nope.

Much simpler, yet possibly you'll still guess for a while because the way out is opposite from what happens to you if you try that in The Matrix.

BTW; Note that my image and signature are both gone. I wonder how... (no, that's not a hint)

hmmmm... I think of it as a hint. The Picture & Signature don't exsist.....

This place doesn't exsist, the EXIT doesn't exsist! You can't get out of Nowhere! I am in nowhere, so I am nobody. or have no body in this world. So if I pinch myself, I will not wake up. So I have to force myself to wake up by using brain waves to my brother to hit me on the head.

As Sauganast seems to be being ingnored in this room he lighs a lot of fireworks which explode in dazzling colors and shapes. He then disappears in a cloud of, you guessed, blue smoke.


"How did Gandalf get in front of us?"

"Hes a wizard, they come and go as they please."

Just then an enraged Maiar Spirit comes into the scene yelling gibirish about how his name is spelt wrong in the new members part of this board. Will justice ever be served?
Can you not grant a spirit of the maiar one wish? that his name be correct? you should have some respect for a maiar spirit, for they have been around for ages upon ages.

The little hobbit, who was happily munching his popcorn, buttered and salted with onion salt, and watching the movie, leaned back over the seat, held a finger to his lips, and shhhhhushed the enraged Mayor Spirit.

Unfortunately, he had a mouthful of the tasty popcorn, much of which was now sprayed on the enraged spirit.

The hobbit turned back around and sat low in his seat and tried to watch the movie. Soon, he forgot all about everything else and was happily munching his popcorn again.

Sitting down beside Gil, with his own popcon, Darin decides to follow the hobbit's lead, and just enjoy the film.
*tilts the seat back slightly*

Well then, if that was not the right key. I shall find another way. Darin, get your feet off of that coffee table.
*Elbreth rather abruptly picks up the small coffee table, and takes it over to the wall.*
I shall explain. I have here my handi-dandi lightsaber. Of which some of you have seen. If I cut this lovely table in half, like so. *Turns on lightsaber, cuts easily through table.* Then I have two halves. Two halves make a whole. The hole is here by the wall, who voluteers to be the first to crawl through?

Tater is standing on the other side of the hole
"Quick, clime out before Niffiwan desides it's a fake"

MEMEMEMEMEME!

PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!!!!

Tater grabs Bullroarer's hand and pulls him to the safety of General Messages

Gilthalion, your next!

Gilthalion!

Gil-
@#$%@# Gil! put down the @#$% popcorn and get over here!

Tater prepares to help the others out...

Gilthalion reaches out with a buttery hand...

Bullroarer grabs Gil. by the ear and pulls him to safety.

Tater, after we save them, lets "close the hole"

"Owwwwwwwww!"

... grabs a nearby pile of food and begins eating.

Through a mouthful of popcorn, I say, "I think Niffiwan is hinting to us that we have to 'die' to escape from here. Let's test that theory."

*sets the food down and walks over to Niffiwan*

Before the smelly artificial sweetener orc can protest, Johnny Lurker grabs him around the neck and...

... puts him into a sleeper-hold, saying, "You are feeling very sleepy."

(What, you thought I was going to kill him?)

After struggling for a few seconds against Johnny Lurker's iron grasp, Niffiwan passes out.

*makes reference to his Hypnotism for Dummies book*

"Well, it's supposed to be a trance, but... close enough."

Johnny Lurker, swinging his arm in front of Niffiwan's face (he only had a wristwatch, not a pocketwatch), says...

"When I count to ten, you will wake up, and you will wake us up as well."

"1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... um..." (just kidding) "... 7... 8... 9... 10!"

Niffiwan disappears with a poof!

Nif dissappeared in a great puff and a smell like burned sweetener. Elbreth looked around, everyone else was still here! Without and hindrance, Elbreth allowed Tater to help her out through the hole.

Darin heaves a great sigh and gets up from the couch. setting down the popcon and ducks through the hole

Last call for the hole!

After this, its time to "shut the hole"

And dives through the hole.

Or tries to, anyways.

His already-prodigious frame, augmented by the enormous stash of food, gets stuck partway through the hole.

"I'm stuck!"

Johnny sees only one solution... He has to eat all that food!

"*chomp* Okay, *crunch* on my *gulp* mark, *gobble* give me *slurp* a *belch* PUSH!"