Why are you weird? - Page 11

Arathorn · 05-13-2002, 06:36 AM

I think I'll stay away from india. I can't paddle that far to the middle west. I need to be home for SW: Episode II.

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:38 AM

Eh...i don't remember that...are you making this up Thing in the room. (the room is locked)

Because i said i SAILED to America, not Flew...wait, lemme check...

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Well, we'll set sail for India, then! We shall search for the wine there!

What's that I see? Far off in the distance? Arr! A merchant vessel, rich with gold (and wine) for the plunderin'!

Arr! Ahead full!

Perhaps if we wanna continue this 'story' we should create a seperate thread for it, as we will get attacked by the admin for spamming. I think.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:42 AM

According to your oracle, this story is a testament to our weirdness.

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 06:47 AM

I am weird because I just threw my pants out the window at some people that were annoying me. (really!)

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:49 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
According to your oracle, this story is a testament to our weirdness.

Then on we go...TO INDIA!!! *ship hits rock* Damn!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:54 AM

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Then on we go...TO INDIA!!! *ship hits rock* Damn!

Hahahah

What? Pure knowledge can laugh too you know....

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:56 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Hahahah

What? Pure knowledge can laugh too you know....

Right that's it! I'm coming into the room (the room is locked) - but not for much longer, i can pick locks!! HEH heh hehe!! Pure alcoholic can laugh too.

And BTW, your sig, it's all THINGS bright and beautiful!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:04 AM

It's mine own spin. Besides, how do you drown a beautiful sunset?

Okay, so you want to come into the room? How? There's no door. Only this little 3 inch squared (why am I always using non-metric symbols AAARHHJSSSSsl) windows.

We are going to have to get somebody with an axe...

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 07:08 AM

*Brings forth Dwarven Sen's axe

Hacks into the room. (the room is locked) - not now! *

MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Im in now! neh neh! *sticks out tongue*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:09 AM

Arr! Enough of this, we sail to India now! Arathorn, you'd better come with us, we need a Bard, and I promise you'll get back in time for Star Wars! Besides, you signed on with my crew, you can't leave until I say so. If you try to run off I will throw you in the brig (the brig is locked) with Anduril!

*realizes what a control freak I have become* Okay, will you please come if I promise you'll get back in time for SW? It won't take long to find the wine!

Well, harsh discipline is needed to run a ship!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:13 AM

I wonder if it is safe to just have the two of us alone in here.

So now you've seen Anduril, who is in the room (which is....no wait....the room is unlocked). What do you think?

Arathorn · 05-13-2002, 07:15 AM

Only if you give some M&M's, EG; yellow ones with nuts. Lotsa nuts.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:17 AM

*tosses Arathorn a large bag of peanut m&ms*

On second thought, I won't throw anyone in the brig with Anduril (the brig is locked, for I just went over there and locked it!)

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 07:17 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
I wonder if it is safe to just have the two of us alone in here.

So now you've seen Anduril, who is in the room (which is....no wait....the room is unlocked). What do you think?

I think
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I'm gonna lock the door and stay here! HA! Din't expect that did ya?

Until i'm needed up on deck of course!

*gives Arathorn biggest bag of M&M's can find. It's a barrel*

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 07:22 AM

Anduril, are you cheating with the alcoholic elf?!

That's it!! I'm going to burn my beard again, with incense, myrrh, and frankincense!!

And I will see that you all burn in the salty tongues of sea water with the sponges of nasty stinky evil badness.

And your very essence of weirdness shall seep out your ears and become one with mine ear wax.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:25 AM

But you do know, XK, that there is one person, and one person alone for me? Don't you?

Stop trying to attract me to you, okay?

So.....what are we going to do down here? Alone? The room is locked.

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 07:28 AM

Well, BoP, you'd better get down here quick.

I don't really know what XK's intentions are, but I am all chained in the chair. The chair is bolted (to the ground).

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:29 AM

STOP!!! *the captain storms in, momentarily sober, sword drawn*

Part, fools! Put up your swords, you know not what you do!

oops, wrong line.

okay.

Enough of this. We sail for India with the tide, and there can be no quarreling aboard my ship! BoP, calm down, Anduril is not cheating. Or if he is, you shall pretend he's not until this quest is over and we arrive home. E XK, I need you on deck, you are to look to the charts and make sure we don't get lost.

*goes back to being drunk*
Welladay, get to yer posts, ye scurvy dogs! And have a drink!

*gives the entire crew M&Ms and rum, if they's want it!*

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 07:29 AM

I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous....

Dammit, XK back off or I'll cream you with mine evil smelly bad breath!!!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 07:31 AM

BoP, scrub the decks.

05-13-2002, 06:36 AM	#201
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	I think I'll stay away from india. I can't paddle that far to the middle west. I need to be home for SW: Episode II. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-13-2002, 06:47 AM	#204
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I am weird because I just threw my pants out the window at some people that were annoying me. (really!) __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-13-2002, 07:08 AM	#209
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Brings forth Dwarven Sen's axe Hacks into the room. (the room is locked) - not now! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Im in now! neh neh! sticks out tongue __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-13-2002, 07:09 AM	#210
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Arr! Enough of this, we sail to India now! Arathorn, you'd better come with us, we need a Bard, and I promise you'll get back in time for Star Wars! Besides, you signed on with my crew, you can't leave until I say so. If you try to run off I will throw you in the brig (the brig is locked) with Anduril! realizes what a control freak I have become Okay, will you please come if I promise you'll get back in time for SW? It won't take long to find the wine! Well, harsh discipline is needed to run a ship! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 07:15 AM	#212
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Only if you give some M&M's, EG; yellow ones with nuts. Lotsa nuts. __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

05-13-2002, 06:42 AM	#203
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	According to your oracle, this story is a testament to our weirdness.

05-13-2002, 07:04 AM	#208
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	It's mine own spin. Besides, how do you drown a beautiful sunset? Okay, so you want to come into the room? How? There's no door. Only this little 3 inch squared (why am I always using non-metric symbols AAARHHJSSSSsl) windows. We are going to have to get somebody with an axe...

05-13-2002, 07:13 AM	#211
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	I wonder if it is safe to just have the two of us alone in here. So now you've seen Anduril, who is in the room (which is....no wait....the room is unlocked). What do you think?

05-13-2002, 07:17 AM	#213
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	tosses Arathorn a large bag of peanut m&ms On second thought, I won't throw anyone in the brig with Anduril (the brig is locked, for I just went over there and locked it!) __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 07:22 AM	#215
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Anduril, are you cheating with the alcoholic elf?! That's it!! I'm going to burn my beard again, with incense, myrrh, and frankincense!! And I will see that you all burn in the salty tongues of sea water with the sponges of nasty stinky evil badness. And your very essence of weirdness shall seep out your ears and become one with mine ear wax. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-13-2002, 07:25 AM	#216
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	But you do know, XK, that there is one person, and one person alone for me? Don't you? Stop trying to attract me to you, okay? So.....what are we going to do down here? Alone? The room is locked.

05-13-2002, 07:28 AM	#217
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Well, BoP, you'd better get down here quick. I don't really know what XK's intentions are, but I am all chained in the chair. The chair is bolted (to the ground).

05-13-2002, 07:29 AM	#218
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	STOP!!! the captain storms in, momentarily sober, sword drawn Part, fools! Put up your swords, you know not what you do! oops, wrong line. okay. Enough of this. We sail for India with the tide, and there can be no quarreling aboard my ship! BoP, calm down, Anduril is not cheating. Or if he is, you shall pretend he's not until this quest is over and we arrive home. E XK, I need you on deck, you are to look to the charts and make sure we don't get lost. goes back to being drunk Welladay, get to yer posts, ye scurvy dogs! And have a drink! gives the entire crew M&Ms and rum, if they's want it! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 07:29 AM	#219
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous... I will NOT feel jealous.... Dammit, XK back off or I'll cream you with mine evil smelly bad breath!!! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-13-2002, 07:31 AM	#220
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	BoP, scrub the decks. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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