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OOC: Oh goodie! I like punch! I'm actually a Fruit Punching Bag.
Sam: I wanna Sex On the Beach with some Shirlie Temple. *winks* Bartender: What? Sam: Oh let me do it. *Jumps over bar and cracks knuckles* Let's see, this is very delicate work. *Bartender ignores him*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 08-09-2003 at 02:10 AM. |
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08-09-2003, 01:42 AM
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ooc: Let me conk me own self, please! Ooh, that sounded bad...
 ic: Ethel (the Pirate's Daughter--hey, Tano, mebbe this be what happens to Ettie?  ): I'll have rum. Please. Thank you.Bartender: Er...okay, here you go...just a minute. Ethel: Thank you sir. Bartender: *looks at her funny* Here's your rum... Ethel: *takes a good swig* There's suddenly a hand, tapping her on the shoulder. And then in the next second, the wrist that is attached to the hand is in the tight grasp of Ethel, who then slams said wrist down on to the bartop, twisting it nastily, and spinning to see who's there. It's a not so tall man with fluffy black hair and bright blue eyes. And very very pale skin. Short Fluffy Man: Excuse me, miss... Ethel: And what can I do for you? SFM: I was just wondering, if you could answer a question for me. . .
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08-09-2003, 01:55 AM
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Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Bessie: *taps short fluffy man*
SFM: Yes? Who are you? Bessie: I'm Bessie. This is a dragon. I would simply like to say that you are fluffy. SFM: Um... Bessie: And also that you oughtent to eat people without permission. And that I'm poisonous. SFM: I see... Dragon: *snorts into beer* Poisonous...
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08-09-2003, 02:09 AM
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*So Sam made himself a fancy drink and went roaming the tables in search for, hopefully a better body. He came back to the bar sadly.*
Sam: There's only bloody men in this bar. Can't find a new body among men. Bessie: Why would you want a new body at all? Sam: Well I always thought that this was just a standard possession. I didn't think I'd keep it. But you know, being male grows on you. Still, if I keep this body I got ta get rid of it's previous occupent. It's a pain. Bessie: Just let him go. Sam: Not quite yet. He is usefull. For one thing I can have twice as many drinks. *Sam finished his drink and pulled a full bottle of vodka out of his pocket.* Sam: It's fun being on the other side of the bar once in a while. *winks* *Soon though, Sam was drunk. Very drunk. The bottle was empty along with another half a one.* Sam: I goorrttta takkkkkkea wiz. Gor baaeing assgggguuuyy is oosfullll sometimes. *He stumbled outside to take a wiz. While stumbling back to the bar, a very attractive young woman stepped out into the street.* Sam: Wow! Yourshis gosh pretty! I'd takee ursis body lik ettthat! Ifsh isis wernh't so GODAMN druk! Woman: You got drunk in the wrong town. *The woman bit Sam's neck and drained him of all blood.* *A slightly twanged vampire walked down the street. Later, when she's sober, she will wonder who this other conciousness is that is asking to be back in his own body. It will be only a few days before she commits suicide.* Sam: Steal my sanity and pay the price, bitch. *Sam Vane will wake up sober with Katt permanatly fixed in his body. Also, he will be conked.* Sam: Aw bloody hell. OOC: Goodie for us landing in a Vamp Town. I think Roya will get conked looking for a crew, but I shall have to think about it.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." Last edited by Katt_knome_hobbit : 08-09-2003 at 02:11 AM. |
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08-09-2003, 05:04 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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OOC: Can I join?
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08-09-2003, 07:04 PM
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OOC: Sure. The thing is we're all gonna be vampire pirates. You could be one of the crew we take on. The pirate name generator is here if you want it.
OOC: Roya, before you get conked, you have to write somat where we get a crew. Like this. *Roya Bloodaxe leaned across the bar and spoke quietly to the bartender.* Roya: We be pirates here, and we're lookin for a crew. It would be vastly kind of ye if you could point me in the direction of someone willing to help us. *The bartender pointed to one of the less grubby men in the bar, who was sitting alone. Roya slowly, but with purpouse, walked over to his table and sat down.* Roya: D'ya like pirates mate? OOC: My idea is you'll negotiate gettin a crew with this fellow. Then you'll take him down to the dock to show um our ship and find out (oh my god) that he's a vampire along with everyone else in this ruddy town. Then you'll get conked. OOC: Oy Legoles? How you wanna be conked? How can water spirits get conked anyway?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-09-2003, 07:37 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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OOC: Water spirits can't.
ic: Ethel: So...you. Fluffy guy. What did you want? *glares* SFM: I wanted to know your name. Ethel: I see. Yes, you were the one staring at me from across the room, weren't you. That's kinda creepy you know. And unless you've got a schooner or a sloop or something I'm not interested. (I am a boat whore. Really.  ) *glares some more*SFM: Actually, well, I wasn't...not like that...oh dear, I am going about this all wrong, aren't I? Could I start again perhaps? Ethel: Nor do I appreciate being et, so none of that either. Someone tried to eat me once. I think they got slightly fried. *sweet smile* SFM: Very well, I'll keep that in mind. My name is Tom. I have a proposition for you and your friends. Ethel: Is that so? Tom: May I know your name first? Ethel: Yes. Tom: *waits expectantly* Ethel: Flint. Tom: Flint? Ethel: Yes, Ethel Flint. Your proposition? Tom: Well, I see that you are pirates...and I know these waters well, and have been looking for a crew to join...
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08-09-2003, 07:43 PM
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OOC: Bugger. I knew there was bound to be a problem with that. Ah well. We'll keep her the way she is. If there is a problem we can always drop her overboard, no harm to her.
OOC: Hey Liz, *takes step back* that last post was really good *takes another step back* you know *step* I was wondering if *step* youcouldwriterecruitingtherestofthecrewformeBYE! *runs off to hide from her obligations in a closet.*
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-09-2003, 07:45 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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OOC: Um, thanks, um, okay, yeah I guess I will, just...not now...later, I promise!
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08-09-2003, 07:47 PM
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OOC: It's just that, I've never been very good writing for the sane people, and tomorrow I'm going home so I'll only have 45 min a day at the library. Maybe we could find someone with more time. Anyone VOLLUNTEER?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-09-2003, 07:50 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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OOC: I'll write it tonight; I'm just being lazy right now is all...
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08-09-2003, 07:52 PM
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OOC: Isnt' being lazy wonderful? Urnngfortunatly, I'm abit TWANGED right now. crraazey
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-09-2003, 07:54 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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I'm....kn....drunk. Drunk. Yes. Yes, very drunk. thlpwe.
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08-09-2003, 07:58 PM
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OOC: You know that luveeaaly feeeelingn when you get wnere bits of skin go numb all around? Is that washt feeling dru,k is? I neevvvers real yy beent druk. But I ahiaintuf eaten alrrrrday. fund I lkie sapaces fukn
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-10-2003, 02:16 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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Bessie: *leans toward Tom. She is completely snackered--or looks to be* A PIRATE! Well, I knew it...SMELLS like a pirate! LOOKS like a pirate! DRINKS like a pirate! *realizes implications of drinking* Ah. Ew....as in gross.
Dragon: You are drunk... Bessie: I'm not as think as you drunk I am. YOU! *points at Ethel* Ethel: Me? Bessie: No...*Dragon moves her finger* TANK YER. YOU! Tom: Me? Bessie: Yes. You be nice, now. Don't drunk get yesterday. Twenged. Twinged. TWANGED. Thasss it. Don't it do. Okay? ooc: hehe....i'm having too much fun...but is she really drunk? *smacks herself* yeah....WAY too much fun...
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-10-2003, 02:31 AM
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OOC: *sigh* It's my last day with unlimited internet access and am I drinking? no. Am I partying heavally? no. I'm passed out in an alley in some forign body with no blood. What a life. But it does have it's perks.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-10-2003, 09:16 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: What ho crew! SHite! this thing grew a page while i was on the plane. I am back and slighlty jet lagged!
Gruby man: I like anyone who can fill me pockets, or bellie. Roya: hmmm, thas nice. So where would a fine samaritan like meself get a crew rounds about ere? Gm: well, depends on the ship ye got and...eh...well, whut your willin to loose. Roya: Excuse me? loose what? GM: eh, nothin much..money, time.... your life Roya: sorry, i didnt catch that last part. GM: *nervous* oh well, thats not important. I can get ya yer crew. Meet a friend o mine back at yer ship. HE'll know which one it is, he'll work out the...details with ya. Roya: *leery* Alright. so i will. *GM gets up to leave* Roya: Oh, and if anything goes amiss, I will come back and finish you off Vampire. *GM Quickley scurries out of the bar and Roya gets up and goes back to the [our ship doesnt have a name]*
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08-11-2003, 04:43 PM
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OOC: Yeah. We do need a name. How bout Twistflame? Fatevenom? Redtear?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-11-2003, 05:16 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: RedTear sounds good, but i was thinking about the Satsuriken after another ship i know.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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08-11-2003, 05:16 PM
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