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10-20-2002, 08:02 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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Peguin suddenly leaps out onto center stage, decked out to look like Elvis, carrying a guitar, trips, rolls and falls off stage.
Breif pause. TLA:...To thoughts too deep and jokes too old, we must away ere break of day, to seek the dark chocolate egg.. The Drawves are odd, made wizards mad, while head aches fell like ringing bells, in places deep, where Emily sleep, with dry sarcasm and snide remarks. OOC: It's mangling time!
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10-21-2002, 11:28 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrollum: Alright, duet with Acacia, Phantom of the Opera and then Hannah, what does nasty thief want to sing after Finrollum's duet with Acacia?
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10-21-2002, 12:00 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
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Katt: I know! We could do Hairspray!
*Audience is silent* Katt: Or Hedwig! *Audience is silent* Katt: Hair? *Audience is silent* Katt: The Full Monty? *Audience is silent* Katt: All right, Phantom. *Audience cheers. Katt conducts an invisible orchestra.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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10-21-2002, 09:24 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Minas Morgul
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Acacia: *pokes tongue out at Sarah*
Sarah: Hmph. Finrollum: Sing.... Acacia: In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came. That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name. And do I dream again? For now i find Finrollum of the Opera is there, inside my mind... Finrollum: Singsss once again with us, our strange duetsssssssss. Our power over you growsssss stronger yet. And though you turn from ussss, to glance behind. Finrollum of the Opera is there, inside your mindssssss.... Sarah: *mutters* Stupid Zandalf... Zandalf: What was that? Sarah: Nothing... nothing...
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10-22-2002, 04:52 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Allie- *Jumps out in orphan costume* It's the bump-road life for us! It's the bump-road life for us! No one cares for YOU a smidge riding on ponies that itch! It's the bump-road life!
Finrollum- Excusses us, this is OUR act. "Allie" comes at the end. Sarah- STOP! PLLLEAASE! Zandalf- I sympthasize. Allie- Can't we PLEASE sing my song?? Acaica- NOT YET! Ahem...
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10-22-2002, 09:38 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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*violet pelts singers with ripe fruit*
*silence* Beorn:thank u!
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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10-23-2002, 02:47 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: Mmmm. I think it's time for a short break. *takes the rest of the TLA behind the stage* I think our singingskills aren't really impressing Beorn. We have to DO something or we'll all be sleeping in the cold outside where the orcs and the wargs can get to us. And then we're doomed! DOOMED I tell ye!
Zandalf: *hits Sarah on the head* Will you calm down? There's no time for hysterics. Sarah: Thank you, I needed that. As such as I don't like singing and that's not because I can't sing *glares at Acacia  * Our tales of our stolen chocolate didn't impress him and I'm not sure whether he even LIKES chocolate. So I think we have to move to the grand finale.Beorn: *taps the arm of his seat impatient* Tano: What's the grand finale? Sarah: The place where we tell how we defeated the giant grrrrreat goblin, killed nearly the entire population of goblins and fried dozens of wargs. Allie: But we didn't kill the entire population of goblins. Violet: And we didn't fry the wargs. Beorn: It this going to take long? Sarah: Just one minute please! *to the rest* But we did defeat the grrrrreat goblin and we need to impress this guy. And then there is such a thing that's called artistic license. Katt: What's that? Sarah: An excuse to tell flat out lies. Now let's get back on stage. Beorn: Finally!
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10-23-2002, 09:12 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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The room goes suddenly dark, and a loud opping noise is heard. A large pouf of smoke pops up from the center of the stage, and sparkly lights reveal Tano, wearing a long black cloak, standing dramatically behind the smoke.
Tano: It was a night of great danger. The moon was hiding behind clouds of darkness. The party which this story concerns was picking their way through pitch-black caverns, in which goblins dwelled... Allie: (whispering from backstage) So how could we see the moon? Sarah: Artisitic lisence. Allie: Aha. Tano: Suddenly thousands of goblins jumped out and surrounded us! *flings arms wide, and on this cue the group jumps out on stage, alternately acting goblins and group members* They bound us and took us to their evil leader, the Grrrreat Goblin! Penguin: Meir... Tano: Even the pengiun. Their evilness had no limits. And the Grrreat Goblin Spake Thus: *the "actors" look around at each other, then Violet jumps up on a stool, seeing that no one else will* Violet: Who are these miserable persons? Are they Chocolate Seekers? Sarah: Yes, O Grrreat Goblin. They have swords and are intent on our destruction. Allie: (quietly) No duh. Sarah: Silence, fiend! Allie: Let me plead my case. We are but humble travelers-- Violet: A likely story. FRY THEM! Tano: Just as we were sure our doom was upon us, a great heroism came over us. With an unspoken command, we all leapt up and slew the Grrreat Goblin-- *Violet dies dramatically, then joins the rest of the group* Sarah: (now also back in the group) What do we do now? Allie: We defeat the goblins! Kill the gob-LINS! Kill the gob-LINS! Tano: We took up the battlecry and sought out the Goblins...and before long they had fallen before our might! ooc: Ok. Someone else can take over from there. 
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10-25-2002, 11:46 AM
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King of Nargothrond
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada! eh?
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Finrollum: But nasty cell phone thie...
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10-26-2002, 12:21 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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Penguin: Mier?
Zandalf: Wait a minute...I thought that I slew the Grrreat Goblin... Hannah: Quiet! I want to see what happens next! Zandalf: But you know- ALL: SHHH! Penguin: Mier?
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10-26-2002, 04:53 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Sarah: *takes the centerstage* So the goblins fell before our mighty steel and stepping over the corpses we looked for the exit.
Allie: Once we got outside we regrouped and in an orderly formation we marched away. Acacia: Unfortunately the orcs teamed up with wargs and pursued us! *some of the group jump on all four , growl and act as wargs* Off course we could have defeated them easily but we decided to give them a sporting chance and we retreated into the trees. *Those that play the TLA climb in a tree that magically appears on stage* Hannah: Is this artistic license again? Gemma: Yes, now hush it's my turn. *takes centerstage* So there we were up in the trees as the goblins and wargs surrounded us. Then we heard the sound of eaglewings... Penguin: MIER! Gemma: *whispers* look he doesn't like penguins. I'm trying to make it sound better. Penguin: MIER! Gemma: Okay, have it your way. Ahum... much surprised we were that it weren't eagles but penguins who flew in and lifted us from the trees, although we were of course very able to get out there ourselves.. Beorn: Penguins don't fly. Sarah: Ah yes, so we noticed. That's how we landed not far from your hut in a penguinrain because someone was so stupid to tell them that before they had put us down. Tano: And thus ends our adventurous adventure! *drumroll*
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10-26-2002, 02:22 PM
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Elven Lady of Speed-posting
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the cheese state
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Beorn-Uh-huh.
Tano- What do you mean by "uh-huh?" Gemma- Yes, because that word has several implications. Acacia- Was that a "yes" uh-huh or a "I don't believe you" uh-huh or a.... Hannah- Could it have been an "I'll feed you dinner and let you sleep in my house" uh-huh? Any chance? Beorn- Okay. Sarah- STOP KEEPING US IN SUSPENCE!!! Zandalf- Umm...we're very sorry, Mr. Beorn, sir. My friends are still a bit dillusional from their long adventure. We would greatly appreciate it if... Allie- Please, please, please, please,please, pleaseeee let us stay. *Entire TLA turns puppy dog eyes on Beorn*
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10-26-2002, 03:39 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Beorn: Oh... Very well. But just for one night, and any kletomania, psyhcomania or funny buisness and I feed you to rabid sheep.
TLA: *gulp*
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10-26-2002, 09:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
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And so, the whole group laid down for the night.
Sarah: Move over Hannah! For a good, Tano: Who stole my blanket?! peaceful, Sarah: MOVE IT! Violet: Hmmm chocolate... restfull, Tano: FESS UP! WHO TOOK IT?! Hannah: Sarah kicked me! Allie: Who said chocolate?! Whose holding out on us?! Zandalf: I'll kick the lot of you, if you don't knock it off! quiet, Tano: It was you, wasn't it Emily? Violet: NNNOOOO! Allie: Hand it over! Emily: It wasn't me! It was the one armed man! night's sleep. Gremma: Ok, who bit me? Penguin: MIER! *THUD* Five minutes later, all hades broke lose.
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10-27-2002, 03:11 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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OOC: Hey you guys. I just finished copying the whole thing so far into a word document. I am pleased to tell you that 'The Hobbit or I went somewhere with a bunch of crazies once" is doing well. (Times New Roman, 8 point font, 59 pages)
OOC2: What ever happened to Elf Girl? Did she fall off the face of the planet or what?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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10-28-2002, 12:24 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
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OOC: I ate *clears throat*, sorry.....ate her.
*And so the TLA continued to kick and bite and spit until they all suddenly fell asleep for no apparent reason, except for one* Zandalf: If I were in any other company I would swear that someone had just cast a spell.....oh wait, I did cast a spell, and it worked! Thank you G... Penguin: *awaking* MIER! Zandalf: Hm. Must have a reduced effect on pengui..... Sarah: Hey, what's going on! Zandalf: Um.... well....I was just going to awa.... Tano: Where's my damn blanket?!? Zandalf: Well, can't blame me for tryi.... *at that point all havoc breaks lose again and Zandalf tries to find some way to make aspirin appear out of thin air.....so far, unsuccessful* Zandalf: This is going to be a long nig.....WAIT! I've got it! *Zandalf suddenly falls asleep for no apparent reason*
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10-28-2002, 02:49 PM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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"Pst, are you asleep yet?"
"Yes, that's why I'm talking." Giggle "Is she asleep?" "I dunno, poke her." "You poke her." "No you." "Jeez you guys, I'll poke her." Poke Silence "She's either asleep or dead." "Ewwww" Giggle "What about him?" "Who?" "Him." "Oh him." "Is he asleep?" "Shhhhhh!" "Sorry. Is he asleep?" "Poke him." "NO." "Alright everybody," said Zandalf. "Go to sleee....." "Is he asleep now?" Giggle
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 10-28-2002 at 02:50 PM. |
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10-28-2002, 03:34 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Tring, Herts, England
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Emily: I'm thirsty
 Elizabeth: Yeah, me too *creep towards kitchen* Suddenly guard penguins appear from nowhere Penguins: Mier!!! Girls: We're leaving!!! *rush back to bed and shut up* ooc: sorry! Weirdness abounds
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10-28-2002, 04:03 PM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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Gemma - *opens an eye, sees Emily and Elizabeth return. * Is anyone awake?
Emily - Shhh, sleep. Gemma - I want to play cards. Elizabeth - Go to sleep. Gemma - Fne! *goes to sulk in a corner, looking shifty* Penguin - Meir! Meir! (is it meir, or mier, or whichever comes?) MEIR!!! *There is a small pop and they all fall asleep. Zandalf lays down* Zandalf - Ahhh...silence...sweet silence...no more crazy people. Tano - Alright, this isn't funny, where is my blanket! Zandalf - *collapses* (OOC - Sorry about that, i just felt we should all sleep for a few minutes )
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10-28-2002, 06:41 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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Violet: Do you hear footsteps on the corridor?
Elisabeth: *listens* Yes, I guess so. Gemma: But we're all here, now who could that be? Allie: Surely Beorn wouldn't check up on us, now would he? *Silence. Then everyone looks at each other in horror and says: THE RABID SHEEP! AAAAH! Within seconds everyone lies in a bed pretending very hard to be asleep. Some of them are even making snoring noices.* After ten minutes: Sarah: *whispers* Do you guys still hear something? Maggie: Grrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzz Sarah: Maggie, stop pretending to be asleep. Maggie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sarah: *leans over and whispers in Maggie's ear* Glorfindel.... *a smile appears on Maggie's face but she doesn't wake up* Sarah: Oh, man she's reallyasleep! *turns around and pokes Acacia gently in the eye* Fne, also asleep. *tries to steal Tano's blanket but even tano doesn't react* Drat. *A quick inspection of the room shows that the entire TLA is in deep sleep. There's an emtpy tube of aspirine next to Zandalf.* Sarah: Fne, and I'm the only insomniac around here.... Oh well. *turns around and counts chocolate bars until she falls asleep* In the morning the TLA wakes up to the smell of a tasty breakfast.
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