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The last sane person · 08-02-2004, 10:10 PM

Jack: *lands on ass* OOF! *mumbles* bloody elephunt! wont miss you at all. so there.

*the oliphaunt lumbers away into the sunset, never to be seen again. ever. nope. not one. not even for a guest appearance in the republican convention. no more.*

elixir · 08-07-2004, 03:14 PM

Jack: Another day past, another town destroyed.

Adrian: Maybe we should leave before they find out that we are kind of responsible for all this. And that I ate all their food.

Gandalf: I will not leave without my hat! Has any of you seen it?

Devak: Yeah, let's find some nice king who isn't my brother.

Tshik: *stops waving the oliphaunt good bye and turns to others* Let's go and find the underground river!

Devak: What underground river?

Tshik: The first we find!

Devak: Why?

Tshik: Wouldn't it be fun?

Katt_knome_hobbit · 08-22-2004, 02:07 AM

Set: Well, I'd love to continue to watch your missadventures, but I appearently have a novel to write. Look for it in stores. "The Wish of Folley." Goodbye.

*Pop*

The last sane person · 08-24-2004, 05:00 PM

Jack: well, it was fun, but i too got to fly. adios.

*leaves*

elixir · 10-04-2004, 04:24 PM

Tshik: Bye-bye!

And away they went! How sad! But you are still here, my friends... hey! Where did everybody go???

Amea · 10-05-2004, 06:12 AM

Devak: *waves bye to the purple oliphaunt* bye pain in the butt.....
Tshik: that's not nice.....
Devak: and when did i ever say i was nice......
Gandalf: oh come on Devak, there must be some niceness in theat heart of urs...
Devak: well none for u...*wonks him over the head*
Tshik: *falls over laughing* nice one Devak
Devak: *looks down at him* yeah thanks Tshik *pats him on the head* good boy
Gandalf: *cries* see but ur nice to him....
Devak: and i should be nice to u becuz?????
Gandalf: um....never mind....
*akward silance*
Devak: ok then....tshik where is seth???

elixir · 10-07-2004, 07:49 AM

Tshik: He is gone. They are both gone. They are all gone: Oliphaunt, Jack and Set. The trees and the grass do not now remember them: only the stones lament them. They are gone.

*A moment of silence*

Tshik: *a little happier* But you are still here. And Gandalf is here. And Eowyn should also be here somewhere. Oh, and there is also a bunch of Gondorians chasing us for destroying their fair city. So I guess we won't get too bored.

Devak: What???

Tshik: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure we'll be able to deal with them somehow.

Devak: Not that. Eowyn is still here???

Eowyn: Someone called me?

Amea · 10-10-2004, 05:29 PM

Devak: *looks at eowyn* no......
Tshik: be nice....
Devak: why????
Gandalf: tshik she is never nice....
Eowyn: meanie @devak

elixir · 10-15-2004, 11:44 AM

*Bunch of angry and armed Gondorians appear and soon the Destroyers of the Fair City are surrounded*

Tshik: Em...

Gandalf: Err...

Devak: Let's give them Eowyn.

Eowyn: Hey!!!

Gandalf: Aragorn's there.

Eowyn: Bye!!!

Devak: Aragorn's there? I'll go myself. It's not right to send such an innocent and helpless girl among those nasty men.

Gandalf: *cough* Sister. *cough*

Devak: I'm not your sister. You're old enough to be my great-great-great grandfather.

Gandalf: I'm actually even older.

Devak: Well, you do look older indeed.

Gandalf: BUT I meant that you are Aragorn's half-sister.

Devak: *mutters something angrily*

Gandalf: What did you say?

Devak: I muttered something angrily.

Gandalf: Oh. I thought so.

Devak: Yeah, right.

08-02-2004, 10:10 PM	#101
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Jack: lands on ass OOF! mumbles bloody elephunt! wont miss you at all. so there. the oliphaunt lumbers away into the sunset, never to be seen again. ever. nope. not one. not even for a guest appearance in the republican convention. no more. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

08-07-2004, 03:14 PM	#102
elixir Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: wherever my dreams take me Posts: 356	Jack: Another day past, another town destroyed. Adrian: Maybe we should leave before they find out that we are kind of responsible for all this. And that I ate all their food. Gandalf: I will not leave without my hat! Has any of you seen it? Devak: Yeah, let's find some nice king who isn't my brother. Tshik: stops waving the oliphaunt good bye and turns to others Let's go and find the underground river! Devak: What underground river? Tshik: The first we find! Devak: Why? Tshik: Wouldn't it be fun? __________________ ~ Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you ~ "We've got a wizard and we're not afraid to use him!" HOBBITS NEEDED! Some dwarves as well !!!

08-22-2004, 02:07 AM	#103
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	Set: Well, I'd love to continue to watch your missadventures, but I appearently have a novel to write. Look for it in stores. "The Wish of Folley." Goodbye. Pop __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."

08-24-2004, 05:00 PM	#104
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Jack: well, it was fun, but i too got to fly. adios. leaves __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-04-2004, 04:24 PM	#105
elixir Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: wherever my dreams take me Posts: 356	Tshik: Bye-bye! And away they went! How sad! But you are still here, my friends... hey! Where did everybody go??? __________________ ~ Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you ~ "We've got a wizard and we're not afraid to use him!" HOBBITS NEEDED! Some dwarves as well !!!

10-05-2004, 06:12 AM	#106
Amea Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sleeping in a tree Posts: 173	Devak: waves bye to the purple oliphaunt bye pain in the butt..... Tshik: that's not nice..... Devak: and when did i ever say i was nice...... Gandalf: oh come on Devak, there must be some niceness in theat heart of urs... Devak: well none for u...wonks him over the head Tshik: falls over laughing nice one Devak Devak: looks down at him yeah thanks Tshik pats him on the head good boy Gandalf: cries see but ur nice to him.... Devak: and i should be nice to u becuz????? Gandalf: um....never mind.... akward silance Devak: ok then....tshik where is seth??? __________________ Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! devak laughs crazily Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. Devak grabs blue by the throat Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P

10-07-2004, 07:49 AM	#107
elixir Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: wherever my dreams take me Posts: 356	Tshik: He is gone. They are both gone. They are all gone: Oliphaunt, Jack and Set. The trees and the grass do not now remember them: only the stones lament them. They are gone. A moment of silence Tshik: a little happier But you are still here. And Gandalf is here. And Eowyn should also be here somewhere. Oh, and there is also a bunch of Gondorians chasing us for destroying their fair city. So I guess we won't get too bored. Devak: What??? Tshik: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure we'll be able to deal with them somehow. Devak: Not that. Eowyn is still here??? Eowyn: Someone called me? __________________ ~ Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you ~ "We've got a wizard and we're not afraid to use him!" HOBBITS NEEDED! Some dwarves as well !!!

10-10-2004, 05:29 PM	#108
Amea Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sleeping in a tree Posts: 173	Devak: looks at eowyn no...... Tshik: be nice.... Devak: why???? Gandalf: tshik she is never nice.... Eowyn: meanie @devak __________________ Crazy I was crazy once they put me in this little room Rats! Rats! I hate Rats! They drive me crazy! devak laughs crazily Blue: Oh boy, She's cracked, She's gone nuts, Devak, Devak get a grip. Devak grabs blue by the throat Blue: Good grip Duh! I've got markers!!!! :P

10-15-2004, 11:44 AM	#109
elixir Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: wherever my dreams take me Posts: 356	Bunch of angry and armed Gondorians appear and soon the Destroyers of the Fair City are surrounded Tshik: Em... Gandalf: Err... Devak: Let's give them Eowyn. Eowyn: Hey!!! Gandalf: Aragorn's there. Eowyn: Bye!!! Devak: Aragorn's there? I'll go myself. It's not right to send such an innocent and helpless girl among those nasty men. Gandalf: cough Sister. cough Devak: I'm not your sister. You're old enough to be my great-great-great grandfather. Gandalf: I'm actually even older. Devak: Well, you do look older indeed. Gandalf: BUT I meant that you are Aragorn's half-sister. Devak: mutters something angrily Gandalf: What did you say? Devak: I muttered something angrily. Gandalf: Oh. I thought so. Devak: Yeah, right. __________________ ~ Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you ~ "We've got a wizard and we're not afraid to use him!" HOBBITS NEEDED! Some dwarves as well !!!

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