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OOC: Ack! So sorry! Here is your long-awaited gift scene! I'll try to give everyone a gift, if I miss someone tell me and I'll put you in.
Caladriett: People, you are getting expensive, no one is coming because of the evil phone, I need to boot you out, so I'll give you each a gift and send you a on your way. First, Leguriel...(OOC: Eruviel, do you mind the name?) Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Eruviel: *Caladriett presents her with a bow and arrows* Excellent! Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Eärniel, *prestens Eärniel with a small whirring gizmo* Eärniel: What in Middle-Earth is this? Caladriett: What was I supposed to give you, you haven't chosen your charactar. Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: *hands Renille a sheath decorated with golden arches* Renille: Er, thanks. Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Calladriett: *gives Claenoic a box* Claenoic: Cool, what's in it? Calladriett: Coupons for free shakes. Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Laurelyn... *gives Laurelyn a small, humming, spinning wheel* You haven't chosen your charactar either... Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Finrod, brother...*hands him a leaf pin* Claenoic: Hey, we're all supposed to get those! Caladriett: You got your present, shush! Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Oh Queen of the Nazgûl- *gives her a helmet* Nazgûl Queen: Ooh, I am Eomer! Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: TinuvielChild, here. *gives here a sword* TC: Cool! *draws it* Um, why is it shaped like an M? Caladriett: All I had on hand. Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Willow Oran, take this. *gives her a grey cloak* Nazgûl Queen: We're all supposed to get those, too. Caladriett: Shush! Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Tanoliel, *gives her an apple* Tano: *eats it* Yum! Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: Glodo, phonebearer. *hands her a glowing rendition of the golden arches* Elf Girl: *thinking* New staff, new staff... Caladriett: GandGirl- Elf Girl: *thinking* NEW STAFF!!! Caladriett: You can have this, since your supposed to be dead. *hands her a definetly UNWINGED plastic balrog* Elf Girl: My beautiful staff...*sob* OOC: Did I miss anyone? A little long, sorry.
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OOC: Very nice, Elf girl!
 A whirring gizmo, yeay!The TLA compare their new gifts. Elf Girl looks a little dissapointed at the plastic balrog. Claenoic: *helpfully* It squeaks if you squeeze it.... Elf Girl: *sighs and squeezes the toy. It goes squeak* Well there goes my reputation..... Meet Gandgirl the Neon Green, wielder of the wingless plastic balrog toy that goes 'squeak'. Eruviel: You should have listened. We SAID : 'Gandgirl, you better die. The you can come back and receive some spanking new clothes. But Nooooo you had to stay alive and....' *Elf girl hits Eruviel over the head with the plastic balrog. It goes squeak.* Elf girl: Sigh, even this isn't as fun as it was before..... Eärniel: Well, at least you've gotten something that suits you. I've got a small...whirring...thingie...whatever it does. Laurelyn: It might come in handy once, don't worry. Eärniel: What? I doubt it'll be a light when all other lights go out. Nazgul Queen: Well Caladriett's gift have to be usefull. She can see the future! Surely she must have giving you something that we can use later on. Eärniel: *looks doubtfull at the gizmo. It goes 'whirrrrr'* Couldn't she have giving me chocolate?....
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05-18-2002, 07:17 PM
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OOC: and Laurelyn, by "spinning wheel" I don't mean something used to spin straw into gold, I mean a wheel that spins. I will try to rephrase it so it doesn't look like we are all eighteenth-century ladies...
 Later... I have changed it. We are no longer eighteenth-century ladies.
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Morauko: *puts on her helmet and gets up on her horse* YAY! I'm Moraumer!!! *crashes into a tree and falls off her horse* Um... it might help if I could SEE!!!
Claenoic: Erm... maybe if you turned the helmet around so the eyeholes are in the front... *rolls eyes* Morauko: Oooh.... right... how silly of me... *Gets back on her horse with the helmet the right way around and gallops forward* Forth Cellowlingas!!! *turns around to see that noone is following* Fine, then. Destroy my dreams. I dont care *sob*
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05-18-2002, 10:15 PM
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OOC: Yay! I'm THE voice of reason! (Not for long...)
Claenoic: *Instinctively pulls out box and starts counting coupons again* Gandgirl: Will SOMEONE get Claenoilbo's nose out of that box? Renille: *Tries to take box away* Claenoic: *sibilant* No, thief! We hates it! We hates Renilles for ever! All except Claenoilbo: *stares, and slowly back away* Claenoic: What can I say? I have a split personality. Tano: Ah. OOC: Just something plain and random... hehehe
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05-19-2002, 08:21 AM
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Right, thank you for waiting for my gift scene everyone, I couldn't say this before because I was afraid someone was posting the scene as I typed. Eärniel, thank you for keeping everyone from posting it, thank you, thank you...*bows*
Anyway, Caladriett: Go! Out! Leave! You got your presents, this is BUSINESS! Everyone who didn't get a gift: What about us? Caladriett: Oh. You. You can stay here. You aren't much trouble. But the rest of you, GO! Claenoic: Um...we can't. *points to giant river flowing out* You're supposed to give us boats. Caladriett: Ah yes. I almost forgot. My best and biggest golden arches were destroyed to make these boats, I want them RETURNED! *pulls four bright yellow boats out of a building near the parking lot* Now OUT!!! OOC: There. I abandoned them. If you want to not be abandoned, I'll edit it so you have a gift, but I may take you out if you're not posting... *evil grin*
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05-19-2002, 11:33 AM
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OOC: Stop bowing Elf girl, you're making me blush
Not that I could have prevented it if any one actually did post a giftgiving scene. But every one was kind enough to wait. The Cellowship inspect their boats. After making sure they won't sink, they start loading their luggage (the not eating or walking kind) and their gift in the boats. Gandgirl signs the receits and accepts (if somewhat reluctantly) responsibility. Glodo looks lightly green. Glodo:*groans* Not boats again! I'll walk if I have to! But no boats! Willow: Oh don't be such a baby, you're the phonebearer! Glodo: A phonebearer has rights too you know! Eärniel:*slightly menacing*You know you have the right to swim the whole way too? Glodo: *swallows* I'll be good....
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05-19-2002, 02:13 PM
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TC: *eyes her M-shaped sword distastefully, then shrugs. Maybe she can spear 2 orcs at once.* Do you want i should stuff some socks in Glodo's mouth so she doesn't make too much trouble?
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05-19-2002, 02:19 PM
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OOC:Yay! That was a wonderful gift scene Elf Girl!
Once the cellowship is loaded into the boats they start down the river, and as is inevitable in boats carrying us someone begins to sing. Willow:Row, Row Row your boat gently down the stream throw poor Glodo overboard and listen to her scream! Glodo:Someone make her stop! Tano:Willow stop it, sing a different song. Willow:This is the song that never... Renille:But not that one. Eruviel:If you're going to sing, then sing about something nice, like stars. Willow:Twinkle Twinkle little star.... ElF Girl: Oh Eru... This is going to be a long boat ride. Will the bad singing ever stop? will glodo get seasick again? Someone write the next post so we can find out.
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05-19-2002, 04:47 PM
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As the boats continue on down the river. . .
Eruviel: Willow, stop singing!!! Willow: But I-- Tano: *singing* twinkle, twinkle, little bat, how I wonder where you're at. . . Eruviel: Arr.
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05-19-2002, 04:50 PM
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TC: i know! *sings* May it be an evening star shines down upon you...
All except Glodo: *sigh in relief* Glodo: *covers ears and mouth simultaneously*
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05-19-2002, 06:27 PM
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Renille-Yes, TC, that's MUCH better.
Glodo-Nmph 'thistn. Renille-What? Elf Girl- It might help to take the sock out of your mouth. Glodo-Oh, right. I said, no it isn't. *Claenoic, Eruviel, Earniel stuff the sock back in her mouth.* Earniel- Tie her back up. Glodo-NMMPH! EBHIL ELFTHS ROPHTERS EW HTHS THM FREVR! Willow- What? TC- *sings LOUDLY to muffle screams.* MORNIE UTULIE... Claenoic- Can we put a sock in HER mouth, too please? Cellowship- NO!
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05-19-2002, 10:51 PM
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OOC: MOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE AAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!! !!! Hehehe
.Claenoic: By Eru! *Goes to put in a sock anyway* Glodo: *Silently praying that Clae'll make it* Tano: NOOOO DON'T STOP THE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!!!! Glodo: ERR FULL SERK TERK DE FOCK OU!!! All: ??? Earniel: I think she said something akin to "Take the sock out!" Glodo: *Nods rapidly, thus making her greener* Gandgirl: *Takes it out* Glodo: *Goes to the side and... erm... "whoops it up"* Willow: *turns green* Urgh... TC: There, there... *Pats Glodo's back, as a result making the... erm... output faster* All: Ugh... OOC: Did Renille keep singing?
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Eärniel*looks at Glodo and Willow and shakes her head* And thus the pollution of the fair rivers of Middle-earth begins... Really I don't know what people could possibly have against rocking boats....
Glodo:*moans* Don't say that! Eärniel: What? ro...*Tano puts her hand on Eärniel's mouth* Tano: Don't make it worse than it already is! Eärniel: What? Oh so now it's MY fault she can't stand rocking boats! TLA: Ssssssht! *Glodo turns a deeper shade of green* Eärniel:*attempts to be nice*Look I'm sorry, didn't mean to be so nasty. How about we make a stop to eat something? *Glodo passes out* Eärniel: I was just trying to be nice! I can't help she fainted! TC: Well maybe it's better that way, she'll suffer less from the journey. *The Cellowship rows on in a momentary silence. After ten minutes* Eärniel: Gandgirl? Elf Girl: Yes? Eärniel: I MEANT what I said about that stop to eat something.
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Later...
Eärniel: Well, what about the stop? Elf Girl: *sigh* Fine, haul the boats ashore. Glodo: *regains conciousness* Ack, stop singing! *tries to sing "Happy Birthday" to drown out the singing she thinks is going on* Elf Girl: Shush, Glodo! AN ELVEN-MAID THERE WAS OF OLD, A SHINING STAR BY DAY, HER MANTLE WHITE WAS HEMMED WITH GOLD, HER SHOES... Counselor: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.... Tano: I thought we were done with singing. Oh well, EÄRENDIL WAS A MARINER... Soon the entire Cellowship is singing at the top of their lungs. Cellowship: THE ROAD GOES EVER ON AND ON, DOWN FROM THE DOOR WHERE IT BEGAN, NOW FAR AHEAD THE ROAD... Counselor: I surrendor! Cellowship: *sudden dead silence* Counselor: I surrendor! Do whatever you want! Just stop singing! Elf Girl: All right. *rubs suddenly sore throat* OOC: Put this in because I missed all the singing.  And Eärniel, would you mind typing a ä, only capital? My keyboard doesn't have any magic keystroke that makes them appear, I only copy your's, and I need one for EARENDIL...
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OOC: No problem, here you go : Ä
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Renille- Whew. I don't think I could sing much longer. Earniel- Where are we, anyway? *The cellowship looks around. The trees are growing smaller, and they can see skyscrapers in the way, way, way, way, way, way ,way far distance.* Elf Girl- Uh oh. Eruviel- Uh-oh what? Renille- You guys...watch out for orcs. Tano- Orcs? Here? Ha! Willow- No, she's right. Remember, the fellowship stopped right after they went to Lothlorien and they stopped and got attacked by orcs. Boromir was killed. Pip and Merry were captured. Claenoic- AAH! Hide, everyone! Who's Boromir? Renille- We don't HAVE a Boromir. And really, we don't have to worry until Glodo...where is she? *cellowship looks around. Glodo has gone.* Earniel- WE'RE DOOMED! TC- Be quiet and eat some more chocolate!
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05-21-2002, 12:08 AM
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Tano: chocolate ISN'T the answer to EVERYTHING!!! *everyone's head swivels to look at her.* Oh...gosh. sorry. I must have had a sane moment there...*grabs chocolate* with the product of the coco bean in hand, we search!
Renille: for what? Tano: uh...i don't know. but a search seems in order about now...doesn't it? -tano
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Eärniel: So let's get searching! *looks at her whirring gizmo and mutters* Why? Why couldn't she at least give me a SWORD? What am I to do with this against orcs? Bore them to death?
*The TLA rises.* Elf Girl: Okay lets search! Troops move out! Eärniel: On second hand lets not. *she sits down again* Eruviel: *puzzled* but you SAID.... Eärniel: Yes, yes I know what i said but I've just realised something.... Willow: Like what? Eärniel: If we get attacked by orcs, Boromir dies, we all know that. Tanoliel: But we have no Boromir! Eärniel: It's all very easy for you! You've got a character already. But I don't, Caladriett pointed it out again when we where in Lothlorien. And I'll be damned if I turn out to be Boromir! At least HE had a sword to protect Merry and Pippin. You think I can defend Willow and Tano with THIS?! *holds up whirring gizmo* TC:*turns white* I have no character either! I have a sword...*sits down next Eärniel* Aaarg! I don't wanna die! Willow and Tano: Hey who's going to defend us against the orcs then?*both sit down* Elf girl:*sighs and rolls her eyes, then she mutters* I'm SO not paid enough for this...* adresses the sitters* Rise you fools! We don't have a Boromir, you're not going to die! We never completely followed the books after all! Remember? We took a boat to Caladriett's place. I didn't die either and we have a Gollum-Frodo mix whom we really have to be searching now! Now get up or I'll whack you all with the plastic wingless balrog! Tano: Um...right! *rises* Willow: Sure *rises* TC: *rises* You've got some really convincing arguments.... Eärniel: *rises* Don't hit me!
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Morauko: *is walking in the forest and bumps into Glodo* I was afraid for you, Glodo. If Renille is right and Orcs are near, then none of us should wander alone,and you least of all: so much depends on you.
Glodo: What are you doing, you freak? Stay away from me! There is no hope while the phone lasts! Morauko: The Phone! Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing... Oh, god! I'm turning into Boromir! This is NOT good!!! Glodo: *mutters to herself* What on earth is she going on about? Morauko: I need your phone, so that I can call for help and save the fair city of Sydney, which has long protected your land. Lend it to me! Glodo: NO! It's mine, my own, my preciousssssss.... Morauko: Obstinate fool! It is not yours save by unhappy chance! It should be mine! Give it to me! For I am too strong for you, mortal! *Morauko leaps at Glodo to grab the phone. Glodo cowers, but when Morauko has almost grabbed it she deliberately collapses to the ground* Morauko: Run, Glodo! For I am almost under it's power! *Morauko turns and runs to the group, directing them to Glodo then sobbing next to a tree* How could this be? I have become Boromir! TC: *comforts her* It is not your fault, my friend. You must be admired for your courage, and for the fact that at the last you resisted your greed. Morauko: *continues crying* But I tried to take the phone!
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