06-05-2002, 04:14 PM | #21 |
Elven Warrior
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When watching the world cup football with your mates,you shout
"Use the force,Becham." or "Argentina have joined the dark side" or "All over they think it is" or "Blind the ref' must be"
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06-05-2002, 05:11 PM | #22 |
Elven Warrior
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--You own some toys; the most prized of which is the Original Leah Action figure.
--You had to go through a major ordeal to obtain siad Action Figure. --You still don't clearly remember what happened to obtain this figure, but all you know is that is was well worth the effort.
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06-09-2002, 06:26 AM | #23 |
Elf Lord
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You manage to persuade your friends that they really want to see AOTC, when they think Scifi sucks and Star Wars is stupid.
You manage to do the above when going to the cinema for someones birthday (Ok, he was actually a scifi fan) You manage to get the aforementioned friends talking like Yoda.
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07-22-2002, 12:27 PM | #24 |
im quite stupid
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whenever u have a torch or a stick and make the lightsaber humming noise and swordfight (imiginary) people even though ur 18
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Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot |
07-23-2002, 03:00 AM | #25 |
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You know you're a star wars fan when...you walk into a barber's and ask for a Jedi apprenice haircut
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07-23-2002, 09:14 AM | #26 |
Enting
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you know you like star wars too much when you dress up like a jedi to go to the LoTR premiere.
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
07-25-2002, 02:41 AM | #27 |
Elven Warrior
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When your best friend refers to you as the Jedi Master and to herself as my young pawadan (hehehehe)
When your mom wakes you up a 5:30 in the morning because a local rock station is holding a contest that they think no girl could ever know as much about Star Wars as a boy and she thinks you could win You win the aformentioned contest because you knew what Hurdue was.
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07-28-2002, 01:15 AM | #28 |
Hobbit
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When you replace the photo of your boyfriend/girlfriend/mother/pet with a photo of Jar Jar Binks or a Storm Trooper
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07-28-2002, 01:48 AM | #29 | |
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07-31-2002, 02:47 AM | #30 |
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This post is from my 7 y.o. bro "Gollum" :
When you watch all the SW movies in order from The Phantom Menace, to the one with the Ewoks in it.
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08-02-2002, 12:09 PM | #31 |
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~You and your friend and dress up as Jedi for your prom and spend a month building a lightsaber handle from Ace Hardware parts, and your girlfriend dresses like Padme.(I know the culprits, yes it really happened once)
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08-02-2002, 12:39 PM | #32 |
Elven Warrior
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LOL
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08-04-2002, 10:56 PM | #33 |
Elf Lord
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ROTFL!
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08-05-2002, 02:14 PM | #34 |
Elven Warrior
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I wish I had thought of that!
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11-09-2002, 07:07 PM | #35 |
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when ANY note included in the song starts you humming the theme
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11-12-2002, 08:36 AM | #36 | |
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When you start having imaginary lightsaber fights with your friends doing the sound effects whilst in front of 30 people(it was more like 20 )
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
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11-13-2002, 10:48 PM | #37 |
Elf Lord
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When u pretend to spear ur dog w/ ur plastic lightsaber
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris |
11-14-2002, 12:21 AM | #38 |
Empress of the Writewraiths
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You constantly dream about the Stars Wars Universe -- day and night.
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11-14-2002, 01:23 AM | #39 |
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When you keep calling Dobbie the house elf Jar Jar.
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