ME singles ads - Page 2

markedel · 03-16-2002, 10:51 AM

Arrogant Numenorian lord seeks close female relative with ties to throne to grace my massive aramda. check out my website at armenelos.gov

Starr Polish · 03-16-2002, 11:07 AM

Young hobbit maid who is DEFINATELY NOT a barmaid seeks young hobbit lad, preferably a gardner. Seeking LTR, please no long quests after marriage. Willing to bear an unlucky number of children.

markedel · 03-16-2002, 01:13 PM

Lonely Maia seeks tree loving elf with short temper and deep grey eyes for LTR in forest realm

Call 1-888-DORI-ATH

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-16-2002, 02:04 PM

LOL.
Markedel, I love your signature! *I feel the pain of imminent doom: a calc test!*

TinuvielChild · 03-16-2002, 10:02 PM

how do you guys think of these? they're really awesome! i love them all!!!

olsonm · 03-16-2002, 10:07 PM

Thanks TinuvielChild! (even if you weren't talking about mine I still love a compliment!

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FrodoFriend · 03-17-2002, 12:45 AM

Ent seeks Entwife. No further conditions. Come to Middle Earth and we will find you.

barrelrider110 · 03-21-2002, 10:34 AM

SWF Tall blonde/likes horseback riding and dispatching foul dwimmerlaiks/seeks SM noble warrior-type with big sword/Royal lineage definitely a plus/Call 1-800-THE-MARK/Ask for Dernhelm

The White Rider · 03-21-2002, 12:05 PM

Giant Spider seeking a tasty dish. Must be willing for self-sacraficial purposes. Call UNGOILIANT.
P.S. Bring three Silmarils for dinner.

barrelrider110 · 03-21-2002, 12:10 PM

Ad misplaced by careless editor:
Lost: One ring. Gold, no discernable markings. If found, simply place on finger. We will find you.

Laurelyn · 03-22-2002, 06:00 PM

Or, (modern version) Lost: One golden Ring. Plain. If found, drop me a line at darklord@mordor.net.

Bill Ferny · 03-22-2002, 06:39 PM

Sexy southerner seeks SF with dark friends. Must not mind flying apples and persistent hobbits. Smoker OK. No kids Plse. GO to the Prancing Pony and ask for Bill.

Wayfarer · 03-22-2002, 06:41 PM

Was bill ferny a southerner?

Laurelyn · 03-22-2002, 06:51 PM

Balrog seeks companion in depths of Moria, for flying trips and wizard butt-kicking. If you show up at my doorstep and make a big racket annoying the Orcs I shall find you.

TinuvielChild · 03-22-2002, 11:09 PM

ok, is it just my computer going screwy, or have the alternating green and tan post backgrounds been changed to alternating pink and purple? please tell me it's just my computer...i don't even want to contemplate the other possibility.
Laurelyn, just what did you do to earn the new status of "Spammer"???

ok, this will make sense to anyone who has read the stuff on diaries.diagon.org:

Elven queen seeking dwarven companionship for illicit love affair. Do not apply unless your name begins in G and ends in I. Contact Galadriel in the Woods of Lothlorien.

TinuvielChild · 03-22-2002, 11:20 PM

whoops-sorry laurelyn. i just realized that someone's been wreaking havoc with the status thingymajigies:i am now listed as "Addicted". much as i hate to admit it, they're right. now the people who are saplings, hobbits, entings, and elven warriors (all the elf lords have custom status thingies) are the exception rather than the rule. now when i get my hands on whoever was responsible for this...

Tanoliel · 03-23-2002, 02:01 AM

I wasn't even close to being an elf lord and i'm still listed as addicted. And no, it isn't just your computer! I've got purple/pink too. Oh well...lo siento, pero no hay nada que puedo hacer.

SFH (small furry hobbit) seek adventurous companion for journeys, preferably good at conversation and storytelling. Smoking encouraged. Anyone with magical devices need not apply.
(I'm not sure WHO that is, really...)
-tano

Ñólendil · 03-23-2002, 02:16 AM

Darth Tater (and I, actually) are having fun with the boards, as bmilder is away.

I'm shocked, these are actually really funny ads (please take that as a complement). I applaud you.

FrodoFriend · 03-23-2002, 02:22 AM

Single White Horse seeks life-long companion. Likes cross-country running and a roll in the hay. Has good job with most powerful being in Middle Earth. If you can catch me, I'm yours! To contact, whistle loudly.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-23-2002, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ñólendil
Darth Tater (and I, actually) are having fun with the boards, as bmilder is away.

May he return soon! It's funny, but really, I don't like having to wear sunglasses at the computer!!

*The Pink! The pink is killing me! Aaaaaaarrrrrrghh!!*

03-16-2002, 10:51 AM	#21
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Arrogant Numenorian lord seeks close female relative with ties to throne to grace my massive aramda. check out my website at armenelos.gov __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-16-2002, 11:07 AM	#22
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	Young hobbit maid who is DEFINATELY NOT a barmaid seeks young hobbit lad, preferably a gardner. Seeking LTR, please no long quests after marriage. Willing to bear an unlucky number of children. __________________ “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” –Bertrand Russell

03-16-2002, 01:13 PM	#23
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	Lonely Maia seeks tree loving elf with short temper and deep grey eyes for LTR in forest realm Call 1-888-DORI-ATH __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-16-2002, 02:04 PM	#24
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	LOL. Markedel, I love your signature! I feel the pain of imminent doom: a calc test! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-16-2002, 10:02 PM	#25
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	how do you guys think of these? they're really awesome! i love them all!!! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-16-2002, 10:07 PM	#26
olsonm Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: minneapolis MN Posts: 920	Thanks TinuvielChild! (even if you weren't talking about mine I still love a compliment! ) __________________ Gandalf lives...oh and Frodo too. Haldir Lives!!!

03-17-2002, 12:45 AM	#27
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ent seeks Entwife. No further conditions. Come to Middle Earth and we will find you. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

03-21-2002, 10:34 AM	#28
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	SWF Tall blonde/likes horseback riding and dispatching foul dwimmerlaiks/seeks SM noble warrior-type with big sword/Royal lineage definitely a plus/Call 1-800-THE-MARK/Ask for Dernhelm __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling Last edited by barrelrider110 : 03-21-2002 at 10:49 AM.

03-21-2002, 12:05 PM	#29
The White Rider Hobbit Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere in the name of Arda Posts: 23	Giant Spider seeking a tasty dish. Must be willing for self-sacraficial purposes. Call UNGOILIANT. P.S. Bring three Silmarils for dinner. __________________ Guiding everyone I can see... Straight to doom except for me.

03-21-2002, 12:10 PM	#30
barrelrider110 Peer of the realm of Sanguine Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Hill, Marlton, NJ Posts: 798	Ad misplaced by careless editor: Lost: One ring. Gold, no discernable markings. If found, simply place on finger. We will find you. __________________ “"I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider," Fear Complacency! ___________________ Something under the bed is drooling

03-22-2002, 06:00 PM	#31
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Or, (modern version) Lost: One golden Ring. Plain. If found, drop me a line at darklord@mordor.net. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

03-22-2002, 06:39 PM	#32
Bill Ferny Sapling Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 12	Sexy southerner seeks SF with dark friends. Must not mind flying apples and persistent hobbits. Smoker OK. No kids Plse. GO to the Prancing Pony and ask for Bill.

03-22-2002, 06:41 PM	#33
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	Was bill ferny a southerner? __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-22-2002, 06:51 PM	#34
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Balrog seeks companion in depths of Moria, for flying trips and wizard butt-kicking. If you show up at my doorstep and make a big racket annoying the Orcs I shall find you. __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

03-22-2002, 11:09 PM	#35
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	ok, is it just my computer going screwy, or have the alternating green and tan post backgrounds been changed to alternating pink and purple? please tell me it's just my computer...i don't even want to contemplate the other possibility. Laurelyn, just what did you do to earn the new status of "Spammer"??? ok, this will make sense to anyone who has read the stuff on diaries.diagon.org: Elven queen seeking dwarven companionship for illicit love affair. Do not apply unless your name begins in G and ends in I. Contact Galadriel in the Woods of Lothlorien. __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-22-2002, 11:20 PM	#36
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	whoops-sorry laurelyn. i just realized that someone's been wreaking havoc with the status thingymajigies:i am now listed as "Addicted". much as i hate to admit it, they're right. now the people who are saplings, hobbits, entings, and elven warriors (all the elf lords have custom status thingies) are the exception rather than the rule. now when i get my hands on whoever was responsible for this... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

03-23-2002, 02:01 AM	#37
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	I wasn't even close to being an elf lord and i'm still listed as addicted. And no, it isn't just your computer! I've got purple/pink too. Oh well...lo siento, pero no hay nada que puedo hacer. SFH (small furry hobbit) seek adventurous companion for journeys, preferably good at conversation and storytelling. Smoking encouraged. Anyone with magical devices need not apply. (I'm not sure WHO that is, really...) -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-23-2002, 02:16 AM	#38
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Darth Tater (and I, actually) are having fun with the boards, as bmilder is away. I'm shocked, these are actually really funny ads (please take that as a complement). I applaud you. __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

03-23-2002, 02:22 AM	#39
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Single White Horse seeks life-long companion. Likes cross-country running and a roll in the hay. Has good job with most powerful being in Middle Earth. If you can catch me, I'm yours! To contact, whistle loudly. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears