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Old 11-04-2002, 08:06 PM   #281
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Hannah: Alright, only one way to avert this... Could you people help me turn her over?

Allie: On her front?

Hannah: I think that's what I mean by turning her over.

*With not much difficulty, they turn Sarah on her front*

Hannah: *Cracks her knuckles* Now people, watch closely, and REMEMBER: Only use this in an emergency.

*Hannah lifts her right hand very high, and brings it on Sarah's back with devastating force. The sound of air escaping from her lungs is very obvious*

OOC: BTW, this is something I do to my friends when they're being annoying. It's perfectly humane, and the sting wears off in a day or two.
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FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o

Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides.

Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably.

Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia.

Cheers!

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Old 11-05-2002, 06:05 PM   #282
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Sarah- OWWWWW...zzzz...

Hannah- Hmm...that usually works.

Allie- NOW what???

Maggie- We're gonna have to carry her.

Allie- But who?

Tano- I vote for Allie!

Acacia- I do too!

Everyone- I DO TOO!

Allie- But I'm...I'm only 5 foot 1 !!!

Maggie- What does that have to do with anything??

Hannah- I don't know... maybe she's saying she's short?

Allie- NO NO NOOO! I meant I'm too little to carry someone my own size!

Acacia- Uh-huh. Start carrying

Allie- *picks up Sarah and begins walking* Uff. She'd better give me chocolate.
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Old 11-06-2002, 12:56 AM   #283
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Old 11-06-2002, 01:14 PM   #284
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*Meanwhile, somewhere in the forest.......*
Zandalf: Where is that damned penguin? I want my elf ears back!
*suddenly he hears the distant sound of 'mier'*
Zandalf: HA HA!!! I've got you now!
*continues to run deeper into the forest*
Zandalf: Just wait until I get my hands on you! You'll get worse than a poking, spanking, or kicking by the time I'm through with you! Dare I say? I might even turn you into a........
Narrator: Will Zandalf finally catch ultra-super-duper penguin? What would he turn ultra-super-duper penguin into? What will happen when Zandalf finds out that Sarah ate part of the boat? Will he ever learn how to make aspirin from thin air? Will he....
Violet: WE GET IT! Enough with the quesitons!
*TLA looks astonished as Violet is screaming to the air while no one has been speaking to her*
Narrator: Ha ha. This should teach people to stop interrupting me. They think you're insane.
Violet: BUT I'M NOT!
*TLA remains silent*
Violet: I can't take it anymore! *runs over to the boat, takes a bite, and falls fast asleep*
Allie: Not another one! Won't somebody help me?
*TLA remains silent, though Violet begins snoring rather loudly*
Allie: Please, somebody help me! Someone! Anyone!
*At that moment, over the horizon of the trees came the disinctive sound of 'MIER' and there appeared none other than ultra-super-duper penguin to save the day!*
Human: MIER!
Allie: I didn't mean you.
Human: MIER?!?
*suddenly Zandalf jumps out from the trees*
Zandalf: HEEEEEEEERE'S ZANDALF!
Human: MIER!
*as ultra-super-duper penguin tries to fly away, zandalf pulls out the only thing which can defeat him*
Zandalf: Behold, PENGUINITE!
Human: MIIIIIIIIIEEEER!
*ultra-super-duper penguin begins to lose all of his powers as the slightly opaque, with a touch of urple, penguinite stone moves closer*
Zandalf: Those were my elf ears! *takes the ears back*
*general gasp of astonishment from TLA*
Human: *weakened* mier?
Zandalf: I charge you to a fate worse than death........
*drum roll with dramatic music*
Zandalf: Having to run for your life everyday as......
*more gasping*
Zandalf: *menacingly* a piece of chocolate.
Human: Miiiiiieeeeeerrrrrrr!
*TLA thinks about gasping, but then realizes they have enough air already, but not enough chocolate*
*Zandalf raises his staff in the air, preparing the spell....*
Narrator: Now no one's going to interrupt me, right? Good. Will Zandalf finally have his revenge? What is the magical powers of those elf ears?
Zandalf: They're not magical!
Narrator: We already went over this! So, what the hell will Sarah think when she wakes up? Will anyone volunteer to carry Violet? Whatever happened to that deaf penguin? All these answers and more in the next episode!!!
*pause*
Narrator: I did it. I actually finished a narration! YES!
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Old 11-07-2002, 01:21 AM   #285
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Old 11-07-2002, 02:43 AM   #286
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But LO!

Just then a large herd of penguin hating (eating? hating? I can't remeber...) cows come a wasling through the trees with a look of DOOM about them! Zandalf tries to finish the spell that would turn Penguin into a large hunk of chocolate, but he is tossed up into the air by a rabid cow!

Zandalf: NOOO! My elf ears! My percious percious elf ears!

The elf ears go fly out of his hands and are scooped up by none other than Ultra-Super-Duper-Penguin!

Penguin puts on the elf ears, which are indeed rife with magic, and digivoles to...

Extra Ultra Super Duper Penguin!

Cows: MMMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Penguin: Suit the the word to the action and the action to the word! POKE! POKE! POKE!

Penguin pokes the cows which start exploding at each poke! Soon the ground is covered in sticky rice podding, which apperently, was on the inside of the cows....


OOC: Sorry, but I am really tired, and wouldn't have posted, but for Wise Wizard's last post! *growl* I want your elf ears! (Until I get around to buying my own, that is....)
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Old 11-07-2002, 02:21 PM   #287
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Finrollum: RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUM YUM!!! My favourite!
*he begins eating the rice pudding and when it is gone he eats the remaining cows.*



OOC: In advance, please don't end this thread without letting me do my whole, Finrollum goodbye thing. I have a song to sing and where I'm going etc. Just let me do my big finale before the thread gets its big finale.

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Old 11-07-2002, 04:04 PM   #288
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OOC: *blinks* Okay, that was gross.

Narrator: After the brief fight with het penguin hating cows the TLA decide to make a quick retreat.

Zandalf: We are not running away from them!

Narrator: Fine, have it your way... After the brief fight with the penguin hating cows the TLA decide to advance in the opposite direction.

Zandalf: Yeah and don't you forget it.

Narrator: Look, do YOU want to get up here, read this daft text and be interrupted all the time?

Zandalf: Do you want to come down here, get your elfen ears stolen, run out of aspirine, get dropped in the forest by deaf penguins, get run over by a penguin-hating cow stampede and spend the rest of your quest with this awefull lot?

Narrator:.....

Zandalf: Hah! I did it, I made the narrator shut up! Nah nah nah nah nah!

Narrator: *sighs* Whatever. Anyway as the TLA stumple through the forest, hungrily and weary...

Allie: You shouldn't have done that Zandalf. Now you've made him angry....

Narrator: .... they hear a faint music off in the distance. Their empty stomachs start to growl (even those from the sleeping Sarah and Violet) and hastily they blunder along the forest trying to get to the origen of the sound.
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Old 11-09-2002, 02:39 AM   #289
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OOC: Oh no! It was stronger than myself!

The haunting music floated across the milky forest, and the TLA could just hear the sound of it, over the gurlge of the chocolate river.They stumble into a clearing, decorated with an odd dance floor, strnge lights and...
...
Is that a disco ball????
Penguin: Mier?!
The Village People turn around on their little stage and begin the song: "In the Navy."

OOC: I'm going to let you guys take it from there.
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Old 11-09-2002, 01:04 PM   #290
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Hannah: *Gapes in shock* *Starts bashing her head against a handy tree* AUUUUGGGHHH!!!! THE NOISE!!!! BOB AND SHEILA!!!!! BANAPPLE!!!!!! THE NAZI'S ARE COMING, I TELL YA, THE NAZI'S ARE COMING!!!!!!!! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!!!*the Tree, seeing as it's made out of a milk product, eventually breaks*

OOC: Yes *shakes head* Every single one of those were either ripped off of The Pencil Show or a personal joke.
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Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides.

Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably.

Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia.

Cheers!

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Old 11-09-2002, 02:12 PM   #291
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(Sadly Hannah's shouting scared the elves, (for that is what they were,) away. And the company was left in the dark. Until...)

Maggie: Look! The lights again!
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Violet*wakes up*Im hungry!!!
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*Violet's sudden waking startled the TLA and meant great joy to Gemma who had been carrying ever since she fell asleep*

Allie: Violet! You're awake! Does this mean... *looks hopefully at Sarah who continues to snore* Drat. I never have any luck....
Acacia: How long has she been sleeping now?
Allie: *moans* Far too long!
Tano: I wonder if there is really nothing that can wake her up.....
Elisabeth: If Hannah's little method didn't work, I don't know what will.
Maggie: Hang on, I got a brilliant idea.

*Maggie leans over and whispers 'belgian praliné filled chocolates' in Sarah's ear.*

Sarah: What! Gimme! MINE! All mine! where! WHERE!
Maggie: In the factory I'm afraid but at least you're awake.
Sarah: *grumbles* And much good does that do. I was just having these wonderful dreams about...
Hannah: No! It's probably about food! I don't want to hear it! I'll get hungry!
Sarah: Fne. All right. Say, why does my back hurts that much?
Hannah: Er..... *innocent smile* I wouldn't know. Honest.
Maggie: Now that is solved can we at least go to that light again?

*Once again they sneak closer to the lights. This time they decide not to stumble in with the entire party. Instead they decide that since Zandalf was so friendly with the elves back in Rivendell, he would be the perfect emissary. So without further delay they push the still protesting wizard into the light circle. But before Zandalf can use his charm to win over the elves, the lights go out again and the TLA find themselves once again without light, food or good entertainment.*

Sarah: Oh swell. Good job Zandalf!
Zandalf: But I didn't do nothing!
Sarah: That's it! If something doesn't happen real soon, I'm just going to lie down and pretend to die!
Human: Not that I want to interrupt your dying and all but the lights have gone back on a little further in the woods.
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Allie- RUN! Run as if your life depends on it! Which it does! RUUUNNN!!!! To the light!!

Zandalf- Calm down, you'll scare them!

Sarah- Yeah, and I just woke up!!!
*everyone stops*

Tano- What has that got to do with anything?

Sarah- Nothing. Just keep going!!!

Narrator-But lo and behold , they come to the lights and they disappear. Again.

Maggie- What do you have against us anyway?

Narrator- It's my job NOT to take biases! If you noticed, the evil cows are now pudding. So there.

Maggie- Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Katt: Woah...

Tano: What?

Katt: I'm getting that feeling again.

Tano: What feeling?

Katt: That feeling like I have no purpouse whatsoever in this story.

Human/Penguin: Don't do it Katt!

Tano: O_o? What?!?

Katt: *Turns into a sack again*

Tano: Oh, that. *Grabs sack* Lets see what's in it.

Human/Penguin: NO! Don't let the katt out of the bag!

Tano: *laughs*

Allie: Well, I'm not carrying her.

Gemma: Me either.
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Zandalf: Well someone has to carry her.
*silence*
Zandalf: Anyone volunteer?
*silence*
Zandalf: Anyone?
*crickets begin chirping, which Finrollum soon leaps over to and eats*
Zandalf: Riiiight. So.....Tano!
Tano: *startled* Wha?
Zandalf: Since you seem so amused with Katt, you can carry her!
*Tano, grumbling something about 'dirty wizards', picks up the sack formerly known as Katt*
Zandalf: Now according to the script...
Hannah: What script?
Zandalf: Did I say 'script'? *stuffs pieces of paper back into robe* I meant.....
Acacia: Meant what?
Zandalf: Umm....look the lights again!
*points towards the trees, which everyone looks towards, then runs in the opposite direction. But not before..*
Zandalf: I'll be taking my elf ears back now! Yoink! *pulls the ears off Human/Penguin*
*disappears into forest while TLA still gazes towards point in trees*
Sarah: I don't see any lights. Hey Zandalf, where were you pointi...
*TLA turns around to find Zandalf gone*
*they all look towards Human/Penguin*
Human/Penuguin: You want me to chase hium don't you?
*TLA nods heads in unison*
Human/Penguin: Oh well. I want those ears back anyways!
*waddles off into forest*
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*The TLA waits for a while until Zandalf or Human turn up again. When they don't the others are starting to get bored*

Sarah: I'm bored.
Violet: Then shut up.
Sarah: Doesn't help, I'm still bored!
Gemma: Hey, the lights are back on over there!
Tano: Let's check them out.
Allie: What and be put in the dark again?
Tano: Do you rather want to sit here and listen to Sarah being bored?
Allie: Good point, let's go.
Elisabeth: But what about Zandalf and Penguin, er Human?
Allie: Can't wait for them all night.
Katt, the sack: Zandalf will be angry if you leave...
Allie: He left us, but just in case Hannah shall stay here waiting while we check out the lights.
Hannah: What? Why me?
Sarah: Now be a good girl and stay, we'll bring some food back for you.

*The TLA leave Hannah and go to the lights. Hannah hears their bickering slowly fade. From the distance she sees the lights going out again as before. She expects the TLA to return empty-handed and in a bad mood. But instead of the usual bickering Hannah hears far- off screams and shouts*

Hannah: What's going on there? They're screaming like girls! Oh, wait they all are...

*The screams fade and Hannah finds herself in the silent dark, utterly alone.....*

Hannah: Drat! What happened to them?

Narrator: Will Hannah ever see her fellow-TLA'ers again? What did happened to them? I'm not telling! Will Zandalf and the human penguin or the penguin human (this bunch is soooo confusing) return soon? What will Hannah do? Will she become a hero and search for her missing collegues or will she stay put and subsequently starve to death and be dug up by archeologists in a few millennia time? Stay tuned for the next episode for 'Return of the TLA!'

Hannah: Oh shut up, you.
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Tano: Ow. I'm feeling sort of squashed here...
Sarah: We all are.
Violet: Argh...
Allie: My brain is squished...
Tano: Where are we?
Sarah: Someplace dark, warm, and squashy.
Violet: I can't move.
Allie: Me neither.
Tano: I think we're tied up....I think it's spider web.
Everyone else: Spider web?!?
Tano: Er...just a guess, guys. At least you don't have to have the sack formerly known as Katt stuck in front of your face. It's scratchy.
Sarah: Um...Is this the point where we panic?
Allie: What good would that do?
Violet: It's helps sometimes, you know.
Allie: Oh. Er. All right, then.
Tano: Ok. On three. One....two...three....PANIC!!!

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*at hearing that its spider web,Violet goes deathly white and begins muttering to the others:its okay,stay calm, we dont want the spiders seeing us thrash around.
*Tano keeps screaming till Violet yells at her*
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