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Elanor · 12-20-2005, 05:07 PM

Luke, I am your dirty laundry.
Noooooo!
Wash me, Luke! Wash ... us. Yes, we meant us.
Neveeeeerrrrr!

Luke, I am your Care Bear. Care Bear Stare!
Noooo---oh, ok. Let's be happy and sing a song.

Grey_Wolf · 12-21-2005, 06:03 AM

Luke, I am your...Chinese Naked Dog.

BeardofPants · 12-22-2005, 06:21 AM

Luke... what are you doing with that gigantic strawberry pink nipple? Oh, and does it come in mauve?

***Jonathan*** · 12-22-2005, 10:29 AM

Luke, mesa be yousa daddy.

hectorberlioz · 12-22-2005, 08:52 PM

50 Cent Vader: Luke, man, I'm your old man!

Grey_Wolf · 01-22-2006, 01:02 PM

Luke catching a whiff of Vader as they swing their lightsabers at each other.
"Phew, Dad! When was the last time you took that armour off and had a shower?"

"Son, I think that kind of question calls for disciplinary measures." Vader weezes and easily evades a slash from Luke's saber and swings his own towards the youth's wrist and severs it.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dad, I didn't mean any offense." Luke screams.

me9996 · 01-30-2006, 01:36 AM

(this is me9996s sister )
__________________

Vader: Luke I am your, aunts brother , grandmothers son, and I am your leagel guardyan!

Luke:............

Curubethion · 02-05-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

50 Cent Vader: Luke, man, I'm your old man!

Yo, wazzup big DV?

hectorberlioz · 02-09-2006, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

Yo, wazzup big DV?

No' much son.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-09-2006, 11:55 PM

Luke, I am your... *cell phone rings and Vader answers. (to guy on the phone: )* Call me back later, Admiral, our I'll force choke you.*hangs up* Where was I?

Curubethion · 02-10-2006, 10:38 PM

DV: Hey, Luke man, I'm, like, so totally your father!
L: NOOOOO!!!!

Grey_Wolf · 02-11-2006, 04:52 AM

Luke: Old Man, I'm so not totally gonna accept this.

DV: Tough luck, Son.

hectorberlioz · 02-12-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

DV: Hey, Luke man, I'm, like, so totally your father!
L: NOOOOO!!!!

Was that another rapper vader or lizzie macguire?

Grey_Wolf · 02-14-2006, 08:47 AM

Luke (going Hamlet): Art thou my father or art thou not? That is the question.

Vader: Sirrah, doest thou have to ask?

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-14-2006, 09:02 AM

Luke, I am your teacup, drink me! DRINK ME!

hectorberlioz · 02-15-2006, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

Luke, I am your teacup, drink me! DRINK ME!

Lizzie Vader: "So I was like, how am I so going to tell Luke that I'm... like, so his father?"

Grey_Wolf · 02-15-2006, 06:15 PM

Luke (doing his Julia inpersonation): Vader, Vader. what is in a name.

Vader: Son, you simply have to stop these silly Shakespeare rip-offs.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-15-2006, 06:23 PM

Luke, I am the winter of our discontent

hectorberlioz · 02-15-2006, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

Luke, I am the winter of our discontent

Luke, I am the Lion in Winter!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-15-2006, 06:27 PM

Luke, I am three rings for the elven kings under the sky, nine for mortal men doomed to die, seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone and one for the dark lord on his dark throne, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie, one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie

(wow, did all that from memory!!)

12-20-2005, 05:07 PM	#181
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Luke, I am your dirty laundry. Noooooo! Wash me, Luke! Wash ... us. Yes, we meant us. Neveeeeerrrrr! Luke, I am your Care Bear. Care Bear Stare! Noooo---oh, ok. Let's be happy and sing a song. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-22-2005, 06:21 AM	#183
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12-22-2005, 10:29 AM	#184
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12-22-2005, 08:52 PM	#185
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02-09-2006, 11:55 PM	#190
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	Luke, I am your... cell phone rings and Vader answers. (to guy on the phone: ) Call me back later, Admiral, our I'll force choke you.hangs up Where was I? __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

12-21-2005, 06:03 AM	#182
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke, I am your...Chinese Naked Dog.

01-22-2006, 01:02 PM	#186
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke catching a whiff of Vader as they swing their lightsabers at each other. "Phew, Dad! When was the last time you took that armour off and had a shower?" "Son, I think that kind of question calls for disciplinary measures." Vader weezes and easily evades a slash from Luke's saber and swings his own towards the youth's wrist and severs it. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Dad, I didn't mean any offense." Luke screams.

02-10-2006, 10:38 PM	#191
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	DV: Hey, Luke man, I'm, like, so totally your father! L: NOOOOO!!!! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

02-11-2006, 04:52 AM	#192
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke: Old Man, I'm so not totally gonna accept this. DV: Tough luck, Son.

02-14-2006, 08:47 AM	#194
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke (going Hamlet): Art thou my father or art thou not? That is the question. Vader: Sirrah, doest thou have to ask?

02-14-2006, 09:02 AM	#195
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Luke, I am your teacup, drink me! DRINK ME!

02-15-2006, 06:15 PM	#197
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Luke (doing his Julia inpersonation): Vader, Vader. what is in a name. Vader: Son, you simply have to stop these silly Shakespeare rip-offs. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 02-16-2006 at 03:25 AM.

02-15-2006, 06:23 PM	#198
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Luke, I am the winter of our discontent

02-15-2006, 06:27 PM	#200
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Luke, I am three rings for the elven kings under the sky, nine for mortal men doomed to die, seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone and one for the dark lord on his dark throne, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie, one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, in the land of mordor where the shadows lie (wow, did all that from memory!!)

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