Luke, I am your... - Page 13

Tuinor · 10-02-2007, 12:28 PM

Here's a try, but I'm probably tryin' too hard:

Luke... this is the police! Come down off of the platform with your hands- er- hand up!

Nautipus · 10-02-2007, 12:31 PM

Luke.....I love those pants!

ayra · 10-06-2007, 02:24 PM

Luke.... I am your e-mail. Check me!
Luke.... I am your evil twin's worst enemy. Can we be friends?
Luke.... I am your ipod. Listen to my music and videos!
Luke.... I am your computer. Plug me in!
Luke.... I am your cell phone. My batteries are dead.
Luke.... You can see I'm bored.

AceKnight · 11-04-2007, 08:00 PM

luke I am your french fry...lets call a truce

me9996 · 11-13-2007, 05:03 PM

Luke... I am your doctor! I can fix that hand for you!

Luke... I am your garbage man! SORT THE RECYCLABLES!!!

Luke... I am your shirt!

Luke... I am your elder brother! BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!!

Luke... I am your father! Realy! You want proof? Well let's head to my star distroyer for a DNA check!

Luke... I am your speeder! I am feeling very betrayed right now.

Luke... I PWNED U!!!11!1!! LOL N00B!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!1

ayra · 01-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Luke.... I am your outdated email address, change me!
Luke..... I am your 20-year-old sweatshirt, Toss me out and get a new one!

me9996 · 01-10-2008, 06:55 PM

Luke... I am your legal representitive!

Luke... What happened to your hand?

Luke... Please get away the that edge, I have a fear of hights...

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 03-19-2008, 04:37 PM

Luke...I am your vaccum cleaner salesmen!

Eilonwy · 04-23-2008, 08:42 PM

Luke...... I am your socks wash me!

Coffeehouse · 04-25-2008, 05:33 AM

Luke.. you are either with me or against me

Ingwe · 04-25-2008, 02:44 PM

Luke...I am the one who almost spit his coffee all over the place when reading the last three "Luke I am your..." comments.

Azrael · 06-28-2008, 07:43 PM

Guy:Luke Im am your lawyer and I think we can sue Vader for cutting your hand off
Luke: do you think we have a case? I mean i did pee on Vader's lawn
Guy: well yeah but to blow up a planet, cut off your arm Vs. peeing on a lawn is a big difference.
Luke: well ok if you say so.
Vader: I hope it's not peoples court!

Grey_Wolf · 06-29-2008, 02:56 PM

Luke, dont call us, we'll call you.

Azrael · 06-29-2008, 03:20 PM

Vader:Luke! you have something in your teeth
Luke: really? *takes a tooth pick and tries to get it out* did i get it?
Vader no let me try *takes his lightsaber and tries to get it out and misses cutting off his arm* opps my bad
Luke: MY BAD!!!! you cut off my arm!!! how do you make that mistake!!!????
Vader: its just a flesh wound....walk it off
Luke: a flesh wound?! my hand is gone!!! you a jerk!
Vader: Luke, I am your father...don't talk to me like that...go to your room!
Luck: *pouts like a little girl* I HATE YOU...YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!!! *runs to his room*

Grey_Wolf · 07-06-2008, 03:40 PM

Luke, Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse.

Coffeehouse · 07-06-2008, 04:46 PM

Luke.. don't cross the road before the little man is green

Grey_Wolf · 07-07-2008, 12:23 AM

Luke, Luuuuuuuke, luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke, dinner's ready...come in right this minute!!

The Sasquatch of Fangorn · 07-08-2008, 01:10 PM

Luke....I am confused.

Freeflying · 07-09-2008, 05:22 AM

Luke . . . i am your sister

Coffeehouse · 07-10-2008, 06:57 AM

Luke.. Lucky Luke!? Is that really you?

10-02-2007, 12:31 PM	#242
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Luke.....I love those pants! __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

10-06-2007, 02:24 PM	#243
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Luke.... I am your e-mail. Check me! Luke.... I am your evil twin's worst enemy. Can we be friends? Luke.... I am your ipod. Listen to my music and videos! Luke.... I am your computer. Plug me in! Luke.... I am your cell phone. My batteries are dead. Luke.... You can see I'm bored. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

11-04-2007, 08:00 PM	#244
AceKnight Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 28	luke I am your french fry...lets call a truce __________________ Adventures are nasty things;make you late for dinner!

01-03-2008, 01:17 PM	#246
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Luke.... I am your outdated email address, change me! Luke..... I am your 20-year-old sweatshirt, Toss me out and get a new one! __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

03-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#248
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Luke...I am your vaccum cleaner salesmen! __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

10-02-2007, 12:28 PM	#241
Tuinor Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wandering in circles until they become triangles Posts: 292	Here's a try, but I'm probably tryin' too hard: Luke... this is the police! Come down off of the platform with your hands- er- hand up!

04-23-2008, 08:42 PM	#249
Eilonwy Hobbit Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 36	Luke...... I am your socks wash me!

04-25-2008, 05:33 AM	#250
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	Luke.. you are either with me or against me __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

04-25-2008, 02:44 PM	#251
Ingwe Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere not of this world Posts: 402	Luke...I am the one who almost spit his coffee all over the place when reading the last three "Luke I am your..." comments. __________________ I'm back. Everyone fear for their lives. Arrggghhh! Get to the choppa, it's Godzilla, fighting Indiana Jones, Copyright, uh-oh!

06-28-2008, 07:43 PM	#252
Azrael Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in the one town with that weird name that i can;t seem to think of...luaghes but its a funny name! Posts: 238	Guy:Luke Im am your lawyer and I think we can sue Vader for cutting your hand off Luke: do you think we have a case? I mean i did pee on Vader's lawn Guy: well yeah but to blow up a planet, cut off your arm Vs. peeing on a lawn is a big difference. Luke: well ok if you say so. Vader: I hope it's not peoples court! __________________ One Love, One God, One Way! -Me- Do you trust me? I can show you the world -Aladdin- If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are! -Relient K, I'm taking you with me-

06-29-2008, 02:56 PM	#253
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke, dont call us, we'll call you.

06-29-2008, 03:20 PM	#254
Azrael Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: in the one town with that weird name that i can;t seem to think of...luaghes but its a funny name! Posts: 238	Vader:Luke! you have something in your teeth Luke: really? takes a tooth pick and tries to get it out did i get it? Vader no let me try takes his lightsaber and tries to get it out and misses cutting off his arm opps my bad Luke: MY BAD!!!! you cut off my arm!!! how do you make that mistake!!!???? Vader: its just a flesh wound....walk it off Luke: a flesh wound?! my hand is gone!!! you a jerk! Vader: Luke, I am your father...don't talk to me like that...go to your room! Luck: pouts like a little girl I HATE YOU...YOUR RUINING MY LIFE!!!! runs to his room __________________ One Love, One God, One Way! -Me- Do you trust me? I can show you the world -Aladdin- If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are! -Relient K, I'm taking you with me-

07-06-2008, 03:40 PM	#255
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke, Im gonna make you an offer you cant refuse.

07-06-2008, 04:46 PM	#256
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	Luke.. don't cross the road before the little man is green __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

07-07-2008, 12:23 AM	#257
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke, Luuuuuuuke, luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke, dinner's ready...come in right this minute!!

07-08-2008, 01:10 PM	#258
The Sasquatch of Fangorn The Co-president of Entmoot - The Half-Dwarven Guardian of the Ancient Forest Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: rexacoracophalifatoryx Posts: 1,405	Luke....I am confused. __________________ proud member of the republic of rexacoracophalifatoryx and it's sister planet clom. "she turned me into a newt!!........but I got better."-Monty Python and the holy grail. Thanks for breaking up the group Yoko!"- The reduced Shakespeare company. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory. Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1-2-3. Hit 'em low, Hit 'em high, And we'll watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly on the road to victory.

07-09-2008, 05:22 AM	#259
Freeflying Hobbit Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 21	Luke . . . i am your sister

07-10-2008, 06:57 AM	#260
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	Luke.. Lucky Luke!? Is that really you? __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

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