They'd never say that! - Page 12

afro-elf · 08-19-2002, 12:54 AM

Legoals to Arwen : " Do you have any extra hairspray? This Fellowship thing may take awhile."

Mouth of Sauron to Sauron: " Hey, Boss. Do you want be to get some Visine? It gets the red out." ( Thank Nibs for the inspiration)

Theoden " I've fallen and I can't get up"

Sicirus · 08-19-2002, 10:36 AM

Theoden:I'm to young to fight!!
Feanor:Galadriel you'r haire is like dog crap on the tree of deat
h.
legolas:Mirror mirror on the stone wall whose the preetiest of them all?
Boromir behind mirror: *coughs* Not you!

Arathorn · 08-19-2002, 10:52 AM

Saruman : Palantir, Palantir on the hall...who's the fairest of them all?
Palantir: Quit playen...fool! I iz workin' my kickazz orcz in dem sh**h*les an I find you playen wit muh color tv? You an yore fat@22 maiarf*****iz goin down first whitey bey***********

Sicirus · 08-20-2002, 10:14 AM

Arwen to Aragorn: Guess what i joined the ringwraiths!

Urek-hai to pippin; After you sweety.
Pippin:Oh thankyou.

Frodo to Gandalf after the war: Hey Gandalf were did ya get that nice colorful coat from?

Gandalf: uhh non were frodo why?

Frodo: i think i've seen the same one some were.
Gandalf: no you diden't so forget about it.Thinks to himself. it was hard enough to steal this coat from Saruman. Don't need some Hobbit to take it back. oooo it has a coat warmer in it. NIIIIICE.

Sam: I hate you bill! go eat poisen grass.

The Ringbearer · 08-21-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Sam: I hate you Bill! Go eat poisen grass!

lol Siricus!

Sauron: (singing) All ya need is love! (from the Beatles)

Frodo: (clinging to the Haven's dock) NO! NO! I don't wanna go! Sammy, save me!!!

Sicirus · 08-21-2002, 10:36 AM

All the little hobbities: It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, It;s a small small world. It's a world of laughter a world of tears.

bilbo: I am going to wright a book on my death.

sauron: How about a game of chess? What do you think Voldemort?"

Brokehorn4000 · 08-28-2002, 05:28 PM

Saruman: I wanted to be Joseph in "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"!

But I guess the directors have a prejudice against wierd old men wearing long white dresses!

*throws a temper tantrum*

Conversation between two orcs:

Orc 1: Girl, this war is murder on my facial!

Orc 2: Tell me about it! I can't even get a decent tan!

Orc 1: And look at my sword! Right now I'd prefer a nail file.
Orc 2: *shuffles through purse* Yes!
Orc 1: What?
Orc 2: Look what I found!!!!! *hands over a package to Orc 1*

Orc 1: *unwraps package* Are you serious?! *Opens a container* You're a lifesaver! *Gently rubs Noxema on cheek*

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 03:39 PM

frodo: take the ring
galadriel: when will you men understand im married, stop offering me rings!!! I only took the one from celebrimbor because i had to!
even though that is a nice one..... no i pass the test i will not cheat on celeborn

Christiana · 08-31-2002, 03:40 PM

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 03:45 PM

frodo: take the ring
gandalf : do u think im gay?? Im not marrying u! ur not even 4 feet tall

Christiana · 08-31-2002, 03:52 PM

hahahahehehe!those r good ones.now,how bout this:

Thor:im going to moria Thrain.take this ring.

Thrain:are u nuts!?im not marrying a guy about to die!besides,if i did, that would mean i was hittin on the wrong side of the infield man.

osszie · 08-31-2002, 06:40 PM

Wormtongue:Yes Yes come in........don't stand in the hall like strangers

Wormtongue:I ordered you to take his staff
Guard:You want it .................... u take it off him

Gilmli: Less with the hairspray ok 'lolass.........it's stinging my eyes!!.......why o why do I have to share a horse with an elf

at the halls of theoden
Gimli: psst Aragorn.....that blonde girl beside Theoden is giving you the come-on

In the Paths of the dead
Gimli:This place is the best laxative since Legolass gave me a wink

Sween · 08-31-2002, 07:03 PM

Aragorn to Mr T 'hey man sauron dissed your van'

Mr T 'i pity the fool that disses ma van hes crazier than murdock'

ArwenEvenstar · 08-31-2002, 07:36 PM

osszie thats really funny
Morwen: did u know our childern got married?
Hurin: no who'd they get married to?
Morwen: Each other
Hurin: i knew our family was screwed up, but that's just wrong

Sicirus · 08-31-2002, 09:40 PM

Frodo:I'll be more than happy to take the ring into mordor.
Sam: wow we get to go to mordor can;t wait to get there.
Pippin: Shutup you gay wanna bees.(don't ask)

Brokehorn4000 · 09-01-2002, 09:14 AM

I've learned not to.

entss89 · 09-01-2002, 09:19 AM

PIPPIN) what is that?

MARRY) this my friend is a pint!

PIPPIN) now marry i dont think thats too good for you!

entss89 · 09-01-2002, 09:25 AM

SAURON) Frodo lets just forget about all this!

FRODO) no, you killed my father!

SAURON) no Frodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!

Brokehorn4000 · 09-01-2002, 09:34 AM

Marry? Please spell the character's names right next time. It's Merry for goodness sake!

Sicirus · 09-01-2002, 06:56 PM

Gandalf: oh shutup already elrond and just say it already, we have to go to mt doom and destroy the ring, whats so hard about declaring that. Obviously there is no other way.

elrond:Oh what ever just leave then!

gandalf: finally!!!

Frodo: hey don't I get a say out of this?

Gandalf and elrond together: NO!

08-19-2002, 12:54 AM	#221
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Legoals to Arwen : " Do you have any extra hairspray? This Fellowship thing may take awhile." Mouth of Sauron to Sauron: " Hey, Boss. Do you want be to get some Visine? It gets the red out." ( Thank Nibs for the inspiration) Theoden " I've fallen and I can't get up" __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-19-2002, 10:36 AM	#222
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Theoden:I'm to young to fight!! Feanor:Galadriel you'r haire is like dog crap on the tree of deat h. legolas:Mirror mirror on the stone wall whose the preetiest of them all? Boromir behind mirror: coughs Not you! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-19-2002, 10:52 AM	#223
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Saruman : Palantir, Palantir on the hall...who's the fairest of them all? Palantir: Quit playen...fool! I iz workin' my kickazz orcz in dem sh*hles an I find you playen wit muh color tv? You an yore fat@22 maiarf***iz goin down first whitey bey********* __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 08-19-2002 at 10:54 AM.

08-20-2002, 10:14 AM	#224
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Arwen to Aragorn: Guess what i joined the ringwraiths! Urek-hai to pippin; After you sweety. Pippin:Oh thankyou. Frodo to Gandalf after the war: Hey Gandalf were did ya get that nice colorful coat from? Gandalf: uhh non were frodo why? Frodo: i think i've seen the same one some were. Gandalf: no you diden't so forget about it.Thinks to himself. it was hard enough to steal this coat from Saruman. Don't need some Hobbit to take it back. oooo it has a coat warmer in it. NIIIIICE. Sam: I hate you bill! go eat poisen grass. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-21-2002, 10:36 AM	#226
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	All the little hobbities: It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, It;s a small small world. It's a world of laughter a world of tears. bilbo: I am going to wright a book on my death. sauron: How about a game of chess? What do you think Voldemort?" __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-28-2002, 05:28 PM	#227
Brokehorn4000 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: America, Land That I Love! Posts: 179	Saruman: I wanted to be Joseph in "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"! But I guess the directors have a prejudice against wierd old men wearing long white dresses! throws a temper tantrum Conversation between two orcs: Orc 1: Girl, this war is murder on my facial! Orc 2: Tell me about it! I can't even get a decent tan! Orc 1: And look at my sword! Right now I'd prefer a nail file. Orc 2: shuffles through purse Yes! Orc 1: What? Orc 2: Look what I found!!!!! hands over a package to Orc 1 Orc 1: unwraps package Are you serious?! Opens a container You're a lifesaver! Gently rubs Noxema on cheek __________________ ****************************** "Even if you're going in the right direction, you'll get run over if you just sit there."-- Paraphrase of a quote from some famous guy. Last edited by Brokehorn4000 : 08-28-2002 at 05:29 PM.

08-31-2002, 03:39 PM	#228
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	frodo: take the ring galadriel: when will you men understand im married, stop offering me rings!!! I only took the one from celebrimbor because i had to! even though that is a nice one..... no i pass the test i will not cheat on celeborn __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination! Last edited by ArwenEvenstar : 08-31-2002 at 03:41 PM.

08-31-2002, 03:40 PM	#229
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOL! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-31-2002, 03:45 PM	#230
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	i thought of another one along the same lines frodo: take the ring gandalf : do u think im gay?? Im not marrying u! ur not even 4 feet tall __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

08-31-2002, 03:52 PM	#231
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	hahahahehehe!those r good ones.now,how bout this: Thor:im going to moria Thrain.take this ring. Thrain:are u nuts!?im not marrying a guy about to die!besides,if i did, that would mean i was hittin on the wrong side of the infield man. __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-31-2002, 06:40 PM	#232
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	Wormtongue:Yes Yes come in........don't stand in the hall like strangers Wormtongue:I ordered you to take his staff Guard:You want it .................... u take it off him Gilmli: Less with the hairspray ok 'lolass.........it's stinging my eyes!!.......why o why do I have to share a horse with an elf at the halls of theoden Gimli: psst Aragorn.....that blonde girl beside Theoden is giving you the come-on In the Paths of the dead Gimli:This place is the best laxative since Legolass gave me a wink

08-31-2002, 07:03 PM	#233
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Aragorn to Mr T 'hey man sauron dissed your van' Mr T 'i pity the fool that disses ma van hes crazier than murdock' __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-31-2002, 07:36 PM	#234
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	osszie thats really funny Morwen: did u know our childern got married? Hurin: no who'd they get married to? Morwen: Each other Hurin: i knew our family was screwed up, but that's just wrong __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

08-31-2002, 09:40 PM	#235
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Frodo:I'll be more than happy to take the ring into mordor. Sam: wow we get to go to mordor can;t wait to get there. Pippin: Shutup you gay wanna bees.(don't ask) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

09-01-2002, 09:14 AM	#236
Brokehorn4000 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: America, Land That I Love! Posts: 179	I've learned not to. __________________ ****************************** "Even if you're going in the right direction, you'll get run over if you just sit there."-- Paraphrase of a quote from some famous guy.

09-01-2002, 09:19 AM	#237
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	hi PIPPIN) what is that? MARRY) this my friend is a pint! PIPPIN) now marry i dont think thats too good for you!

09-01-2002, 09:25 AM	#238
entss89 lord of the ents Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: nc Posts: 539	hi SAURON) Frodo lets just forget about all this! FRODO) no, you killed my father! SAURON) no Frodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!

09-01-2002, 09:34 AM	#239
Brokehorn4000 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: America, Land That I Love! Posts: 179	Marry? Please spell the character's names right next time. It's *Merry* for goodness sake! __________________ ****************************** "Even if you're going in the right direction, you'll get run over if you just sit there."-- Paraphrase of a quote from some famous guy.

09-01-2002, 06:56 PM	#240
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf: oh shutup already elrond and just say it already, we have to go to mt doom and destroy the ring, whats so hard about declaring that. Obviously there is no other way. elrond:Oh what ever just leave then! gandalf: finally!!! Frodo: hey don't I get a say out of this? Gandalf and elrond together: NO! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins