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Old 02-27-2008, 05:18 AM   #1
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"I agree with pretty boy over there" the wicked witch points a finger at Sephiroth. By this point she had stopped melting."Lets suck this world for all its worth!"
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:28 PM   #2
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(OOC:well as long as we're adding people)

Jak:All-right Dax where are we?

Daxter: Ummmm... I realy have no Idea.

Jak: But YOU were the one who pressed the buttons!

Daxter: Ummm...Oops?

Jak: Great! Just Great! You IDIOT!!!!! How could you do this!?

Daxter: Well.... It's easy if you don't know what you are doing!
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Old 02-25-2008, 11:23 PM   #3
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Gimli

As the two wandered about, elsewhere...

Ganondorf: What kind of spell?! Hmmm this place looks much like Hyrule. Mabye I can...make myself known!

Just then, a voice came out of nowhere: So Ganondorf! We meet at last! So,you have been selected as my equel hmmm....."

Then a rumbleing came from underground and a darkfigure emerged "Well I guess that makes us parteners please allow me to introduce myself my name is Darth Sidious!!!
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:56 AM   #4
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((OOC: Welcome, Tuinor. Nice to have an anime nerd in the mix.
One question, Sas, who are Jak and Daxter and where are they from?
Btw, Sas, Ganondorf rules, and I'm glad you are using Darth Sidious.

Sorry guys, it's too late for me to write tonight. See you tomorrow.))
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Old 02-26-2008, 11:16 AM   #5
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(ooc: jak and daxter are from the video game world. the game is kind of like lotr so I just thought everyone was adding bad guys so the good guys need reinforcements too!)

Ganondorf: So you're Darth Sidious hmmm? I've heard about you before I think! Yes, you are the one who got his rear kicked by that Skywalker kid?! HA! I'm in no way your equel!

Darth Sidious: Says the man who was desroyed at least five times by a teenager!
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Old 02-26-2008, 12:09 PM   #6
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"You know Oz was just not the same since that little girl and her dog!" The wicked witch leaned in crosser to the group of evil! "I was pretty once you know! Bloody munchkins saw to that!" The witchs looks around as she she bended down to the sea ship. Nervously she looks around her self, "Ermm...do no one get my meno about the water issue?" Looking around at the others.
"No?...Im melting! Its not pretty!"
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Old 02-26-2008, 01:23 PM   #7
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Ganondorf: So sorry we're late,but bone-bag here would'nt move faster than one mile per hour!

Darth Sidious: Look it was no picnic riding with you ether Ganondorf! You just had to stop and look at everything didn't you!?

Ganondorf gets redy to zap Sidious with lighting when Davey Jones walks up,

Davey Jones: Would you two stop bickering?! Honestly! We have a situation here! Ganondorf mabye you can help. The Wcked Witch is melting. Can you stop it?

Ganondorf: I can try, but I'm not going to garuntee anything!

And with that Ganondorf cracks his nukcles and sends a bolt of magic flying at The Wicked Witch
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Old 02-26-2008, 02:23 PM   #8
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Thw wicked witch screams at the new comers as they send a lightening bolt her way. When it hit she is obcured by smoke and a smell of wet roasted dog fills the air. As the smoke clears the others can see the wicked witch, still standing by looking half way between a drowned rat and a fryed crisp!
"Water and lightening! ARE YOU MAD!" The wicked witch moves off to fry her self.
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:14 PM   #9
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*a sudden thud announces another arrival on the Flying Dutchman. Heads turn to see a figure clothed in a long, black leather trenchcoat with equally long platinum hair still waving from the sudden impact of his landing. Slowly, the figure rises to reveal wild green eyes like a serpent's and a wicked grin on his face.

Sephiroth: *towards the Wicked Witch* Perhaps one with such a fundemental weakness shouldn't be made part of a fighting force.
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:05 PM   #10
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Jack turned to Gibbs and said, "Mr. Gibbs, I have a strange and unusual feeling."
"And what might that be captain?" asked Gibbs.
"Erm, a very strong pressure on the interior wall of my bladder. 'Scuse me, Mr. Elf-man? Where might I find your nearest privy?"
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:37 PM   #11
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Ganondorf stared, astounded that the spell did'nt work,

Ganondorf: WHAT!?! That did'nt work?! But... why? I focused and everythig!
As ganondorf was going on, and on Darth Sidious chuckled,

Darth Sidious: Well,well,well! It looks like you're not as good as you once were hmm?

Gnondorf: Look, old man! Do you want to be next?! Cause I'll gladly do it!

Davey Jones: Look, just try agian Ganondorf! Only, I'd suggest that you don't use lighting!
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Old 02-26-2008, 03:41 PM   #12
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Elsewhere.....

Daxter: Ugh. My feet are killing me!

Jak: Well,we wouldn't if you had just left well enough alone! Honestly..... WHAT IS THAT??!!

What the two did not realize, is that they came across the Black Pearl just then.
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Old 02-26-2008, 04:20 PM   #13
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"Its not a weakness its a design floor, pretty boy" The wicked witch sneered at Sephiroth. "At least i don't get defeeted over and over again by spiky haired boys called Cloud!" She turns to the others, "The next person to fire magic at me gets torn apart piece by piece by my Monkeys!"
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At hearing this Ganondorf sundenly stops: "And why are you rejecting our help?! Is it just that you want to die?"

While Ganondorf whynes Darth Sidious draws his light-saber:" Let's just go kill someone already!!!!!"
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*Sephiroth only continues to grin at the Wicked Witches words.

Sephiroth: That is true. I have been beaten before.

*With the ignition of Sidious' lightsaber, Sephiroth's interest is perked.

Sephiroth: That's an intrigueing blade you have. It would be interesting to see it used in combat. *with a shrug* I guess I'm in.
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Ganondorf stops whyning: So, what's the plan? I realy think we should be doing whatever it is we are supposed to be doing, lest Darth Sidious starts to turn to dust!

Darth Sidious glares at the wizard: Look who's talking ganondork!

Davey jones :STOP!!!!!!! Both of you! If you don't stop arguing not only will you let the enemy hit you while you are behaving like petty children, but if you continue I will kill you myself!
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*A bored look crosses Sephiroth's face as he soon realizes that little action is to be had at this point.

Sephiroth: Perhaps we should look into tapping this world's energy to use for our own means, hmm? *confused glances are shot at him, to which he replies* It's not as if you are doing anything else productive at the moment. Such a plan might avail us in the end.
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Darth Sidious: As much as I 1) REALY don't know who this guy is and 2) don't know where he comes from: I kinda have to agree with him.

Ganondorf: Oh, you would you sleezy little suck-up!

Davey Jones: Ganondorf! My offer still stands!

Darth Sidious: I just want it noticed that I didn't say anything!

Davey Jones: And that claim just went right down tha toilet. And I agree with Sephiroth.
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Sephiroth: My name is Sephiroth, as the cephalopod stated, and now that it's three against one, I'd have to say that following the course of tapping this world's energy is the one we shall take. But, to do that, I need to be somewhere near this world's core. Does anyone know where I might find such a place?
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Darth Sidious: Ah! You must mean Mt. Doom. That would be in Mordor. Good luck getting through the rubble of Bara-Dur!

Ganondorf scoffed: Well, so much for that! Whats next?

Davey Jones: Don't disreguard it just yet. You can levitate this mighty vessel over the land!

Ganondorf: Could...but don't wanna!

Darth Sidious:need I remind you that it's three to one. And that's a Sith, a Cephalapod, and an un-dead Pirate against a wizard!

Ganondorf gluped

Davey Jones: So start floating magic-boy!
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