seen him since.

***Rían*** · 12-12-2005, 05:10 PM

*Rian dusts off her thinking cap and puts it in*

"Hey, I bet he's being held hostage by the horrible tribe of Finalexams! Let's organdize (a winne-the-pooh term) a rescue party and save him!!!!!"

*Rian's outfit magically changes to a svelte forest-green archery-type shooting dress, and her favorite recurve bow and arrows appear in her hand*

"Who's coming?"

Acalewia · 12-12-2005, 05:16 PM

UH Didnt Shah send her horse to get him, Ri?

The last sane person · 12-12-2005, 08:01 PM

shah: Yes i did! And volricom is perhaps the best search and rescue unit around...although, if i had sent Blue and Huan after him, that probably would have been betterer yet!

***Tessar*** · 12-12-2005, 09:04 PM

“I!” a powerful voice rolls through the clearing, bouncing and echoing off the trees. Then tripping over a log, smacking against a large rock, getting caught up in a root, and finally dying out with a pathetic whimper at Rian’s daintily shod feet.

“Oops,” Tessar says, stumbling into the clearing after his voice. “Sorry about that.”

“You should work on your aim!” his voice complains, rising to a frantic shreek. “Oooh, I’ll just PROJECT you through the woods! Don’t worry about a thing—I’m a singer, I know HOW to project SAFELY! Well I’ve had enough! I--”

Reaching out, Tessar grabs his voice and shoves it back into his mouth. “Terribly sorry,” he mumbles, looking around with a blush on his face. “I guess I’m not really dressed for rescuing Lief,” he continues, looking down at his t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, “but I’m totally up for it!”

***Rían*** · 12-12-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

UH Didnt Shah send her horse to get him, Ri?

(OOC:Yes, but we're just joining in on the FUN! )

(don't find him too soon, Volricom!)

"Well, then, Tessar, let's GO! Follow that horse!"

*Rian and Tessar project themselves into the woods*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-12-2005, 09:50 PM

*Wanders in and takesover the baking in Rian's absence.*

Lady M: Let's see, there's no knowing how many might show up. Best just set the oven on infinite...

***Rían*** · 12-12-2005, 09:57 PM

*yells from forest* - "thanks, Maggie! Just pull out those scones, wouldja?"

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-12-2005, 10:05 PM

Already done, the new batch is just going in...

*thinks*

We need pies.

*Sets about making some*

***Tessar*** · 12-12-2005, 10:09 PM

After running valiantly, boldly, inescapabably forward for nearly twenty yards, Tessar grabs Ryan's arm and holds her back.

"Wait!" he cries, looking around, his brow furrowed, and every sense seeming alert.

"What is it?!" cries Ryan, wrenching her arm free and putting an arrow to her bow, her keen eyes survaying the surrounding woods.

"Nothing," Tessar shrugs, sitting down. "Aren't you tired, though? I'm exhausted. We've been running for a long time now! Lets break! I think I brought some snickers with me... we need to keep our energy up."

Lief Erikson · 12-12-2005, 10:25 PM

Looking rather dazed, Lief stood up and moved back into the firelight where everyone could see him. "Thanks, Shah. Sorry for not finding the bugsquat bush. Oh well. Anyone else would probably have better luck."

Lief was beginning to grow tired of chocolate. Suddenly, his face brightened. "I'm going to go and get some pizza from the Teacup Café! Be right back!"

Spock's transporters whirred . . . Lief vanished and immediately returned, with pizza for all.

"Sides as well," he said, laying down a basket of ingredients. "A little time over our fire will meld these olives into one of the pizzas. I love black olives."

12-12-2005, 03:36 PM	#22
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah rides up on VOlricom, armored and with her bow. It looks like she brought the turkeys! Shah: Hey all! What's christmas with out the turkey an goose! she dismounts and unties the saddle bags and birds from the saddle, and starts setting up the cooking area Shah: If there is one thing i'm good for and nothin else, its hunting and cooking some damn fine birds! Presents for every one! But we need an Ent to put them under! Leads pack horse and unloads the bundles of presents Shah: If i must, me and the horses will go after lief. Dumb Jedi, couldnt find his way out of a wet paper bag. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-12-2005, 03:36 PM	#23
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	enough with the chocolate, where's the mistletoe? __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

12-12-2005, 03:38 PM	#24
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	...hmmm, the Pole looks much better with all those presents.....now if TLSP will just start the rottisere we can look forward to food....... it sure would be nice to have some duck too but I hate going back to the ship for it...I'm so comfortable __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Last edited by Spock : 12-12-2005 at 03:40 PM.

12-12-2005, 03:39 PM	#25
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Elanor consults her cookbook, and asks Spock, "How do you want this duck cooked? With stuffing or orange sauce?" __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes Last edited by Elanor : 12-12-2005 at 03:40 PM.

12-12-2005, 03:40 PM	#26
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Shah, aka TLSP aka Sane starts preparing the birds and other dishes Shah: Hey, anyone here know how to cook? There is gonna be a bunch of us, I cant do it all on me lonesome! Hey Volricom! Go after that doofy Jedi Lief! The stallion tosses his head and goes off into the woods, and shortly after finds Lief, who is grateful and clambers aboard __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-12-2005, 03:56 PM	#28
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	ooc: well sor-ry for the typo, Val ic: Acally pulls nuts, shreaded coconut and chocolate barks from her sattle bags and begins to make the desserts "Any requests before I start?" She asks. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

12-12-2005, 05:02 PM	#29
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	"Look, here's an oven all pre-heated to 400 degrees! I'll just whip up some of my white chocolate chip scones for everyone!" makes scones, puts in oven "And here's another oven all set for turkey cookin', too! How handy! What a wonderful place you picked for our party, Lief!" "And here's some garlic mashed potatoes that my hubby made and sent with me, too! And one of those yummy bread bowl things with dip where you act savage and tear off bread from the bowl and eat it." eats some bread and dip, then disappears to get presents __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

12-12-2005, 05:05 PM	#30
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Lief, heck, I gave him the coordinates. No one has seen him since. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-12-2005, 05:10 PM	#31
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	Rian dusts off her thinking cap and puts it in "Hey, I bet he's being held hostage by the horrible tribe of Finalexams! Let's organdize (a winne-the-pooh term) a rescue party and save him!!!!!" Rian's outfit magically changes to a svelte forest-green archery-type shooting dress, and her favorite recurve bow and arrows appear in her hand "Who's coming?" __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

12-12-2005, 05:16 PM	#32
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	UH Didnt Shah send her horse to get him, Ri? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

12-12-2005, 08:01 PM	#33
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	shah: Yes i did! And volricom is perhaps the best search and rescue unit around...although, if i had sent Blue and Huan after him, that probably would have been betterer yet! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-12-2005, 09:04 PM	#34
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	“I!” a powerful voice rolls through the clearing, bouncing and echoing off the trees. Then tripping over a log, smacking against a large rock, getting caught up in a root, and finally dying out with a pathetic whimper at Rian’s daintily shod feet. “Oops,” Tessar says, stumbling into the clearing after his voice. “Sorry about that.” “You should work on your aim!” his voice complains, rising to a frantic shreek. “Oooh, I’ll just PROJECT you through the woods! Don’t worry about a thing—I’m a singer, I know HOW to project SAFELY! Well I’ve had enough! I--” Reaching out, Tessar grabs his voice and shoves it back into his mouth. “Terribly sorry,” he mumbles, looking around with a blush on his face. “I guess I’m not really dressed for rescuing Lief,” he continues, looking down at his t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, “but I’m totally up for it!”

12-12-2005, 09:50 PM	#36
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Wanders in and takesover the baking in Rian's absence. Lady M: Let's see, there's no knowing how many might show up. Best just set the oven on infinite... __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-12-2005, 09:57 PM	#37
*Rían* Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!) Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Not where I want to be ... Posts: 15,254	yells from forest - "thanks, Maggie! Just pull out those scones, wouldja?" __________________ . I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç å ™ æ ♪ ?* "How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva!

12-12-2005, 10:05 PM	#38
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Already done, the new batch is just going in... thinks We need pies. Sets about making some __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-12-2005, 10:09 PM	#39
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	After running valiantly, boldly, inescapabably forward for nearly twenty yards, Tessar grabs Ryan's arm and holds her back. "Wait!" he cries, looking around, his brow furrowed, and every sense seeming alert. "What is it?!" cries Ryan, wrenching her arm free and putting an arrow to her bow, her keen eyes survaying the surrounding woods. "Nothing," Tessar shrugs, sitting down. "Aren't you tired, though? I'm exhausted. We've been running for a long time now! Lets break! I think I brought some snickers with me... we need to keep our energy up."

12-12-2005, 10:25 PM	#40
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Looking rather dazed, Lief stood up and moved back into the firelight where everyone could see him. "Thanks, Shah. Sorry for not finding the bugsquat bush. Oh well. Anyone else would probably have better luck." Lief was beginning to grow tired of chocolate. Suddenly, his face brightened. "I'm going to go and get some pizza from the Teacup Café! Be right back!" Spock's transporters whirred . . . Lief vanished and immediately returned, with pizza for all. "Sides as well," he said, laying down a basket of ingredients. "A little time over our fire will meld these olives into one of the pizzas. I love black olives." __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

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