They'd never say that! - Page 11

***Tessar*** · 08-16-2002, 03:15 AM

As you say fluffy. *sneezes* Mind not shedding while I'm around?

Sicirus · 08-16-2002, 11:03 AM

lol good ones.

Aragorn

in song form from Wizard of OZ) If i only had a brain....

Legolas replies: Or half of one...

treebeard:why are humans doing entmoots?

Gandalf:@#$#% Elrond... Why did you put my hat in the drier?
It shrank. Oh well here you go Frodo I beleive you wanted it anyway.

Frodo later on: AAAAHHHH I should do that more often to get things. Now to get that nice horse of Glorfindels. I wander if horses will shrink in the washer?

Sicirus · 08-16-2002, 11:05 AM

ignore the sad face in front of Aragorns name.

***Tessar*** · 08-16-2002, 01:29 PM

LOL! good ones!

cassiopeia · 08-17-2002, 02:32 AM

Sam following Frodo closely behind whispering to himself: think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.....

Glorfindel to Arwen: No, you cannot ride Asfaloth!!

Bilbo at his speech on his birthday: So, who wants to know the real reason that Frodo moved in with me? See, we are both unmarried and batchelors, so that means........

Boromir at the Council of Elrond after telling them about his and Faramir's dream: And the other night I had this dream about Arwen. She took off all her.........

afro-elf · 08-17-2002, 04:39 AM

From the old Kelly La Brock commercial:

Legolas " Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful."

Well, he might say that actually.

BeardofPants · 08-17-2002, 05:07 AM

OT but... NAPPY?! I don't want to ask...

afro-elf · 08-17-2002, 09:41 AM

Nappy means kinky hair. Only the Brits and their "pals" call a diaper a nappy.

afro-elf · 08-17-2002, 09:43 AM

BTW. I let my hair grow after my shaolin stint and its a "tad thin"
grrr....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-17-2002, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
From the old Kelly La Brock commercial:

Legolas " Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful."

Well, he might say that actually.

Ah, but compared to most other elves he's not all that spectacularly beautiful. I mean, just 'cause he's an elf...

Eowyn Fan · 08-17-2002, 06:36 PM

Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

Eowyn Fan · 08-17-2002, 06:43 PM

Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

Arathorn · 08-17-2002, 06:47 PM

Grishnak: This senseless violence ends now!

<sings to Sauron through Palantir>
"All we are saying...is give peace a chance..."

"Imagine there's no West Isle
It's easy if you try
No Balrogs below us
Above us only flies
Imagine all the Uruks
Living for today..."

Sanna · 08-17-2002, 09:12 PM

Sauron: Frodo, I am your father!
Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Legalos: Uh! It's so cold! We need firewood. Hmmm...Treebeard? Could you come here a minute?
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Gandolf: (as he is pulled down by the Balrog) What are you waiting for fools! Leap in and save me!
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Members of the fellowship, collectively: Frodo! Damn you! Can't you keep yourself from getting killed for once??
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Frodo: I will not take the ring, though I do know the way.
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Galadriel: (upon being offered the ring by Frodo) I really shouldn't, but since you insist...
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Gollum: Does my preciousss make me look fat?
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Gollum: (after biting off Frodo's finger) Mmmm...tastess like chicken my preciouss, chicken...yes.
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Gandolf: (speaking to Saruman) Behold, I am not Gandolf the Grey, I am the Wizard Formerly known as Gandolf the Grey!
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Treebeard: Your speaking too slowly, could you speed it up?
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Sam: Frodo, I don't know about you, but I really, really have to use the bathroom now!!!
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And that's about all I can think of right now.

Sanna

cassiopeia · 08-18-2002, 02:37 AM

Bombadil watching the Hobbits run around naked: And I thought mine was small.

Frodo after getting the ring from Gandalf: Ouch, its hot you fool!

Gandalf to anyone who doesn't spell his name properly: It's GANDALF you fools!

Sicirus · 08-18-2002, 10:20 AM

gollum: Me loves elves! yes we do preciouse.
Gollum: The sun will come out tomarrow, bet you'r preciouse the'll be sun tomarrow, Can wait all night.

Frodo: Time to take my preciouse for a walk!

Elrond: I want to be human! ( How bout you Celebrian?

Celebrian:just shutup already dear. Gandalf looks like he's going to kill you if you don't shut up.

Gandalf in mind

must...not...kill..ever...annoying....elf... .repeats)

Christiana · 08-18-2002, 12:16 PM

cass!*pukes*

Sanna · 08-18-2002, 02:47 PM

Frodo to Sam: Uhh, Sam, do you have to put my head in your lap every time I fall asleep?

Sam (after Frodo is stung by Shelob, nudges at Frodo with his foot): I wonder if he's really dead this time.

Gollum (of Sam & Frodo): We thinksss them hobbitses hasss sssomething going on weee do. Perhappsss they'd go for a threesssome.

Frodo (to Sam, as Gollum hisses near by): Hey Sam, wanna play keep away?

Borromir: Fine then. You all be that way. I'll just go make my own ring of doom.

Legalos: We elves are swift and virtually undetectable. We could easily make it to Mount Doom, so therefore I vote we stuff Frodo in a back pack and carry him there ourselves.

Gandalf: It is Shadowfax, Lord of the horses.
Sam: Whatever. Old Bill's the best.

Frodo (at Counsel of Elrond): What's everyone looking at me for? I'm going home.

Gandalf (at Counsel of Elrond): Frodo will take the ring, and he has offered freely. Though, even if he didn't offer, we'd still make him, because it's the only way we can get rid of him!

Arragon (at the Paths of the Dead): Alright everyone, we will all enter on 3. One, two, three! (prepares to charge forward, then looks behind him) Hey! Where'd everybody go?

Frodo: I will take the ring, though I do not know the way.
Gandalf: Good, good. Here's a map. Hurry back now!

Sanna

The Lady of Ithilien · 08-18-2002, 05:23 PM

Éowyn: "Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. which cuts without wounding and ennobles the one who wields it." (To paraphrase MLK.)

Barliman Butterbur: (Nothing.)

Aragorn: "Leave those two to the Orcs...I've got a kingdom to claim!"

Goldberry: "Tom, let's vacation in the Sahara this year."

Bilbo: "Who invited you?" (and slams door in Dwalin's face).

Théoden to Pippin at Isengard: "Get up and bow, you lazy holbytla! Can't you see I'm a king? Éomer, off with his head!"

Sons of Fëanor: "Sure, Morgoth. Keep the Silmarils."

Merry: "Théoden sucks."

Gandalf: "Pipeweed? I quit 200 years ago, and you should, too!"

Glorfindel: "Aragorn! Finally, I found you! Lose the short guys and let's go - the Nazgûl are coming!"

Éomer: "Peace, Éothain! You take the éored out today...I'm this close to solving that differential equation I've been working on all week."

Dain: "No, Balin, you can't go to Moria, and that's that."

Faramir: "Blondes are such a turn-off."

Saruman: "You're quite right, Gandalf. What was I thinking? Here are the Keys of Orthanc and, please, take my staff, too."

Sam Gamgee: "Oh, stuff it, dad. I'm sick of your crap."

Farmer Maggott: "Mr. Baggins, is it? Grip! Fang! KILL!"

_________________________________________________
Bert: "Mmmm-- this roast lamb is delectable. May I please have another serving, William?"

William: "Why, certainly Bert. Here you go. More mint jelly, too?"

Bert: "Oh, please, yes!"

Tom: "Dash it all -- I've dropped a spot of gravy on the linen. Oh, Jeeves! Jeeves!"
__________________________________________________ __

Sanna · 08-18-2002, 05:55 PM

Okay, I have another. It's also kind of a question I wonder about.

Pippin: Hey Merry, how do Ents and Entwives reproduce when they find eachother?
Merry: I don't know, but I'm sure it takes longer than five minutes.

08-16-2002, 11:03 AM	#202
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol good ones. Aragornin song form from Wizard of OZ) If i only had a brain.... Legolas replies: Or half of one... treebeard:why are humans doing entmoots? Gandalf:@#$#% Elrond... Why did you put my hat in the drier? It shrank. Oh well here you go Frodo I beleive you wanted it anyway. Frodo later on: AAAAHHHH I should do that more often to get things. Now to get that nice horse of Glorfindels. I wander if horses will shrink in the washer? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-16-2002, 11:05 AM	#203
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	ignore the sad face in front of Aragorns name. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-17-2002, 02:32 AM	#205
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Sam following Frodo closely behind whispering to himself: think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts..... Glorfindel to Arwen: No, you cannot ride Asfaloth!! Bilbo at his speech on his birthday: So, who wants to know the real reason that Frodo moved in with me? See, we are both unmarried and batchelors, so that means........ Boromir at the Council of Elrond after telling them about his and Faramir's dream: And the other night I had this dream about Arwen. She took off all her......... __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

08-17-2002, 04:39 AM	#206
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	From the old Kelly La Brock commercial: Legolas " Don't hate me 'cos I'm beautiful." Well, he might say that actually. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-17-2002, 05:07 AM	#207
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	OT but... NAPPY?! I don't want to ask... __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-16-2002, 03:15 AM	#201
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	As you say fluffy. sneezes Mind not shedding while I'm around?

08-16-2002, 01:29 PM	#204
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	LOL! good ones!

08-17-2002, 09:41 AM	#208
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Nappy means kinky hair. Only the Brits and their "pals" call a diaper a nappy. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-17-2002, 09:43 AM	#209
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	BTW. I let my hair grow after my shaolin stint and its a "tad thin" grrr.... __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-17-2002, 06:36 PM	#211
Eowyn Fan Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9	Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it!

08-17-2002, 06:43 PM	#212
Eowyn Fan Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9	Aragorn- This whole ring thing is scary. Let's just give the ring to Sauron and forget about it! __________________ A person who can read but does not is no better than a man who cannot read. And now I shall believe that there are unicorns. The Tempest

08-17-2002, 06:47 PM	#213
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Grishnak: This senseless violence ends now! <sings to Sauron through Palantir> "All we are saying...is give peace a chance..." "Imagine there's no West Isle It's easy if you try No Balrogs below us Above us only flies Imagine all the Uruks Living for today..." __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-17-2002, 09:12 PM	#214
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	LOL!! Okay, here goes: Sauron: Frodo, I am your father! Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOO! ----- Legalos: Uh! It's so cold! We need firewood. Hmmm...Treebeard? Could you come here a minute? ----- Gandolf: (as he is pulled down by the Balrog) What are you waiting for fools! Leap in and save me! ----- Members of the fellowship, collectively: Frodo! Damn you! Can't you keep yourself from getting killed for once?? ----- Frodo: I will not take the ring, though I do know the way. ----- Galadriel: (upon being offered the ring by Frodo) I really shouldn't, but since you insist... ----- Gollum: Does my preciousss make me look fat? ----- Gollum: (after biting off Frodo's finger) Mmmm...tastess like chicken my preciouss, chicken...yes. ----- Gandolf: (speaking to Saruman) Behold, I am not Gandolf the Grey, I am the Wizard Formerly known as Gandolf the Grey! ----- Treebeard: Your speaking too slowly, could you speed it up? ----- Sam: Frodo, I don't know about you, but I really, really have to use the bathroom now!!! ---- And that's about all I can think of right now. Sanna

08-18-2002, 02:37 AM	#215
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Bombadil watching the Hobbits run around naked: And I thought mine was small. Frodo after getting the ring from Gandalf: Ouch, its hot you fool! Gandalf to anyone who doesn't spell his name properly: It's GANDALF you fools! __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

08-18-2002, 10:20 AM	#216
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	gollum: Me loves elves! yes we do preciouse. Gollum: The sun will come out tomarrow, bet you'r preciouse the'll be sun tomarrow, Can wait all night. Frodo: Time to take my preciouse for a walk! Elrond: I want to be human! ( How bout you Celebrian? Celebrian:just shutup already dear. Gandalf looks like he's going to kill you if you don't shut up. Gandalf in mindmust...not...kill..ever...annoying....elf... .repeats) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-18-2002, 12:16 PM	#217
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	cass!pukes __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-18-2002, 02:47 PM	#218
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	LoL. This is great. Frodo to Sam: Uhh, Sam, do you have to put my head in your lap every time I fall asleep? Sam (after Frodo is stung by Shelob, nudges at Frodo with his foot): I wonder if he's really dead this time. Gollum (of Sam & Frodo): We thinksss them hobbitses hasss sssomething going on weee do. Perhappsss they'd go for a threesssome. Frodo (to Sam, as Gollum hisses near by): Hey Sam, wanna play keep away? Borromir: Fine then. You all be that way. I'll just go make my own ring of doom. Legalos: We elves are swift and virtually undetectable. We could easily make it to Mount Doom, so therefore I vote we stuff Frodo in a back pack and carry him there ourselves. Gandalf: It is Shadowfax, Lord of the horses. Sam: Whatever. Old Bill's the best. Frodo (at Counsel of Elrond): What's everyone looking at me for? I'm going home. Gandalf (at Counsel of Elrond): Frodo will take the ring, and he has offered freely. Though, even if he didn't offer, we'd still make him, because it's the only way we can get rid of him! Arragon (at the Paths of the Dead): Alright everyone, we will all enter on 3. One, two, three! (prepares to charge forward, then looks behind him) Hey! Where'd everybody go? Frodo: I will take the ring, though I do not know the way. Gandalf: Good, good. Here's a map. Hurry back now! Sanna

08-18-2002, 05:23 PM	#219
The Lady of Ithilien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Right here in between yesterday and tomorrow. Posts: 357	LOL! Éowyn: "Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. which cuts without wounding and ennobles the one who wields it." (To paraphrase MLK.) Barliman Butterbur: (Nothing.) Aragorn: "Leave those two to the Orcs...I've got a kingdom to claim!" Goldberry: "Tom, let's vacation in the Sahara this year." Bilbo: "Who invited you?" (and slams door in Dwalin's face). Théoden to Pippin at Isengard: "Get up and bow, you lazy holbytla! Can't you see I'm a king? Éomer, off with his head!" Sons of Fëanor: "Sure, Morgoth. Keep the Silmarils." Merry: "Théoden sucks." Gandalf: "Pipeweed? I quit 200 years ago, and you should, too!" Glorfindel: "Aragorn! Finally, I found you! Lose the short guys and let's go - the Nazgûl are coming!" Éomer: "Peace, Éothain! You take the éored out today...I'm this close to solving that differential equation I've been working on all week." Dain: "No, Balin, you can't go to Moria, and that's that." Faramir: "Blondes are such a turn-off." Saruman: "You're quite right, Gandalf. What was I thinking? Here are the Keys of Orthanc and, please, take my staff, too." Sam Gamgee: "Oh, stuff it, dad. I'm sick of your crap." Farmer Maggott: "Mr. Baggins, is it? Grip! Fang! KILL!" _________________________________________________ Bert: "Mmmm-- this roast lamb is delectable. May I please have another serving, William?" William: "Why, certainly Bert. Here you go. More mint jelly, too?" Bert: "Oh, please, yes!" Tom: "Dash it all -- I've dropped a spot of gravy on the linen. Oh, Jeeves! Jeeves!" __________________________________________________ __

08-18-2002, 05:55 PM	#220
Sanna Hobbit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kansas Posts: 20	ROFL!! Okay, I have another. It's also kind of a question I wonder about. Pippin: Hey Merry, how do Ents and Entwives reproduce when they find eachother? Merry: I don't know, but I'm sure it takes longer than five minutes. Last edited by Sanna : 08-18-2002 at 06:05 PM.