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Old 07-20-2006, 05:19 AM   #201
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Ahhhh, but if it's too peaceful, then it gets boring, what with nothing else to do.
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:26 AM   #202
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A bunch of furry little things start to invade the cafe in search of acorns. The Huorn is too out of it to notice the squirrels crawling up her bark to harvest the nuts. What next Ents hunting for a pretty Oak?
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Old 07-20-2006, 09:51 AM   #203
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aaaaiiii! *attacks squirrels with random blunt object* got 'em, entwife...*wipes brow* ah, what a climactic battle..
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Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:07 PM   #204
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Grey Wolf comes along with a flame-thrower..

WOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Squirrel-roblem solved.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:10 PM   #205
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Ahhhhhh, but have you forgotten that Entwife Oak is, surprise, surprise, made of wood, and that squirrels were climbing up her. so by saying you've got rid of all the squirrels....
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:16 PM   #206
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Instant rewind...


!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW

Covering EWO with fireestinguishing scum to suffocate the residual flames.

Meanwhile the Squirrels jump off her and real time resumes.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSH!!!

gw plays with the ft all over the writhing mass of Squirrels desperately trying to escape.

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Old 07-20-2006, 12:18 PM   #207
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be intersting to see what she makes of this.
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:33 PM   #208
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well...someone wasn't thinking logically...that's what i get for not bringing "protect-the-squirrels-man-or-whatever-he-was-called" sooner...
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
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Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 12:51 PM   #209
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Yay, squirrel time!!!

UZI!!!!!

(I think I got in a lightsaber duel with Lief over this once...)
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:21 PM   #210
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*looks around* nope, butterbeer's not in sight...*sigh* i'll do it than...

big c!!



yeah...that's done with...*beer*
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
----------------
We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:48 PM   #211
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yay...
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:51 PM   #212
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The now begrimed Oak stirs. Her eyes open. Her crown throbs. She sits up and this slimy scum slides off her leaves, branches and bark and goes plop, plap, on the floor. She noticed the soot marks on the marble table. She looks at herself, groans and makes a face. "Did a Dragon get sick all over me? I'll never drink any bottled beverage again".
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Old 07-20-2006, 01:55 PM   #213
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aw...you woke her up...meanies...but wait! your text wasn't red! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:07 PM   #214
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shame.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:15 PM   #215
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i agree...it makes me want to run away...unfortunately, i'm lazy...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
----------------
We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:17 PM   #216
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but then, so are many people.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:21 PM   #217
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yes, but i'm also hardworking when the time comes. i'm just lazy when i don't have anything to do...it's a good lifestyle.
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:32 PM   #218
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i bet.
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:39 PM   #219
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it is. laziness when available saves energy for when it's necessary. makes sense. use that logical mind! ( )
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
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We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
----------------
Shanti, shanti, shantih...
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:45 PM   #220
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indeed, my fellow Albert Einstein(sp).
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