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06-12-2003, 03:08 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: How does a finger "bounce" at incredible speeds?
Megolas: Hahahaha! Take that you stupid finger! *stomp, stomp,stomp* Finger: yowch!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-12-2003, 04:19 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: Perhaps even the master who weilded it could not have said. Then again, does any of this actually make much sense to you?
 Pippin: Heeeeyyyy!!! Don't stomp on my carrot!! Aragorn: Its not a carrot! Its SAURON!!!! Megolas: He can't hear you. They're too far away. Eowyn: Hey!!! Leave my finger alone!!!!!! *leaps at Megolas* Megolas: EEEKK! run! *they all run*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-12-2003, 05:49 PM
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#183 |
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The Evil One
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Finger: I prefer eyes...
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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06-12-2003, 08:02 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Uh, Eowyn. Fim is playing Eowyn in this. Not you.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-25-2003, 12:51 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
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OOC:Alright I'm back again! Left for vacation then came back and I find that my fav RPG is dying!!! Well I'll just have to fix that wont I? I have a question and it is simply one word...Yarg?
IC: Random orc: Don't feel bad little hobbit we have many carrots! Pip: It's not the same!!!!!!! *kicking and scream as he says this* Orc leader:We will take you North to Isengard! Back with aragorn and his gang... Megolas: But Isengard isn't in the North...? Boromir:Well that was a blober in the movie, but Legolas was soppused to say it. Aragorn: How do you know all this? Boromir:*under his breath* Since I'm smater than you maybe I should king. Aragorn:Since I know how to speak under my breath better than you maybe I should be king. Narrator:Now that the finger is gone Eowyn has gone back to painful task of putting 2 and 2 together...lets watch shall we? Eowyn: *who is the only one that did not seem to here the voice from above* Megolas...Legolas Megolas:Okay...first of all whoever is typing this that is not the vioce from above that is the narrator and second of all the narrator needs to stop talking like we are all a bunch of animals on the Discovery channel! Aragorn:*under his breath* Maybe he should be King.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-25-2003, 12:56 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC:Who should be King? Me?
Megolas: Since i now have super duper elf hearing I heard that! Bobromir: I think we have more important things to accompish rather than watch Eowyn attempt to put 2 and2 together! Megolas: Correct you are! Onwards!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-25-2003, 01:04 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Eowyn:Should I feel insulted?
Megolas: You are very dumb aren't you? Eowyn:Yes I am! All:*sniger* Eowyn:What!? What's so funny?
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-25-2003, 01:17 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas: *snicker* Never mind! Lets go hunt some Orc!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIIIIYA!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-27-2003, 04:35 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Pippin: HEELP! I WANT MY CARROT!!!!
Orc: Its only a carrot! Here! Have this instead! *hands Pippin a cabbage* Pippin: Ooh! Cabbage! *waves at the fellowship* Look everyone! I have a cabbage! Hiiii Megolas! *starts eating his cabage, blissfully unaware that he is being hauled off to Isengard by a bunch of orcs*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-27-2003, 11:34 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas: *groan* Dont you know that you are being hauled off to Isenguard to meet your doom you Moron?!?!?!
Pippin: Weee! *munches on Cabbage* Aragorn: After them! *huff* *puff* Eowyn: I still dont see whats funny!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-28-2003, 08:45 PM
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The Evil One
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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06-29-2003, 05:03 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas: No what?
Boromir: *shrugs* Aragorn: I think i am supposed to run into Eomer and run through Rohan... Boromir: Not more running.....*groan*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-30-2003, 08:22 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Where's my finger?
Boromir: On your hand. Eowyn: *Smack* THe finger I have a crush on!!!! Finger: Ooo! Now I'm 5 fingers!!!! *Turns into 5 fingers* Eowyn: Good for you, my dearest finger!!! Fingers: Ooo! Now I have 5 eyes on the tips of my fingers!!! *gets 5 eyes on it['s 5 fingers*
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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07-01-2003, 10:05 AM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC:
 Holy bugger!Everyone: Aaack!! Aragorn: What is that thing?! Five eyed fingers: MWAHAhahahahaa!!! Megolas: Kill it!!! Five eyed finger: Uhoh. *runs away*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-01-2003, 02:02 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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OOC:Yeah!! People have come back to the thread! I have saved it in the nick of time! Bye the way you people have sersiously strange imaginations to think up a creature like that.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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07-01-2003, 02:16 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas:*chasing after thing* Die!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thing: Ack! *Megolas shoots one of its eyes out* Thing: owch! Everyone else: *cheers* yay megolas! Megolas: *stil chasing Thing* four more to go!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-01-2003, 02:21 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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Eowyn: Noooooooooooo! *tackles Megolas* Not my thing!
Narrator:Eowyn seems to have forgotten all about Megolas. Pipin:Hello is this on? Oh it is? Okay ummm...Fellowship this is a voice over and uh...I just wanted to ask you is your fridge running? All:yeah? Pippin:Well you had better go catch it! All:That was weird. Narrator:No! no! Thats not how the script goes! You were supposed to ask what a fridge was! Boromir:That narrator is really starting to annoy me!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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07-01-2003, 06:07 PM
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The Evil One
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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07-02-2003, 09:14 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Megolas: I hate that narrator *shoots arrow up at sky*
Narrator: Ouch! Megolas: Haha! Pippin: *on Voice over* Hey, can we order pizza on this?
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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07-02-2003, 03:42 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas: Serves you right you stupid git!
Narrator: *_* Megolas:thhpppttt! Boromir: Hey! on with the chase, after the finger!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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