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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
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*Zandalf, still on the roof, thinks he sees some sacks floating down the river, but after what he just went through, he isn't so sure anymore*
Zandalf: *getting up off the ground* Wait, aren't they supposed to ride down the river in barre...... *sees that the deeaf penguin is still there, but the elf has disappeared* Zandalf: Don't tell me you're actually real! *pokes penguin to see if it's real, penguin stares menacingly at Zandalf* Zandalf: Okay, you're real, the roof is real....MY ELF EARS! *finds elf ears in pocket, puts them on and receives the normal, but secret, magical powers* Elf ears still in place. But now there are several sacks floating down the river to Lake Town.......*after several moments* MY NEXT ENTRANCE!!! *looks at penguin who is obviously ready to stop Zandalf* Zandalf: Alright, would you just leave me alone if I gave you a shiny object? *pulls out shiny crystal* Penguin: Mier! Zandalf: Great! Take it! *throws crystal to Penguin, which it cathces* Zandalf: Oh, and here's a note about what to do to clean it and keep it shiny *hands Penguin note* Zandalf: NOW LEAVE! *as Penguin is flying off, it decided to read the instructions on how to make it even shinier. But the penguin had been deceived.....* Zandalf: *watching Penguin* Flying...flying...flying......dropping... dropping...down. *Zandalf runs off towards Lake Town laughing maniacally*
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12-01-2002, 10:13 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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*About halfway down the river Maggie gets fed up with riding inside the sack, (and getting half drowned in the process,) and cuts her way out of it so she can swim on her own. (It's a very mild river)*
Maggie(swimming over to Hannah and inadvertantly dunking Acacia): Hello! Happy to be outside again?! (grins maniacally) Hannah: C-c-c-cold! Maggie: What? Oh come on, it isn't that cold... it's not even proper glacial melt out here on the plains...
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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12-02-2002, 12:25 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*hears her and follows suit.*
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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12-02-2002, 01:49 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
Posts: 400
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Acacia: *coughing and spluttering, manages to cut a hole in the sack to poke her head out, glaring at Msggie* Watch out!!!
Hannah: Wha? *turns towards Acacias head, pushing her under again* Acacia: *luckily manages to get out of the sack, dunking Hannah under the water while finally managing to breathe* Thats better... now i can open my mouth without getting water in it... Hannah: But what am i going to use to keep me afloat? I CANT SWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flails around in the water* Acacia: *procures floatie armbands out of nowhere* There, that better??? Hannah: How did you do THAT?! Acacia: Thats for me to know and you to... not... Hannah: Oh *Hannah puts on her armbands and she, Acacia, Violet & maggie swim together among the sacks, hannah shiverring*
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12-02-2002, 09:43 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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Hannah: *Only manages to doggie paddle* So... uh... where are we going? The SSA mentioned something about a certain Lake Town...
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! Last edited by Claenoic : 12-02-2002 at 09:44 PM. |
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12-02-2002, 10:38 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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ooc:thanks Claenoic
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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12-02-2002, 10:52 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: *Twitch* No problem...
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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12-03-2002, 01:46 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Posts: 292
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OOC: NNNNOOOOO!!!!! Wise Wizard, you are so evil to my penguins! This means...
WAR!!!!
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12-03-2002, 10:08 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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*Finally the sacks run aground on a riverbank and Claenoic and the others can release those who are still half-drowned in the sacks*
Sarah: *rolls out of sack as Maggie cuts the chord* think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths... Acacia: Is she still at it? *shakes Sarah* Snap out of it! Sarah: No time. Think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think... Maggie: Think of the chocolate instead. Sarah: Think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think unclaustrophopic thougths think chocolate thougths think chocolate thoughts. Mmmmm.... chocolate.... *blinks* Wait, what was I saying again? Oh yes... I'm hungry! Tano: So am I. Where do we go now?
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12-03-2002, 02:48 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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*Tano was just about to open another sack when...*
Maggie: Don't open that sack! Tano: Why not? Maggie: It's the Katt sack. We can't open it or the essence of Katt will escape. Tano: Well, what if we want her to change back? Maggie: We wait. Tano: OK. *They waited.* *And waited.* *And waited.* *And waited.* *And wait--* Tano: Aw screw this! I'm goin' to open some other sacks. *At that moment the sack turned into Katt again* Maggie: That worked. Tano: O_o?!? *Stomps off to river bank.* OOC:  I'm back!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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12-03-2002, 11:10 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Violet:So what do we do now?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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12-03-2002, 11:25 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: *Gives Katt a huge huggle* Yey!!!
Acacia: *Frees Allie* Ok, I believe that's all of our little roving band? If not, wiggle. Three or four bags: *Wiggles* Sarah: *Sigh* *Takes an offered Skittle of Hannah dwindling supply.* Aiii....
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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12-04-2002, 12:01 AM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie-*bursting out* NO! Save me! It'll get me! I know it will!!!
Sarah-What in the name of clausterphobic chocolate... Allie- The sack! It talks! I know! It talked to me! IT DID IT DID! Hannah- Did I put you in the Katt sack? Allie- No! Not the Katt sack! Katt's sack into which only a bit of the Katt-essence had traveled! It was awful! That sack wasn't Katt...it had a mind of its own, with Katt's power to talk...and... Christiana- Someone hit that one over the head with a penguin! Sarah- Those poor penguins! Hannah- Here...have a Skittle...everything is going to be okay! You are free from the sack...I'm really sorry it ever happened. Allie- I...I thought I'd never see water again...*cries* Maggie- OOkay...On to...wherever we're going! Tano-Where are we going?
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Oh the thinks you can think! Think and wonder and dream...far and wide as you dare! When your thinks have run dry, in the blink of an eye, there's another world there... (from Seussical the Musical. Listen to it...watch it...really.) |
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12-04-2002, 10:28 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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Acacia: To the Lonely Mountain Chocolate Factory. I think it's just north of Lake Town...
Hannah: *Chews a Skittle thoughtfully* I heard of it, but I dunno where it is. Anyone venture a guess?
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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12-05-2002, 01:41 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
Posts: 14,363
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Sarah: I think it's over there. *points in direction* About two kilometers.
Maggie: Since when do you have an inbuilt navigator? Sarah: I dunno. I just read the sign. Liz: Sign? What sign? Sarah: The sign over there that says "Lake Town. Two Kilometers." Narrator: The TLA turn around and behind them, next to a path stands the aforementioned sign all shiney and real. Hannah: *blinks* That wasn't there before.... Acacia: *looks up* It was you wasn't it? Narrator: Hey, I don't know why I always get the blame! I mean I'm only narrating a silly story made up by a bunch of illogical stubborn, annoying, teenage ... Allie: All right! We get the point! Now shut up! Narrator: Hmpf....
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12-07-2002, 05:34 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Maggie: Right so now that we know the direction... how far is it?
Sarah: It says right there, two kilometers. Maggie: Yes I see that, but how far is a kilometer exactly? Liz: I think she wants you to tell her how far it is in miles. Tano: She's not to strong on the metric system. Maggie: (glares at them) Yes that is what I meant, How far is it in miles, and why is the road suddenly yellow? If this is leading into a song... Allie: It must be the influence of the Smaugettes, you remember how many musicals they perform each year. Acacia: It seems our work is to be more difficult than we thought. Sarah: Looks like it, does this mean we have to save the land from becoming a bunch of musical selections? (The situation indeed seemed dire, the company resolved to move on along the road to Lake town, to seek shelter and food and information. And so they continued their journey.) Maggie: I wis Zandalf were here, sort of, if only because he had all the head ache medication. Narrator: Better catch up with the others. Maggie: Shut it you, (she starts running after the rest of the company,) and I still want to know how far it is in miles!
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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12-08-2002, 01:25 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Violet:2/1.6=1.25 Maggie.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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12-08-2002, 12:48 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Tano: 3.2 miles? You know, I prefer to think of it in kilometers....two kilometers. It sounds less. *she begins to skip down the road, humming a song under her breath: "they tell you in the army, the pay is mighty fine....they give you fifty dollars and they take back sixty nine...."*
Maggie: *blinks* You know, I really shouldn't be suprised at anything anymore.... occ: I'm back too! Sorry, is been a loooooong time but I have been veeeeery busy with school and theatre. Missed you all. Am back. Everything is good.
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12-08-2002, 05:26 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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((OOC: Nononono... 1 mile is 1.6 kilometres, not the other way around!!! Miles are longer so there are less of them!!! It'd be like 1.25 or something miles
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12-08-2002, 06:11 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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oops!me bad!i edited it.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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