I made a song!!!!!

[Arathorn]

Here's an abridged one (Now the FINISHED ONE)
that I think I have done
Originally by Billy Joel
the lyrics need some fuel(whew)

We Didn't Start The War
(We Didn't Start The Fire)

Iluvatar, Manwe, Feanor, Soronume
Valinorian, Numenorean, Middle-Earth Telerian

G'ladriel, Nerdanel, Tinuviel, and Undomiel
Fangorn Forest, Lothlorien, all the way to Ithilien

Uruk-hai, Ring-Wraiths, Oliphaunts and Fire Drakes
Strider is the Elfstone, Aragorn the Dunedain

Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn and Eomer
Ungoliant, Gorgoroth, Sauron 's boss is Morgoth!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Palantiri, One Ring, Fellowship, Return of King
Shelob, Olog-hai, Easterlings attack from nigh

Beren, Luthien, Thingol had his Melian
Sauron, Carcaroth, killed Huan and both were lost

Saruman, Olorin, Radagast where have you been?
Samwise, Pippin, Merry did the Morgul in

Angband, Mordor, Beleriand near the shore
Dagorlad, Morgulvale, Udun it does makes me pale!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Shadowfax , Asfaloth, Snowmane, and Bill is no sloth
Eastfold, Westfold, Oh Rohan You had been told.

Finarfin, Fingolfin, I don't know where has he been
Bywater, Bag End, Sharkey's gone Grima did rend
Firecrackers, Taters, conies near the craters
Bruinen, Rivendell, Nazgul got caught in its spell

Barliman still sits at Bree, when will it be ruffian-free?
Bilbo Baggins, Frodo, left the Shire to Lotho!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it


Erebor, Mount Doom, Treebeard's voice went with a boom
There's Ghan-Buri-Ghan, in the forest dwelt his clan

Tol Eressea, Barrow Downs, Gollum's such a weird clown
Glorfindel, Arwen, will PJ change plot again?

JRR thinks he's Beren, Buried with his Luthien
Christopher's H.O.M.E, I got to save some money!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

Do Balrogs have got wings? kids like to debate these things
Valinor, Undying Lands, Elves are safe in Cirdan's hands
Ents took over Isengard, Huorns beat orcs when off their guard
Denethor just lost his mind, Gondor is in such a bind

'Wonder where's the Gulf of Lhun, 'better get my map soon
East Farthing Far Downs, Hobbits won't go out of town
Man in the Moon Came down to Soon, Shire folk sure enjoyed that tune
Periannath, Halflings, Hobbits killed the Lord of Rings!

We didn't start the war
They were always raiding
Since Melkor went stealing
We didn't start the war
No we didn't wage it
Feanor's oath did it

EDIT: This is the FINAL Version
(unless I make a correction)