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10-29-2002, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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(The next morning at breakfast...)
Beorn: So how did you all sleep? Sarah: With difficulty, Maggie's snores kept me awake. Maggie: I do not snore! It Tano yelling about her blanket all night! Tano: What- I never... (you get the idea. After breakfast Beorn gave us some supplies and politely kicked us off his land.) Beorn: Goodbye! Good Luck! (under his breath) And good riddance!
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10-29-2002, 10:18 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*mutters to self* Where are our steeds,for cryin out loud?or couldnt beorn lend us some?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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10-30-2002, 03:28 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Acacia: Well, that was rather hasty. *glares at random TLAers* We could have had help, and horses... and instead, you got us kicked out with your bickering!!!
Allie: Stop complaining! Sarah: Yeah!! Acacia: Hmph. I miss my Wathalion... and my chocolate supplies... Zandalf: Well, we'll just have to get to the Lonely Factory quicker than we thought... which means going through the woods! Acacia: Hehehehe... Into the woods... Sarah: Oh god, you aren't going to sing again, are you? Acacia: Who, me? *innocent smile* Zandalf: What did i say about singing? Acacia: well, can I whistle? Sarah: No. Acacia: Well, can I hum? Tano: No. Acacia: Oh. Fine then. *starts walking along the path, humming "Follow the yellow brick road" until Sarah elbows her, after which she falls silent.*
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10-30-2002, 10:48 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Violet:right.now,if all of u scared of the darker's,well,sucks for you!!!!!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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10-30-2002, 11:35 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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*JUST before they entered the forest...*
Allie- So here is the lovely forest of Milkwood. *For the first time, everyone notices something. EVERYTHING is made of milk! Cheese trees, yogurt swamps, cheese curd grass...and the crowning glory...a big chocolate milk river.* Sarah- CHOCOLATE! Zandalf- You musn't drink it, though. It is deadly to all. And now I have to go. See ya! Violet- But...NO! We don't know our way...what if there are...*gulp* cows? Tano- Huh? What's wrong with Cows? Violet- Not just ANY cows! Vicious, mean,PENGUIN HATING cows. Maggie- NO! How could anyone hate penguins? Zandalf, don't make us go in here...please???? Elisabeth- Umm...he's kinda gone. Allie- Uh-oh. Now what?? Do we go in? Acacia- OF COURSE we do! Let's go...follow the yellow cheese road! Allie- This trip had just better end in chocolate...or I'll...
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10-31-2002, 01:12 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*assures the group*im not afraid of cows, i just hate stepping in their stuff
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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10-31-2002, 06:53 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*The TLA walk through the milky forest, they tread carefully and are on their guard. None of them have actually EVER met a penguin-eating vicious cow, but since they were all open-minded people they weren't taking any chances*
Allie: This isn't too bad. Sarah: *eyes the chocolate river hungrily* Can't we just take one sip? To see if it's really that dangerous? Maggie: No, too dangerous. Zandalf said it was deadly. Sarah: Fne.... no fun. Elisabeth: Best to stay on the yellow cheese road, otherwise we might get lost. Violet: What's so bad about getting lost in the forest? There's food aplenty. Sarah: Just a little sip? Maggie: No! Gemma: Yeah food aplenty but have you forgotten about the penguin-eating vicious cows? Human: Mier! Sarah: Just a tiny sip? Maggie: NO! Hannah: Oh it can't be that bad. Now if there were SPIDERS... Now that would have been a different matter. Allie: Okay come on people! The loney moutain factory is waiting! We've still got a lot of ground to cover. Sarah: But can't I just take one..... *gets hit by Maggie*
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11-01-2002, 12:28 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
Posts: 331
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*Meanwhile, on the other side of the forest...*
Zandalf: I don't believe it! I actually got away from them! And i didn't even have to make up that story about going to fight the necromancer! What a load of bull that was. Sad thing is they probably would've believed it. No, never mind, they definately would have believed it. *looks around, sees no one* Zandalf: Free at last, free at last! God almighty free at la.... *Zandalf suddenly notices that the entire time he's been talking there has been the noise of...a stampede? slowly gaining volume* Zandalf: those must be the vicous penguin-hating cows! On stampede! Wait, i don't have a pengiun with me. They'll just laeve me alone! now where was i.....oh yes. FREE AT LA..... *Zandalf suddenly spots the most terrifying thing he could see at that moment....a penguin flying straight towards him. Turns out that this had been a deaf penguin and so hadn't heard that it couldn't fly. Out of it's great sense of justice, it had followed Zandalf to offer it's help* Zandalf: NO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY NOW! Penguin: Mier mier mier mier mier, mier mier. Zandalf: You're deaf and you can't understand what I'm saying?!?!? *mutters several obscenities as the penguins lands, and the cows move in closer* Zandalf: Well, fly me away from here! penguin: Mier? zandalf: Pick me up, and fly me away!!! Penguin: Mier? Zandalf: Look over there! There are penguin-hating cows coming this way! *pengun refuses to dignify gandalf with a response, seeing as Zandalf would just keep ranting* *Zandalf picks up penguin and turns it towards the stampeding cows that are coming their way* Penguin: MIER!!! Zandalf: Now you understand! *Penguin picks up Zandalf and begins to fly towards the middle of the forest* zandalf: No! Take me to Lake Town, that's where my next entrance is, not the forest! *Penguin doesn't hear him, and so continues to fly into the woods.....*
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11-01-2002, 05:03 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Posts: 292
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OOC: No! My poor abused penguins....*sniff sniff*
Human, still in the form of a penguin, gazes upward as she hears the unmistakable terrified shriek of a terrified penguin. She wips out a magic wand, and raising it aobve her head chants: "Pretty Mutation Magical Penguin Power!" *WOOOSH!* A big flash of light appears and Penguin spins around and transfroms into... Ultra-super-duper Penguin! Ultra-super-duper Penguin wears a blue Peacoat with a big P on teh back, green scraf, and a brown conical hat, and none can stand against her awesome power because it's like...so...TOTALLY AWESOME! YEAH! Penguin: Mier! Deft as a falling elephant, Ultra-super-duper Penguin swoops up in the air like a bird herdling at Zandalf and the Deaf Penguin....
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11-01-2002, 06:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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Look!
Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait, it is a bird! It's Ultra-super-duper Penguin! Boldly defying the laws of physics and rescuing innocent people! Katt: Stupid penguin. Always foiling my plans! OOC: I have a question. A question, what is it? It's an interogative statement made in the pursuit of knowledge, but that's not important right now. I'll start over. OOC2: I heard that people got by when they were stranded in Antartica by eating penguins. What happens when a clothed person eats a penguin? How about a naked person? And if what if the penguin just ate rice? OOC3: Eliza!!! We have to go to Peru cuz there are penguins in Peru!!!
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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11-01-2002, 06:34 PM
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Queen of Prolonged, Unexplained Absences
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
Posts: 556
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OOC: Me back
Zandalf: No!!! Not *kick* to *kick* the *kick* Forest! *kickkickkickkick* Penguin: *Casts a jaundiced eye at Zandalf, then continues* Hannah: *To Sarah* Skittle? Sarah: Don't mind if I do. Better than *shiver* sugar deprivement.
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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11-02-2002, 02:28 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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OOC1:What what??? Did I hear you correctly??? And they speak Spanish in Peru don't they?! Maybe we can convince Miss Agular to take the class!?
OOC2: Well, if a naked person eats a rice filled person one of two thing happen. Or they happen at the same time: #1. The person dies of exposure. QED. #2. The penguin explodes in the person, thus the person explodes. QED.
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11-02-2002, 09:03 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Allie: Where did that penguin go?
Acacia: Human? Or those penguins that Sarah is hiding? Sarah: I do not hide penguins! Acacia: Oh no? Than why does your pocket go 'mier' from time to time? Sarah: Why can't pockets say 'mier', huh? Is there a law against pockets saying 'mier'? Tano: Knock ik off, the two of you. I suggest a lunchbreak. Maggie: Excellent idea! *The TLA settles down. Since they have received no rations of any kind from Beorn, they naturally turn to their milky surroundings to find found. Unfortunately nothing proves to be edible. All edible food that they still have is Hannah's bag of skittles and a few personal chocolate supplies.* Narrator: Will they starve in Milkwood? Will Hannah's skittles be enough to sustain a hungry TLA-group long enough for them to leave Milkwood? Will Ultra-super-duper Penguin be in time to save the deaf penguin and the desperate wizard that is clinging to it? Will the vicious penguin-hating cows follow Zandalf's track? Will Sarah get a sip of the chocolate river or will Acacia be able to recite a musical without interruptions? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of the 'Return of the TLA'. You might get those answers. And maybe you won't. In any case you won't get a refund.
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11-02-2002, 01:11 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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Violet:i wish there were somebody else in the woods.
*hint* 
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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11-02-2002, 02:24 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie- I want a Skittle.
Hannah- No. We only have 3/4 of a bag left. Who knows how long that'll last. Allie- But I want one!! Now!! Sarah- NO! NO SKITTLES! All- SHHHHH! Sarah- Why? Violet- There might be others here. Like elves. Or cows...or spiders...or fuzzy caterpillars...or even penguins! Acacia- Well we KNOW there's penguins! *Suddenly, they come to a stream. A chocolate stream. More like a chocolate river.* Allie- NOW what. Is there a boat? *there was a hollowed out chocolate boat on the other side!!!* Sarah- What do we do now? Maggie- It's simple. We hook the boat! Allie- But it's chocolate! It'll break. But we have to get out somehow! Tano- Milkwood! We hates you! We hates you forever!!!
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11-02-2002, 05:30 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Maggie: We have to get across somehow. And how do you know the chocolate will break? It's cold out, and cold chocolate is hard.
Allie: She has a point. Did anyone think to bring rope? Sarah: I did! Can I be the one to try hooking the boat? Please! Maggie: Be my guest. I don't wanna do it. Sarah: Yay! (She begins trying to get the boat across. She finally manages to get the rope over the prow and begins to pull the boat torwards them. Sadly the current was too strong and it pulled the boat, and sarah down stream.)
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11-02-2002, 05:48 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: *being pulled along*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
 Save me! save me! I'm too young to DIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!!!*But at the same time she nearly yells her (surprisingly strong) vocal chords out, she stubbornly (or stupidly) refuses to let go of the rope. Luckily for her the TLA-members have a good relfexes and some of them can just hang onto her legs before she falls into the chocolate stream.* Sarah:Phieuw...... *with combined strength they pull the boat on shore*
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11-04-2002, 12:07 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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Stress and nervous tention are now serious problems through out the world, even made up ones. For this reason it will be revealed that the whole group makes it across safely, and the recovery of a slightly mangled Zandalf is made. But for the sake if interest, I will disclose that in the crossing, the upper arm of some one gets bruised. But you won't know whose. This can safely be made the subject of suspence, as it will have absolutely no effect on the story line.
And so, the hunrgy, but none worse for wear TLA hope into tje boat and make it safely cross. The recovery of the slightly mangled Zandalf happened five minutes later. Apperently putout at having so many cows in pursuit of him did nothing amilerate Zandalf's mood, and he had been kicking the penguin ever since. Ultra-super-duper penguin would have been ok with such agressive behavior toward a penguin, had he say, been poking or spanking the penguin. But kicking was different and demanded instant retribution. So Ultra-super-duper Penguin stole his elf ears and vanished into the milky forest...
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11-04-2002, 12:32 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
Posts: 331
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OOC: My elf ears! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Zandalf: My elf ears! NOOOOOOO!!! *begins running after ultra-super-duper penguin, but before he disappears into the forest he says...* Zandalf: Right, I forgot one thing before I left, DON'T LEAVE THE PATH!!! Sarah: But aren't you going against your own advice? Zandalf: I don't have time for this! *disappears into forest* *silence follows until* Maggie: Damn it, I wanted those elf ears! *silence* Maggie: Well I did. *silence* Maggie: Where were we going? Tano: Off the path of course. Hannah: Didn't Zandalf say not to go off the path? Violet: Screw him, he went off the path against his own advice! Tano: What I was thinking. Acacia: Now what a second... *while the TLA argues, Sarah suddenly remembers that the boat they came over in was made of chocolate, and came across a river of chocolate* Sarah: So while they're arguing, I'll just... Hannah: Just what? Sarah: Was i thinking out loud again? Hannah: Yeah. Now what were you going to do? Sarah: Oh...nothing. Hannah: You're a terrible liar, you know that? Sarah: Um......no. Hannah: Well now you know. *Will sarah ever get to drink from the chocolate river? Will Zandalf be able to catch up to ultra-super-duper penguin? Who will end up with the magical elf ears? Did I say magical? I meant normal.* Hannah: You're a terrible liar, you know that? *Shut up.* Hannah: Fine. *So as I was saying......oh screw it. You just wrecked my entire narration!* Hannah: Geez, sorry. Maggie: Who are you talking to? Hannah: Oh, no one. Maggie: You're a terrible liar, you know that? Hannah: Hey, that's my line! *and so the argument gets started all over again*
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My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy. |
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11-04-2002, 06:27 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*as the argument continues Sarah slips unseen to the chocolate boot*
Sarah: Chocolate.... preciousssss. Must. Take. Bite. *does so and bites a large chunk out of it* Mmmmm...not bad, a slightly different taste... swiss chocolate me thinks.... Not bad, not bad. *stands up and says out loud* See? That wasn't that bad! Noting bad happened. Hah! *suddenly keels over and falls asleep* Grrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... ... *The TLA turn around in mid-argument* Maggie: Drat! Curse that girl and steal her elf ears! She took a bite of the chocolate. Allie: You know, chocolate isn't that bad, in fact some scientific studies show that it... Maggie: But this chocolate is bad! It's enchanted. *all stand around the sleeping Sarah who is also apparently sucking her thumb* Tano: Er... now that's embarrassing.... Acacia: She's pulling a Snow-white on us! Hannah: A what? Acacia: You know. Snow-white, little disneyfied princess, chokes on an apple, falls asleep. That stuff. Hannah: Oh. Any one know the Heimlich-manoever? Gemma: No, that's not it. She's pulling a PTBASOPWCH on us! Hannah: A what? Gemma: a Pretend- To- Be- Asleep- So- Other- People- Will- Carry- Her. Elisabeth: *pokes Sarah gently* And she's succeeding. Why didn't I think of that?
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