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Master'sBaneSwiftSnowmane · 08-13-2005, 12:11 AM

How Sauron Got his Ring Back

Kind of like "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" and I'd describe it more if I'd acctually seen the movie...I just liked how the tittle sounded.

Lotesse · 08-13-2005, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Andúril

Dude, Where's My Ring?

The gaylord Sauron scours Middle-earth for his Precious while a group of homosexually inclined adventurers set out on a quest to destroy Sauron's ring.

LOL!!

Andúril · 08-13-2005, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lotesse

LOL!!

Don't forget the big black riders. They were very scary to the midgets that went along on the quest.

Curubethion · 09-06-2005, 08:34 PM

The Battle for Halo-Earth, coming to an Xbox near you!

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Curubethion

The Battle for Halo-Earth, coming to an Xbox near you!

lol
the fellowship of the HALO
the two covenant starships
the return of master chief

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 11:55 PM

Gandalf: "Only destroying this ring can destroy EDDIE."
Frodo: Not EDDIE! I give up!

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 11:58 PM

Saruman: you cannot contest with the will of EDDIE you must join him or be obliterated by a thousand terrible things

Curubethion · 09-10-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

the fellowship of the HALO
the two covenant starships
the return of master chief

Nice!

me9996 · 12-06-2005, 08:58 AM

I've got a new one: "Lord of the PO-TA-TOs"
(All the guys are PO-TA-TOs)

Spock · 12-06-2005, 09:14 AM

me9996 · 12-06-2005, 09:20 AM

Like puppets, all the people in the movie are PO-TA-TOs on sticks.

P.S.
90 seconds...90 seconds...90 seconds...

trolls' bane · 12-07-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by me9996

I've got a new one: "Lord of the PO-TA-TOs"
(All the guys are PO-TA-TOs)

*is greatly alarmed*

Elanor · 12-07-2005, 12:14 AM

Why have I never seen this topic before?
*feels out of it*

Oh, it could have been a lot worse. It could be all made of computer generated Barbie dolls! Last summer I baby-sat this little girl who watched these barbie movies all the time.

trolls' bane · 12-07-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Elanor

Why have I never seen this topic before?
*feels out of it*

Oh, it could have been a lot worse. It could be all made of computer generated Barbie dolls! Last summer I baby-sat this little girl who watched these barbie movies all the time.

*alarmed even more*

*vivid nightmares about potatos and barbie dolls*
Oh well. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

me9996 · 12-07-2005, 09:28 AM

I've got another idea! A lotr filled with product placements (aka. they'd use arrows from a particular companey and the same with most every thing)

This thread can be just as funny as some of the bigger threads, but it's a lot harder to think up ideas.

...
I've got another idea!
"Sgnir eht fo Drol"
Everybody says everthing backwards! Includeing names!
(It's amazeing that so meny things in lotr when spelled backward look like viking names)

Elanor · 12-07-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

I've got another idea! A lotr filled with product placements (aka. they'd use arrows from a particular company and the same with most every thing)

There were a few times it did sound like a commercial!

"Lembas bread: one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!"

"Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon-scales."

"Longbottom leaf. The finest pipe-weed in South Farthing."

"For you, Samwise Gamgee, Elven Rope."

"Soon Master Elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone."

"Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"

"Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that."

"Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil ... The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth."

Merry: He doesn't look too happy does he?
Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry: Still, the view must be quite nice from up there.
Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good

"But the only brew for the brave and tru-u-u-ue comes from the Green Dragon"

Curubethion · 12-10-2005, 04:27 PM

Or Aragorn's armor could be covered in Nascar-like logos. OR....the dreaded NIKE Swoosh

trolls' bane · 12-10-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by me9996

I've got another idea! A lotr filled with product placements (aka. they'd use arrows from a particular companey and the same with most every thing)

This thread can be just as funny as some of the bigger threads, but it's a lot harder to think up ideas.

...
I've got another idea!
"Sgnir eht fo Drol"
Everybody says everthing backwards! Includeing names!
(It's amazeing that so meny things in lotr when spelled backward look like viking names)

How about the entire story line is backwards, too! It begins with them docking in the "Snevah Yerg."

me9996 · 12-10-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

How about the entire story line is backwards, too! It begins with them docking in the "Snevah Yerg."

Yeah! And it ends with Oblib appering at his birday party!

trolls' bane · 12-11-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by me9996

Yeah! And it ends with Oblib appering at his birday party!

!haeY

08-13-2005, 12:11 AM	#21
Master'sBaneSwiftSnowmane Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 103	How Sauron Got his Ring Back Kind of like "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" and I'd describe it more if I'd acctually seen the movie...I just liked how the tittle sounded. __________________ "Not only did my encounters with voters confirm the fundamental decency of the American people, they also reminded me that at the core of the American experience are a set of ideals that continue to stir our collective conscience; a common set of values that bind us together despite our differences; a running thread of hope that makes our improbable experiment in democracy work..." Barack Obama, The Audacity of Hope

09-06-2005, 08:34 PM	#24
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	The Battle for Halo-Earth, coming to an Xbox near you! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-09-2005, 11:55 PM	#26
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Gandalf: "Only destroying this ring can destroy EDDIE." Frodo: Not EDDIE! I give up! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

12-06-2005, 09:14 AM	#30
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	__________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

12-07-2005, 12:14 AM	#33
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Why have I never seen this topic before? feels out of it Oh, it could have been a lot worse. It could be all made of computer generated Barbie dolls! Last summer I baby-sat this little girl who watched these barbie movies all the time. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-10-2005, 04:27 PM	#37
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Or Aragorn's armor could be covered in Nascar-like logos. OR....the dreaded NIKE Swoosh __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

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