The Teacup Cafe - Page 11

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2005, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Oh... icky!

I'll just go to the moon and bring back cheese

erm, underground clubs aren't actually under ground, it means they are not mainstream, generally the places were devotees of alernative music hang

**Nurvingiel** · 03-11-2005, 08:57 PM

I was just about to ask you what an underground club was exactly but you're in here too!

Hey Pytt, you seem to have retained your ability to type! Excellent work.

Lapsang souchong for all.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-11-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I was just about to ask you what an underground club was exactly but you're in here too!

Hey Pytt, you seem to have retained your ability to type! Excellent work.

Lapsang souchong for all.

think vampyres and goth music, nurvi

ElemmÃrÃ« · 03-11-2005, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Dear Thread Starter,
Your thread had more than 1000 replies, which puts a strain on our servers. Though we acknowledge that the owner of this board is giving us money for the express purpose of providing his board a server, we will still tell him how to run his board. Sorry about your thread being smashed to tiny bits.
Whinily, vBulletin.

That's all I can say...

Embladyne · 03-11-2005, 11:10 PM

Wow. The teacup sure looks different. What to make of it

Have another party?
Spring break started for me today, after my one class. woot, woot!
May I have a cup of plain green tea?

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2005, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElemmÃ*rÃ«

That's all I can say...

I learned more about the whole thing, and vBulletin actually does have a point. But they should provide a handier thread-splitting tool - work with the boards! (See announcement)

Okay, I'm done ranting about that now.

<insert Sam's quote about shelter on Caradhras here>

"If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof make a house!" or cafe.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 11:37 AM

i'm going to a club tonite, best get my miners lamp, as it's underground

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I learned more about the whole thing, and vBulletin actually does have a point. But they should provide a handier thread-splitting tool - work with the boards! (See announcement)

Okay, I'm done ranting about that now.

<insert Sam's quote about shelter on Caradhras here>

"If this is shelter, then one wall and no roof make a house!" or cafe.

Boy, this tread is growing back fast.
I'll check that anousement...

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

erm, underground clubs aren't actually under ground, it means they are not mainstream, generally the places were devotees of alernative music hang

If it was under the ground I wouldn't mind its existence....

And know some food for thought:
Only fools and wizards think they are wise.
And only the wisest knows...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

If it was under the ground I wouldn't mind its existence....

i dont quite understand what you mean?

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

i dont quite understand what you mean?

Eh, if you don't there is no way to explain it...

If you do it couldn't be more clear...

But whatever it is it can't be off topic

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Eh, if you don't there is no way to explain it...

If you do it couldn't be more clear...

But whatever it is it can't be off topic

so this is a hobbit reference, no?

me9996 · 03-12-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

so this is a hobbit reference, no?

No.

P.S.
The admin here wants at least 4 caricters so:
Legolas
Gimli
Gandalf
Ugluk

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2005, 02:35 PM

How did you go from clubs to admins?

Erm... there aren't any rules around the conversation in the Cafe, except, of course, no spamming.

(And... it's characters. Sorry, couldn't resist.

)

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Suddenly, 90% of the CafÃ© winked out of existence...

"My CafÃ©! What the hell is going on!" wailed Nurvingiel, running outside in time to see a huge, black hand lifting away.
The construction had been completed recently, and people were just starting to get used to the new look. "Well, I guess it's back to the tent again. But how are we to stop this from hapenning again? What was that thing?"
The CafÃ© owner sadly walked back to the ruins, and noticed a note on the ground. It read:

Dear Thread Starter,
Your thread had more than 1000 replies, which puts a strain on our servers. Though we acknowledge that the owner of this board is giving us money for the express purpose of providing his board a server, we will still tell him how to run his board. Sorry about your thread being smashed to tiny bits.
Whinily, vBulletin.

Nurvingiel put the note in her pocket, confused. What was a thread? This was her cafÃ©, now mysterioiusly destroyed by unknown and apparently whiny forces. She went back to the ruins to salvage any unbroken dishes, and her treasures - a beautiful mask (origin now forgotten), and one-volume copy of Lord of the Rings, and the CafÃ© Owner's Spoon of Wrath.

The End.

Or is it?

Uh-oh. I take it that something bad happened

.
*is completely alarmed and disturbed*

Something happened. I knew I should have been here.
Why else would "what are you reading right now?" be closed? I bet SBC did it. I'm going to borrow your spoon of wrath, Nurv. I'm marching straight up to SBC transformer station (aka Angband, which is right up the road) and bang on the doors demanding that Morgoth the CEO of SBC come forth for a two (me and my attorney from PPL) on one debate.

**Nurvingiel** · 03-12-2005, 02:57 PM

Get your own Spoon of Wrath!

You can use this Coffee Spoon of Annoyance though.

Random customer: That's just an ordinary coffee spoon. I saw you take it out of the drawer.

Me: Shhh.

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:03 PM

*Gets carried over the wall by a giant pigeons named Thorondor*

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:08 PM

i have a desert spoon of mild amusement

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

i have a desert spoon of mild amusement

Okay, we got the One Spoon, and two of the three spoons. We need 17 more volunteers for spoons of power.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-12-2005, 03:16 PM

Three spoons for the elven kings eating soup
seven for the dwarf lords drinking cups of tes
nine for mortal men doomed to stir
one for the dark lord in his dark cutlery drawer
in the teacup cafe where the shadows lie
one spoon to rule them all, one spoon to find them
one spoon to bring them all, and in the darkness stir them
in the teacup cafe where the shadows lie

03-11-2005, 11:10 PM	#205
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Wow. The teacup sure looks different. What to make of it Have another party? Spring break started for me today, after my one class. woot, woot! May I have a cup of plain green tea? __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

03-12-2005, 03:03 PM	#217
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Gets carried over the wall by a giant pigeons named Thorondor __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Teacup CafÃ© XIX	The last sane person	General Messages	1023	11-06-2007 05:09 PM
Teacup CafÃ© XVIII	Earniel	General Messages	999	06-21-2007 08:12 PM
The Teacup Cafe X	Nurvingiel	General Messages	989	05-08-2006 07:42 AM
Teacup CafÃ© IV	Earniel	General Messages	975	12-26-2005 04:03 PM
The Teacup Cafe III	Lotesse	General Messages	1018	11-18-2005 06:29 AM

03-12-2005, 11:37 AM	#207
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i'm going to a club tonite, best get my miners lamp, as it's underground

03-12-2005, 03:08 PM	#218
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	i have a desert spoon of mild amusement

03-12-2005, 03:16 PM	#220
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Three spoons for the elven kings eating soup seven for the dwarf lords drinking cups of tes nine for mortal men doomed to stir one for the dark lord in his dark cutlery drawer in the teacup cafe where the shadows lie one spoon to rule them all, one spoon to find them one spoon to bring them all, and in the darkness stir them in the teacup cafe where the shadows lie