Revenge of the TLA

[Butterbeer]

(OOC - stop her? ... no!)

Millie 'the moper' was ill named, for one she was madly happy with most things. The fact that she was pyschotically murderous on the few limited things she disliked will almost certainly never come into it.

Millie the moper was in fact rather a fan of the 'Sound of music' and besides the idea of Mirriam's lithe silky shapely legs running barefoot towards the mountains, petticoats swingly wildly in the as yet undisclosed and ill thought-out landscape(s) that the narrative plainly and lazily failed to consider .... sent her busom all a quiver ....

Millie knew that at any momment a Hobbit was likely to request a pot of tea ...


Millie: milk's off, come back tommorow ...


all was silent.

This was the kind of narrative you found in shady inner city boozas and liked to hang around the jukebox, making largesse hand gestures that even a wizard would not care to decipher...