I made a song!!!!! part II - Page 12

Tanoliel · 08-19-2003, 01:09 AM

Hee!

I like it, a lot. Good job!

Dwarven Sen · 08-19-2003, 10:10 AM

I made a song but its on the laptop back home, to The eagles deserado, Mr Frodo. Will submit to here eventually as soon as i remember where i left my laptop. i love all the songs on here, hope we carry on without the legends ie- the original manglers that have gone away.

Salquënòrëwen · 08-19-2003, 04:52 PM

I wrote a stupid and pointless song about Frodo...(Note: It was made during a very hyper slumber party fueled by Mountain Dew and suger with me and my other LotR-loving friend...

)

*Read at your own risk*

*Stupidity Ahead*

The Stupid and Pointless "Frodo Song"

Frooodo!
You have the ring of power!
Frooodo!
Why won't Strider take a shower?

Oh Frooodo!
Oh Frooodo!
Oh Frooooooo-ooo-ooo-ooodo!

Frooodo!
You sure fall down a lo-ot!
Frooodo!
Sauron has an evil plo-ot!

Oh Frooodo!
Oh Frooodo!
Oh Froooooooo-ooo-ooo-ooodo!

Froooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-ooodooooooo!

Dreran the Green · 08-19-2003, 05:04 PM

I like it!

Salquënòrëwen · 08-19-2003, 05:23 PM

Really??? Wow! I-I would like to thank the academy...and al of the little people I had to step on to get where I am today! Seriously! They just don't move, so you have to step on them! i mean, get out of the way, for pete's sake! Er...yeh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Jk....

Rosie Gamgee · 08-20-2003, 10:12 AM

I like the Matchmaker one. "No, it can't be destroyed with matches, only in the fires of Mt-" "Shhhhhhh!" LOL!

Dwarven Sen · 08-23-2003, 05:39 AM

The Eagles- Desperado
Mr Frodo

Mr Frodo why don't you come to your senses
You've beaten black riders senseless
For so long now
Oh you're a warrior and I know that you've got your reasons
These things that are creepin' you and force you somehow

Don't you dive under the horses boy
They'll kill you if they're able
The Queen of Elves will be your best friend

And it seems to me that some high things have been dealt upon your table
But you only want the wraiths to get wet
Mr Frodo
Oh you ain't getting any older
Your pain and your honour they're driving you on
And freedom, oh Bree-dom, thats just big people talking
Your mission is walking through ths world not-alone

Don't your feet get cold in mordor time
The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine
Its hard to tell the night time from the day.
Your losing all your high high hopes
Its harder when the feeling grows again

Mr Frodo why dont you come to your senses
Come back to your friendses
Open your gate
He may be reigning and there's a big ship before you
You'd better let somebody love you
Better let somebody love you
Before it's too late

Dwarven Sen · 08-23-2003, 05:42 AM

This is a tribute to the Entmoot legend manglers, Arathorn and Co., you are old school and I salute you. The first songs on this thread were based on Elton John, and this is of the same theme. Ladies, gentlemen and elves, I give you Elton John’s Daniel/ Pippin’s Song

Merry is riding tonight on a plain
I can see through red daylight and the pain
I remember Frodo saying goodbye
God I can see Frodo, through the tears in my eyes

They say Gondor is pretty but I’ve never been
Boromir said it was the best place he’d ever seen
He should know, he lived there enough
Lord, I miss Frodo, I miss him so much

Frodo my cousin, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal
Gollum’s your guide
You’ve seen more than I, Frodo you’ve gone far
Past the riders in the sky

Frodo my cousin, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal
Gollum’s your guide
You’ve seen more than I, Frodo you’ve gone far
Past the riders in the sky

Merry is riding tonight on a plain
I can see through red daylight and the pain
I remember Frodo saying goodbye
God I can see Frodo, through the tears in my eyes

God it looks like Gondor, the white tower hurts my eyes

***azalea*** · 08-23-2003, 02:09 PM

Wow, those are so good!!

Rosie Gamgee · 09-16-2003, 07:18 PM

To 'Edelwiss', from The Sound of Music:

'Simbelmyne'

Simbelmyne, Symbelmyne
Mournfully you greet me.
Small and bright,
Silv'ry white,
Floating on a grassy sea.

Tomb-cov'ring bloom, may you
Blossom here,
Blossom here forever.
Simbelmyne, Simbelmyne
Bless my forebears forever.

Finrod Felagund · 09-19-2003, 11:18 AM

I'd like to repost this one, and pay a tribute to Strawberry IceCream, the starter of this thread, as well as Arathorn, the ultimate song-mangler. I salute you both!

The Ring Will Come Home
(Sauron’s Song)
Based On “My Heart Will Go On”
By Celine Dion

Every time I seek you, I sense you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Far across the Shire, my Nazgul, they seek you
But the Witch-King tells me, you’re gone

Near Far, wherever you are
I believe that the ring will come home
Once more, I’ll rule the world
You’ll be safe on my hand yes,
My ring will come home, come home

Narsil touched me one time, and screwed me over for a long time
But now darn Isildur, is gone
The Balrog in Khazad-Dum, should have been Gandalf’s doom
But somehow Mithrandir lives on

Near, far wherever you are
I believe the one ring will come home
I’d pay, to hear Khamul say, that you’re safe in Mordor
That my ring has come home, come home

Saruman and Denethor, Galadriel and Celeborn
With my ring I’ll make sure they’re gone
Elrond and Cirdan and Theoden, that horse-man
Will all be dead but I will go on

Near Far, wherever you are
I believe that the ring will come home
Once more, I’ll rule the world
You’ll be safe on my hand yes,
My ring will come home, come home

When you’re here, then nothing I’ll fear
Oh I hope the one ring will come home
Hobbit folk will go up in smoke
You’ll be safe on my hand
Oh the ring MUST come home, come home

Tanoliel · 09-19-2003, 01:14 PM

Wow...all these new ones are awesome.

Tano

Dwarven Sen · 09-23-2003, 07:50 AM

finrod that was so darn cool. i love it!!

rosie, wow. What else is there to say?

x

Rosie Gamgee · 10-02-2003, 02:09 PM

A few more songs (I don't know if anyone's done these before- if so, sorry):

Forever Young (a song to Frodo)

From Gandalf:
May Samwise go with you down every road you roam
And never wear the Ring when you're far away from home
Do not be eager to deal out judgments undue
And do unto others as you'd have done to you
Be careful and be brave
And in my heart you'll always stay
Forever Young

From Galadriel:
Namarie Frodo, may this phial shine out strong
Anyone can change the future- a prince or a vagabon
Boromir will talk in vain
And in my heart you will remain
Forever Young

From Sam:
Until you finally sail away I'll be
Hopin' that I served you well
"Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee" was what Gandalf did tell
And whatever road you choose
I'm right beside you, win or loose
Forever Young

And...
Bridge Over Anduin- from Sam to Frodo
(Bridge Over Troubled Water)

When you're weary, feelin' small
When you're tempted to wear
The Ring
I will hold your hands!
I'm by your side
Ooo when the goin' rough
And Nazgul are swooping down
Like a bridge over Anduin, I will lay me down!

When we're in Mordor,
And the Mountain's in sight;
When your feet won't hold
You up
I will carry you!
I'll take the Ring
Ooo if Shelob comes
Or Gollum sticks around
Like a bridge over Anduin, I will lay me down!

Bridge

Walk on Master,
Walk on by.
Your time has come
To run
See the Lady's phial
Ooo see how it shines!
Oh if you need a hand
I'm coming right behind
Like a bridge over Anduin, I will ease your mind!!

Tanoliel · 10-02-2003, 07:51 PM

Yay! Such good songs, Rosie!

Tano

Rosie Gamgee · 10-04-2003, 01:03 PM

Got another one;
The Ring (Man From Galilee)
(just the chorus)

Put the Ring in the Shire and it will lay quiet;
Put the Ring in Rivendell and it'll get deployed;
Send the Ring down Anduin and Boromir will get annoyed;
Put the Ring in the Cracks of Doom and it will get destroyed!

(me and my sister worked that one out last night)

***Valandil*** · 10-17-2003, 02:57 PM

OK, throw tomatoes (SP? Quayle?), rotten eggs or darts... but I got this really goofy idea - and the words just "wrote themselves" Here we go...

I Wish They All Could Be Numenorean Girls (by the Belfalas Boys)
(to "... California Girls" by Beach Boys)

Well elven maids are hip, but I can't stand that cold, hard stare.
And the dwarven girls are just not my type, because they're bearded, short and square!
The Easterlings' young daughters always want to pick a fight!
And the Southron girls are just all mixed up, they worship dark instead of light...

(Chorus)
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean,
I wish they all could be Numenorean... Girrrrrlllls!

Don't want a Rohirrim shield-maiden, even though she rides a nag.
And the halfling dames with their hairy feet, to kiss their toes would make me gag!
Even if I found an Entwife, she'd be way too tall for me.
And besides I'd really wanna take her home,
Not live outside like I'm a Tree!

(Chorus)

Gondor's orchards, vineyards, fields yield all the good things this life brings.
I dig an Ithilien honey in a bright green dress, we'd live in Minas Tirith's rings!
And Arnor's winter Yule fires burn so big and warm and bright,
It gives me pause to think, with a hug and a wink, the snow can fall all thru the night!

(Chorus)

Sure we've lost the old home island, to the ineluctable wave.
But when we Exiles sailed over here with Elendil - even our chicks were mighty brave.
I've wandered over Middle Earth and I've seen all kinds of girls,
But Osgiliath and Annuminas, they have the best high girls in this world!

(Chorus X 2)

So... whaddayall think?

I'll let someone else write: "Back in U-M-B-A-R (Don't know how lucky you are... boy)" by the Bedbugs! Or whatever else you'd like to try. Have fun!

Tanoliel · 10-17-2003, 08:46 PM

YAY!

That's really funny...ood job with the words.

Tano

***Valandil*** · 10-18-2003, 07:18 AM

Thanks! It was fun to do. At first I thought of just throwing out the title / concept for someone else to try. Then I thought it could start with "Well elven maids are hip..." - and I was able to piece it together from there.

I'm new to this thread... do you have songs posted? What page(s)?

Falagar · 10-18-2003, 08:29 AM

Great song!

08-19-2003, 01:09 AM	#221
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Hee! I like it, a lot. Good job! __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

08-19-2003, 10:10 AM	#222
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	I made a song but its on the laptop back home, to The eagles deserado, Mr Frodo. Will submit to here eventually as soon as i remember where i left my laptop. i love all the songs on here, hope we carry on without the legends ie- the original manglers that have gone away. __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

08-19-2003, 05:04 PM	#224
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	I like it! __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

08-20-2003, 10:12 AM	#226
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	I like the Matchmaker one. "No, it can't be destroyed with matches, only in the fires of Mt-" "Shhhhhhh!" LOL! __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

08-23-2003, 05:39 AM	#227
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	The Eagles- Desperado Mr Frodo Mr Frodo why don't you come to your senses You've beaten black riders senseless For so long now Oh you're a warrior and I know that you've got your reasons These things that are creepin' you and force you somehow Don't you dive under the horses boy They'll kill you if they're able The Queen of Elves will be your best friend And it seems to me that some high things have been dealt upon your table But you only want the wraiths to get wet Mr Frodo Oh you ain't getting any older Your pain and your honour they're driving you on And freedom, oh Bree-dom, thats just big people talking Your mission is walking through ths world not-alone Don't your feet get cold in mordor time The sky wont snow and the sun wont shine Its hard to tell the night time from the day. Your losing all your high high hopes Its harder when the feeling grows again Mr Frodo why dont you come to your senses Come back to your friendses Open your gate He may be reigning and there's a big ship before you You'd better let somebody love you Better let somebody love you Before it's too late __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

08-19-2003, 04:52 PM	#223
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	I wrote a stupid and pointless song about Frodo...(Note: It was made during a very hyper slumber party fueled by Mountain Dew and suger with me and my other LotR-loving friend... ) Read at your own risk Stupidity Ahead The Stupid and Pointless "Frodo Song" Frooodo! You have the ring of power! Frooodo! Why won't Strider take a shower? Oh Frooodo! Oh Frooodo! Oh Frooooooo-ooo-ooo-ooodo! Frooodo! You sure fall down a lo-ot! Frooodo! Sauron has an evil plo-ot! Oh Frooodo! Oh Frooodo! Oh Froooooooo-ooo-ooo-ooodo! Froooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-ooodooooooo!

08-19-2003, 05:23 PM	#225
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Really??? Wow! I-I would like to thank the academy...and al of the little people I had to step on to get where I am today! Seriously! They just don't move, so you have to step on them! i mean, get out of the way, for pete's sake! Er...yeh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Jk....

08-23-2003, 05:42 AM	#228
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	This is a tribute to the Entmoot legend manglers, Arathorn and Co., you are old school and I salute you. The first songs on this thread were based on Elton John, and this is of the same theme. Ladies, gentlemen and elves, I give you Elton John’s Daniel/ Pippin’s Song Merry is riding tonight on a plain I can see through red daylight and the pain I remember Frodo saying goodbye God I can see Frodo, through the tears in my eyes They say Gondor is pretty but I’ve never been Boromir said it was the best place he’d ever seen He should know, he lived there enough Lord, I miss Frodo, I miss him so much Frodo my cousin, you are older than me Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal Gollum’s your guide You’ve seen more than I, Frodo you’ve gone far Past the riders in the sky Frodo my cousin, you are older than me Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal Gollum’s your guide You’ve seen more than I, Frodo you’ve gone far Past the riders in the sky Merry is riding tonight on a plain I can see through red daylight and the pain I remember Frodo saying goodbye God I can see Frodo, through the tears in my eyes God it looks like Gondor, the white tower hurts my eyes __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

08-23-2003, 02:09 PM	#229
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Wow, those are so good!!

09-16-2003, 07:18 PM	#230
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	To 'Edelwiss', from The Sound of Music: 'Simbelmyne' Simbelmyne, Symbelmyne Mournfully you greet me. Small and bright, Silv'ry white, Floating on a grassy sea. Tomb-cov'ring bloom, may you Blossom here, Blossom here forever. Simbelmyne, Simbelmyne Bless my forebears forever. __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

09-19-2003, 11:18 AM	#231
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	I'd like to repost this one, and pay a tribute to Strawberry IceCream, the starter of this thread, as well as Arathorn, the ultimate song-mangler. I salute you both! The Ring Will Come Home (Sauron’s Song) Based On “My Heart Will Go On” By Celine Dion Every time I seek you, I sense you, I feel you That is how I know you go on Far across the Shire, my Nazgul, they seek you But the Witch-King tells me, you’re gone Near Far, wherever you are I believe that the ring will come home Once more, I’ll rule the world You’ll be safe on my hand yes, My ring will come home, come home Narsil touched me one time, and screwed me over for a long time But now darn Isildur, is gone The Balrog in Khazad-Dum, should have been Gandalf’s doom But somehow Mithrandir lives on Near, far wherever you are I believe the one ring will come home I’d pay, to hear Khamul say, that you’re safe in Mordor That my ring has come home, come home Saruman and Denethor, Galadriel and Celeborn With my ring I’ll make sure they’re gone Elrond and Cirdan and Theoden, that horse-man Will all be dead but I will go on Near Far, wherever you are I believe that the ring will come home Once more, I’ll rule the world You’ll be safe on my hand yes, My ring will come home, come home When you’re here, then nothing I’ll fear Oh I hope the one ring will come home Hobbit folk will go up in smoke You’ll be safe on my hand Oh the ring MUST come home, come home __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!" Last edited by Finrod Felagund : 09-24-2003 at 12:12 PM.

09-19-2003, 01:14 PM	#232
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Wow...all these new ones are awesome. Tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson Last edited by Tanoliel : 09-19-2003 at 01:33 PM.

09-23-2003, 07:50 AM	#233
Dwarven Sen Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Edinburgh University Library Posts: 410	finrod that was so darn cool. i love it!! rosie, wow. What else is there to say? x __________________ Destroy the dementors not the demented. Dont heckle the supervillain Note to Self: Remember that sarcasm is hard to detect from text. What ever you do, don't click this link! my LJ

10-02-2003, 02:09 PM	#234
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	A few more songs (I don't know if anyone's done these before- if so, sorry): Forever Young (a song to Frodo) From Gandalf: May Samwise go with you down every road you roam And never wear the Ring when you're far away from home Do not be eager to deal out judgments undue And do unto others as you'd have done to you Be careful and be brave And in my heart you'll always stay Forever Young From Galadriel: Namarie Frodo, may this phial shine out strong Anyone can change the future- a prince or a vagabon Boromir will talk in vain And in my heart you will remain Forever Young From Sam: Until you finally sail away I'll be Hopin' that I served you well "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee" was what Gandalf did tell And whatever road you choose I'm right beside you, win or loose Forever Young And... Bridge Over Anduin- from Sam to Frodo (Bridge Over Troubled Water) When you're weary, feelin' small When you're tempted to wear The Ring I will hold your hands! I'm by your side Ooo when the goin' rough And Nazgul are swooping down Like a bridge over Anduin, I will lay me down! When we're in Mordor, And the Mountain's in sight; When your feet won't hold You up I will carry you! I'll take the Ring Ooo if Shelob comes Or Gollum sticks around Like a bridge over Anduin, I will lay me down! Bridge Walk on Master, Walk on by. Your time has come To run See the Lady's phial Ooo see how it shines! Oh if you need a hand I'm coming right behind Like a bridge over Anduin, I will ease your mind!! __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

10-02-2003, 07:51 PM	#235
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Yay! Such good songs, Rosie! Tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

10-04-2003, 01:03 PM	#236
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Got another one; The Ring (Man From Galilee) (just the chorus) Put the Ring in the Shire and it will lay quiet; Put the Ring in Rivendell and it'll get deployed; Send the Ring down Anduin and Boromir will get annoyed; Put the Ring in the Cracks of Doom and it will get destroyed! (me and my sister worked that one out last night) __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

10-17-2003, 02:57 PM	#237
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	OK, throw tomatoes (SP? Quayle?), rotten eggs or darts... but I got this really goofy idea - and the words just "wrote themselves" Here we go... I Wish They All Could Be Numenorean Girls (by the Belfalas Boys) (to "... California Girls" by Beach Boys) Well elven maids are hip, but I can't stand that cold, hard stare. And the dwarven girls are just not my type, because they're bearded, short and square! The Easterlings' young daughters always want to pick a fight! And the Southron girls are just all mixed up, they worship dark instead of light... (Chorus) I wish they all could be Numenorean, I wish they all could be Numenorean, I wish they all could be Numenorean... Girrrrrlllls! Don't want a Rohirrim shield-maiden, even though she rides a nag. And the halfling dames with their hairy feet, to kiss their toes would make me gag! Even if I found an Entwife, she'd be way too tall for me. And besides I'd really wanna take her home, Not live outside like I'm a Tree! (Chorus) Gondor's orchards, vineyards, fields yield all the good things this life brings. I dig an Ithilien honey in a bright green dress, we'd live in Minas Tirith's rings! And Arnor's winter Yule fires burn so big and warm and bright, It gives me pause to think, with a hug and a wink, the snow can fall all thru the night! (Chorus) Sure we've lost the old home island, to the ineluctable wave. But when we Exiles sailed over here with Elendil - even our chicks were mighty brave. I've wandered over Middle Earth and I've seen all kinds of girls, But Osgiliath and Annuminas, they have the best high girls in this world! (Chorus X 2) So... whaddayall think? I'll let someone else write: "Back in U-M-B-A-R (Don't know how lucky you are... boy)" by the Bedbugs! Or whatever else you'd like to try. Have fun! Last edited by Valandil : 10-24-2003 at 01:14 PM.

10-17-2003, 08:46 PM	#238
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	YAY! That's really funny...ood job with the words. Tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

10-18-2003, 07:18 AM	#239
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	Thanks! It was fun to do. At first I thought of just throwing out the title / concept for someone else to try. Then I thought it could start with "Well elven maids are hip..." - and I was able to piece it together from there. I'm new to this thread... do you have songs posted? What page(s)?

10-18-2003, 08:29 AM	#240
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Great song! __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle.

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