What were they REALLY thinking? - Page 12

Evenstar1400 · 01-19-2003, 06:59 PM

At council of elrond:

Borimir: .... by the blood of my people, your lands kept safe!
Thinking: fangirls are gonna dig this speech

Battle of Helms Deep:

Haldir: GASP GASP GASP BREATHE GASP (as he gets stabbed)
Thinking: somebody get this @$&@*(! axe out of my back!

As uruk hai is running with torch:
audience thinks: ooh its an olympic torch runner! or... wait a minute... then again... hes probibly gonna blow up the wall, isnt he?
uruk hai mother thinks: i thought i told him not to run with a torch in his hand?

As uruk hai are climbing ladders that are attached by rope to wall:
Thinking: i'm suprised those idiots havent thought of cutting the ropes yet!

As gimli jumps off the wall onto the uruk hai:
Gimli thinks: WEEEEEEEEEE LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Audience thinks: what he doin that for? hes gonna get killed!

As Gandalf/reinforcements ride down the hill:
Uruk hai think: we're all gonna die!
Horses think: CANT STOP! GOING TO FAST!
Audience thinks: arent the horses gonna get stabbed by those long pointy spears?
Aragorn thinks: must do something impressive to get attention back on me
Legolas thinks: must do something more impressive than aragorn to impress fangirls
Gimli thinks: how much longer do i have to blow this horn?
Innocent people of rohan think: can you keep the racket down? we're trying to sleep!
Audience thinks: they're safe! they wont die! hey........ nice touch with the rise in the score as they ride down the mountainside!

more will come!

FrodoFriend · 01-20-2003, 10:16 AM

Uruk'hai running with torch: Just wait 'til I show the guys my new lava lamp!

Saruman after Isengard gets flooded: OK, who left the tap running again??

Frodo falling into water in Dead Marshes: I left my contact lens down here somewhere . . .

Ring, while Frodo is petting it: Heh heh, I bet the fan girls are envying me now...

eowyngirl14 · 01-21-2003, 05:40 PM

In respinse to FrodoFriend's last entry...

Boromir while he is dying and Aragorn is kissing his brow... *I bet all the fangirls are drooling right about now!*

Elfhelm · 01-21-2003, 06:16 PM

Elfboy as he snowboards down the steps at Helm's Deep.
*I wish I could do a rail slide. Don't Rohiirim uses railings or what!?*

Tinuviel sings again · 01-24-2003, 04:05 PM

These are some of the funniest things that I've ever read concerning LoTR- keep it up!

Elf Girl · 01-24-2003, 04:31 PM

As Gandalf rides down the hill: *thinking* Why am I hitting people with my staff? Surely there's a better use for it than that.

Adrian Baggins · 01-24-2003, 10:49 PM

*Adrian rides on wolf down Mt. Doom* Knew my wolf would come in handy, stupid brother didn't think to bring his. Oh well, he deserves to get killed after the prank he pulled last night.

Frodo's prank:

Hey, Adi, look at this.*points off into distance* Gotcha.

*hits bro in head* Stupid brother.

LuthienTinuviel · 01-24-2003, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Uruk'hai running with torch: Just wait 'til I show the guys my new lava lamp!

hahahah! that's awesome!

legolas in the helm's deep tower: haha the Uruks are coming to destroy men.. glad im an elf, too bad im surrounded by all these... oh. bugger...

yea, that's terrible, i had some more, but now i can't think of them.

Agburanar · 01-27-2003, 07:33 AM

Aragorn falling off a cliff: "I didn't bargain for this when I read the book!"

FrodoFriend · 01-27-2003, 03:43 PM

Frodo making a funny face while trying to resist the call of the Ring: I knew there was a drawback to lembas... constipation, urgh...

Frodo: And Frodo wouldn't have gotten very far without Sam, would he?
-thinking- : Damn right... who else would've distracted the Orcs for me?

Grima, with tear running down his cheek at the sight of Saruman's army: And I thought I was ugly!

Legolas: Do want me to tell you, or should I look for a box?
-thinking- : Please say the box ... please say the box...

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-27-2003, 05:30 PM

LOL, Abguranar!

Most amusing!

LuthienTinuviel · 01-27-2003, 08:39 PM

Gandalf after aragorn says his name
"gandalf, yes, i was once called that. Gandalf the grey, that is my name" o O (ho ho ho to the funny farm i go!)

im sorry, but his face just reeks of "insane old woman with 43 cats"

leggy after almost falling
"haha glad they weren't filmi- dang it!"

Adrian Baggins · 01-27-2003, 10:07 PM

Frodo at end of FotR: Well, I don't suppose we'll ever see them again.
Thinking: What am I saying, they're standing righ behind Peter, I hate this line, it's so hard to say this early in the shooting, I can't even fee the emotion I need.

Sam: We may Mr. Frodo, we may. Strider'll take good care of 'em.
Thinking: Yah, we might even see them as soon as this scene is over. He'll take good care of them, like he does his son, oh dang it, I didn't tell him his son fell off the cliff this morning, private joke and snigger.

cassiopeia · 01-27-2003, 11:37 PM

Sorry if anybody has done this already!

Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
Frodo: <thinking> Why didn't he say each other! Drat that hussy barmaid!

Agburanar · 01-28-2003, 06:36 AM

The Ringwraiths at Weathertop:

Thinks: "The pay's much better than 'Day of the Living dead', shame the roles are the same, I was hoping for something that would challenge my career and gain me world renown."

FrodoFriend · 01-28-2003, 09:40 AM

Ringwraiths at Weathertop: Hi, we're looking for the Morgul Blade Wielders Convention...

Arwen, watching dead Aragorn turn to stone: Funny, I didn't know he was part troll.

Theoden: Who am I?
Servant guy: And old loony in a nightgow... errr, the King of Rohan!!

Legolas jumping on Gimli's horse in interesting manner: And this is a little thing I call the 'Oooh Enducing' maneuver...

Agburanar · 01-29-2003, 09:11 AM

The Balrog (what he was really saying before they put the roaring etc. on)

"I am the fiery goat of Antioch, hear me roar! Cup of tea anyone? Spiffing. Bit hot in here, someone turn the heating down. [Belch] oops, pardon. Little too much gas, shouldn't have eaten that troll for breakfast. Ciao!"

The Lady of the Wood · 01-29-2003, 04:06 PM

ha ha ha thats funny!!!!

The Lady of the Wood · 01-29-2003, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Grima, with tear running down his cheek at the sight of Saruman's army: And I thought I was ugly!

ha ha ha thats even funnier!

Elfhelm · 01-29-2003, 06:52 PM

The Rohirrim people: Hail King Theoden!
Theoden watches each kneel then turns to glare at Aragorn.
Aragorn finally kneels, too.
Theoden thinks *that's right, upstart, you aren't King yet, and this is MY LAND!*

01-19-2003, 06:59 PM	#221
Evenstar1400 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the inner depths of my lair. Posts: 421	At council of elrond: Borimir: .... by the blood of my people, your lands kept safe! Thinking: fangirls are gonna dig this speech Battle of Helms Deep: Haldir: GASP GASP GASP BREATHE GASP (as he gets stabbed) Thinking: somebody get this @$&@*(! axe out of my back! As uruk hai is running with torch: audience thinks: ooh its an olympic torch runner! or... wait a minute... then again... hes probibly gonna blow up the wall, isnt he? uruk hai mother thinks: i thought i told him not to run with a torch in his hand? As uruk hai are climbing ladders that are attached by rope to wall: Thinking: i'm suprised those idiots havent thought of cutting the ropes yet! As gimli jumps off the wall onto the uruk hai: Gimli thinks: WEEEEEEEEEE LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!! Audience thinks: what he doin that for? hes gonna get killed! As Gandalf/reinforcements ride down the hill: Uruk hai think: we're all gonna die! Horses think: CANT STOP! GOING TO FAST! Audience thinks: arent the horses gonna get stabbed by those long pointy spears? Aragorn thinks: must do something impressive to get attention back on me Legolas thinks: must do something more impressive than aragorn to impress fangirls Gimli thinks: how much longer do i have to blow this horn? Innocent people of rohan think: can you keep the racket down? we're trying to sleep! Audience thinks: they're safe! they wont die! hey........ nice touch with the rise in the score as they ride down the mountainside! more will come! __________________ Treebeard: Hmm, you look like hobbits, smell like hobbits, feel like hobbits and sound like hobbits. You must be orcs!

01-20-2003, 10:16 AM	#222
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Uruk'hai running with torch: Just wait 'til I show the guys my new lava lamp! Saruman after Isengard gets flooded: OK, who left the tap running again?? Frodo falling into water in Dead Marshes: I left my contact lens down here somewhere . . . Ring, while Frodo is petting it: Heh heh, I bet the fan girls are envying me now... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-21-2003, 05:40 PM	#223
eowyngirl14 i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,353	In respinse to FrodoFriend's last entry... Boromir while he is dying and Aragorn is kissing his brow... I bet all the fangirls are drooling right about now! __________________ 'The coming of dawn is ever the hope to the heart of men' -Aragorn 'Then I will die as one of them' -Aragorn TTT movie “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little safety deserve neither liberty nor safety” - Benjamin Franklin arms are made for hugging avatar from the avatar shop! made by Eowyn, Lady of Rohan

01-21-2003, 06:16 PM	#224
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	Elfboy as he snowboards down the steps at Helm's Deep. I wish I could do a rail slide. Don't Rohiirim uses railings or what!? __________________ cya

01-24-2003, 04:05 PM	#225
Tinuviel sings again Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the USA Posts: 24	You guys are hysterical These are some of the funniest things that I've ever read concerning LoTR- keep it up! __________________ As you are I once was and as I am you soon shall be - Inscription from a tombstone

01-24-2003, 04:31 PM	#226
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	As Gandalf rides down the hill: thinking Why am I hitting people with my staff? Surely there's a better use for it than that. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

01-24-2003, 10:49 PM	#227
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Adrian rides on wolf down Mt. Doom Knew my wolf would come in handy, stupid brother didn't think to bring his. Oh well, he deserves to get killed after the prank he pulled last night. Frodo's prank: Hey, Adi, look at this.points off into distance Gotcha. hits bro in head Stupid brother. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

01-27-2003, 07:33 AM	#229
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	Aragorn falling off a cliff: "I didn't bargain for this when I read the book!" __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

01-27-2003, 03:43 PM	#230
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Frodo making a funny face while trying to resist the call of the Ring: I knew there was a drawback to lembas... constipation, urgh... Frodo: And Frodo wouldn't have gotten very far without Sam, would he? -thinking- : Damn right... who else would've distracted the Orcs for me? Grima, with tear running down his cheek at the sight of Saruman's army: And I thought I was ugly! Legolas: Do want me to tell you, or should I look for a box? -thinking- : Please say the box ... please say the box... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-27-2003, 05:30 PM	#231
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	LOL, Abguranar! Most amusing! __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

01-27-2003, 08:39 PM	#232
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	Gandalf after aragorn says his name "gandalf, yes, i was once called that. Gandalf the grey, that is my name" o O (ho ho ho to the funny farm i go!) im sorry, but his face just reeks of "insane old woman with 43 cats" leggy after almost falling "haha glad they weren't filmi- dang it!" __________________

01-27-2003, 10:07 PM	#233
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Frodo at end of FotR: Well, I don't suppose we'll ever see them again. Thinking: What am I saying, they're standing righ behind Peter, I hate this line, it's so hard to say this early in the shooting, I can't even fee the emotion I need. Sam: We may Mr. Frodo, we may. Strider'll take good care of 'em. Thinking: Yah, we might even see them as soon as this scene is over. He'll take good care of them, like he does his son, oh dang it, I didn't tell him his son fell off the cliff this morning, private joke and snigger. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

01-27-2003, 11:37 PM	#234
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Sorry if anybody has done this already! Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam? Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for. Frodo: <thinking> Why didn't he say each other! Drat that hussy barmaid! __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

01-28-2003, 06:36 AM	#235
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	The Ringwraiths at Weathertop: Thinks: "The pay's much better than 'Day of the Living dead', shame the roles are the same, I was hoping for something that would challenge my career and gain me world renown." __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

01-28-2003, 09:40 AM	#236
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	Ringwraiths at Weathertop: Hi, we're looking for the Morgul Blade Wielders Convention... Arwen, watching dead Aragorn turn to stone: Funny, I didn't know he was part troll. Theoden: Who am I? Servant guy: And old loony in a nightgow... errr, the King of Rohan!! Legolas jumping on Gimli's horse in interesting manner: And this is a little thing I call the 'Oooh Enducing' maneuver... __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-29-2003, 09:11 AM	#237
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	The Balrog (what he was really saying before they put the roaring etc. on) "I am the fiery goat of Antioch, hear me roar! Cup of tea anyone? Spiffing. Bit hot in here, someone turn the heating down. [Belch] oops, pardon. Little too much gas, shouldn't have eaten that troll for breakfast. Ciao!" __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

01-29-2003, 04:06 PM	#238
The Lady of the Wood Enting Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the dark side of the moon Posts: 89	ha ha ha thats funny!!!!

01-29-2003, 06:52 PM	#240
Elfhelm Marshal of the Eastmark Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,412	The Rohirrim people: Hail King Theoden! Theoden watches each kneel then turns to glare at Aragorn. Aragorn finally kneels, too. Theoden thinks that's right, upstart, you aren't King yet, and this is MY LAND! __________________ cya

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