sorry, i can't help posting this...

its too funny not too! i'm forwarding it as an e mail to everyone in my address book

a switchboard message at the mental health institute.

"hello and welcome to the mental health hotline...

1) If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

2) If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

3) If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

4) If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so that we can trace your call.

5) If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the
mother ship.

6) If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press.

7) If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.

8) If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key
until a representative comes on the line.

9) If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address,
phone number, date of birth, social security number and your
mother's maiden name.

10) If you have a post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.

11) If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. if you have short-
term memory loss, press 9. if you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

12) If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. all our operators
are too busy to talk to you."


what do you think of it? i would make a laughing face but i turned the emoticons off so that i don't get sunglasses with number 8)... btw do you like my new sig?

It's ok, although I despise chain letters so I can't approve of you forwarding it to everyone in your address book

i don't usually. this is actually the first time i did... i hate it when they say 'make a wish' or that if i don't i'm not a true friend, they are so ANNOYING! i just delete them

Hey that was hilarious!

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