any character v. any character - Page 2

E, LoR · 05-22-2006, 05:47 PM

but then gollum bites the balrog and rosie falls and hits her head.

Gordis · 05-22-2006, 05:52 PM

But while flying, he suddenly discovers he has no wings...

End of Rosie and the Barlog.

me9996 · 05-22-2006, 06:45 PM

Fight transcripts, hmm...

Saruman Vs. Pippin:

"The Wizard is entering, he looks siked... stop critasiseing my spelling! Anyway here comes the silly hobbit, he's got a rock! WHY DOES HE THINK A ROCK WILL HELP?!? Okay, they're getting ready to fight. The hobbit is raseing his hand, the wizard is trying to talk him out of it... AH!!! THE HORROR!!! THE WIZARD HAS BEEN BRAINED BY A THROWN ROCK!!! THE HORROR!!! Yes it is that scarey, and what are you doing looking over my sholder?"

Har har har... That was fun... and why Saruman and Pippin? Ask my sister, I was out of ideas and that was enough of an idea to power the whole of the post up to now...

Now for someone else...

Smog Vs. The balrog:

"Okay this is Denathor here reporting on, *sniff* the gruge mach between Smog the dragon and the balrog of moria. *sniff* I'm behind an enchanted fireproof glass wall *sniff* the ring is fireproofed in a simalar manor. *sniff*
I gotta go..."

At this point Denathor leaves the room and trascript is resumed by Farameer.

"This is Farameer. I'm sorry about my father, he hasn't been the same sence Borameers death... Anyway, Smag is entering the ring, so is the balrog, Smog has shot a fireball at the balrog! The balrog is on fir! (Okay, 'fire') The balrog is breathing fire at Smog now! He isn't even phased! Now they're smacking each other! The balrog is pulling out a sword! But now the balrog has no head! Wow! What a match! The balr-"

This rest is burnt beond reconition...

Acalewia · 05-22-2006, 07:22 PM

Roflmao! This is great!

E, LoR · 05-22-2006, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gordis

But while flying, he suddenly discovers he has no wings...

End of Rosie and the Barlog.

thanks. so, like i said, arwen, would totally win

jammi567 · 05-23-2006, 07:40 AM

great matches

. another fight i wouldn't mind seeing would have to be aragon v. isilador. of course, isilador would win because he managed to cut off Saurons hand/finger, and before that, snuck into the high court of numenor to rescue a seedling ofthe white tree right under Saurons nose.

E, LoR · 05-23-2006, 07:59 AM

arwen vs. eowyn.

eowyn would definitely win.

The Gaffer · 05-23-2006, 09:02 AM

Well, at least we can agree on that.

The Battle of the Bulge: Barliman versus Bombur!

me9996 · 05-23-2006, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gaffer

Well, at least we can agree on that.

The Battle of the Bulge: Barliman versus Bombur!

Lol, now let's see... Barliman is bigger than Bombur and can "See through a brick wall in time" and he can move on his own. (Unlike Bombur, if this is at the time of LOTR if it isn't than Bombur can move to) However Bombur is a trained warrior, and is likely better armed...

So the answer is:

If in the Hobbit: Bombur.
If in LOTR: Barliman.

Least that's what I think

Telcontar_Dunedain · 05-23-2006, 11:37 AM

I'd say Bombur both times. IMO height has little to do with it. Barliman was bigger than Gimli, but I doubt that Barliman would beat him.

me9996 · 05-23-2006, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telcontar_Dunedain

I'd say Bombur both times. IMO height has little to do with it. Barliman was bigger than Gimli, but I doubt that Barliman would beat him.

Hight means you get the high grownd even if your in a wheat field...
But it isn't foolproof, so I only said he'd beat him in LOTR as in LOTR Bombur can't move! (It's mentioned in the councle of elrond, or somewere before that in rivendell, i can't quite remember...)
But in the hobbit Bombur can move and is trained to kill! (He survived the battle of five armys and he didn't even have a magic ring!)

But you can still disagree with me if you want...

Sam Vs. Gollum

Sam just kills Gollum with a Potato launcher

Or it goes the way it went in the book, or maybe the way it went in the movie...

jammi567 · 05-23-2006, 11:53 AM

great fights

, i really like them a lot, especially the one between rosie cotten and arwen

E, LoR · 05-23-2006, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Gaffer

Well, at least we can agree on that.

lol

okay. galadriel vs. elrond

jammi567 · 05-23-2006, 12:29 PM

E, LoR · 05-23-2006, 12:30 PM

because.

they're both big, and powerful, elf-ly, and they each have one of the elven rings (i think? I need to read the books again...)

jammi567 · 05-23-2006, 12:35 PM

yes, they do (e=air, g=water).

Telcontar_Dunedain · 05-23-2006, 12:41 PM

Galadriel would win that easily. She has seen Valinor and dwelt there, Elrond hasn't.

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 05-23-2006, 12:50 PM

I'm going to go with Galadriel too. She's wicked scary. I always got the impression that she had the most powerful of the three rings.

The Gaffer · 05-23-2006, 01:10 PM

IIRC, it says somewhere in LOTR that Elrond had "the mightiest of the Three". Nevertheless, I'd go with G, on account of her proper Noldor fighting spirit.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 05-23-2006, 01:29 PM

I think Gaffer is right and Vilya was mightiest of the three. It was after all given to Gil-galad who was High King of the Noldor.

05-22-2006, 05:47 PM	#21
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05-22-2006, 07:22 PM	#24
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05-23-2006, 07:59 AM	#27
E, LoR Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere else. Posts: 368	arwen vs. eowyn. eowyn would definitely win. __________________ NEWS FLASH 1. I have a signature 2. I am ready to join forces with Elanor's Angel to kill the rule. Special Let's pant the world in magic in 90 seconds! avatar courtesy of Twista THATS RIGHT FOLK! E, LoR's BACK!

05-23-2006, 11:37 AM	#30
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	I'd say Bombur both times. IMO height has little to do with it. Barliman was bigger than Gimli, but I doubt that Barliman would beat him. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

05-23-2006, 11:53 AM	#32
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	great fights , i really like them a lot, especially the one between rosie cotten and arwen __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

05-22-2006, 05:52 PM	#22
Gordis Lady of the Ulairi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 2,783	But while flying, he suddenly discovers he has no wings... End of Rosie and the Barlog.

05-23-2006, 07:40 AM	#26
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	great matches . another fight i wouldn't mind seeing would have to be aragon v. isilador. of course, isilador would win because he managed to cut off Saurons hand/finger, and before that, snuck into the high court of numenor to rescue a seedling ofthe white tree right under Saurons nose.

05-23-2006, 09:02 AM	#28
The Gaffer Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In me taters Posts: 3,288	Well, at least we can agree on that. The Battle of the Bulge: Barliman versus Bombur!

05-23-2006, 12:29 PM	#34
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	why? __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

05-23-2006, 12:30 PM	#35
E, LoR Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere else. Posts: 368	because. they're both big, and powerful, elf-ly, and they each have one of the elven rings (i think? I need to read the books again...) __________________ NEWS FLASH 1. I have a signature 2. I am ready to join forces with Elanor's Angel to kill the rule. Special Let's pant the world in magic in 90 seconds! avatar courtesy of Twista THATS RIGHT FOLK! E, LoR's BACK!

05-23-2006, 12:35 PM	#36
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	yes, they do (e=air, g=water). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

05-23-2006, 12:41 PM	#37
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	Galadriel would win that easily. She has seen Valinor and dwelt there, Elrond hasn't. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

05-23-2006, 12:50 PM	#38
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	I'm going to go with Galadriel too. She's wicked scary. I always got the impression that she had the most powerful of the three rings. __________________ Do you hear that?

05-23-2006, 01:10 PM	#39
The Gaffer Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In me taters Posts: 3,288	IIRC, it says somewhere in LOTR that Elrond had "the mightiest of the Three". Nevertheless, I'd go with G, on account of her proper Noldor fighting spirit.

05-23-2006, 01:29 PM	#40
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	I think Gaffer is right and Vilya was mightiest of the three. It was after all given to Gil-galad who was High King of the Noldor. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

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