Entmoot Mud Wrestling - Page 10

***Jonathan*** · 05-22-2003, 02:13 PM

The beasts within Insidious Rex and Finrod Felagund were poorly concealed by a superficial gloss of humanity...
Finrod opened the match by throwing himself over Insidious, who fell backwards into the mud. With Finrod sitting on top of him, Insidious was vulnerable to Finrod’s punches. Insidious quickly found a way to get out of Finrod’s grasp; he took a bite of Finrod’s knee. Finrod screamed with pain while Insidious got to his feet. The taste of blood in Insidious mouth made him howl like a wolf, he had now lost every trace of his former humanity.
The pain in Finrod’s knee had the same effect. Finrod, too, was transformed into a beast. He punched Insidious right on his nose, and Insidious took a few steps backwards. Now he was mad. He leaped forward and grabbed Finrod’s hair with one hand, and started clawing Finrod’s face with the other.
Finrod punched Insidious in the stomach. Insidious poked Finrod’s left eye. Insidious was headbutted in the face. Finrod was pulled in the ears. Finally, Insidious kicked Finrod’s bum. Finrod fell with his face down into the mud.
While Insidious Rex was proclaimed the winner of the match, Finrod muttered “I think I’ve broken something”. Insidious answered “And I probably got a concussion. Let’s help each other find a doctor”. And so they stumbled along, together searching for a doctor, after the most violent wrestling match so far.

Finrod Felagund · 05-22-2003, 02:15 PM

WHAT? I LOST! *cries*

Insidious Rex · 05-22-2003, 02:26 PM

gracious! that hurt just reading that. *spitting out teeth*

***Jonathan*** · 05-22-2003, 03:05 PM

”Give me your worst, little girl”, Lalaith said to Elf Girl. She answered: “Oh, I’ll give you my worst alright”. The two girls clashed and wrestled each other like crazy. The mud splashed and the spectators took a step backwards, yelling “Cat fight!”. And the girls really acted like cats, they hissed and clawed each other. The spectators clapped their hands and stamped with their feet shouting: “Cat fight, cat fight!”.
After many minutes of clawing and hissing, Elf Girl changed her tactic and started boxing Lalaith on her ears and pulled her hair as hard as she could. Lalaith whispered silently to herself “Oh my Illúvatar, I’m loosing. May Darren Hayes, Melissa Joan Hart, Majandra Delfino (and every other singer that I like) give me strength. And Lalaith indeed found the power to resist Elf Girls hits. Eventually Elf Girl began to feel tired, but Lalaith had managed to recover her strength while being attacked by her opponent. Now, Lalaith took advantage of Elf Girl’s fatigue and started hitting back. Elf Girl could only offer little resistance, and soon she was knocked off her feet.
Knowing that the match was over and that she had won, Lalaith sat down on her knees in the mud thinking “Thank you Illúvatar for granting my request”. She got up and bowed politely in front of the spectators, who were beside themselves with excitement.

Radagast The Brown · 05-22-2003, 03:10 PM

Laiath! you won! good for you.

Baby K is right!

it's rigged!

Quote:

originally posted by Aralyn
I rooted for you Gwai

Does that mean you didn't root for me?

In the end of all matches, would you (jonathan) do a match between the guy champion against the girl champion?

jerseydevil · 05-22-2003, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
In the end of all matches, would you (jonathan) do a match between the guy champion against the girl champion?

Radagast is getting a bit kinky there.

Insidious Rex · 05-22-2003, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Radagast is getting a bit kinky there.

hey if it works in golf why not in mud wrestling. if you can hack it i say let em play.

***Jonathan*** · 05-22-2003, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Insidious Rex
hey if it works in golf why not in mud wrestling. if you can hack it i say let em play.

No arrangements have been made yet, but the Mud Wrestling management is considering man vs. woman match-ups after the tournament is over.

And the matches are not rigged. Believe it or not.

Go Annika Sörenstam!

Radagast The Brown · 05-22-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

iorignally posted by JD

Radagast is getting a bit kinky there.

I'm not kinky! It was an innocent question.

Quote:

ioirignally posted by IR
hey if it works in golf why not in mud wrestling. if you can hack it i say let em play.

Right!

jerseydevil · 05-22-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
I'm not kinky! It was an innocent question.

Oh yeah - innocent.

Don't cover it up Rad. I'm sure you would have really have wanted to be matched up.

So which girl do you want to be matched up with? I would suggest Wahine.

Radagast The Brown · 05-22-2003, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Oh yeah - innocent. Don't cover it up Rad. I'm sure you would have really have wanted to be matched up. So which girl do you want to be matched up with? I would suggest Wahine.

no nice! I was completely innocent. And no, I won't match again since I 'lost' to GW. But, of course, if Jonathan will agree. And no, not with Wahine! I'm not a kinky.

Lalaith · 05-22-2003, 03:45 PM

What a surprise, I've won. no, this time i am NOT sarcastic

Thanks Jonathan.

And please, learn to spell my name right!

jerseydevil · 05-22-2003, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
no nice! I was completely innocent. And no, I won't match again since I 'lost' to GW. But, of course, if Jonathan will agree. And no, not with Wahine! I'm not a kinky.

With who then? You suggested the men/women match.

Lady of Rohan · 05-22-2003, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aralyn
It's alright Lady of Rohan, Just go back edit your post and insert Spanish.

I know (it was just my own messed up sense of humor that no one else in the world gets, save myslef.

...... unless you where just saying that to be funny, But rilly, it did make me feel stupid

)

*is now having, unfortuanaty, a very hard desicion of who to vote for*

Radagast The Brown · 05-22-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
With who then? You suggested the men/women match.

I suggested, yes. It doesn't mean I want to particpate in the matches. I asked that for you.

Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn · 05-22-2003, 04:28 PM

a men/woman match would be cool

wahine · 05-22-2003, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Oh yeah - innocent. Don't cover it up Rad. I'm sure you would have really have wanted to be matched up. So which girl do you want to be matched up with? I would suggest Wahine.

Love you to JD.

Quote:

. And no, not with Wahine! I'm not a kinky.

Rad...why not with me?! I'd let you win...*wink, wink...*

Jonathon!

Who am I fighting?!

And how exactly do I win...I'll send you a 25...cent piece...or something...

But seriously, this is a hilarious idea.

jerseydevil · 05-22-2003, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wahine
Love you to JD.

I love you too Wahine *gives huge bouquet of roses*

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-22-2003, 10:54 PM

You fight Ruinel, Finrod's "wild side".

Personally, I have the feeling you'd be more likely to win, but as you haven't been around, and you win by "interacting with" (i.e. Kissing up to

) Jonathon, I don't think you have much of a chance...

And a VERY hearty welcome back to the Entmoot, Mrs. Coconuts.

I've missed you. And I LOVE your new avatar.

gollum9630 · 05-22-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
I love you too Wahine *gives huge bouquet of roses*

someone has a crush.

seriosly wahine, he told me he like you

05-22-2003, 02:13 PM	#181
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Insidious Rex vs. Finrod Felagund The beasts within Insidious Rex and Finrod Felagund were poorly concealed by a superficial gloss of humanity... Finrod opened the match by throwing himself over Insidious, who fell backwards into the mud. With Finrod sitting on top of him, Insidious was vulnerable to Finrod’s punches. Insidious quickly found a way to get out of Finrod’s grasp; he took a bite of Finrod’s knee. Finrod screamed with pain while Insidious got to his feet. The taste of blood in Insidious mouth made him howl like a wolf, he had now lost every trace of his former humanity. The pain in Finrod’s knee had the same effect. Finrod, too, was transformed into a beast. He punched Insidious right on his nose, and Insidious took a few steps backwards. Now he was mad. He leaped forward and grabbed Finrod’s hair with one hand, and started clawing Finrod’s face with the other. Finrod punched Insidious in the stomach. Insidious poked Finrod’s left eye. Insidious was headbutted in the face. Finrod was pulled in the ears. Finally, Insidious kicked Finrod’s bum. Finrod fell with his face down into the mud. While Insidious Rex was proclaimed the winner of the match, Finrod muttered “I think I’ve broken something”. Insidious answered “And I probably got a concussion. Let’s help each other find a doctor”. And so they stumbled along, together searching for a doctor, after the most violent wrestling match so far. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-22-2003 at 02:57 PM.

05-22-2003, 02:15 PM	#182
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	WHAT? I LOST! cries __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

05-22-2003, 02:26 PM	#183
Insidious Rex Quasi Evil Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Maryland, US Posts: 4,634	gracious! that hurt just reading that. spitting out teeth __________________ "People's political beliefs don't stem from the factual information they've acquired. Far more the facts people choose to believe are the product of their political beliefs." "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."

05-22-2003, 03:05 PM	#184
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Lalaith vs. Elf Girl ”Give me your worst, little girl”, Lalaith said to Elf Girl. She answered: “Oh, I’ll give you my worst alright”. The two girls clashed and wrestled each other like crazy. The mud splashed and the spectators took a step backwards, yelling “Cat fight!”. And the girls really acted like cats, they hissed and clawed each other. The spectators clapped their hands and stamped with their feet shouting: “Cat fight, cat fight!”. After many minutes of clawing and hissing, Elf Girl changed her tactic and started boxing Lalaith on her ears and pulled her hair as hard as she could. Lalaith whispered silently to herself “Oh my Illúvatar, I’m loosing. May Darren Hayes, Melissa Joan Hart, Majandra Delfino (and every other singer that I like) give me strength. And Lalaith indeed found the power to resist Elf Girls hits. Eventually Elf Girl began to feel tired, but Lalaith had managed to recover her strength while being attacked by her opponent. Now, Lalaith took advantage of Elf Girl’s fatigue and started hitting back. Elf Girl could only offer little resistance, and soon she was knocked off her feet. Knowing that the match was over and that she had won, Lalaith sat down on her knees in the mud thinking “Thank you Illúvatar for granting my request”. She got up and bowed politely in front of the spectators, who were beside themselves with excitement. __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-22-2003, 03:45 PM	#192
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	What a surprise, I've won. no, this time i am NOT sarcastic Thanks Jonathan. And please, learn to spell my name right! __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

05-22-2003, 04:28 PM	#196
Legolas_Frodo_Aragorn The Elven Queen Of All Pyros Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Im like a little bug stuck in the lamp...never going anywhere Posts: 795	a men/woman match would be cool __________________ Would you judge my future based on what i did in the past? Procrastinators Unite!!!.....tomorrrow.... Kids in backseats cause accidents...accidents in backseats cause kids As long as there are tests..there will be prayers in school

05-22-2003, 10:54 PM	#199
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	You fight Ruinel, Finrod's "wild side". Personally, I have the feeling you'd be more likely to win, but as you haven't been around, and you win by "interacting with" (i.e. Kissing up to ) Jonathon, I don't think you have much of a chance... And a VERY hearty welcome back to the Entmoot, Mrs. Coconuts. I've missed you. And I LOVE your new avatar. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle Last edited by Gwaimir Windgem : 05-22-2003 at 10:56 PM.

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