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Earendel arose where the shadow flows At Ocean's silent brim; Through the mouth of night as a ray of light Where the shores are sheer and dim He launched his bark like a silver spark From the last and lonely sand; Then on sunlit breath of day's fiery death He sailed from Westerland |
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Turin: Life sucks. Turin: Life really sucks. Turin: Life REALLY, REALLY sucks. I would add: Glaurung: You're telling me. 
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01-14-2005, 05:13 PM
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"...then how shall I Revive the dying tones of minstrelsy, Which linger yet about lone gothic arches, In dark green ivy, and among wild larches?" Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum. |
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01-15-2005, 01:23 AM
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You know, Attalus, that could use some embellishing. Let me try my hand.
 The Nan I Hin Hurin, in 100 words or less. Morgoth: I'm bad. Fear me! Hurin: No. Morgoth: Grrr. Turin: Life sucks. Turin: Ooh! Elfy-caves! Saeros: Human! Gaaahhh! Saeros: *dies* Turin: *flees* Turin: Life Sucks. Beleg: I'm with you, buddy! Beleg: *Dies* Turin: Life sucks! Turin: Ooh. Elfy Caves! Hot Elf Chick! Glaurung: Grrr. Finduilas: *dies* Turin: Life sucks. Turin: Ooh! Naked Human Chick! Nienor: *jiggle* Wedding Bells: *Ding* *Dong* Turin: Now for that dragon! Turin: *stab* Glaurung: *dies* Glaurung: Did I mention she's your sister? Nienor: *dies* Brandir: *dies* Turin: Life sucks. Turin: *dies* Gurthang: *breaks* Mablung: *angsts* Hurin: *dies* Morwen: *dies* Morgoth: Ooh, yeah. I'm bad.
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01-15-2005, 01:27 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Nicely done, Attalus/Wayfarer. Very funny.
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"...then how shall I Revive the dying tones of minstrelsy, Which linger yet about lone gothic arches, In dark green ivy, and among wild larches?" Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum. |
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01-15-2005, 03:07 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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*wild applause and confetti throwing*
Thanks, guys!! That was great
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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01-15-2005, 06:29 PM
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I like it, Wayfarer.
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01-17-2005, 03:50 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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One suggestion for the first section :
Morgoth: I'm bad. Fear me! Hurin: No. *moons Morgoth* Morgoth: Grrr. Morgoth: Hithlum, did you say?
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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01-19-2005, 01:53 PM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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*bumpola*
SGH, have you read this yet?
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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01-20-2005, 08:05 AM
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That's rich. I loved it! And Wayfarer's bit was very good! You should do the Hobbit also.
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01-28-2005, 03:03 AM
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Half-Elven Princess of Rabbit Trails and Harp-Wielding Administrator (beware the Rubber Chicken of Doom!)
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SGH? *foot tapping* Read this yet?!?!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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That was great, WF!
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01-29-2005, 11:26 AM
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Yeah, that one about Numenor is great.
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03-27-2005, 06:43 PM
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i was just thinkin that could be applied to third age too
sauron: ring! isildur: *chop* sauron: ow! isildur: my ring elrond/galadriel/cirdan: crap! here ends the prologue bilbo: ring gollum: crap thorin: dragon bard: dragon *whoosh* smaug: ouch thorin: mountain king gandalf: orcs and wargs! bilbo: eagles elves/men/dwarves: hooray bilbo: auction? hobbits: crap here ends the hobbit bilbo: party! bye frodo: ring gandalf: mountain frodo: sure, c'mon friends sam: crap tom: hi there goldberry: rain frodo: dead mates tom: mmm, not anymore! wanna sword? frodo: sure! bree? hobbits: sure harry: who are you? hobbits: mind your own buriness harry: okay barliman: wanna room? hobbits: sure aragorn: *pipe* merry: walkies frodo: cow jump over moon barliman: grrr! broken plates frodo: sorry aragorn: come with me frodo: sure aragorn: nazgul! frodo: aaaaah aragorn: yep hobbits: grar! aragorn: shut up hobbits: ok bill: wanna pony? sam: sure *throws apple* bill: ouch frodo: hill? aragorn: yep nazgul: hill! *sword* frodo: ouch pippin: trolls aragorn: shut up moron pip: ok glorfindel: nazgul? aragorn: yep glorfindel: elrond's house aragorn: yep nazgul: bridge! frodo: go away river: whoosh! nazgul: ouch gandalf: morning elrond: ring! aragorn: king! frodo: yours? aragorn: no, u keep gandalf: mountain! frodo: sure gandalf: sure aragorn: sure legolas: sure gimli: sure sam: sure elrond: go away bilbo: shirt and sword? frodo: sure pip & merry: can we come? gandalf: sure wathcer: grar! fellowship: aah! gandalf: mines fellowship: sure frodo: ouch aragorn & gandalf: crap frodo: oh wait, i'm ok balrog: grar gandalf: crap, bye aragorn: i'm in charge galadriel: hi celeborn: boats aragrn: great gollum: paddle aragorn: rest frodo: what do i do? boromir: gimme! frodo: no *invisible* bormoir: horn frodo: boat sam: boat boromir: ouch merry & pippin: *captured* aragorn/legolas/gimli: chase 'em! eomer: orcs orcs: ouch aragorn: where's hobbits? eomer: dunno, horse? aragorn: sure merry & pippin: hi tree trebeard: hi hobbits, saruman? hobbits: evil, overthrow? treebeard: sure saruman: aah aragorn: hi gandy gandalf: hi mates, edoras? aragorn: sure theoden: apple sauce and medicine gandalf: wakey wakey theoden: hi there, helms deep? gandalf: sure, see ya gandalf: hi tree treebeard: wizard gandalf: oh yeh theoden: orcs orcs: ouch frodo: hi gollum gollum: ring frodo:no gollum: ok, marshes? frodo: sure gollum: dead city frodo: sure, aah spider sam: my ring now denethor: grumble grumble gandalf: shut up aragorn: hi dead dudes dead: hi, fight? aragorn: thanks mate orcs: frodo not ded sam: crap gondor: ouch dead: hahahaha here we come corsairs: crap rohirrim: here we come orcs: crap aragorn: black gate? everyone: sure faramir: hi purdy lady eowyn: hi handsome frodo: ring! sam: crap gollum: ring! *bite* frodo: ouch gollum *trip* crap pippin: eagles ring: glug glug sauron: crap aragorn: king! faramir: marry me eowyn: sure frodo: eldamar? gandalf: sure |
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Lol. That was great Chrys.
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Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230 |
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03-28-2005, 05:36 PM
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03-28-2005, 06:14 PM
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funny!
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. I should be doing the laundry, but this is MUCH more fun! Ñá ë?* óú éä ïöü Öñ É Þ ð ß ® ç Ã¥ â„¢ æ ♪ ?*"How lovely are Thy dwelling places, O Lord of hosts! ... For a day in Thy courts is better than a thousand outside." (from Psalm 84) * * * God rocks! Entmoot : Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I got hooked! Ego numquam pronunciare mendacium, sed ego sum homo indomitus! Run the earth and watch the sky ... Auta i lómë! Aurë entuluva! |
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