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[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: AACK! Nearly forgot about you!

*The fellowship was having emence (sp?) problems carting off Leah as she was fighting them all very savagely, she finally stops and continues on with them to rivendell with no further delays*

Eowyn: *better now that Imhuriel healed her* Finally! Rivendell!

*for lack of a better solution they tie Leah to a tree and go running through the place in search of Elrond. They stumble into his grand hall and find not only Elrond but Galadriel and Celeborn there as well*

Larien: Oh thank the fates!

Elrond: *Getting up* good to see you! I see your journeys have yet to kill you!

Eowyn: Not yet at least!

Celeborn: Where is that easterling....Seth? and that midget elf...Kalile?

Lalaith:*gloomy* He died fighting. and she left.

Larien: Come quick! *E&L&La tell them all that had happened to their fellowship while going out to see Leah*

Galadriel:*sees al of the wounds Leah has and the ring that is on her finger* Oh dear...

Elrond: Indeed! *goes over and unties Leah*

Galadriel: *placeing hand on Leahs heart* oh no, she has been totally spell bound by Sauron!

Celeborn:*does the same* Yes.....but she is fighting the ring with amazing tenacity!

Fellowship: Yes! but will she be alright?

Elves: uh....

*just then the Ring glows and Leah howls in pain and fights it. The Ring wins, sort of, and Leah slashes the Eldar elves, stabs Elrond and is about to finish them off when her old comrades jump in to protect the elven lords*

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*back at Barad-Dur, Sauron and the Nazguls were munching on popcorn*

Sauron: Oh this is even better than the "last battle" *Leah uppercuts Larien* tha's ma gurl!

WK: whoa! I sure dont wanna be on the recieving end of that girl!

*other Nazgul hoot and cheer like fans at a gladiatorial battle*

N.7: Wow! What a punch!

Sauron: *getting teary eyed* And to think! she is all mine! I dont think a Evil Overlord can get it any better than this! *mentally ordering Leah* Okay I think they had enough! come back here and celebrate with us!

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*back at Rivendell*

Leah: My Lord comands me to finish you off!

Eowyn: Leah! remember me! you cant kill us! we're your friends! stop! please!

Leah: no, my master ordered me too!

*Leah's ring stops glowing and suddenly she stops fighting and turns back to Barad-Dur*

Lalaith:*helping the injured Elven Lady* Get these people up to the healing room so they can be fixed up!

*They all pick up their respective Lords and take them to be healed*

Eowyn:*coming out of the healing room* So girls,i guess we have to wait for them to suggest something so we can rescue poor Leah!

All: *sigh* why did it happen like this?

OOC: Hehehe....

Lalaith: Poor leah? What about us?
Larien: She seems to enjoy being on the dark side!
Eowyn: We gotta do something!
Elrond: But what?
Eowyn: I thought you were dead!
Elrond: Gees, what a thing to say!
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*At Mount Doom*
Sauron: My lady...
Leah: Yes, my lord?
Sauron: Go kill the rest of the Fellowship.
Leah: Yes, but surely it will be impossible.
Sauron: The nine will accompany you.
WK and the other eight: We will?
Sauron: Yes, you will accompany my bride or die!!
Leah: Whoa! Bride? I don't think so.
Sauron: *Chants a few wierd words* Now, will you marry me?
Leah: Yes, my lord.
Sauron: I've very sucsessfully hypnotized her!
WK: Horray for lord of the Good!
Sauron: You mean, horray for lord of the EVIL
WK: oops.
Sauron: I'm sorry I had to do this by force Leah. Ewww! That's too good a name. You need an EVIL name. You are now Evile (e-vile)
WK: O, good one! It's only too VILE!!
*Other eight nazgul roar with laughter*
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*Back at the house of elrond*
Eowyn: I'll never forgive that girl.
Larien: Or is she more of a zombie, than a girl.
Eowyn: She's too good to become entirely evil.
Lalaith: Or is she?

OOC: You'll have to decied if she is!!!
OOC: Sane, you are an evil, but sane, person.

[The last sane person]

OOC: you haven't the faintest Idea. I think I will be....... SEMI-EVIL!! MWAH HA HA HA HA! I have a better name.

*Back at Barad Dur*

Evillyn(pronounced Evil-lyn): My lord it shall be done! *Flies off on dragon to go finish the job*

WK: Aw! do we have to go??

Sauron:*glare*

WK: Okay boys! Follow our mistress!! *runs after Evillyn*
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*at the house of Elrond*

Celeborn:*attempting to get up* argh........ That could not have been a human girl? could it.....?

Galadriel:*holding her bashed head* I am afraid it was!

Eowyn: Damn you Leah! you just had to go all evil on us, didnt you?!

Lalaith:*nursing her wounds* Oh will you stop repeating old news! She has turned evil, thats done. No what are we going to do about it?

Larien: Oh I dont know! thats why we came to these geniouses!*points to the very abused Eldarian Elves*

All:*look at the ancient ones and groan*

*Evillyn bursts through the door flanked by the Nine*

Lalaith:*groan* Here we go again!

*Evillyn sends the Nine to attack the Fellowship while she goes after Eowyn. Eowyn and Evillyn have this really glorious and prolonged fight scene. Finally Eowyn trips and Evillyn grabs her by the throat and lifts her in the air with dagger poised to take Eowyns life*

Eowyn:*gasp* Stop! *gasp* Dont do this! *choke* try to fight this thing! *tries to get down but is held firmly by Evillyn*

Evillyn:*cold smile* Hmmm.... I remeber you! *lowers her to the ground, but still holds her thoat* And the rest of these people too! *Nazgul stop fighting and hold the Elves and squirming Fellowship in their place* Now, you see, you were right about me being to good to become totally Evil. I wont kill you lot per say, but rather leave you for now till further notice!

*Evillyn goes over and kills Gulio and orders the Nazguls to kill his other friend who have been discreatly following the fellowship without really getting into the conversation*

Evillyn: I never liked them in the first place!

*Nazguls get in one last punch or kick into their opponents and take off with their Queen to go make more havoc on middle earth*

Eowyn:*shouting at the retreating figures* Leah!!!!

Lalaith: I have a terrible feeling Leah is -and/or will be- no more!

Larien: Especialy once i'm done with her!!

OOC: and thus the evil scourge of middle earth was born....Evillyn!!! *evil music plays*

[Lalaith]

*As Leah leaves, the fellowship of the girls starts to hunt her*

Larien: We have to get her.
Lalaith: And kill her!
Eowyn: You can't kill her. she is/was our friend.
Larien: We will see what we can do when we stand in front of her

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*the Nazgul and Leah aka Evillyn head towards Barad-dur*
Evillyn: Can you leave me alone for a second? I need to ...!
*she runs into a wood*

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Larien, Lalaith and Eowyn are straying in a wood.
Larien: We will never get her. The Nazgul are too strong for us.
Lalaith: We need to catch her alone.
Larien: That's impossible.
*Eowyn sees something in the wood*
Eowyn: Wait, what's that?
*now they all see Evillyn alone in the wood*
Eowyn: She is alone.
Lalaith: Attac her.
*They run to Leah*
*Larien throws herself at Leah. They fight*
Eowyn: Wait, I'll help you.
*she throws herself at the two fighting girls.*
Lalaith: Maybe you will need this!
*she pulls her knife out of her pocket and gives it Eowyn*
Eowyn: Thanks, Lalaith.
*with the knife she cuts the ring finger from Evillyns hand*
Evillyn: Ah, you b....s!
*Lalaith jumps behind her and knocks her out with a piece of wood*

OOC: I guess she has to be good again. Now, without the ring. But don't forget the Nazgul waiting for Evillyn.

[Elbereth]

*WK and other Nazguls walk in*
WK: Leah, we were looking all over for you! Come now, let me lead you back to your Lord and husband...
Leah: Husband?
ON: Yeah, Sauron, remember him?
Leah: No.
Eowyn: She's lost her memory!
Leah: Well all I know is that I'm never submitting to you guys...*grabs dagger from Eowyn and points it at the Witch King*'
WK: Wait a minute! You were on our side!

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: you haven't the faintest Idea. I think I will be....... SEMI-EVIL!! MWAH HA HA HA HA! I have a better name.

*Back at Barad Dur*

Evillyn(pronounced Evil-lyn): My lord it shall be done! *Flies off on dragon to go finish the job*

WK: Aw! do we have to go??

Sauron:*glare*

WK: Okay boys! Follow our mistress!! *runs after Evillyn*
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*at the house of Elrond*

Celeborn:*attempting to get up* argh........ That could not have been a human girl? could it.....?

Galadriel:*holding her bashed head* I am afraid it was!

Eowyn: Damn you Leah! you just had to go all evil on us, didnt you?!

Lalaith:*nursing her wounds* Oh will you stop repeating old news! She has turned evil, thats done. No what are we going to do about it?

Larien: Oh I dont know! thats why we came to these geniouses!*points to the very abused Eldarian Elves*

All:*look at the ancient ones and groan*

*Evillyn bursts through the door flanked by the Nine*

Lalaith:*groan* Here we go again!

*Evillyn sends the Nine to attack the Fellowship while she goes after Eowyn. Eowyn and Evillyn have this really glorious and prolonged fight scene. Finally Eowyn trips and Evillyn grabs her by the throat and lifts her in the air with dagger poised to take Eowyns life*

Eowyn:*gasp* Stop! *gasp* Dont do this! *choke* try to fight this thing! *tries to get down but is held firmly by Evillyn*

Evillyn:*cold smile* Hmmm.... I remeber you! *lowers her to the ground, but still holds her thoat* And the rest of these people too! *Nazgul stop fighting and hold the Elves and squirming Fellowship in their place* Now, you see, you were right about me being to good to become totally Evil. I wont kill you lot per say, but rather leave you for now till further notice!

*Evillyn goes over and kills Gulio and orders the Nazguls to kill his other friend who have been discreatly following the fellowship without really getting into the conversation*

Evillyn: I never liked them in the first place!

*Nazguls get in one last punch or kick into their opponents and take off with their Queen to go make more havoc on middle earth*

Eowyn:*shouting at the retreating figures* Leah!!!!

Lalaith: I have a terrible feeling Leah is -and/or will be- no more!

Larien: Especialy once i'm done with her!!

OOC: and thus the evil scourge of middle earth was born....Evillyn!!! *evil music plays*

OOC: Hold it. We can't kill Gulio. We'd have to ask him.
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Eowyn: Leah? Are you good?
Leah: I think so...
Larien: Do you remember anything?
Lalaith: Uh, girls?
Eowyn: Ohhhh, did we forget Sauron?
Leah: Sauron? He's here?
Larien: My question answered: No.
Leah: Kill the WK!
All echo: Kill the WK!!!
Witch King: Nooo!
Other eight: No! He's good! Boss is marvolously evil!
WK: Shut up you dogs. No!!!! Save me Head cheese!
Sauron: Yes, Low Cheese!
*All advance on Other eight*
Other eight: What about us!??
Sauron: I'll save you cheeses!
WK: I'm NOT A LOW CHEESE!!!
Sauron: You are if I say you are!
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OOC: Have fun with this!!!

[The last sane person]

OOC: Oy! didnt you read!? I said I would be semi-evil! and beside, Gulio left!

[The last sane person]

*the Nazgul had all called upon the Head cheese Sauron and he came floating majesticly to their rescue. A HUGE fight ensued with the end result being that Saurons favorit Kilt was ripped and the Nazgul all had their designer cloaks ripped and "Leah's" ring finger and the Ring were restored to her*

fellowship: *sees Evillyn under Saurons spell again* Aw crap!

Evildudes:*sees the same* Yes!!!!!!

Sauron: Okay! Evillyn, finish them!

WK: finish them? you sure?

Sauron: well...Okay! dont kill them, just ruff them up a bit!

*Evillyn proceeds to do so*

Sauron:*sigh* I would have really missed that girl!

WK: Yeah! and to think we nearly lost her! think of all the energy we spent on her!

Sauron: Okay I think they've had enough! *they go back to Barad Dur, leaving the fellowship, bleeding and unconcious, behind them*

OOC: HA! I'm Semi-Evil again! I'll turn good again when i've had enough!

[Lalaith]

OOC: Damn, I wrote such a good post, and I thought I posted it but I can find it nowhere. Damn. I'm too lazy to re-write it.

[The last sane person]

OOC: 'bout what? where did you *think* you posted it?

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Uggg.
Lalaith: Uggg.
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*Sauron is staring at the Fellowship through the palantiri*
Sauron: 'Uggg!' 'I'm Lalaith! :Uggg!' Girls...
Evillyn: Hey!
Sauron: Not you my pussy...You are not just a girl, but an EVIL GIRL!!!
Evillyn: Yeah...And that's the best...
Sauron: Sound more enthusiastic my pussy!
Evillyn: Ok, but I'm not your pussy!
Sauron: Oh, yes you are pussy!!
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*Back with the fellowship*
Eowyn: She is such a crap-ball.
Lalaith: Yeah. Repeat that.
Eowyn: She's such a crap-ball.
Lalaith: I didn't mean it.
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*At Mt. Doom, Evillyn has pushed Sauron out of the way and she's now stareing in the Palantiri*
Sauron: What are they saying Pussy!!??
Evillyn: They have greatly insulting me!
Sauron: WK!
WK: Yes?
Sauron: Murder the company!
Evillyn: *Scooting after them* I wanna go too!!!
Sauron: No you don't pussy. *Holding her back*
Evillyn: Please?
Sauron: No
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*The fellowship is being attacked*
*Larien is stabbed*
Larien: A morgol blade!
Lalaith: We must get her to Rivendell.
Eowyn: It may be fatal. Hurry.

[Lalaith]

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: 'bout what? where did you *think* you posted it?

OOC: I found the problem now. I really did post it, but the server had a break down on that evening and not only my post but various other posts on other threads have disappeared.
I'm not stupid or anything.

[Silme*Christian]

Hey Lalaith who is that on your avatar?

[Lalaith]

*without the help of Evillyn the fellowship is weaker than usual, but they make their way to Rivendell without being killed by the Nazul or by orcs*
Elrond: You? Again?
Lalaith: Sorry Master Elrond, we don't know what to do, She is still evil.
Larien: And her servants are attacing us. We need your help.
Eowyn: you are our last hope!
Elrond: Let me think ... no I can't help you ... but maybe Cirdan can
Eowyn: Cirdan?
Lalaith: From the Grey Havens?
Elrond: yes, he posseses an old, old book which could help you .... you should go and ask him for advice and read in the book

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Eowyn: Help!!
Larien: A book?
Lalaith: Shut up, you're supposed to be almost wrathified!
Larien: Wraithifyed? *Squeak*

[Lalaith]

Lalaith: Aren't you able to read or what? I will go there and sneak a peak ....
Eowyn: hey, I am able to read
Larien: yeah, I am too. So lets go

*the fellowship is leaving Rivendell in order to come to the Grey Havens*

Lalaith: Damn, is this a long way.
Eowyn: let's make a rest. Ah, there is the Prancing Pony. Let's go there.

[Silme*Christian]

OOC: hello everyone! May I join?

[The last sane person]

OOC: Sauron is getting old.

*Evillyn watched the 9 go and growled at Sauron*

Sauron: Now what is it?

Evillyn: Nothing....Just that....

Sauron: Just what?

Evillyn: Oh nothing.... Just that i've had enough of you!

*Evillyn pushes Sauron into mount Doom destroying him, his Ring and channeling all of his power to her own uses*

Evillyn:*summoning Nazgul* Sorry boys! But you have a new boss! One that isnt nearly as stupid enough to pour all of his strength into some stupid ring!

Nazguls:*Groan* Oh crap! We're in for it now!

Evillyn:*cold cruel smile* Nonsense! I'll still need some underlings. Now! Go off and alret the elves and Fellowship of the new developement!

WK: Uh, yes Ma'ma! Er, are we going to fight them er what?

Evillyn: No, I dont feel like killing them right now. Rather like celebrating, go send them a bunch of orcs to kill as a present from me!

Nazgul#3: Oh, okay. Then can we kill them?

Evillyn: No!

Naz#6: Awe...... Please! with death and destruction on top?!

Evillyn: NO!!!! Get lost!!!!!

Nazguls: ACK! *run away to do as she said*

Evillyn: Now.... about this decor.....These black, sharp spikey bits went out of fashion ages ago!!!!

OOC: Oh well, New Dark Lady is on the block!

[Lalaith]

OOC: That's sick

OOC2: I will continue with the journey of the fellowship.

*the fellowship enters the Prancing Pony in Bree*

Lalaith: Hello Everybody
UnknownNo1: Hy sweetie.
*Lalaith punches him and he falls of his chair.*
Lalaith: Don't ever dare to call me sweetie again.


OOC3: enough for now, may somebody else continue

[Eowyn, Lady of Rohan]

Originally posted by Silme*Christian
OOC: hello everyone! May I join?

Sure.

Eowyn: Punch him again, for good measure.
*Lalaith punches him again*
Lalaith: And oned to grow on. *Punches him yet again*

[Lalaith]

OOC: we are a little stuck in the story.