House of Hilarity: It's Part Time - Page 7

klatukatt · 12-13-2005, 05:45 PM

Katt: Ah. You have sedated me. Wait, that's brilliant! LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!

Stereo:
Tweny tweny twenty four
hours to go,
I wanna be sedated!
Nothin to do,
no way to go home,
I wanna be sedated!
Just put me in a wheelchair
get me to the show
hurry hurry hurry
before I lose control
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes
oh no no no
OH NO!

Katt: YAY Ramones! *sleeps*

OOC: I'm really out of it today.

rohirrim TR · 12-16-2005, 05:23 PM

rohirrous: sedated huh? well if you say so...*gives her 3 drowsy dramamines*
ok that should do it.

Katt: but i'm not seasik i'm fine i'm, whoa i'm really tired *stagers away and collapses on the couch*

Sane: you spelled seasick rong!!

Katt: *mumbles something in her sleep that suspiciously sounds like* shut up you wanna be sellin i mean spellin teacherZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Lady Marion Magdalena · 12-16-2005, 05:34 PM

Sane: I must commit Sepuku! you made me spell "Wrong" Wrong!

Rohirrous: Oh...well...yeah...

Sane: Or I could just give you the boot....

rohirrim TR · 12-17-2005, 01:01 PM

rohirrous: er..well don't worry sepuku with a lightsaber won't hurt a bit, in fact we might even be able to save you a couple of hours in bacta would probably cure you.

rohirrim TR · 12-23-2005, 06:17 PM

rohirrous: heres some christmas kandy *hands sane some red and green m&ms*

Sane: you spelled candy wrong rong wong W R O N G!!

Rohirrous:er...I suppose that means no?

The last sane person · 12-23-2005, 07:24 PM

*Sane did grin and accepted the candy*

Sane: Nah, I like it, and I am not that big of a spelling Nazi.

klatukatt · 12-24-2005, 12:01 PM

Katt: AAAAAAAA NAZZIS!

*Katt Yawns*

Katt: Wow, it's a bit early. Anyone need a hangover cure? Boy I;m hungry, what tiem is it? Has anyone seen my coffee?

*Everyone throws pillows at Katt.*

Sane: Go back to sleep!

Rohirrous: Jezze, who gave HER caffeen?

rohirrim TR · 12-28-2005, 12:02 PM

rohirrous: er....katt your sig is disturbing, how could you have quit EDDIE you hardly got started?!

klatukatt · 12-31-2005, 04:02 PM

Katt: I'm tempermental like that. But, you are the first person that has noticed my leave of absence.

*Katt pulls out a light saber.*

Katt: The REAL reason I left is that I was in training to become a Sith Lord. I will now proudly take my place on EDDIE once again.

*Katt cuts up her signature with the light saber.*

Katt: See? I got skillz now.

The last sane person · 12-31-2005, 05:09 PM

Sane: The prodigal daughter returns. I see you have done some training. Under whom?

klatukatt · 12-31-2005, 08:24 PM

Katt: I took an online class. Ha! It was easy.

rohirrim TR · 01-06-2006, 12:36 PM

Rohirrous: you found a sith holocron those are real antiques, that would be worth some real credits to the EMPIRE.

klatukatt · 01-17-2006, 10:22 PM

Welcome back to the greatest party in five universes and twenty realities! I'm your host, Black Whole, here with my buddy StrangTheroy. How you doin' tonight, Strang?

I'm feelin good, Black. We have some fine party animals in the house, and I don't just mean the penguins. Let's see who can shake their STRING on the dance floor!

Wow! That was a really bad pun! Let's go for it!

*Katt runs in starts playing loudly on the tuba. BLORT BLAT BLLLLANNNG!*

Katt: *sings* Yeah! You're my baby, my sweet pattoose! Kiss me like a hippopotamouse! Yeah baby! I treat you so nice! Make you feel just like Condi Rice!

*Katt plays tuba: BLORT BLAT PHFFFFF!!!! until she falls over: THUMP.*

Wow, that was unspeakably bad. That goes to a whole-nother-dimention of horrific.

I'd have to aggree with you, but let's go to the judges. I see a two, a one, and a square root of negative twenty-one. That brings her total down to 4i. Good on those imaginary numbers.

12-16-2005, 05:34 PM	#123
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Sane: I must commit Sepuku! you made me spell "Wrong" Wrong! Rohirrous: Oh...well...yeah... Sane: Or I could just give you the boot.... __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

12-23-2005, 07:24 PM	#126
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane did grin and accepted the candy Sane: Nah, I like it, and I am not that big of a spelling Nazi. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

12-31-2005, 05:09 PM	#130
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane: The prodigal daughter returns. I see you have done some training. Under whom? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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12-13-2005, 05:45 PM	#121
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Ah. You have sedated me. Wait, that's brilliant! LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! Stereo: Tweny tweny twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated! Nothin to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated! Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show hurry hurry hurry before I lose control I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes oh no no no OH NO! Katt: YAY Ramones! sleeps OOC: I'm really out of it today.

12-24-2005, 12:01 PM	#127
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: AAAAAAAA NAZZIS! Katt Yawns Katt: Wow, it's a bit early. Anyone need a hangover cure? Boy I;m hungry, what tiem is it? Has anyone seen my coffee? Everyone throws pillows at Katt. Sane: Go back to sleep! Rohirrous: Jezze, who gave HER caffeen?

12-31-2005, 04:02 PM	#129
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: I'm tempermental like that. But, you are the first person that has noticed my leave of absence. Katt pulls out a light saber. Katt: The REAL reason I left is that I was in training to become a Sith Lord. I will now proudly take my place on EDDIE once again. Katt cuts up her signature with the light saber. Katt: See? I got skillz now.

12-31-2005, 08:24 PM	#131
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: I took an online class. Ha! It was easy.

01-17-2006, 10:22 PM	#133
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Welcome back to the greatest party in five universes and twenty realities! I'm your host, Black Whole, here with my buddy StrangTheroy. How you doin' tonight, Strang? I'm feelin good, Black. We have some fine party animals in the house, and I don't just mean the penguins. Let's see who can shake their STRING on the dance floor! Wow! That was a really bad pun! Let's go for it! Katt runs in starts playing loudly on the tuba. BLORT BLAT BLLLLANNNG! Katt: sings Yeah! You're my baby, my sweet pattoose! Kiss me like a hippopotamouse! Yeah baby! I treat you so nice! Make you feel just like Condi Rice! Katt plays tuba: BLORT BLAT PHFFFFF!!!! until she falls over: THUMP. Wow, that was unspeakably bad. That goes to a whole-nother-dimention of horrific. I'd have to aggree with you, but let's go to the judges. I see a two, a one, and a square root of negative twenty-one. That brings her total down to 4i. Good on those imaginary numbers.