UK Referendum on EU

[Butterbeer]

It's called an Eton Mess



Rich, messy and full of fruitcakes

So whats happening?
Well Gazza (Govey) stabbed Bazza ( Eton Boris), who'd stabbed Cazza ( Eton cameron) in the back and is standing for PM. Bazza chickened out - think he decided trying to actually comb his hair and look smart was just waaay too much effort! Something Jezza (Jeremy Corbyn) never worries about.

Mezza,Dezza,Sezza,Lezza, Kezza (etc etc) - in fact virtually ALL the shadow cabinet stabbed Jezza in the back, by all resigning from the shadow Cabinet and demanding he resign as Labour leader.

Jezza stuck 2 fingers up at the bally billy-liar lot of em' and is staying. He lost a vote of confidence approx 170-40, but is backed by the general labour party electorate and by the Unions, so if they force a new leadership election he'll likely win again!

Fazza (Farage) however takes the other view and wants to concentrate on spending more 'quality' time down the pub.

Bazza is understandably not happy with Gazza and is now supporting Assa (Andrea Leadsom).

Gazza is saying no rush to push the button, we can sit on it like mother Hens till we are happy with any deal.

Foxy (unlikely to win) says 1 jan 2019 to leave.

Mazza (Theresea May) vaguely 'remain' Minister, odds on at bookies to possibly win it, has gone Nuclear- promising to go trident crazy


Tories playing House of cards, but oddly more unified than Labour - on the eve of the much awaited Chilcott report on the Iraq war - where Jezza says he'd be happy to put Billy Liar (Bleughzaa - tony blair) on trial for war crimes.

The rebels against the death star Jezza are Blairites worried about the Chilcott report...

Meanwhile UKip have joined the club and have no leader.
As for the Liberals they havent got a leader ..not that anyone knows the name of or cares about anyway, since 'Lyin' Nick' stabbed himself and his party in the back, the heart and the googlies over student loans.



Ironically then, the only Uk Leader with a clearly defined Brexit strategy, was Roy Hogson! (England football Manager).