The Pants Game - Page 11

TinuvielChild · 09-11-2002, 10:10 PM

whoo...I've got a whole bunch of movie Pantses:

If you want him, come and pants him!

Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants!

A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desired to pants him.

Plus some other book titles:

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Pants
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants (or the Pants of Secrets)
Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban (or the Prisoner of Pants)
Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire (or the Goblet of Pants)
Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix (or the Order of the Pants)

The Sword in the Pants
Number the Pants (or Pants the Stars)

Frightened yet? This is what my friends and I do at lunch...we've also done it with the school handbook. You do not want to know some of the things we've come up with...

Vorernil · 09-12-2002, 10:18 AM

I can't believe how entertaining this game is!!! 'Pants' must actually be the funniest word in the English language, if U think about it!!!

"Pants!" Muttered Sam. "I knew I'd want them, if I hadn't got them!"

Pippin felt curiously attracted by the well . . . . Moved by a sudden impulse he groped for his pants, and let them drop.

"Give me pants, Master Elrond". (Boromir)

"Behold Isildur's Pants!" said Elrond.

Boromir frowned, and fingered his great pants (now that one is REALLY wrong, but the original quote was 'Boromir frowned, and fingered his great horn' . . . which really doesn't sound much better!!!)

Comic Book Guy · 09-12-2002, 02:20 PM

TinuvielChild, movie related discussion is forbidden in the forum.

osszie · 09-12-2002, 03:32 PM

(the last line in LotR)

Sam Gamgee - "Well," he said "I'm pants".

TinuvielChild · 09-12-2002, 05:15 PM

I didn't realize this was in the book forum (I did a search for the Pants Game because I couldn't find it). Plus, I wasn't the first one! Cuss whoever it was out too, not just me!

Sminty_Smeagol · 09-12-2002, 08:35 PM

HAHA u guys crack me up! I have one, it's movbie related and prolly been mentioned and i got it from the people at TOR.N, but it's too funny to pass up.

"Whats this? A ranger caught without his pants?" -arwen

Aeryn · 09-12-2002, 08:40 PM

"Well here we are and all ready, but where are the pants ? I can't see any sign of them." Merry @ the enterance of Moria

Lanelf · 09-19-2002, 07:11 AM

Gandalf reading from the book in Moria:
'The next four pants are grimy - I cannot read them'
'Pants are coming...'

And did you know that in the French translation of LOTR, Gandalf says:
'The next four lines are dirty - I cannot read them aloud'
Heehee! Gandalf reads dirty books!
Lanelf
PS: Everyone's are really funny! Disturbing, but funny!

ArwenEvenstar · 09-22-2002, 01:45 PM

i never read much of this before so sorry if i stole one:

Sarauman to Gandalf: " The love of the halflings pants have truly addled your wits"

Frodo to Gandalf: " I wish the pants never came to me"

Human#3.141592653 · 09-28-2002, 11:38 PM

Oh, Arwen's Sarauman to Gandalf one is priceless.

"You look splendid," He said aloud. "I will risk a brief pantsing without consulting Elrond. But quite breif mind you, and then you must sleep again."
--Gandalf to Frodo when he's "healing" in Rivendale.

"I am strider," he answered. "And though he may have forgotten it, your friend has promised me some pants." (he's in dire need!)

Starr Polish · 09-29-2002, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanelf
And did you know that in the French translation of LOTR, Gandalf says:
'The next four lines are dirty - I cannot read them aloud'
Heehee! Gandalf reads dirty books!

Yet another reason books should be read in their original language, if possible.

Agburanar · 10-03-2002, 04:14 AM

"Deserve pants, I'm sure he does. Many who live deserve pants"

Dunadan · 10-03-2002, 04:59 AM

Has no-one done "One pants to rule them all"?
Gandalf to Pippin "Next time throw your pants in.."
On the Field of Cormallen: "Praise them with great pants"

oh god now you've got me going I'll never get any work done. if I get sacked, i'm calling my lawyer.

Human#3.141592653 · 10-03-2002, 08:21 PM

"There, I'll be an orc no more!" Said frodo. "and I'll bear no pants, fair or foul. Let them take me, if they will!"
Sam did likewise and put aside his pants...

At legnth they came back to teh Steward's Door and Beregon looked with grief at his pants. "This deed I shall ever rue..."

osszie · 10-03-2002, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Human#3.141592653
"There, I'll be an orc no more!" Said frodo. "and I'll bear no pants, fair or foul. Let them take me, if they will!"
Sam did likewise and put aside his pants...

At legnth they came back to teh Steward's Door and Beregon looked with grief at his pants. "This deed I shall ever rue..."

lmao

............ more pls Hupi

Human#3.141592653 · 10-03-2002, 09:04 PM

Quote:

lmao............ more pls Hupi

Not quite sure what you said there...but thanks any way!

Here's another one I found:

The King turned to Merry. "I am going to war, Master Meriadoc. In a little while, I shall take the road. I release you form my service, but not form my pants."

durin's bane · 10-03-2002, 10:41 PM

"well, i'm pantsed"

"do not touch the pants!"

"will you look into the pants?"

"let us go through the pants of moria"

Agburanar · 10-04-2002, 09:18 AM

And I shall not be pants, but beautiful and dreadful as the morning and the night.

His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shining pants afar was seen.

TinuvielChild · 10-04-2002, 03:52 PM

A Turin Turambar turun ambartanen: master of pants by pants mastered! Oh happy to be pantsed!

Jador · 10-04-2002, 08:00 PM

O K im going to try some Hobbit pants..
"as for 'little fellow bobbing on the pants' -it almost made him really fierce!"
"'now we are all here'said Gandalf looking at the row of 13 pants-the best detachable party party pants and his own pants hanging up on the pegs. -'quite a merry gathering!' "
"I come from under the pant,and under the pants and over the pants my path has led.And through the pants.I am pants that walk unseen."......."I am the pants finder,the pants cutter,the stinging pants.I was chosen for the lucky pants." - 'so I can well believe'said Smaug 'but that is hardly your usual name'....

Ohhh Its so immature...but I LOVE It!!!!

09-11-2002, 10:10 PM	#201
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	whoo...I've got a whole bunch of movie Pantses: If you want him, come and pants him! Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants! A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants. Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desired to pants him. Plus some other book titles: Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Pants Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants (or the Pants of Secrets) Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban (or the Prisoner of Pants) Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire (or the Goblet of Pants) Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix (or the Order of the Pants) The Sword in the Pants Number the Pants (or Pants the Stars) Frightened yet? This is what my friends and I do at lunch...we've also done it with the school handbook. You do not want to know some of the things we've come up with... __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-12-2002, 10:18 AM	#202
Vorernil Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 22	I can't believe how entertaining this game is!!! 'Pants' must actually be the funniest word in the English language, if U think about it!!! "Pants!" Muttered Sam. "I knew I'd want them, if I hadn't got them!" Pippin felt curiously attracted by the well . . . . Moved by a sudden impulse he groped for his pants, and let them drop. "Give me pants, Master Elrond". (Boromir) "Behold Isildur's Pants!" said Elrond. Boromir frowned, and fingered his great pants (now that one is REALLY wrong, but the original quote was 'Boromir frowned, and fingered his great horn' . . . which really doesn't sound much better!!!) __________________ Diddle deeeee!!!

09-12-2002, 05:15 PM	#205
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	I didn't realize this was in the book forum (I did a search for the Pants Game because I couldn't find it). Plus, I wasn't the first one! Cuss whoever it was out too, not just me! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

09-12-2002, 08:40 PM	#207
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	pants "Well here we are and all ready, but where are the pants ? I can't see any sign of them." Merry @ the enterance of Moria __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

09-19-2002, 07:11 AM	#208
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Gandalf reading from the book in Moria: 'The next four pants are grimy - I cannot read them' 'Pants are coming...' And did you know that in the French translation of LOTR, Gandalf says: 'The next four lines are dirty - I cannot read them aloud' Heehee! Gandalf reads dirty books! Lanelf PS: Everyone's are really funny! Disturbing, but funny! __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

09-12-2002, 02:20 PM	#203
Comic Book Guy Best Ex-Administrator ever Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ireland Posts: 60,547	TinuvielChild, movie related discussion is forbidden in the forum.

09-12-2002, 03:32 PM	#204
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	(the last line in LotR) Sam Gamgee - "Well," he said "I'm pants".

09-12-2002, 08:35 PM	#206
Sminty_Smeagol Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In a house Posts: 1,071	HAHA u guys crack me up! I have one, it's movbie related and prolly been mentioned and i got it from the people at TOR.N, but it's too funny to pass up. "Whats this? A ranger caught without his pants?" -arwen

09-22-2002, 01:45 PM	#209
ArwenEvenstar Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: and why do YOU want to know? Posts: 685	i never read much of this before so sorry if i stole one: Sarauman to Gandalf: " The love of the halflings pants have truly addled your wits" Frodo to Gandalf: " I wish the pants never came to me" __________________ The only thing active about me is my imagination!

09-28-2002, 11:38 PM	#210
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Oh, Arwen's Sarauman to Gandalf one is priceless. "You look splendid," He said aloud. "I will risk a brief pantsing without consulting Elrond. But quite breif mind you, and then you must sleep again." --Gandalf to Frodo when he's "healing" in Rivendale. "I am strider," he answered. "And though he may have forgotten it, your friend has promised me some pants." (he's in dire need!) __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

10-03-2002, 04:14 AM	#212
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	"Deserve pants, I'm sure he does. Many who live deserve pants" __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

10-03-2002, 04:59 AM	#213
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Has no-one done "One pants to rule them all"? Gandalf to Pippin "Next time throw your pants in.." On the Field of Cormallen: "Praise them with great pants" oh god now you've got me going I'll never get any work done. if I get sacked, i'm calling my lawyer.

10-03-2002, 08:21 PM	#214
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	"There, I'll be an orc no more!" Said frodo. "and I'll bear no pants, fair or foul. Let them take me, if they will!" Sam did likewise and put aside his pants... At legnth they came back to teh Steward's Door and Beregon looked with grief at his pants. "This deed I shall ever rue..." __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

10-03-2002, 10:41 PM	#217
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	"well, i'm pantsed" "do not touch the pants!" "will you look into the pants?" "let us go through the pants of moria" __________________ Yada, yada, yada

10-04-2002, 09:18 AM	#218
Agburanar Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Dorset Posts: 608	And I shall not be pants, but beautiful and dreadful as the morning and the night. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shining pants afar was seen. __________________ I would wish, were it to any avail, that the LORD OF THE RINGS FILMS had never been wrought. ROLLING STOCK, WE'RE ROLLING STOCK!!

10-04-2002, 03:52 PM	#219
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	A Turin Turambar turun ambartanen: master of pants by pants mastered! Oh happy to be pantsed! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

10-04-2002, 08:00 PM	#220
Jador Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Land of my Fathers. Posts: 184	O K im going to try some Hobbit pants.. "as for 'little fellow bobbing on the pants' -it almost made him really fierce!" "'now we are all here'said Gandalf looking at the row of 13 pants-the best detachable party party pants and his own pants hanging up on the pegs. -'quite a merry gathering!' " "I come from under the pant,and under the pants and over the pants my path has led.And through the pants.I am pants that walk unseen."......."I am the pants finder,the pants cutter,the stinging pants.I was chosen for the lucky pants." - 'so I can well believe'said Smaug 'but that is hardly your usual name'.... Ohhh Its so immature...but I LOVE It!!!! __________________ 'Some who have read the book.. have found it boring,absurd or contemptible;and I have no cause to complain,since I have similar opinions of thier works...'-JRRT 'If he wins back to the caves,he will pass your count again... Never did I see an axe so wielded'-Aragorn

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