any character v. any character

[me9996]

Aragorn Vs. Ugluk(you already know my nickname for Ugluk):
Ugluk mispronounces his name, While Aragorn is rolling on the floor laughing Ugluk slices him in two!
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Pippin Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk mispronounces his name, Pippin agrees, Ugluk makes hobbit felle'
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Bill the pony Vs. Ugluk:
Sorry, not that intesting, Ugluk would probubly win.
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Treebeard Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk misspronounces his name, Treebeard doesn't get it and stomps him.
But then Treebeard gets it and falls over laughing into Ugluks campfire! (It's a tie)
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Merry Vs. Pippin:
OOH! This is an interesting fight! Would Mary win because of his greater knowlage? Or would Pippin win? Well Pippin doesn't seem to have as much going for him as Mary...
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Treebeard Vs. Gimli:
I don't know, would Gimli chop down Treebeard? Or would Treebeard stomp Gimli?
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Gimli Vs. Gimli:
Gimli would win.
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Gandalf Vs. Treebeard:
Treebeard would be lit on fire before he even gets close.
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Thoran oakenshield Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk Misspronounces his name, Thoran isn't amused, Thoran kills Ugluk.
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Gladreal Vs. Gimli(Like that would ever happen):
Gimli hesatates, Gladreal scares Gimli to death.
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Balrog Vs. Gladreal:
Well the Balrog is a miair, Gladreal is a very scarey elf... Hmm... Probobly the balrog.
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Treebeard Vs. Gladreal:
Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Treebeard stomps Gladreal, Treebeard is scared to death! (Tie)
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Ugluk Vs. Gladreal:
Ugluk misspronouces his name, Gladreal goes scarey evil queen, Ugluk gets scared to death while Gladreal falls out a window laughing.
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Rosey Gamgee Vs. Sam:
I realy don't know... I realy don't, but it is very interesting!
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[jammi567]

They're brilliant! Who's the baddest bad guy-Morgoth or Sauron?! Morgoth with Ungoliant and seven balrogs, or Sauron with a ring, as well as nine ringwaiths.

[The Telcontarion]

Originally Posted by jammi567

They're brilliant! Who's the baddest bad guy-Morgoth or Sauron?! Morgoth with Ungoliant and seven balrogs, or Sauron with a ring, as well as nine ringwaiths.

Morgoth alone, would kill sauron and those nine ringwraiths plus those seven balrogs. He would have been hard put to it at his lowest point, say just before he was defeated, but he would have still won.

In his prime he stood, against all the valar combined:

"Yet so great was the power of his uprising in ages forgotten he contended with Manwe and all the valar, and through long years in Arda held dominion over most of the lands of the earth."

I think in his prime you could through in Ungoliant, and he would kick her @$$ too!!!

I think in the quote, is one of the rear times that Tolkien has ever refered to middle-earth as simply earth.

[ecthelion]

How about a cooking contest - gollum vs. sam? a nice fishes cooking competition?
depends on the judge - if it's sauron then of course gollum. if it's frodo then of course sam.
I think a neutral judge would be gandalf. he liked both gollum and frodo the same.
I think gollum would win because he's a minimalist and wouldn't put all the unnecessary and contransting stupid seasonings.

[me9996]

Or cook it
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Gollum Vs. The eye(From the Peter Jacktion movies)
The eye stares at Gollum, Gollum pokes the eye, har har har, Gollum singes his hand, The eye stares him down, Gollum whines, The eye is so annoyed that it doesn't have any hands that it starts crying, and puts itself out!
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[Gil-Galad 2.0]

Okey I got one. Gil-Galad or Elindil.
My votes Gil-Galad but he is my favorite character in LOTR.

[me9996]

Gollum Vs. Ugluk:
Ugluk misspronounces his name, Gollum doesn't catch it and starts muttering, then Ugluk smushes Gollum.
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Arwen Vs. Sam:
Sam is so amazed by the elf that he doesn't nodice when he gets run through with her pointy elf ears. (Or a sword maybe, for those who don't think elf ears are funny)
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Elrond Vs. Gandalf:
Gandalf frys Elrond, the end.
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Aragorn Vs. Gandalf:
Gandalf frys Aragorn, the end. (Nodice a pattern in Gandalfs fights?)
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Arwen Vs. Gandalf:
Gandalf frys Arwen, the end.
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Arwen Vs. Aragorn:
Aragorn doesn't want to fight, neather does Arwen but she gets over it faster and stabs Aragorn (With EARS!!!)
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Sam Vs. Gimli:
Sam distracts Gimli with bacon, then hits him with the frying pan.
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Feal free to dissagree or add on to any of this stuff

[Rosie Gamgee]

Boromir vs. Aragorn, minus Andruil. It would be a close call, but I really think that Boromir would win; trained in weaponry and all that, and Aragorn devoid of his precious elven sword.

[me9996]

Gandalf Vs. Tom Bombadil:
It's a tie, Gandalf frys ol' Bombadillo but Bombadil gets avenged but thousands of little squirrels...

[me9996]

Aragorn Vs. Legolas:
Aragorn slices Legolas in two, he is then known as "Legless"

[jammi567]

Gandalf vs. Gimli:
Gandalf does a depressing spell on Gimli. Now known as Grimli

[me9996]

Or maybe Grumpy...

Ugluk Vs. Sam.
Ugluk chops up Sam into little peaces. Sam is now known as Spam.

Saruman Vs. Tom Bombadill
Saruman blows up Bombadillo, now known as Tom Bombedadill