This is, of course, insulting to anybody - Page 2

BeardofPants · 08-29-2002, 01:05 AM

Ooh... I called someone a knucklehead the other day!

My personal favourite is doo-doo head. It just sounds so... silly. And for the ultimate insult, why not try... nincompoop.

BeardofPants · 08-31-2002, 05:10 AM

Oh, and just as an aside, try looking up the actual meaning of Dork.

Arathorn · 08-31-2002, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Oh, and just as an aside, try looking up the actual meaning of Dork.

Yeah, it's a whale of a definition...

Caleb · 09-01-2002, 07:28 PM

I think Frodo friend is a Tomnoddy. Hahahahaha

TinuvielChild · 09-03-2002, 07:54 AM

My personal favorite insults are:

Foul dwimmerlaik
Ninnyhammer
Nincompoop
Neekerbreeker

They be so much fun to use! Most people haven't a clue what I just called them, although they do know that it's an insult! Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Lanelf · 09-20-2002, 09:42 PM

I once heard that 'Geek' was originally used as a word to describe someone who eats anything... Don't know how reliable that is, must go get my dictionary. Oh, my sister just agreed with me, I guess that's a sort of confirmation.
Good insults all! Must remember to use 'tomnoddy' sometime...

Lanelf.

Ñólendil · 09-21-2002, 05:48 AM

I once heard that snow is caused by a group of shady people who fly over the land in airplanes, dumping it from sacks out of the window.

Linarryl · 10-19-2002, 01:26 PM

Isn't it good to be called Poisen head?He's a spider ain't he soposed to be poisenes?

durin's bane · 10-20-2002, 11:02 AM

Well...these spiders of Tolkien's aren't ordinary spiders, you see...

My most favourite insult would have to be..."You're dumb", especially when you say it in a low, hoarse voice. I'm immune to most insults, since one of my school buddies calls me loser at least three times a day.

Lief Erikson · 10-21-2002, 07:18 PM

How unpleasant.

My own personal favorite names that I call people are:

Blockhead, bumphead, and bumpersticker. Occasionally, I get extra low and call people lump. Rather ridiculous, I'm sure, but it's better to be ridiculous then hurtful.

Treebeard's apprentice · 10-21-2002, 09:46 PM

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nimrod means great hunter i think or something like that.

Yes, Nimrod was a great hunter in the Bible, mentioned somewhere in the Old Testament. Don't know how it came to be an insult, though.

My dad would sometimes call me an 'ijit', puposefully distorting the word 'idiot' (but playfully, not to hurt my feelings). I always used to think that was hilarious for some reason, but I think I've grown out of it.

markedel · 10-21-2002, 10:57 PM

Nimrod has a bad reputation (according to legend he wasn't a good guy-he tossed abraham into a furnance for professing monotheism according to rabbinic legend)

durin's bane · 10-23-2002, 07:02 PM

I came up with this really stupid insult: fiddlesticks for brains. I have no idea how I came up with it though.

Aeryn · 10-23-2002, 10:13 PM

lummox, that one I like to call...anyone...I like the way it's spelled.

durin's bane · 10-23-2002, 10:31 PM

Oh oh...TOILET STATIONERY! Anyone ever call someone that? I'll have to get back at my friend with that tomorrow, she kept telling me to shut-up.

(...though I can't blame her!)

DraztiK · 11-02-2002, 07:12 AM

Quote:

(I think all male's think legolas is gay!)

No, it's just that Fairy Bloom is a flamin fag, that's all . . .

Coney · 11-02-2002, 08:42 AM

Numpty is a new insult I've been using lately, probably because I've been chatting to so many Scots folk (I'm presuming it's a scottish insult, certainly not used in the NE much).

Aeryn · 11-02-2002, 08:39 PM

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Genesis 10:9 - He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.

See? Nimrod? I am good at research *smug grin* Ahhhh.

DraztiK · 11-05-2002, 02:04 PM

my favourite insult is "ga uw moeder pijpe, gijse godverdommese klootzak"

*untranslatable*

Bard · 11-08-2002, 11:42 AM

Didn`t the Orks used some funny terms to insult other Orks? Or what did Beorn said of Orks and Wargs again?
Or what did Gandalf said to insult the mouth of Sauron?
Sorry I can`t reply what they say again, but it`s been quite a while since I`ve readen LotR in English.

Edit: I heart what you last said mate! That`s not a very nice thing to say to someone eh! And a big insult to ones mum!

08-29-2002, 01:05 AM	#21
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Ooh... I called someone a knucklehead the other day! My personal favourite is doo-doo head. It just sounds so... silly. And for the ultimate insult, why not try... nincompoop. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-31-2002, 05:10 AM	#22
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh, and just as an aside, try looking up the actual meaning of Dork. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-01-2002, 07:28 PM	#24
Caleb Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I'll never tell. Posts: 37	I think Frodo friend is a Tomnoddy. Hahahahaha __________________ -Caleb

09-03-2002, 07:54 AM	#25
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	My personal favorite insults are: Foul dwimmerlaik Ninnyhammer Nincompoop Neekerbreeker They be so much fun to use! Most people haven't a clue what I just called them, although they do know that it's an insult! Mwahahahahaha!!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-20-2002, 09:42 PM	#26
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	I once heard that 'Geek' was originally used as a word to describe someone who eats anything... Don't know how reliable that is, must go get my dictionary. Oh, my sister just agreed with me, I guess that's a sort of confirmation. Good insults all! Must remember to use 'tomnoddy' sometime... Lanelf. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

09-21-2002, 05:48 AM	#27
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	I once heard that snow is caused by a group of shady people who fly over the land in airplanes, dumping it from sacks out of the window. __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

10-19-2002, 01:26 PM	#28
Linarryl Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 160	Isn't it good to be called Poisen head?He's a spider ain't he soposed to be poisenes?

10-20-2002, 11:02 AM	#29
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Well...these spiders of Tolkien's aren't ordinary spiders, you see... My most favourite insult would have to be..."You're dumb", especially when you say it in a low, hoarse voice. I'm immune to most insults, since one of my school buddies calls me loser at least three times a day. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-21-2002, 07:18 PM	#30
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	How unpleasant. My own personal favorite names that I call people are: Blockhead, bumphead, and bumpersticker. Occasionally, I get extra low and call people lump. Rather ridiculous, I'm sure, but it's better to be ridiculous then hurtful.

10-21-2002, 10:57 PM	#32
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Nimrod has a bad reputation (according to legend he wasn't a good guy-he tossed abraham into a furnance for professing monotheism according to rabbinic legend) __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

10-23-2002, 07:02 PM	#33
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	I came up with this really stupid insult: fiddlesticks for brains. I have no idea how I came up with it though. __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-23-2002, 10:13 PM	#34
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	lummox, that one I like to call...anyone...I like the way it's spelled. __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-23-2002, 10:31 PM	#35
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	Oh oh...TOILET STATIONERY! Anyone ever call someone that? I'll have to get back at my friend with that tomorrow, she kept telling me to shut-up. (...though I can't blame her!) __________________ Yada, yada, yada

11-02-2002, 08:42 AM	#37
Coney The Buddy Rabbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Trapped in the headlights.. Posts: 3,372	Numpty is a new insult I've been using lately, probably because I've been chatting to so many Scots folk (I'm presuming it's a scottish insult, certainly not used in the NE much). __________________ Blessed are the cracked, they let the light in Beatallica

11-05-2002, 02:04 PM	#39
DraztiK Enting Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mol, Belgium Posts: 94	my favourite insult is "ga uw moeder pijpe, gijse godverdommese klootzak" untranslatable __________________ The name's DraztiK, but those whose name isn't totally blasted into Oblivion yet may call me DraZ... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Our Armies in England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales Our Brothers in Belgium, Holland and France will not fail. Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, back to the Glory of Germany! ~Manowar - Blood of the Kings~

11-08-2002, 11:42 AM	#40
Bard Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Goes, Netherlands Posts: 29	Didn`t the Orks used some funny terms to insult other Orks? Or what did Beorn said of Orks and Wargs again? Or what did Gandalf said to insult the mouth of Sauron? Sorry I can`t reply what they say again, but it`s been quite a while since I`ve readen LotR in English. Edit: I heart what you last said mate! That`s not a very nice thing to say to someone eh! And a big insult to ones mum! Last edited by Bard : 11-08-2002 at 11:44 AM.

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