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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Mix ups (Movies or books these lines are altered from are in these things())
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Luke:What? Vader:..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Luke:Oh no, he's asleep. Vader  Darth vader snoreing)Luke:I'd slap you if I had a hand!(Robots) Vader:...zzz... Luke:I'm not right handed! Not anymore at least...(The Princess bride) Vader:...zzz... Luke:What is the airspeed volosity of an unladen swollow?(Monty python and the holy grail) Vader:...zzz... Luke:Vader, Vader, where for art thou Vader?(Halmet) Vader:...zzz... Luke:...Give me a sec, I need to think up some more... Vader:...zzz... Luke:My presous! They stoleses it from ussss!!!(Lotr) Vader:...zzz... Luke:I love you Camila!(The Muppets (Gonzo)) Vader:...zzz... Luke:You shall not snooze!(Lotr) Vader:...zzz... Luke:Run away!(Teletubbys) Vader:...zzzzzntajk... Erm, I'm awake! Oh, yeah, Luke I'm your father! Luke:HA!
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02-19-2006, 04:12 PM
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Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lost in the Opera House
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Tellitubbies!
...not as bad as Boobahs or the wiggles, but very close to the mark of Complete Evil Insanity That Isnt Even Fun.
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02-19-2006, 04:59 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Vader: Luke, I am Frodo Bagginses father.*
Luke: Huh? *See "They'd never say that" posts 847-848.
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02-19-2006, 06:36 PM
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The Intermittent One
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: here and there
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02-19-2006, 06:38 PM
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of the House of Fëanor
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles
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Luke, I am your nervous breakdown and it's accompanying hallucination. Mind if I grab a seat? *pulls up chair.* Thanks. Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.
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02-25-2006, 12:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden
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Luke, do you this nice little verse...
Dárth Vader took an axe and gave the emperor forty whacks And when he saw what he had done he gave jar jar forty-one. Luke: Noooooooooo, that's impossible. DV: Well, son, I didn't expect astanding ovation. But your behaviour is not on par.  Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 04-26-2006 at 01:55 AM. |
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02-25-2006, 04:42 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Darth Vader:Luke........................................ ..........
Luke:Yes? Darth Vader:............................................ .........What was I saying? Luke:I realy don't know. Darth Vader:Aw darn, I keep forgeting my line! __________________ Luke... Clean your room. __________________ Darth Vader:Luke........................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................zzzzzzzzzzzz... Luke:Not again! __________________ Luke... I need to go to the bathroom, please don't run when I leave... __________________ Luke...................I..................am...... ................Captan.............Kirk...... __________________ Luke... You have a docters apointment tomorrow for that broken wrist... __________________ Luke... You killed my father! __________________ Luke.............................................. .....................................Take a shower!
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04-25-2006, 06:53 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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"Luke, I am your....FATHER."
"No, it's not true....it's impossible!" "Actually, it's not impossible, it's just highly unlikely." "You make a good point. But still, NOOOOOOO!!!"
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04-26-2006, 04:00 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Luke................I...................am........ ...your..............father...............
Luke... I am your right hand..... Luke... beware the flying lawn gnomes... Luke.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. . .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........um....................................... ...................I'm............................ ..........your brother? No that doesn't sound right, I'm your sis- no never mind...Luke.........................It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, it's a small.. small... world... Luke... we hates the baggens, we must kill him! Luke... nananana boo-boo I just sliced up you-you hahaha... Luke... you can't have any cookies (nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!) Luke... go to your room! Luke... obi-wan killed your father! Luke... now you can find your easter eggs, I'm done hideing them now... Luke.............................................. . are you still there? I can't see a thing in this helmet... (No I'm not) Okay, I'd better go now... Luke... You shall not pass!!! Luke... here's your late birthday presant (Yay! It's a robotic hand! Just what I wanted) Luke................ (What?) .......................................did you know I can make faces at people without them knowing? Luke... TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!!! Luke...Have nice day... Luke...You have a nice head...
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04-26-2006, 10:11 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver, Canada
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V-Luke, I am your father
L-then wy did you cut off my hand? V-it was in the script, remember! L-oh yeah!
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06-04-2006, 02:06 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Here's one I just couldn't resist (Spoiler from Knife of Dreams by Robert Jordan):
Luke, I am the Dragon Reborn.
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06-11-2006, 07:24 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
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this is an incredably long thread....
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06-19-2006, 10:33 AM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Luke........ I..... AM..... Hungry
Luke........ I can't see a thing in this helmet! Luke........ I'm not left handed. Luke........ Want a donut? Luke........ I..... AM your father! (Luke: Oh realy? Well yesterday was fathers day, here's a late fathers day card) Luke........ Why are we sitting out here anyway? Luke........ I am the very model of a modern major genaral I know information... Luke........ Beware the grooooove! Luke........ Get off of that thing, you could get hurt! Luke........ I am the entire nation of scotland (I have nothing against scots, it's just a random nation) Luke........ Sorry about your hand, I'll go get it! Luke........ I'm not realy darth vader! I'm princess Leia! (Takes of the mask to reveal that she is princess Leia) Luke........ Gollum, Gollum... we hates the jedi... Luke........ Take this broshure for artifishal hands, it's the same I went to when I lost my right hand! Luke........ Princess Leia is evil! Luke........ DO THE ROBOT!!! (Darth vader starts doing the robot) Luke........ E.T. phone home!!! Luke........ What's this behind your ear? It's your hand! Luke........ What 36 divided by 9? (It's 4 by the way) Luke........ Come to east widemans furnichure store in west wideman (I just made the town and store up, so if there is realy a store like that, please don't blame me) Luke........ Would you care to buy some girl scout cookies?
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06-20-2006, 08:42 PM
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Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
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06-20-2006, 08:53 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
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Luke... Do you want frys with that?
Vader:Luke... I am your second cuzans uncals aunts friends sisters mothers aunts granddauters sons imagenary friends sisters friends students evil twins roomates sisters friends nefues evil twin! Luke:Then what does that make me? Vader:I have no idea. Luke:Hasn't that been done before? Vader:Not like that with the imagenary friends and evil twins... Luke:Isn't that cheating? Vader:But this conversation is new. Luke:True, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Luke... I ate your gym socks! They stunk! Luke... I want a cookie, why else would I say 'cookie, cookie' all the time? Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... Luke... I have short term memory loss. Luke... How meny finger am I holding up? Luke... All the paint has rubbed off the letter 'N' on my keyboard, I don't know why! Luke... You have spyware! Buy this anti-spyware software now!
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07-07-2006, 04:15 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
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09-23-2006, 07:59 PM
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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Luke... all your base are belong to us!
Luke... click here Luke... I am your friend! (Noooooooooooooo!) Luke... I can't find my light saber, have you seen it? Luke... I have your teddy bear. If you want it back, join the darkside! Luke... wanna play chess? (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!) Luke... I have desa vu. Luke... CHEESE!!! Luke... I forgot what I was saying. Luke... I'll never join the dark side! You can't make me! Luke... You'll never guess who I saw this morning! Luke... Give me cat food! It's the only thing that'll fit in my mask!
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09-23-2006, 11:17 PM
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Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation
Join Date: Aug 2005
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VADER: Luke...Luke...Luke...Luke...I...I...I...I...
LUKE: Is there an echo? Echo? Echo? Echo?
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Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) |
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10-24-2006, 04:07 PM
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Ring-smith
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Luke... I... Like... Cheese...
Luke... Like my haloween costume? I'm realy a 6 year old! Luke... Do you know how annoying sneezeing in this thing is? I once got a cold so bad...
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10-26-2006, 05:43 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom
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Luke... I am you meatball, you lost me off of your spagetti(sp)
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