they'll never say that - Page 2

jammi567 · 07-20-2006, 01:46 PM

okay.

durinsbane2244 · 07-20-2006, 01:57 PM

yes. "ghost riders in the sky" is a classic country/rockish song written in the 40s...my favortie recording was done by the great johnny cash...

jammi567 · 07-20-2006, 02:09 PM

intersting combination.

durinsbane2244 · 07-20-2006, 02:19 PM

you should listen to it...can i upload a sound file? or would it take too much bandwith? hm...

jammi567 · 07-20-2006, 02:35 PM

you could post a link to it, if it's on the internet.

durinsbane2244 · 07-20-2006, 02:42 PM

i don't think it is...anyway, we digress.

jammi567 · 07-20-2006, 02:47 PM

anyways, coming back on topic (

), have you got anything else that these characters wouldn't normally say.

durinsbane2244 · 07-20-2006, 02:54 PM

harry: alright, voldemort, time for our climactic showdown!
voldy: bring it, punk, i'm level 99!
harry: face my "light of the holy mage of the mystic rose of the shining glory of the blessed sock of nargothrosinzechindom"!!! 2-magic! 2-magic!
voldy: ha, easily countered with this! *stop magic*
harry: what?!?! out of mana!!! NOOOOO!
voldy: and now, face the "dark strike of the lord of shadows in the fires..."
harry: wait a tick...*picks up rock*..hm...
voldy: "...brimstone raining from the heavens and the destruction of all..."
harry: *lobs at voldy's head* there we are.
voldy: *drops wand, stands up and rubs head* ouch...damn...shoulda just used the avada...
harry: and now, face myyy-
dumbledore: get on with it!

jammi567 · 07-20-2006, 03:22 PM

Harry and Cedric are transported to the graveyard via the porkey. C is the thick person, whist H is just slightly cleaverer. However, C isn't killed, but is tied up, along with H. Being confused by this, H asks Wormtail...
H (in a cockney london accent): 'ay, Wormy, what's the big idea?
W: I'm tying you up, i can re-construct Voldy to full power etc, etc, and i don't want to intefear
H: Oh, fair enough.
(40 minutes later...)
Voldy (having accioed a DJ booth, playing 'i feel good'): I FEEL GOOD, YEHHHHHH!
C (giggling slightly in a stupid way): That's good.
V: Thanks.
H: So, big V, how ya goin' to kill me this time? people, creatures, spells...
V: Ohhhh, probally in a duel. but before that, i want to have a party.
(H and C stare at him).
C: Why?
V: What a stupid question. in case you haven't noticed, i've got a body for the first time in 13 years, and i just want to celebrate. is that too much to ask for?
(both violently shake their heads)
V: Good. Ohhhh boys and girls, you can come out now.
(The death eaters do so, but also bring out sluts).
V: Let the fun begin.
(it does so, and they all had a fun night, including, amonst other things, having a couple of beers, getting down with the ladies, and having a DJ contest, in which V won, obversly. At around midnight...
V: Well, i've had such a great time with you, and you've been such great sports, that i'll let you go free, and i'll try and kill you another time.
H (pissed out of his mind): Fakz (throws up on the floor).
C: (in a similar state to H): Yesh, well se youl round.
(and they both go back to hogwarts via the porkey).

jammi567 · 07-26-2006, 06:33 AM

(How Harry's going to kill Voldy, alternate version):
Harry is sneaking behind Voldy whilst he's doing something else, and knocks him out with a hardback copy of OotP. Once done, he plants a bomb of love in Voldy's brain, gets out, and runs away. ten seconds later, we hear a small explosion, and Voldy's head and soul are distroyed.
H: That was easy.

jammi567 · 07-29-2006, 05:43 AM

(Harry meets Snape).
H: You evil bastard!
S: I'm not evil.
H: Of course you are, I saw you kill Dumbledore in front of my own eyes!
S: If you just listern...
H (sticking fingers in his ears): LALALALA!
S: If you shut up for a minute, I'll tell you that I have an evil twin.
(At this, H takes his fingers out his ears, shuts up, but leaves his mouth open and stares at S).
H: What?!
S: Yeh, I know. It's a bit of a shock isn't it?
(H nods).
S: He was the one who did the Unbreakable Vow fingy migiggy, and killed Dumbledore, whilst I was the one who did the sixth test to the Philosopher's stone, and lied to Umbridge and alerted the Order.
H: Who was the 'Half Blood Prince'?
S: We both were. I was the one who did the corrections to the potion instructions, and had the relationship with your mum, whilst Sanpe was the one who had no friends and invented all those curses.
H: If you're really good, then there wouldn't be a Dark Mark on your arm. Show me your arm.
(Snape rolls up sleeve, and H sees that there's no mark anywhere on it).
H: In that case, you're my friend?
(S nods).
H (getting excited now): And you can give us inside info on Vody's movements?
(S nods)
H: YES! Do you want a drink with me to celebrate?
S: Sure, why not.
(They walk away into the night).

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 07-29-2006, 06:33 AM

Harry: I like girls.

Hermione: Me too!

07-20-2006, 01:46 PM	#21
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07-20-2006, 01:57 PM	#22
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	yes. "ghost riders in the sky" is a classic country/rockish song written in the 40s...my favortie recording was done by the great johnny cash... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-20-2006, 02:09 PM	#23
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	intersting combination. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-20-2006, 02:19 PM	#24
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	you should listen to it...can i upload a sound file? or would it take too much bandwith? hm... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-20-2006, 02:35 PM	#25
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	you could post a link to it, if it's on the internet. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-20-2006, 02:42 PM	#26
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	i don't think it is...anyway, we digress. __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-20-2006, 02:47 PM	#27
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	anyways, coming back on topic ( ), have you got anything else that these characters wouldn't normally say. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-20-2006, 02:54 PM	#28
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	harry: alright, voldemort, time for our climactic showdown! voldy: bring it, punk, i'm level 99! harry: face my "light of the holy mage of the mystic rose of the shining glory of the blessed sock of nargothrosinzechindom"!!! 2-magic! 2-magic! voldy: ha, easily countered with this! stop magic harry: what?!?! out of mana!!! NOOOOO! voldy: and now, face the "dark strike of the lord of shadows in the fires..." harry: wait a tick...picks up rock..hm... voldy: "...brimstone raining from the heavens and the destruction of all..." harry: lobs at voldy's head there we are. voldy: drops wand, stands up and rubs head ouch...damn...shoulda just used the avada... harry: and now, face myyy- dumbledore: get on with it! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-20-2006, 03:22 PM	#29
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Harry and Cedric are transported to the graveyard via the porkey. C is the thick person, whist H is just slightly cleaverer. However, C isn't killed, but is tied up, along with H. Being confused by this, H asks Wormtail... H (in a cockney london accent): 'ay, Wormy, what's the big idea? W: I'm tying you up, i can re-construct Voldy to full power etc, etc, and i don't want to intefear H: Oh, fair enough. (40 minutes later...) Voldy (having accioed a DJ booth, playing 'i feel good'): I FEEL GOOD, YEHHHHHH! C (giggling slightly in a stupid way): That's good. V: Thanks. H: So, big V, how ya goin' to kill me this time? people, creatures, spells... V: Ohhhh, probally in a duel. but before that, i want to have a party. (H and C stare at him). C: Why? V: What a stupid question. in case you haven't noticed, i've got a body for the first time in 13 years, and i just want to celebrate. is that too much to ask for? (both violently shake their heads) V: Good. Ohhhh boys and girls, you can come out now. (The death eaters do so, but also bring out sluts). V: Let the fun begin. (it does so, and they all had a fun night, including, amonst other things, having a couple of beers, getting down with the ladies, and having a DJ contest, in which V won, obversly. At around midnight... V: Well, i've had such a great time with you, and you've been such great sports, that i'll let you go free, and i'll try and kill you another time. H (pissed out of his mind): Fakz (throws up on the floor). C: (in a similar state to H): Yesh, well se youl round. (and they both go back to hogwarts via the porkey). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-26-2006, 06:33 AM	#30
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	(How Harry's going to kill Voldy, alternate version): Harry is sneaking behind Voldy whilst he's doing something else, and knocks him out with a hardback copy of OotP. Once done, he plants a bomb of love in Voldy's brain, gets out, and runs away. ten seconds later, we hear a small explosion, and Voldy's head and soul are distroyed. H: That was easy. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-29-2006, 05:43 AM	#31
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	(Harry meets Snape). H: You evil bastard! S: I'm not evil. H: Of course you are, I saw you kill Dumbledore in front of my own eyes! S: If you just listern... H (sticking fingers in his ears): LALALALA! S: If you shut up for a minute, I'll tell you that I have an evil twin. (At this, H takes his fingers out his ears, shuts up, but leaves his mouth open and stares at S). H: What?! S: Yeh, I know. It's a bit of a shock isn't it? (H nods). S: He was the one who did the Unbreakable Vow fingy migiggy, and killed Dumbledore, whilst I was the one who did the sixth test to the Philosopher's stone, and lied to Umbridge and alerted the Order. H: Who was the 'Half Blood Prince'? S: We both were. I was the one who did the corrections to the potion instructions, and had the relationship with your mum, whilst Sanpe was the one who had no friends and invented all those curses. H: If you're really good, then there wouldn't be a Dark Mark on your arm. Show me your arm. (Snape rolls up sleeve, and H sees that there's no mark anywhere on it). H: In that case, you're my friend? (S nods). H (getting excited now): And you can give us inside info on Vody's movements? (S nods) H: YES! Do you want a drink with me to celebrate? S: Sure, why not. (They walk away into the night). __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-29-2006, 06:33 AM	#32
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Harry: I like girls. Hermione: Me too! __________________ Do you hear that?