Tolkien Talk Show! - Page 2

Lizra · 09-28-2002, 07:59 PM

Pippin and Merry come running up, very excited....."Hey, Frodo, Sam! Did you see the big buffet in the green room! They've got sauteed mushrooms and roast coney kabobs, big bowls of apples, and mashed taters with mushroom gravy! Come on!!! Pints, half pints, miruvor...... tape gollum up again and lets go eat!"

Glorfindul's_Balrog · 09-29-2002, 01:42 AM

Balrog bursts in.

"Bwah ha ha! Prepare to feel my wrath! Ooh! Cup cakes"

Goes over to the buffet table.

Glorfindul jumps out. "Stupid Balrog! I killed you once and I can kill you again!"

Balrog: "Yeah, well so can I!"

Fight Sceen

Cut to commersial.

"Balrogs charring up your clothes? Get mithril clothes! The most flame retardant metal in this middle earth!"

Finrod Felagund · 10-01-2002, 11:30 AM

Finrod Felagund walks in. "OOH look! SPAM!...I mean CRAM!"

Beleg Strongbow · 10-01-2002, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lizra
Sam..."Tape up his mouth! One more "My Precious" and we're out of here, aren't we Mr. Frodo. No wait, ask him how he bounced up from the 'Crack of Doom', only slightly blistered, to continue his Baggins stalk!"

Gollum:

We won't talk about it, no we won't, Precious.

<Duct tape is applied>

SHIRE!!! BAGGINNSSSS!!! WE'LL TALLLLK! TAKE IT OFFF!

<Duct tape is removed>

Mmm, it hurt us, gollum, gollum, it hurt us. Feetses were burning, Precious, feetses were roasting. Precious fell, all toasted, baaad... we hateses hobbitses AND VOLCANOSES!!

Human#3.141592653 · 10-01-2002, 08:37 PM

Elvish archer: ...Oh...kay. Wait, I thought that we are on a commercial break?
Stage Hand#4: Gullom ate the crew.
Elvish archer: I see...

Lizra · 10-04-2002, 08:45 AM

"Well, What are we waiting for!" says Gimli, as he clomps over to Gollum, and kicks his head in. "my pre...my teethhhhhsss" Aiiieeee....Gollum's head is now irretrievably pummeled inside his neck. "Any more from you and we'll blow you up." says Gimli with a smile.

Beleg Strongbow · 10-08-2002, 07:26 AM

"blow him up with what?" Beleg asks.

(cue Tano)

***Tessar*** · 10-09-2002, 05:29 PM

*gollum hops around* 'Is that the best you have? A flesh wound! Come on then!'

Lizra · 10-09-2002, 10:30 PM

Merry and Pippen sneak up behind Gollum, ram a large (already lit) dragon shaped firework down Gollum's loin cloth. Gollum is immediately shot up and through the studio roof, into the stratosphere. A deafening "Kaboom" is heard, and thousands of sparkley silver fish and rings fall from the sky. Gimli is chortling with dwarvish glee. Merry smiles at Pippen, slaps him on the back, and bites into an apple.

Aeryn · 10-12-2002, 09:02 PM

Such Violence. Can I play too. (looks at the dwarves runnin' around, and rubs her elvish hands together mischeviously)

Lizra · 10-12-2002, 09:52 PM

Ask a question!

09-28-2002, 07:59 PM	#21
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Pippin and Merry come running up, very excited....."Hey, Frodo, Sam! Did you see the big buffet in the green room! They've got sauteed mushrooms and roast coney kabobs, big bowls of apples, and mashed taters with mushroom gravy! Come on!!! Pints, half pints, miruvor...... tape gollum up again and lets go eat!" __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 10-01-2002 at 12:21 PM.

09-29-2002, 01:42 AM	#22
Glorfindul's_Balrog Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: At the sceen of Glorfindul's death! Posts: 8	Balrog bursts in. "Bwah ha ha! Prepare to feel my wrath! Ooh! Cup cakes" Goes over to the buffet table. Glorfindul jumps out. "Stupid Balrog! I killed you once and I can kill you again!" Balrog: "Yeah, well so can I!" Fight Sceen Cut to commersial. "Balrogs charring up your clothes? Get mithril clothes! The most flame retardant metal in this middle earth!" __________________ I killed him! Yes! I did it! Aw crap! Look at that! Stupid rencarnated elf!

10-01-2002, 08:37 PM	#25
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Elvish archer: ...Oh...kay. Wait, I thought that we are on a commercial break? Stage Hand#4: Gullom ate the crew. Elvish archer: I see... __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

10-04-2002, 08:45 AM	#26
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	"Well, What are we waiting for!" says Gimli, as he clomps over to Gollum, and kicks his head in. "my pre...my teethhhhhsss" Aiiieeee....Gollum's head is now irretrievably pummeled inside his neck. "Any more from you and we'll blow you up." says Gimli with a smile. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

10-08-2002, 07:26 AM	#27
Beleg Strongbow Truest of Friends Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pennsylvania, but I have a vacation home in the Westfarthing. Posts: 520	"blow him up with what?" Beleg asks. (cue Tano) __________________ "...Beleg Strongbow, truest of friends, greatest in skill of all that harboured in the woods of Beleriand in the Elder Days..." Aure Entuleva! John Kerry for President!

10-01-2002, 11:30 AM	#23
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Finrod Felagund walks in. "OOH look! SPAM!...I mean CRAM!"

10-09-2002, 05:29 PM	#28
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	gollum hops around 'Is that the best you have? A flesh wound! Come on then!'

10-09-2002, 10:30 PM	#29
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Goodby Gollum Merry and Pippen sneak up behind Gollum, ram a large (already lit) dragon shaped firework down Gollum's loin cloth. Gollum is immediately shot up and through the studio roof, into the stratosphere. A deafening "Kaboom" is heard, and thousands of sparkley silver fish and rings fall from the sky. Gimli is chortling with dwarvish glee. Merry smiles at Pippen, slaps him on the back, and bites into an apple. __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats! Last edited by Lizra : 10-09-2002 at 10:32 PM.

10-12-2002, 09:02 PM	#30
Aeryn Bank'ress of Sith Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In a hot-hot place, heh Posts: 913	Ow Such Violence. Can I play too. (looks at the dwarves runnin' around, and rubs her elvish hands together mischeviously) __________________ my new account name feigndeath. This one is deactivated, I think.

10-12-2002, 09:52 PM	#31
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Ask a question! __________________ Happy Atheist Go Democrats!

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